ITT: Things that made you get over your oneitis

>>37832315
Bump for interest and sake of hearing others

Originamo

>>37832315
I got over mine when I realized what a hoodrat she is

>started using narco slang on normiebook
>got pregnant before marriage
>never even became a cop like she wanted to

>A woman will never love a man the same way a man loves a woman

>>37832315
>she has gastroenteritis
>she doesnt use a tampon
>she dropped all her classes

The only reason I ever loved her was because she wanted to spend time with me alone.

>>37832315

>she's miserable
>guys are constantly hitting on her
>I'm better looking than all of them

I haven't, she's perfect.

>>37833652
She shits literally two inches apart from where she mucuously bleeds nonstop

>>37832315
>she's seeing a guy that literally looks exactly like this picture
and I had to see her with him when I went ice skating
fuck that

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>>37832315
> She stood me up
> She left me two days into dating because her ex started hitting her up
> She asked me out a year later
> She told she loved me
> She refused to meet up mysteriously
> On a day where she knew I'd see it and she knew that I'd be out with friends she posted herself hooking up with another guy
> She ghosts when I angrily ask her what the fucking deal is
> She messages me a year later and invited me out to lunch
> She "forgot" money and I have to pay
> Tells me she's in the hospital and can't show up for a date
> She was out with friends that day
> Ask what her problem is and if she doesn't like me just say so
> Ghosted again
> Tells me she loves me a month later
> I block her

She's now a miserable cunt working a dead end job who hops on different guys monthly, each looking very similar to me. I'm glad she's unhappy, she's the reason I'm a miserable, jaded cunt who can't get laid.

>>37833986
He looks like a young Homer Simpson? I don't think you have anything to worry about.

>>37832315
>she dyed her hair bright red
She was always crazy, but something like that serves as a constant reminder so I don't forget. Aposematism saves the day once more.

>>37834010
Holy shit anon she sounds like an extremely shitty person and seems to really hate herself aswell

>>37833933
T. Middle school student who just found out about the menstrual cycle

>time being away from her
>she's dating someone a lot less successful than me
>my life will be more interesting and lucrative than hers
>made excuses multiple times when we "tried to hangout" obviously doesn't care
>she annoys me

>>37834215
t. someone less repilled than a middle schooler

>>37834286
>repilled

T. Guy who hasn't passed middle school English

>she got a bf that's shorter and uglier than me but he graduated already while I'm on my third year of college after dropping out from another career
>she is normie as fuck now and lives through social media

>>37834349
>he thinks redpilled here isn't one word

Summerfag detected

Pls fucking help me guys.
>>37833845

>>37834286
You forgot the first d in redpilled, idiot

Reread >>37834286

Keep on thinking that pussies are yucky because they're different from your three inch dick, though

>>37834533
Meant for >>37834444 or rig anally

>>37834533
>HE MADE A SINGLE LETTER TYPO THE FUCKING RETARD HA HA HAH

has a bf already
has a bf already
and has a bf already

yup

>>37834533
Yea ok buddy at least I still don't obsess over my oneitis like an actual beta male

i didn't really get over her, but i haven't spoken to her or involve myself with her in so long that i don't really have any feelings left for her. whenever i see her now it's just like 'meh'

>>37834667
>he has had an oneitis itn the past
>"Haha it is you who is the beta male"

>>37832315
But you're a virgin. A nu-male is way better than you.

>>37834010
You were probably fucking annoying and clingy.

YOU are the reason you're a jaded cunt who can't get laid.

>>37834667
Only betas have a oneitis bro.

>>37834033
I've never heard that term until today. That's quite interesting.

When she started slurring it up a single week after breaking up with me. Got a new one though, haven't got over her yet but she's still obtainable maybe

>>37834944
Kill yourself you ugly roastie, and no, being a virgin is better than being a nu-male

>>37832315
Found a better girl
Now I cry about her instead of the first one

she
>dating beaner now
>had him call me and he just started swearing and threatening me
lol
>told him my location and he pussied out because area is ghetto and banger ville

one of our mutual friends (closer to me, hes pretty much one of the closest to me) told her to call me a cuck as a joke so she did it. I promptly realized she wasn't my idealization of her and gave up on her. She prolly knew desu

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How do people think this is attractive

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>>37832315
I want to get over my oneitis but she just keeps getting better
>deleted her social media at the start of the year
>still doesn't have a bf
>started exercising and went from kinda chunky to perfectly thicc

>>37836974
She has fat tits, why so you think

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>>37833652
same desu famalamarama-san

>>37832315
And yet he's fucking her and not you

There's nothing wrong with my ex oneitis. We simply went separate ways. She has a Chad bf she's been with for a couple of months, I feel like she'll probably get married to him, or just cheat on him like she's done to all her other boyfriends. Also the fact that she chose not to go to college after high school and has been working at a fish restraunt, and is a drug dealer too. Other than that, I have gotten over the extreme emotions I had for her, but now it's just a every now and then where she will casually pop up into my mind and I start missing some of the memories I had with her.

