>dumb chad has the brilliant idea of going to north fucking

I think he did more than taking a poster, or wasn't a simple tourist.

On YT you can watch tons of vids , not just guided tour stuff.

>CHAD

Yeah no, he was as robotic as they come

>Be white
>Tall, good looking, full head of hair
>Lead charmed life
>Speak at high school graduation
>Bout to go study abroad in Hong Kong

Crushing_It.txt

>Decide to take a little detour to North Korea
>"Think of the story I'll be able to tell!"
>Never make it back.
>The story ends there.

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Dear Leader is one of us, a gigantic manchild living the dream.

not a Chad,

he stole the banner to impress a Church Girl,

beta orbiter, trying to impress Church Stacey

i have no sympathy for people who willingly go to these shithole countries

He LITERALLY caused his own death because he just HAD to take that fucking propaganda poster. They tell you to not touch ANYTHING that you are not explicitly allowed to when you go on their tours. I have no sympathy.

>>37833669
daaaamn far right is fine af. seriously tho imagine what it must be like to be dear leader at such a young age must be surreal as hell

>>37833669

>be kim
>inna high shool
>using fake name to avoid detection by normies
>testtime.jpeg
>pulls out bondage porn during test
>gets kicked out of test

sounds autistic enough

>>37834251
Uhhh there's been kings of countries who have started their reign at 5 years old...

>>37834381
well yeah but thats in medieval times its so strange having all this access in the 21st century

>>37832974
i remember that. his ass was so sorry but they still enslaved him.

>>37834381

Kim was super awkward around grills in school, and he only liked basketball

>>37833036
That dude was totally a spy.

>>37832974
Yes.

>>37833134
No, he was a Chad who used to get drunk at parties at his college. He wasn't a robot at all.

>>37834442
well now they must suck his tiny peener or else they will get killed or sent to the ricefields of eternal picking.

>>37834442
He went to school in Switzerland. He's probably more comfortable around Asian girls and girls who live under his reign.

>>37834419
>his ass was so sorry

He was sorry he got caught.

>>37832974

Do you think they raped him?

Do you think they made that little white boy take their Korean cocks?

Was he YELLOWED?

>>37834602
Nope. He induced his own coma as part of a false flag planned by Trump to create tensions with North Korea.

>send in the spy posing as a "tourist"
>get himself captured
>swallow the coma-inducing capsule stuck to his molar so they release him
>get waken up in America
>make up a story that he died, just to make the koreans look like evil assholes so Trump looks good in comparison
>justify sending more American troops to the DMZ

The guy's probably chilling somewhere in Florida right now.

>>37833036
>>37834473

Sometimes a pipe is a pipe. There's people who want to see plans in everything.

Sometimes a motherfucker is just that stupid.

>>37835080
The guy is too "all-american" to be realistic.

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what if kim jon comes on 4chan

>>37834829

It amazes me that people who hate trump because he's a retarded asshole are the first people who think he's capable of planning some shit like this.

>>37836132
I highly, highly doubt his post was meant to be taken seriously, but either way it was fucking hilarious and deserves praising.

>>37836132
I never said Trump was a retarded asshole, you fucking praiselekekxdd imbecile. He's a cunning motherfucker with massive intelligence/spy communities at his disposal.

What, you're gonna post "triggered xDD " and claim victory now?

I'm a fucking fascist, bitch.

>>37836254
See
>>37836258

That level of asshurt shows he was completely serious.

>>37832974
Bump epic thread made by what makes this board great

>>37833134
He was a member of a fraternity. Literal anti-robot.

>>37836132
>>37836254
>>37836258
This all started before Trump was even elected.

>>37836892
can you be more vague fagtron?

>>37836923
Stop disproving the narrative.

>>37836957
How was that vague at all retard?