Convince me out of this idea.

She won't eat pizza with you or cuddle, his job is too suck dicks and make money, you pay for the hour but it means until you cum. He will take your money and leave.

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Meh, do what you want to do. They're just hard to find and harder to hire.

>>37831783
You need more money for an all day experience. Anyways a decent looking tranny would fuck you for 800.

>>37831815
But can't I pay her extra to cuddle and eat with me? Like if she was my gf?

And why she leaves if I cum? Can't I hire her for like 5 hours?

>>37831869
Gonna cost a lot more than 800 for 5 hours with a good looking tranny friendo.

>>37831783
Don't do this OP mostly all of robots that lost their virginity to a hooker regretted it

>>37831892
Fuck, really?
Do you have any experience with them? How much they ask in your area?

I can try to save more, this was pretty much the only and last time I will probably ever have sex I wanted to fuck a futa and have a gf day with her doing more than just sex.

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>>37831929
Why anon?
Do you remember any stories or even the reasoning from those robots why they regreted it?

I'm 26 I know I will never get sex unless I pay for. And since I'm paying I wanted to have something nice to remember and enjoy my kinks.

>>37831783
its gonna cost you at least 1200 for a day anon, latina trannies arent cheap
she's got other clients she needs to be with who have alot more money than you do so 1200 is minimum but she'll also be expecting tips and gifts
and from some virgin who only has 800 bucks you're gonna make it easy for her to turn you down

>>37831934
Dude I'll do this for free.

>>37832060
So I'm pretty much fucked unless I save money for her + gifts?

How rich are the other guys you're talking about? I may be able to save 1.5k if I wait another couple of months.

>>37832067
That's nice of you anon. If only we meet somewhere and I could be your bf.
Anyways I'm a shirty person hence why I'm a robot. I honestly think the escort idea is better because she will get paid, I'm really not worth her time unless she was being paid.

>>37832151
But he's doing it to get paid. Not because he wants to.
Save your money for something worthwhile.
Don't waste it on this.

We need a filter on the word "thicc" this normie/nonwhite babble is giving me migraines

>>37831783
just do the fugging. pizza and movie wouldn't work out
prob alot cheaper though

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>>37832182
But what's worthwhile?
This is the only way I will probably ever have sex.
I just wanted to make it memorable which it should be since it won't be with some average default boring looking roastie.

>>37832264
>just do the fugging. pizza and movie wouldn't work out
>prob alot cheaper though

Yeah I guess it would be way cheaper but then, this is like a one in a lifetime experience. I just wanted to see what's to have a gf like.

Anyways you anons are right I should save more money right.

>>37832290
Save it for when you need it, not for what you want.
Dude. I promise you that you won't look back on this with fond memories.
You'll find someone. I promise.

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>>37832290
traps and shota in 1 doujin

>>37832382
>You'll find someone. I promise.

I really won't anon.
I'm a shitty wageslave, when I leave from my third world tier job (gas station) I go directly home and either fap, browse 4chan or play some vidyia.

I just wanted to lose my virginity to see what's like plus see why >tfwnogf is all the rage around here.

>>37832342
>>37832151
the other guys can spend twice as much as you
or they just spend more money in a shorter amount of time, 1.5k is nice but if you want a overnight cuddle too you might have to double that
800 should be enough for at least 3 hours though at least

also dont believe the having a gf meme is free because its not, gf are expensive
be glad you may or may not have to pay for the hotel room also because that would also set you back a bit

>>37832445
I worked at a drugstore, dude.
I was 300 pounds before I met my wife, things got better.
I've evened out, I work as a carpenter, and I've honestly never been happier.
I promise that you'll turn out alright. All it takes is a day to start fixing yourself up. Save your money. Please, anon.

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I heard about a place in my town that's sorta like a hidden brothel and you can get laid there for about $100 or $200.

I wanted to lose my virginity there but I procrastinated too much while I had enough money to go there. Now i'm back to being broke so I can't. Next time hopefully I can get it done.

Paying to spend a day with a prostitute seems like a waste imo. Just pay to get the deed done then get on with your life.

>>37831815
It depends on if he's paying for a gfe type thing

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>>37832567
>helping a man who clearly cannot be helped
anon the man wants to lose his virginity to a latina tranny, dont stop him just let him experience what its like
>>37832445
thats right anon, you are safest in your current lifestyle of wageslaving, fapping and 4chan, you dont have to spend your third world money on 3d women and have more time for anime and vidya
you are spending 800 bucks for what might be 3 hours so its best if you just enjoy it as much as you can or save up 1600 and spend the day/night with her

>>37832382
>You'll find someone. I promise.
I really wish normalfags around here would realize how fucking retarded they sound and just fuck off

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>>37832450
Ok so there's no way to compete unless I talked to one that didn't had anyone booked with her for that day, right?

Let's say I could try to meet her in some kind of day where there's less work for her.

>>37832567
I honestly considered buying a gun instead but I'm kinda of a pussy to an hero yet also my doggo would be sad and starve to death so that's a dick move.

