So tell me, why don't you have a girlfriend ?

>>37835984
I'm picky and not Chad enough to go for girls I deem acceptable. I've made it before and I will again, but that's why I'm currently single.

I like girls but they really don't like me

>>37835984
I don't interact with others.

>>37835984
I can't compete against the BBC since I got a tiny white dick

I am too scared to speak to girls as I don't feel as if I'm worthy

They detest my being

>most girls are ugly and basic bitches and whores
>girls are insane
Not worth the damn effort holy shit. The only worth they have is to reproduce but no girl is traditional anymore so they don't even know how to take care of a home / raise a family/ cook etc. etc.

>>37835984
I haven't met anybody who I liked enough yet.

i'm a loser with loser hobbies and i live a loser life, so when a girl sees me or hears about what i do, all they think is "loser".

it makes it hard to get a gf

low money, low height, low weight, skele build, shit car, no house yet, no stable job, no degree, just to name a few

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Because I'm a 330lb NEET.

>>37835984

Got screwed over in life by a shitty genetic condition, any possible offspring I have will more than likely inherit hence why I go monk.

im 5.9 and 120 no women wants a skeleton feelsbad.jpg

Don't have the confidence in myself and have fear of rejection. I'm pretty ok at talking to girls I'm not interested in, but when the entire reason for the conversation to happen is because I like them I literally have no idea what to do. Also I'm hilariously average with nothing that really stands out about me.

I just haven't put in the effort. Don't really care desu

>>37835984
Never really cared to have one. As well as, I haven't found someone I'm interested in.

>>37835984
Nihilism.

I know this is just a fucking meaningless face, love would only interesting if it were real.

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all the girls i tried to start a relationship in high school went for other people

girls called me "creepy," "fat," and "ugly," usually behind my back, sometimes to my face

the girls who i was "friends" with after high school regularly dumped their problems on me, barely listened to me vent, and the second they got boyfriends they no longer cared about my problems, not that they did in the first place

just used me and pretended they knew what being unlovable was like until (surprise) they "miraculously" found a relationship

now i just think that women are vain, uncaring, and manipulative and i don't want any woman in my life

Because I've given up on myself and realized that no matter what I do every girl will leave me because of shit I do, its always my fault my relationships end so I've just given up and would much rather stay a single virgin until I eventually kill myself

>>37835984

Don't want one or need one. Shallow dating pool. Every woman my age is used goods single mom whore tier. Don't make enough money, have no car or transport besides the bus. Can barely function in day to day life, let alone putting up with another person's bullshit.

tl;dr- i'm a terrible person and don't deserve to love or be loved.

>>37835984
Why the hell would I? They're not even human.

>>37835984
>I'm very superficial and have no strong opinions of my own about things.
>I'm smol.
>I look okay but my mannerisms are very awkward.
>The last time I had IRL friends was in third grade and all of my social skills have come from working in fast food and talking to customers (see superficial above).
>I think everyone deserves to be happy except for me. I don't care about myself and don't expect anything good for me.
>My interests are very vanilla and consists of film, books, and art. I find people that share my interests intimidating--I'm afraid I'd come off as a poser, maybe.
>Closeted asexual and am filled with anxiety about coming out about this to people in real life.
>But wait that's not all

I have so much anxiety that I could never go on a date 1 on 1 with a girl let alone ask one out

I've got some maturing to do. I think I've realized I haven't been looking for a relationship for the right reasons.

Gotta meet more people as well.

I'm not able or even prepared to love someone and anyone that could love me would only be hurt.

Who needs a gf if you have elongated arms

>>37835984
Because girls are disgusting as fuck desu

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>>37835984
My peppers are the closest thing I have to friends

>>37835984
Mental illness, life after school didn't get better for me, all my friends are gone, my mum looks sees me as a disappointment, my dad is dead, my brother doesn't talk to me and i'm left alone in a small apartment, usually lay in bed 3/4 of the day in darkness occasionally picking up my phone to read the news or to browse /r9k/

I'm ready to fucking die

>>37835984
I Have auf 32 y.o. gf. But she looks like 25

>>37835984
I'm waiting until I lose weight to ask girls out. Already confessed my feelings once and asked another one out. The confession just drove her away and the other girl I asked out accepted and I gave my phone num

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>>37835984
I have been rejected by my own people my entire life. They only want money and good looks.

btw,
very gross but also funny.
chaturbate com /florymarlow2/

I want to be a girl that's why

bump. Why don't my fellow robots have a gf?