>>37837262
I fucked her first, it's my sloppy seconds. you can look at it in a way that doesn't make you sad, you pussy.

>>37837298
You're either a cuck or this is really stupid bait

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>>37836974
when you're a 40 year old virgin or a horny 12 year old anything with a hole is fuckable. sometimes even the hole is optional.

also when did the sloth from ice age get a sex job?
>pic related is one of venti's better pics

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>>37836974
Because she's a pro level troll

And those fat fucking tits, man I wanna squeeze those things.

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>>37837327
This ones better.

Originalli ravioli

>>37833652
Same here man

Origsvsir

>>37832315
Lol, I fucked her over pretty well.

>High School
>attempt to ask out
>rejected because "not enough of a man" and "we're really good friends"

>fast forward 6 years to college
>HighSchool oneitis is roommates with friend
>meme degree in middle eastern studies and member of the young communist club or whatever
>overall a loathsome individual
>when she isn't there, smoke a joint using the pages of her Quran with Friend
>starts fight between her and roommate/friend
>her communist ass isn't signed on the lease
>convince roommate/friend to kick her out
>communist whore has to move back in with mommy and daddy and give up the college party lifestyle


I feel accompmished

>>37835023
Yeah cuz women never do anything wrong huh? Get the fuck out of here you White Knight.

>>37832315
>I was such a good orbiter I boosted their confidence to roastie levels

I could've helped nice girls feel good about themselves just as friends, I don't know why I was so obsessed with having a gf

I'm not over my fembot online oneitis but I'm trying. I found out she was a trap but my feelings didn't change. I know it did for a lot of orbiters. She said she'd never meet me and be my gf. I've come to realize no matter what I wouldn't have a chance because I'm a straight cisgender male and we have a large distance between us. She didn't even see me as a friend anyways. Feels bad but I put myself in the situation.

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>>37832315
Four years since I swore her off because I couldn't take the pain of pursuing her any longer with seven total years of knowing her
>she graduated medical school
>works in a children's hospital
>same body she had at sixteen but with larger tits and ass
>all around kind and caring person
>has a good looking bf


IN the meantime me
>dropped out of college
>after lifting for six years of 2 hour daily lifting starting at 17 I have stopped for three now and lost all gains
>fat
>from zero alcohol consumption till I was 22 to heavy alcoholic
>vomited walking home from a bar on this fine monday evening
>mind no longer feels sharp
>anxiety so bad I have trouble making eye contact any longer with people
>talk to maybe three people, none of them women
>zero prospects
>think of her daily and how close we were

To be fair she lead me on super hard and just wanted attention and I won't even say it was directly a result of that, but I have had a complete mental breakdown.

>>37837426
She sounds painful to be around, like you wouldn't matter at all besides being a prop for her shattered ego, good for you anon, you really moved her back home good.

If I wasn't over putting so much stock in women before this thread, I am now. 50% of these people are roasties groveling in the loss of orbiters they thought they had wrapped around their little fingers. Don't invest time in women who don't treat you with respect anons, they'll use you to feel pretty, like it's a makeup kit in the mirror.

>>37832315
Wll I started dating my gf and eventually I wasn't thinking on my oneitis no more

You guys know she literally does not think about you at all, right?

She's still this important to you and you're just some inconsequential guy who was on the periphery of her life for a fleeting moment.

>>37837600
You know you're an unlikable bitch right? No one cares about how miserable you are alone and why you feel the need to bring strangers down.

>>37837666

>projecting AND missing the point this badly!

Why don't you wipe the tears from your eyes and try reading the post that triggered you so badly again and think about what's actually being said to you.

>>37837666
>No one cares about how miserable you are alone
This may not be the board for you.

>>37837710
You're God awful at helping people get over someone, you said it in the bitchiest way possible.

>>37837738
I thought it was a roastie trying to rustle people in the thread, my bad

>>37837741

Oh, I'm sorry, numale cunt, I didn't realise I had to pander to your sensitivities, you great big hysterical sissy.

Why on earth would you actually think anyone here wants to help anyone?

