Leaving this place

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>>37841112
Good job and have fun. now it is time to leave you fucking normie!
although we probably see you in a couple months after you destroy everything because you secretly are destructive and long for this place

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>we started dating 6 weeks ago

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37841112
>that shimmy into a dab
god fuck that was hilarious

>>37841227
can you post the vid?
i dont remember what it was about

>>37841112
>hinting


cuck detected

it should be out in the open like a cookie jar on a god damn counter

now GTFO off my board, pathetic normie

>>37841356
neither of us is retarded. We both know how to read between the lines. She doesn't have to say "WE WILL FUCK" for me to figure it out.
We openly discussed sex before and today I had 2 dreams about her we both dream a lot and I told her one was a sex dream and she made me tell her what we did and when I told her the dream broke at one part she said "no worries, you'll re-live the experience soon anyway".

>>37841112
no one cares about your faggot success story, time to leave.

>>37841626
>neither of us is retarded

is someone ironing clothes????

>>37841112
How did you socialize at first? I did a year in college, I was a complete ghost. Did you talk to random people in the first days?

>>37841626
Good luck anon, if you make it, never come back. But know we'll always be here if you ever need us.

Fare well anon, we can only hope to become like you one day

>>37841815
I didn't socialize. I never ever approached another person with the goal of making friends in my life.

As autistic and unlikely as this sounds I'm gonna say it anyway, just because there's no other explanation to this.
The girl that I fell in love with first saw 2 months before actual college started. She noticed me during the applications for college. She remembers me from back then and said that the moment she saw me she got the feeling that we were gonna end up together she mentioned this after we started dating. I first saw her 3 weeks after college started and the moment I accidentally locked eyes with her I felt something that I cannot explain. That moment is carved in my memory, every single god damn detail. 3 days later we ended up talking a bit during class because she kept turning around and laughing at something I was telling this guy I know from highschool. After class SHE came up to ME outside and we got to talking. I just knew that we were gonna end up together and she knew it as well. She was my only friend in college and she introduced me to some of her girl friends the college is 75-25 girls to guys and all the guys are "special" faggots so I only hang out with women.

Things just fell into place for me. I don't know what I did to deserve it because I'm not a good person, and I did my fair share of horrible shit to people, myself and my family. Now I'm the happiest I have ever been.

And as far as socializing out of college goes I got a family friend to thank. He's the son of my parents friends and he keeps inviting me out with him. If it weren't for him I wouldn't leave my house at all and he's the one and only reason I have a social life outside of college.

A lot of the reasons I'm happy now simply has to do with pure luck. And as I said idk what I did to deserve this. So sadly I don't have some sort of secret formula on how to become "normal". Sorry anon.

>>37841157
I'm a bit self destructive but I'm learning how to control my urges.

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Good for you op. I'm convinced that most will make it eventually, but a small number of us won't.

>>37841112
see you in 3 to 6 months when your relationship falls apart just as teenage "love" always does.

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Good job when it's over and done with make a thread about it
I like hearing stories about robots making it
It's conforting knowing that I have a slim chance of taming some strange

losing your virginity doesn't do shit. i lost mine and I still go on here, it never ends

>>37841112
>it's another burger meets girl in college because that never happens
Daily reminder americans CANNOT be robots. Try being a europoor you stupid fuck.

>>37842061
Thanks for the complete explanation even if it killed some hope.

>>37842824
I'm from the Balkans buddy
>>37842787
yea but I'm not just gonna lose my virginity
>>37842745
>teenage
I'm 21 she's 19
>>37842710
never lose hope friend
>>37842840
man you never know whats gonna happen. If I wasn't a college dropout NEET, playing video games 16 hours a day, jerking off up to7, doing nothing with my life, parents making me pay rent, almost tearing my family apart, no social life, no nothing - I wouldn't meet the girl and be as happy as I am now.
You have to break some eggs to make an omlette.

>>37843668
Balkans are the epitomy of degeneracy so it's even worse.

East Europeans CANNOT EVER be robots. Fuck off now yeah.

>>37841112
no were are not all "going to make it"

good for you now fuck off

>>37843668
>I'm 21 she's 19
as I said. teenage.

>tfw lost virginity at 18

It won't "cure" you, but it's a burden you can finally let go. Unless she's a hottie, sex sucks unless you care about her.. ugly/fat girls suck.

>>37843745
And which country are you from big boy
>>37843802
You are the reason this board sucks dick you miserable bitch. Get a fucking grip.

>>37841112
>21 y/o virgin
>hinting that we'll fuck even more so than usual
>fuck more than usual
>virgin
hmmm...

>>37845764
This. OP is a fag.

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>>37845764
I dont know if youre retarded or just trying to get me to respond to you, but you pulled it off anyway.
Congratulations.

>>37843745
>Eastern Europeans can't ever be robots
looks like you're wrong
>t. EE

>>37842751
I like hearing these as well, the "we are all going to make it" gives me the hope I need.