why don't you just join an amish community?

>>37830868
I'd rather be muslim.

>>37830868
they're boring as hell

>>37830868
>be me
>amish male
>virgin until marriage
>childhood romance with local amish girl throughout my early years
>the breakaway years come along
>she decides to take this chance to go out and experience the world
>end up hearing through the grape vine that she has fucked over three dozen chads, some black, some brown
>come back expecting me to provide for her with hard labor and a home
yeah nah

>>37830868
>dat sun weathered skin
wew

I've seen a few qt amish grils irl tho so I'd be half tempted to lure one to civilized society

>>37830935

At least you're didn't cuck yourself. Impressed.jpg

>>37830935
we need more moderately confident men in the world who don't cuck themselves over someone who isn't even the same person they experienced some time earlier.