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>>37835984
I never leave my house
that's not the only reason but it is the main one

>>37837169
If someone messed up/killed your peppers, would you be sad? pls respond

>>37835984
because I don't want to be a babysitter.
girls are literally just overgrown children, they expect you to buy them whatever they want and never get you anything in return and they're extremely clingy and controlling. If I wanted to waste all my money on a person I'm not related to, I'd adopt a kid. At least they'll actually be greatful for what I give to them.

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>>37835984
Besides being a socially retarded pariah with zero prospects in life, I'm too bitter and jealous to look past someone else's previous love life while being too insecure and self-conscience about my own lack of experience in relationships and intimacy

>>37835984
the gurl in your pic is cute

First and foremost, I don't make the effort, but that's not all.
I have a boring personality, or lack thereof.
I'm awkward as fuck and uncomfortable to be around.
Never really gotten to know a woman before.
I'm not the kinda person who should be in a relationship t b h, I'm pretty immature and irresponsible and I don't think I could be there emotionally for someone else.
Above all, I odn't know how or have no desire to change the things that I know are wrong with me.

Voila alors.

I would if I had a bigger dick
Not original obviously

Lack of interest in other people.
Severe mood swings.
Emotionally unstable.
Suppressed and boring personality, bland as a cornflake.
Small dick.

Because I'm currently addicted to heroin.

Variety of self esteem issues as well as being a social recluse. There's a girl at work I tried asking out but it didn't go to plan and I think she has a bf now anyway, I'm not 100% sure. Either way, 22 years pussy free.

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>>37835984
I have an ultra qt girlfriend.

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You know how they keep saying women love bad guys.. Maybe we don't have GF's because we're not thugs?

>>37835984
You rejected me last week.

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>>37835984
because I feel for the "just be yourself" meme

it doesnt work when you're a completely unfeeling crooked monster

>>37839413
They win short term, go to prison, die at 50 from heroin abuse, we win long term. Switch sides if you want.

>>37835984
But I do have a gf anon. What are you talking about?

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Because I am ugly, have an off putting personality, and my socio economic status is shit.

I think she hates me.

She might be a slut, too.

After all the bullshit and drama that comes with having a relationship, I'd rather not have one.

Mommy issues. If i get a girlfreind she would litterally become a mom to me just to fill the void in my heart that my mom made. I would get to attached and if the gf leaves it would be like my mom left me again. Fuck that.

>>37835984

Don't feel like I'm good enough for a gf. Women want the best and that's not me.

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>>37835984
Because court decided that i'm not allowed to go near the girls that I enjoy anymore.

>>37840053
What did you do to end up in court?

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>>37837169
I also have peppers

we gardeners now

>>37835984
5'8", that's why.

>inb4 women don't care about height
>inb4 getting laid is all about confidence

>>37840086

Are you blind? Those are just leaves glued to sticks in dirt.

said it before, I'm lazy and I guess I haven't found anyone worth chasing
my standards aren't even high
says a lot about women iibh

>>37835984
The kind of girl I like is probably non-existant in my close proximity. even if it did exist my average social skills wouldn't be enough to compensate for my lack of future. Also, improving myself just for a measly chance is absolutely not worth it.

>>37840126

they are still growing. I think they finished growing length now they are flowering on the tops and filling out from the bottom

>>37840071
Went near girls to find a gf

>>37835984
afraid to compromise
unrealistic standards
not risking

I am afraid of rejection so I don't approach women. I only see women at work and at clubs/bars, maybe the gym too but I don't want to hit on girls there/afraid of rejection. My social circle has dwindled with age so I don't go to parties or bbqs. I don't have any hobbies.

You'll understand in a couple of minutes.

--starts talking

the last time I spoke to a girl, a bald fat man who was almost 50 years old made false accusations against me - he practically called me a rapist and a murderer on camera, livestreaming on facebook.
I've been haunted by that experience day and night for the last 4 months. She was 25 years old, He was staring at her before I spoke to her, he looked very sad (because he will never have her), but then his sadness turned to rage when he saw that I had the courage to talk to her and he didn't. I saw him staring at her, but I ignored him and spoke to her anyways. He was jealous that I had the courage to talk to her and was raging like crazy, running around the whole neighborhood like the little boy who cried wolf, acting like I was the most evil horrible criminal he had ever witnessed in his entire life, just for simply talking to a girl. Keep in mind, I don't watch porn, I don't go to prostitutes, I'm just trying to be pure and this is the treatment I get...

