Zeemaps

>>37830984
Added a """"girl"""" who lives half an gour away from me. No response. You failed me, r9k.

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>>37830984
Hellu this is an original post

I dont have any Hobbys so what should i write in the descriptions?

>>37830984
got in contact with most people in my area then got horribly sick, eagerly waiting for this shit to pass so i can actually meet these fuckers

>>37831061
Maybe what you're looking for from the map? Or why you're a robot.

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>>37830984
>nobody near Port Jervis

Fuck this town

Flaked out on by one guy so far. Talking to someone else, hoping to meet up sometime soon.

desu just looked at your map, and added all the girls without contributing anything.

>>37831109
who and were on the map are you?
>>37831117
are you me? absolutely devilish

so, this is pretty much a map for r9k roasties to collect more orbiters?

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Bumping the thread because everybody adds their markers and then fucks off forever. How many robots have made bro tier friendships yet?

I added one in the San Fernando Valley but I put a city in and it overlapped with someone else so I don't think anyone's going to find me now.

>>37831146
House Hippo Breeder in Ottawa. Looking for someone to screw around with outside while I'm out of a job.

>>37831469
>it overlapped with someone else
I wish people would stop doing this. I moved yours a few blocks over.

>>37831720
I didn't really know it was going to put it right on top of somebody else's. I don't use Zee Maps for anything and there was no way to know that anyone else had put in the city. Thanks for moving it.

>tfw the only anon close emailed me
I didn't think this would happen. I'm sorry I haven't answered I'm nervous desu

>your marker will die in your sleep tonight
Oh fuck my sharpies

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"Behold the glory of a new sun"

>Netherlands now has the most traps in Europe tied with UK
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT WITH "WHERE ARE THE DUTCH FEMBOTS"

I'm too scared to reply to the four emails I got asking to hang out.

>only one nearby is a tranny
tfw ill keep coming back to this map and checking my email with nothing for weeks or months.

>>37832056
>Netherlands has the most concentration of robots on continental Europe
Something is wrong with that country.

>>37832111
Well considering we are the most liberal and progressive country on earth it's probably the fault of a (((((((sexually liberal)))))) society e.g women. See how there's no actual fembots on the map?

80/20 turned into 90/10 or higher. There are no single women, but plenty of rejected men.

I've tried to contact the two nearest people to me, but one's a vegan who was going to a protest (or something like that), and the other guy didn't respond.

Shame desu

oh shit im so bad at breaking the ice...

>>37832148
>the most liberal and progressive country on earth
but isn't that Sweden?

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>been on this map ever since it was created
>not a single anon has contacted me

>>37832527
I don't really like this map thingy idea. It looks like I have to add only people I'd want to date or something. And... I don't know about IRL stuff.

The good old
>who you are
>what are you looking for
>what are you not looking for
threads are much better in my opinion.

>>37832527
Same desu.
Think when I get home later I'm gonna shove a bunch of I LOVE X AND Y in there so I sound like I have some vestigial echo of a personality.

>>37832691
Just make what you're looking for clear when you're first adding them, and that if they can't respect it you'll ghost them.

Seeing so many females with steam profiles with 30+ friends.

>"but I'M not like all the other girls anon..."

>>37833328
>tfw you ghost some niggers
>tfw they spam the map not to add you
it's a double edge sword

This is Wisconsin femanon. I answered the emails I got today, please respond. ;_;

To the four albuquerque pins we should form a band

>>37833825
You sound like someone I would want to meet but I live in Michigan. I want to live on a farm and raise chickens. Please tell me about the chickens you raise

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>>37833989
not a michigan chicken farmer but i raised chickens as a kid. Chickens are the devil and will peck at your legs incessantly. They are dumb and there is nothing you can do to appease them. On the other hand, tasty eggs.

>>37833825
I want to reply, but you're just so far and you're already flooded with contacts

>>37834071
>tfw no pet chicken like those cute gifs and webbems i've seen of cute pet chickens that people hug
I WANNA HUG A CHICKEN EDDY

>>37831300
I added my marker about a week ago. B-but I'm waiting for someone to message me first ;_;

>>37834071
My friends dad raises about a dozen chickens in his garage. He has never complained about them being annoying or anything. I guess he plans to eat them once they stop laying eggs

>>37832527

You'll only get messages if you're a girl. If you're a guy you have to send one, but you'll get ghosted after a day because they spilled spaghetti. Also the chances of meeting up with someone, even if they're right in your city is infinitesimally small

>>37833825
Do you mind f I'm from Europe?
Is it a problem for you to start conversations first?

