>Wake up >"Hope your thirsty anon!" What do you do?

correct their use of your

I say "my thirsty what?" and then they kick me in the ribs

>>37841850
"You're thirsty, Anon.

Open my mouth and hope to sample their golden liquid

>>37841850
ask them to give me a piss enema

>>37841850
Call the police, there are rapists after my virginity

pic is suppose to be related? I suppose I'd be cranky they woke me up from that dream

tfw no gf to wake me up by peeing on me

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GTFO roasties, I'm a pureboi.

I'll be the dude to ask for MOAR then.

>>37841850
>ywn drink their piss
feels bad man

>>37841850
Hide the thread.

>>37844485
It's one of those chains you put around your waist
p hot desu