>>37835984
Too much work > whatever reward
It sucks because I find lots of girls attractive but I know I shouldn't breed and that it's better that I die alone.

>>37835984
So tell me, why did you put a space before your question mark? Are you French?

>>37835984
A bad first experience put me off the idea when I was 15. I'm 20 now. Probably not gonna bother with them agaifor another few years.

i don't know the answer, but it feels like it's because i'm not good enough.

>Nihilism
>I'ld rather fuck sluts than have a girlfriend without marraige or kids
>Marriage or kids leads to divorce, cuckery and wageslaving and I don't want that and the world is too fucked up of a place to raise a child in

So I'm a degenerate Chad instead but will die alone just like all you NEETs on r9k

>>37835984
Being around other people is torture for me. Also I have no success or social status to leverage, even if I did want a gf.

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>>37835984
They call it the hedgehog's dilemma

I'm either too beta or too much of a dick. Or I'm either too clingy or way too distant. There's no middle ground.

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Because we finally just got a sticky banning camwhoring and /soc/ shit again and I won't be able to meet her on here when she makes a thread saying she's bored and asking for discords

1. I don't try
2. NEET so no status and money
3. They can get better

>>37837169
very nice plants

>>37835984
Because women take up too much time and I don't have enough patience to throw smooth talk for months and charm a girl
BOORIIINNG

>>37835984

Because my sister hasn't set me up with any of her friends yet. I don't have enough motivation to do anything myself.

>>37842244
You could have been shitposting here for well over a decade and still have never figured out that this is not the place for that.
You absolute retard.

>>37835984
Because I'm genuinely autistic I don't even have friends

Because I hate wymyn even more than normal people.

Girls don't like ugly short autistic guys.

Because im in between 2. Ones cute fit and 25 with nice perky tits and the other one is cute fit and 38 with big natural tits and i dont wanna commit to either one and yes i asked if they'd be mad if they found out about either one.

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Because I'm 5'3" manlet, am socially inept and a clinically depressed toxic cunt doomed to remain a lonely miserable manchild for the rest of my life.

I've had gfs in the past, but due to being a sucky sucky 5 dorra bf I'm ridin' solo

>>37836889
>now i just think that women are vain, uncaring, and manipulative and i don't want any woman in my life

The path truth is always unpleasant, but it is worth it. Cherish the knowledge you have gained.

>why don't you have a girlfriend anon?
>I don't one want, I'm not willing to waste that time on a nother person
>YEAH SURE ANON AHAHA

Why is it fucking hard to understand?

>>37839510
You don't win long term you fucking idiot. At best you'll be the beta bux thag she can barely look at without vomitting, and if you're lucky she might give you resentful sex once every few months. Once she cheats on you, she'll divorce you, take your shit, get alimony and child support, and keep fucking other men.

>>37836889
so why didnt you like stop being fat and creepy?

>>37841212
Same here but I'm 18 now

>>37835984
im waiting for a girl to approach me, that's how it works right?

>>37845089
Creepy is code for ugly.

>>37840111
>inb4 women don't care about height
I'm the same height as you and have gotten called 6ft by 5'0'' women. I'm fucked if someone taller than me is besides me though

but.. but.. i do!

>>37835984
No idea. People that played sports with me always considered me one of the best on the team. People that had class with me always considered me one the smartest people they knew. Now I make more money than 90% of people my age and I still run and lift frequently. It makes no sense considering that I also have no problem talking to people I don't know.

>>37835984
Celibacy commitment

>>37835984
Because I don't really need one.

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Silly anon I have a girlfriend!
pic rel
qt
She dosent know me but thats top tier

>over 30
>obese
>between jobs
>no IRL social circle
>online dating is hell and makes me neurotic
That's about it.

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I can't imagine a girl willingly wanting to spend time w/ me. I also don't go out.

>182cm manlet
>brown eyes
>skinnyfat
>babyfaced
>autistic
>bad at socializing
>lazy and depressed

Women prefer Chad.

I'm not a Chad through no fault of my own.

So they are at fault.

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>>37839510
>>37839413
I'm a major drug distributor and I have a beautiful fiancee.

>>37836889
Very true, perfectly sums it up

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>>37835984
I don't think any girl would wanna be even close to someone like me... I wasn't born to be successful, most girls I've met at school/work only see me as a friend because they say I'm funny and I make them laugh. Sometimes I get my hopes up and I think one day some girl will wanna be with someone like me but all it takes is me standing in front of a mirror and all that goes away.