Anyways I just wanted to see how a single day with a gf is. I could care less about the future after that I don't really have much anyways

Thanks for trying to cheer me up tho.

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>>37831783
Do you guys remember that one anon that lose his virginity to a tranny, but instead of fucking her, he actually let her cum in his ass after a rough fuck because he couldn't get hard?

Post the story pls

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>>37832646
>doggo
Alright show's over pack it up go home boys we've got one of these fellows.

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Has your ass atleast been penetrated by a toy b4??

>>37832646
>800 hamburger coupons on a day with a tranny.
That's not how gf works but knock yourself out dude.

>>37832722
A gf would be just as bad he'd have to buy her shit and pay for the date and she wouldn't even fulfill any of his fetishes

>>37832646
you might have to either save up enough for a day or just spend your money as soon as possible because there is not telling what her schedule might be like

Huge cock futas are the best. Why don't they exist in real life asides from hookers?

>>37832567
Listen to this man. The self-defeated attitude of this board is a meme. Those $800 could go to something way cooler for yourself rather than waste it on some high end gay dude. Buy something cool like a gun or save up more for a motorcycle, or save even more to get yourself a trip to china or some shit.

If you really want a prostitute get something cheaper and easier to find local that offers GFE. Will be way cheaper than a passable dude dressed up in clown makeup.

Whores will be a shitty experience and will not make you feel the way you want to feel. All it will be is a regretful memory you have. You don't just want sex, you want to feel emotionally bonded and feel real compassion reciprocated. Whores will never give you that no matter how much you pay them.

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that feel when the escort I was planning on seeing quit before I could get an appointment.

>>37832859
Hire another, there's tons of them

>>37832702
No.
I just wanted to fuck her and maybe jack her off while doing it like in my chinese comics.

>>37832722
I just wanted to do the best with this money which was to lose my virginity, fuck something I have hots for and see what's the fuss about having a gf and going out with her.

>>37832797
Yeah I guess the only way is to save more money what I have is worthless right now.

>>37832824
Anon I really think this is the only way to get a girl to interact with me for more than 3 minutes.
I literally need to pay her.

>>37832859
Is this normal behavior? Do they quit all the time? So let's say I did some research but still need to save money for a couple more months, that means the one I liked will probably not escort anymore?

>>37832859
just call another one anon, thats why there are so many of them

>>37832824
>>37832567

Both of these anons seem wise... i understand what you are trying to get, anon... i myself thought about it as well... but i realize now that the best course of action is to try to do something constructive.

Like they said, i don't really know, but i guess you're trying to have something deeper than a paid experience... maybe you could use the time and money to get closer to that objective... maybe learning something new, which would allow you to meet new people and stuff.

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>>37832925
I'm thinking about it, but the girl in question had a really perfect body for my tastes.
>>37832966
yeah, they quit or take breaks with no real warning.

>>37832966
>So let's say I did some research but still need to save money for a couple more months, that means the one I liked will probably not escort anymore?
There's no real rule for it, some of them are just doing it temporarily to makes some quick money some of them are in it for a career, trannies are usually in it for their career

>>37832966
Is that really the way you want a girl to interact with you though? Just to pay her to pay attention to you?

I have been in your position anon and I know the forever alone feel. You don't think a girl will ever be interested in who YOU are, and you are insecure about who YOU even are. Trust me when I say paying a whore, even though it will be attention from a female, will be fleeting at best. It won't satisfy the biological itch you have to find a mate. Its programmed into human sexuality to feel that way in order to procreate.

The only time a think a whore is a "good" choice is for people who could get it for free but don't want to deal with all the bullshit that comes along with dating. If you want to experience the bullshit that comes along with dating sadly the only way is to find a girl willing to date you or at least be interested in you enough to have sex.

Get on tinder or PoF or OKC or something and just talk to some bitches. It will help and be a start.

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>>37833026
>yeah, they quit or take breaks with no real warning.
That really sucks, I will have to save money then do the research all over again then.

>>37833169
>trannies are usually in it for their career
Ok so that means there's a chance mine won't disappear that fast even if I need some more time to save cash.

>>37833173
I haven't tried any of this stuff in ages, last time I kinda talked to a girl and almost got a date I was still in highschool. I'm really bad at this shit.

And again I am kinda doing ok, I'm used to being alone and all I just wanted to lose my virginity and see what's like to have a gf for a single day.

Anyways you guys convinced me that I'm a poorfag and I need to save more money before I do anything anyways so thanks for all the tips guys.

>>37833173
>Get on tinder or PoF or OKC or something and just talk to some bitches. It will help and be a start.
fuck off normalfag

>>37832290
What is this chink cartoon anon

does anyone know of slim, young, blonde girls who work out of toronto?

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>no one posted this
Fucking Christ, /r9k/. It's like you want this poor guy to ruin his life.

>>37834729
>getting anally abused by a tranny.
this is my fetish.

>>37835252
Anon thought it was his fetish too. Apparently real life isn't like porn. Who would have guessed?