You hold as much value as this person, why waste your attention and love on someone who do the same for you? There are many people out there who would love you for who you are, and treat you the way you want to be treated. Don't get caught in the true love, oneitis meme, you're worth more than dedication to someone else.

>>37837851
Because it's a thread about anons explaining how they got over women? I mean, I wasn't wrong in calling you and twat. I'm hysterical?

>>37837899

>numale orbiters telling stories
>somehow helping each other

You're like a modern eunuch, but somehow even less masculine and even more triggered than a woman could ever be.

It is on and off, but I haven't seen her in a long time

she makes promises she doesn't keep
she is dating a super beta
she likes shitty narrative sometimes
she said she isn't attracted to me and sees me like a little brother(even though she often acts otherwise)
She doesn't give me a straight answer on her music taste or beliefs
she calls atheism edgy without reason
she takes advantage of people with her cuteness
she doesn't make an effort to talk to me, yet she calls me her friend
she has a bland palate and makes people cook for her
she doesn't let me play music in my own car and if I ever do it has to be super quiet
calls me a nickname I didn't want to be called
Didn't let me draw what I wanted for work
Grabs my nose and other annoying stuff
got this weird guy that goes to my workplace to call me that nickname
Tries to get people to buy her stuff
Teases me by pushing boundaries even in public(ex pushing her boobs against me)
Likes puns and objectively shitty songs
has incredibly good fortune, everything is practically given to her

could be more but whatever

>>37837962
I'm triggered? You're just a bitch who came here to feel like you're worth more than someone. Why else would a roastie be in a thread full of orbiters? You're just fumbling for creative ways to put me down now lol.

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I always knew she was a bit of an /x/phile but I failed to understand how severe it was. I'm not just talking spiritual which is whatever for me, but she actively tries to share articles nowadays that are objectively wrong and has tried to "correct"me on this crap. Stuff I'm actually decently educated on mind you, like how some of her proposals actively violate the laws of thermodynamics.

On top of that she started building this weird racial slant on it, she's tried to dismiss centuries of scientific thought in favor of her stupid internet articles because they were a bunch of "old white dudes". This killed most of my respect for her on the spot and it has been incredibly easy to move on.

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>>37837600
>>37837666
>>37837710
>>37837738
>>37837741
>>37837851
>>37837899
>>37837962
both of you are extremely autistic take it outside gents

>>37838078
No. Let them fight.

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>>37838092
Organi pousta

>>37838078
oy fuck you then

>>37832576
true words, brother

>talking to him, making jokes about how I/people take polarising opinions to seem interesting
>get on to personality and traits
>"yeah but I don't really care about why I/people are the way they are, like who cares"
>this man literally does not exercise introspection
>think about his behaviour for as long as I've known him
>realise he literally doesn't think about it, at all
fucking dropped

I made her my gf
Now she annoys the the fuck out of me

>>37838188
>not embracing the psychology meme

sounds like a pleb good job anon

She started to strike me as a pretentious and by going full robot, I can only view her as leftovers of her numerous boyfriends.
I also developed a bit of a depersonalization disorder so I view this whole ordeal as a different route in a very boring and depressing Visual Novel I call life.

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>>37832315
>saw her new by
>looks like the stereotypical drug user complete with retard tattoos
>hope and pray he mentally and physically abuses her
Feels good knowing I'm moving on.

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>>37832315
Physically saw her after nearly 2 years of Facebook stalking

She gained weight and lost her looks

>>37832315
>got beaten
>multiple times
>has kid
>left as single mother
>no job
>no car
>kid must be around 3 or 4 now
>complete flake

Nah son.

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I'm so jaded and far gone I don't even think about them anymore

Here's a cringy story

>girl messages me out of the blue over winter break saying we should hang out when I'm back in town
>agree
>try to set something up, but social retardation causes text messages to come off as some sort of serial killer ramblings
>she screens me
>say fuck it and decide to go running
>by some chance I walk past her on the way to the track (small town so we're the only ones around)
>visible look of terror in her eyes
>I stammer out "h-hi"
>quickly walk away

Why am I so autistic?

fucked her ass and she shat

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>>37833933
>shits literally two inches apart from where she mucuously bleeds nonstop

>>37840195
>>try to set something up, but social retardation causes text messages to come off as some sort of serial killer ramblings
Da fuck? How could you fuck up that badly? What did you write?

>>37832565

the joke is, she did become a cop and she went deep cover

even getting pregnant was part of it

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>>37832576
Words of wisdom bro.

>>37832315
I have never had an oneitis

>>37841485
You're lucky.
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