>>37847934
>182cm manlet

you people are mentally ill. That's literally fine.
No women doesn't want to be with you because you're just short of 6'0. For fuck sake. Get a grip.

>>37835984
I got /fit/ and found a FWB so now I have all the sexual release of a gf without emotional investment

I'm not ugly or autistic but I don't have any friends. Girls don't like loners.

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>>37837169
not gonna lie, that's some nice looking pepperplants

>>37835984
im shy as fuck

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>>37835984
5'5 no chance for one

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I have high functioning autism, selective mutism, and cargo ships full of anxiety. I leave the house to get food and that's it. funny thing is, people wanted to talk to me in school. the guy who became my best friend talked at me till i finally talked to him. he was very popular with the ladies. Its not all bad tho. look at this boxxy shirt that i just got! yay for positivity! im also 6"4 165lb nothin to be sad about there either. a few years ago id be to embarrassed to even make an anonymous post on the internet.

>>37835984
I'm asexual, that's why

1) I have the worst type of autism
2) my face is a solid 4/10
3) I'm a loner by choice mostly and the fear of judgement
4) I grew up in the era of tinder/facebook and dating apps which has massively inflated the female ego and self worth

>>37836967
>smol
>closeted asexual
You're a fucking meme, off yourself

>>37835984
It's extremely hard to get one in my country

>>37849658
this is half of my answer
the other half is that I don't want one anyway.

>>37848000
so if someone were to find out who this lady is, they would then know how to contact a major drug distributor.
cool.

>>37835984
I could write an entire novel about why.
Ultimately though it just comes down to "I'm too lazy to be happy"

>>37835984
haven't met anyone ive found to be worth even attempting to pursue. people today seem too glib and two-faced. nobody is straightforward with their intentions and wants/needs. its all some fucked up mind game. grasping at straws int he dark.

>>37835984

I do

muatajlasdfjblox

Almost all the girls I know are stacies. The few left who are genuinely great people are already in relationships. Life is fucking me with a pool cue.

women tend to be attracted to a guy based on how successful he seems. In modern society this means being confident and making money. I do neither.

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>>37848000
That logic follows, yes.

Or you could just ask /o/ who I am since I've been doxxed for years.

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>>37850712
Yeah, what this guy says.

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>>37850001
Err my bad I meant to respond to you here >>37850867 but clicked myself instead like a dumbass.

>shatter heart on valentine's day

>p-please notice me

>post-cancer chronic fatigue syndrome, can't do shit
>khv wizard living with parents
>shit for income
>friendless sperglord

Pick your favorite

First and foremost, I don't have Chad looks. I'm not horribly disgusting, but I'm absolutely no better than average, so a girl would certainly never approach me to ask me out, or even develop a crush on me without getting to know my personality first.

Past that, any girls who have gotten to know me well and like my personality, have only become friends because I don't know what series of steps to take to make a girl my girlfriend. I don't know what to say or do in order to secure a romantic relationship, and any inklings I might have about the proper moves to make are so uncertain that I could never work up the confidence to try them, lest I humiliate myself.

>>37835984
Women are only attractive to me physically and I can just jack off, negating the need to find a flesh and blood person and waste time and money to see their body.

Also vaginas disgust me.

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face not symmetric due to birth defect and im 5'6. Unfortunately i am not confident enough to get a gf because i literally have nothing to be confident about. I am extremely ugly and a manlet, there is no hope.

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>>37851061
>no chad looks excuse

I'm average at best and my girl is gorgeous.

Because I'm trans but not out to anyone, along with not socializing with people in general.

>>37851692
Cherry-picked example that has a 1 in 10,000 chance of happening and probably isn't actually you because there's no time stamp.

Unless I've been baited.

>>37835984
i have 6 missing teeth

>>37835984
hate myself and want to die

>>37851966
>anything that doesnt go along with my narrative is cherrypicked lies!

Whatever, keep acting like it's out of your control. Probably the only thing keeping you from suicide.

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>>37851966
>not me etc 1 in 10,000

its my life and I've consistently had attractive girl friends my whole life.

You are just a shitty person desu.

>>37853044
Its really sad. I've had gender dysphoria and body my whole life and I still have more confidence to function in society and talk to the opposite sex than most of these robots.

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>>37853546
body dysmorphia rather

>>37837169
>growing weed

get a job hippie.

I'm honestly too picky. I'd never date a girl who drinks, smokes, isn't a virgin... hence why I've only ever dated one girl and still didn't like her.

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I'm afraid to talk to girls and I spend almost all day in my room in front of the computer. Also I have no friends to go to parties and those things