Anyone had sex? Greentext it anons.

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>>37843278
I don't have anything to be proud, I lost my virginity to an escort but here it is

>23 year old virgin
>decide to go an escort
>she is really sweet
>take a shower together
>she makes me hard with her hand, puts on a condom
>insert penis in vag
>came within 3 pumps
>feel really awkward but she comforts me
>we talk about random shit for 15 minutes laying down again
>she grabs my dick and tells me to go for a second round
>fuck her in doggy for 10 minutes, cum again

money well spent I guess, that was 8 months ago

>never had sex
>probably never will
>mfw

>>37843278
>put my thing in her thing
>move it around for a few minutes
>cum

Shit was cash

>>37843278
Which time would like me to greentext? Latest? Best? First?

>>37843535
In my culture we stay virgin until marriage. No hate plz.

>>37844814
best sex

>>37844883
That's fine, but i'll never get married

Source in that goddess?

>>37844887
>about 18 years old
>met this gorgeous girl on MySpace
>about 5 feet tall, slim but super curvy with double d's and a bubble butt
>we talk and sext for a few months but never meet
>eventually stop talking
>flash forward a few years
>we start talking again
>pretty much how we left off
>she agrees to come over and spend the night
>we go to my room and immediately start kissing and ripping our clothes off
>next thing I know she's on top of me sitting on my face and sucking me off
>then she starts riding me
>my whole family is home and she's literally screaming my name
>her nipples are rubbing against my face while she rides me
>she tells me to turn on the lights so she can watch me penetrate her
>she stares at my cock the entire time and I can feel her cum dripping down the shaft of my dick
>I get on top and start jack hammering
>she's screaming her lungs out and slapping my ass
>she wants me to cum in her so I do
>eventually fall asleep together
>wake up at around 4 am and do it again

Dang, I miss her now

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>somehow get gf since she approached me cause she thought i was cute
>after two weeks of being together despite me sperging out decide to have sex
>get naked and put condom on
>try to get a boner
>realize im gay

>>37845546
im afraid this will happen to me. in the meanwhile I'll keep jerking off to women

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>>37843278
>be virgin and decide its enough
>arrange with a 9/10 hooker for sex
>saving all my neetbux for it
>buy condoms
>the big day arrives and I can barely contain myself
>doorbell rings and I race over
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>no seriously, I open the door
>9/10 hooker is not there
>instead I'm looking at a 4/10 girl who seemed to have a combination of fetal alcohol syndrome and downs
>she said the 9/10 sent her because she couldn't make it
>funny thing is I already paid the 9/10 some of the money just to show up
>I being the beta that I am, let the downy creature inside
>she starts to undress and I start feeling my lunch coming back up
>at this point my dick is dead and buried, but she tries to give my limp dick CPR
>I manage to reach half a chub and she puts it in and tries to ride it but fails
>she just ends up sucking me off until I dribble out some cum
>as soon as I cum, she takes the money and runs out the door as if escaping a kidnapper and leaves me to contemplate my existence

that was my first time robots, and probably my last

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Sex is overrated, after I had done it with both male and female I feel like fapping is still better. You can fap to whatever you feel like, you are not limited to your partners body, you can also choose how hard or what rhytm you squeeze your penis, it might sound silly, but to me mastrubating is honestly better than sex. Youre not losing out on anything, its overhyped.

>couldnt get hard because of porn induced ED.
>have to use generic viagra from amazon
>over a year before I could get hard from a girl irl without sex pill
>still have trouble sometimes
>jacking off to porn and camgirls is 100 % better than sex

>>37843278
>15 years old
>Flirting with a girl for 2 weeks
>Go to her house
>She's only wearing a jumper that just covers her hips
>Nervous
>She lets me try her bong
>Spill spaghetti
>Can't breathe in
>Drench two joints
>She's high though
>Take seven shots of whiskey
>She falls off her chair
>As I help her up, we start making out
>Start fingering her
>Get her on the bed
>Start eating her pussy
>She rides my dick on a chair after I fuck her on the bed
>Sucks my benis
>Cum in her mouth
>She wipes some of it off her cheeks and licks it up
>Eat a shit ton of food
>Throw up three times in her bathroom and all over myself
>Go home feeling like a zombie

I regret eating her pussy, she'd been fucked by a million guys but I was drunk so you know. It's been 5 years and I still prod my peen to the memory.

>>37845658
>>couldnt get hard because of porn induced ED.
have you tried doing a "reset", I think i have porn ED too.

I can get hard but not rock hard, it's like a semi. I still masturbate because I feel the need to, but it doesn't feel the same. years of watching amateur/homemade porn might be the cause. it's almost like i already know what to expect from having sex, so it doesn't seem as exciting anymore

>>37845782
You can, it takes like 1-2 months
I literally had dry orgams cause I masturabted too much, then I started nofapping
It was really fucking hard, I felt like some drug addict