>>37834209
And even if you make it through all those hoops you can still get ghosted the next day after you meet her IRL (which happened to me).

>>37834209
I met IRL with a robot from the old old zeemaps threads and were okay friends. And like a year into the friendship he scared me and freaked me out so I cut him out entirely. I can't deal with mental issues...

who /nyc/ here?

some person with a loli avatar added me today then removed their request

>>37834209
>tfw can't even make friends in real life and try to make some and still can't make any
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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All these robots so far from each other, scattered in the wind
WHY IS THIS SUCH A LONELY EXISTENCE

>tfw no marker in 400 km radius

i just have no idea what to reply. i don't think i can do this..s-sorry.

>put marker
>only one response from someone
>seems too similar to one guy that contacted me like 2 years ago and stopped replying after I sent pic
Welp

largest city in canada still has no women. cool.

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>>37830984
everyone in chicago except me has shit contact info. fuckin add me cunts, devil#5416

>>37833825
realized you wouldn't like me so I'm not even going to reply. sorry.

>send email to fembot
>she never responds
Apparently they can smell my inadequacy through the Internet

>>37835573
Probably just busy lad show some optimism.

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>>37832527
>put my marker down
>only two people messaged me
>one was a guy who thought I was the girl
>the other was a guy from a different continent that was very forward and spooked me
>deleted my marker

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>>37830984
>0 robots in my state`

>tfw nobody is within 150 miles of me in any direction

Fucking Texas.

>>37831300
I met a pretty cool dude last night

>>37835767
nz, pls. i was going to write you tomorrow to ask you to marry me. i dont have your email now
;_;

not that anon you mention, btw

>>37836970
did u give him the succ? tell us more

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is it ok to message people from another countries? i don't want to meet anybody, i just want online friends

>>37837550
Yeah, you can message me senpai.

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I just want to dress like girls together and play vidyagames until we cuddle at night.
Start off slow and cute until we 69 and fuck like deprived prisoners.
Share our porn and fap each other.
Make a real bond.
That is granted if I can't find a girl.
How is that asking for too much

>>37837613
where are you? or give me your contact already

>>37837763
[email protected]

>>37837107
wh-what? I think you have me confused with someone else, my marker hasn't been on the map for a while now, I just lurk the threads..

Ghosted after first exchange.
Oh well probably a really ugly (((tgirl))) anyway

bump before bed

I guess I'm going to accept I will have no friends or anything at this point in life.
If ghosted by /r9k/ faggots must mean I am absolutely worthless in any social sense.
The absolute confirmation has been done.

I gave up on girls I now I will blow the candle of hope out for friends.
Not going to suck dick or lower myself because its the easy path.
Thanks guys. Opened my eyes.

>>37838404
Just talk to more. You're bound to find a friend. It's easier than finding women anyway.

>>37838531

I've had 2 friends on steam for the past 7 years.
They don't really login much.
Zero friends in real life.
There is nothing left anonkun.

>>37835767
>one was a guy who thought I was the girl
this happened to me
>the other was a guy from a different continent that was very forward and spooked me

i did this to someone else.

>>37832111
Norway would be that. Bear in mind that they have a 5 million population and there are like 15 pins there.

>>37838592
>>37838404
join forums. also you kind of need to have something in common to make an online friend. that's why SJW shit is so popular because they love to talk about it endlessly

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>>37834209
I got contacted by two guys, forgot to log in for two weeks and haven't felt like responding to them since. This was one of the older maps too. Oops

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>>37838724

No. I'm done.
I'm going to isolate myself from everyone now.
I will only speak when spoken to.
I will only communicate when it is required to survive.
I will work and I will die alone.

It's not like I have not already lived this path.
Though before I had "hope".
Now I will throw that hope in the garbage where it belonged years ago.
Goodbye

>>37838775
tfw iktf
original commento

>>37837650
I've been seeing that attached pic a lot and i'm out of the loop. I've been told it's something something SJW but idek what it actually is (yes I know I dont lurk enough on the internet, whatever)

>>37838894
Some dead guys OC

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>>37833825
I sent you a response but you didn't reply. If you're not interested just say so.

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>been 30 minutes since I've put my marker back on the map again
>webmail tab keeps lighting up every time it refreshes every 10 minutes
>keep getting excited and scared when it happens even though I know no one has emailed me

>tfw almost had a panic attack typing the marker out again

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>Datamining
>/r9k/ of all places

>>37830984
well fuck

oreganoriarum

>>37838775
Anon-kun, if you are from Europe we can be friends!

