>be me
>live in shitty town
>literally nothing to fucking do here
>parents still get me a babysitter because they're mentally handicapped
>Total bitch
>Seems like she gets off to the fact I hate her
>Have worst teacher in school
>Obsessing over fictional creatures
>One day, decide I need an escape
>Buy a literal kilogram of weed with parents credit card
>Smoke it all at once
>Begin having hallucinations of two people, one male one female
>Seem to be related
>Guy is significantly more retarded than my parents, girl seems to put up with his shit
>Line between reality and hallucination blur
>Start seeing their face on everything
>They seem to have a sort of magic
So anyway, on my drug highs, I go with these two cunts and fuck shit up using magic.