>>37838404
Nah friendo a map like this is probably the most craptastic way to meet people. It's pretty much like playing the lottery. You have to 1) find a person within your driving distance, then 2) find a person who isn't insane or a massive shitlord, and 3) find a person who is actually interested in whatever your interested in, then finally 4) find a person who is actually interested in making a friend/gf/bf whatever the fuck seriously.

All FOUR of those criteria. Good luck.

So don't be discouraged. Also /r9k/ is a bad source for this shit; there are too many people that lack basic social graces here. Why the fuck would you want to make friends with some sperg who has no idea on how to be a good friend? If you really want kickass friends look in other places on 4chan. I'm just saying don't give up based off this map bullshit of all things.

>>37838894
It's an internet cartoon that's fanfiction of a children's cartoon called Danny Phantom. The creator used it to express his fascination with suicide, public shootings, transsexuality and the after life. The creator later went on to shoot up his work place and commit suicide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFRArJmAedA

>normeemaps
i thought meet up shit wasn't allowed on /r9k/

>>37839564
zeemaps has been a thing on /r9k/ for years

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There's just males!!!!!

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DONT POST AND PRETEND TO BE A FEMBOT IF YOU ARENT A VIRGIN REEEEE

>>37830984
>One girl near me just wanted orbiters.
>Another was from fucking Morocco just put the pin close to mine.
>I see the girl who ghosted me everything I open the map and it makes me so mad.

I deleted all info on my pin. Fuck this gay shit.

>>37840466
>I see the girl who ghosted me everything I open the map and it makes me so mad.

What girl?

>tfw your country only has straight boys and none of them would let you suck their dick

fucking straight people can't be robots, why are they on the robot map??

>>37840846
Some random summerfag in the U.S.
I'm trying to forget her but her pin always pops up.

>>37840943
Post pin so I can message her pls

>>37830984
>ausfag
>Male bottom faggot
>6 dots. All 3 hours away, minimum.

Truly god Has forsaken those cast in his blighted image

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>>37841039
Ok you sound like such a nice guy anon.
Have fun desu.

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>messaged 4 nearest pins a while ago
>2 hasn't responded at all
>1 guy didn't type more than "hi"
>1 guy hasn't responded for about 2 days

Can i change my pin color or do i have to delete and recreate?
If not, can i delete my own pin or do i have to email the admin?

>>37841087
Doesn't want sex or friends, why is she posting on there?

>>37841250
For orbiters obviously

>>37841250
>>37841264
Do you autists seriously believe this is a girl.

>be me
>want *bot friend
>no desire for sex or meeting or etc
i'm running out of ideas here.

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My man mr shadow hit me up and sounds like he's about to get wayyyyyyy too fucking stoned

>>37841636
ill be your *bot friend if you let me be your bot friend as well

>>37841722
I will let you be my *bot friend if you don't want to lewd or rewd
[email protected]

well.
ok then.
i dunno.

>>37838955
I think I was asleep.

>>37834229
I don't mind.

>>37833989
Chickens are fun, I handfeed them a lot and touched them often as chicks so they are pretty friendly. Some can be mean but it usually depends on the breed!

I guess anon DID want to lewd or rewd :(
>tfw

That throwaway is dead. I posted another but then felt like it was pointless so deleted it.
Nobody believes me anyway.

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Should I post myself as mtf or male if I'm a trap?

I just want to dress up like a girl and cuddle with a robot without coming across as extremely mentally unstable.

>>37834170
>waiting for someone to message me first

Not gonna happen unless you're a girl (male/female).

>>37844147
Well if you're trapping i'd put you into either gay or mtf. Especially if you want other men.

>>37843640
I wasnt around when you put the throwaway up, but if you really dont want lewd or rewd I will be happy to email you if you put up another

What makes a pin more or less desireable? Lots of text vs minimum text? Types of interests? What makes a marker stand out (positively) to you?

>>37844586
> What makes a marker stand out (positively) to you?

Whether it's red or not.

>>37844586
I'm drawn to people who aren't sporting anime images from the get go. You shouldn't put in a wall of text but enough for people to be intrigued and ask about you.

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>put marker down with my email and discord
>one week later no responses
a robot living in a normie world

>>37844586
I'll give everyone a chance unless they have a kik.

anybody in western ny want to be my bro-friend? like watching sports together n shit

>>37845155
I'm not a sports fan or a bro-type.

>>37832052
just want to let you know that someone appreciates your HSposting

have a nice day

W-why do you add me if you're not gonna talk to me? I-I'm lonely too

Bumping in the hope other robots find the happiness and love i have.