Heh, laugh at you idiots on this board. No, its not because I think your posts are funny. Its because I pitty you.
You see, back in my late teenage years and throughout my 20s, I was called by my friends and, yes, even girls, Mr. Muscle. Everyone knew me by that name. This is because I worked out and pumped the iron. People used to call me short stuff, but, now, they admire the physique I have built with blood, sweat, pain, and tears. I even flexed and tanned in school, this is how confident I became.
Oh, let me tell you about clubbing. It would not be uncommon for a girl to grab me by the hand first, even before speaking to her. I danced and fucked with tons of chicks. This was my life back in the day, how will you remember yours? Yeah, I thought so too. Heh, now you understand why I laugh. It is not because I'm mean, but because you are pathetic and you are doing this to yourself.
Catch you all tomorrow when I come back to laugh at your miserable sufferings again. Oh, before I forget, pic related is the place I used to stand to catch some numbers.
>>37829090
ILL KKEEELL YOU!!!!!!
We all totally believe you anon, 100% doesn't just sound like the fantasy of a lonely, autistic, fat neckbeard. I'm sure when you're finished banging all these chicks you think "I can't wait to brag about this on a anime image board "
Why don't you go lift or something and maybe one day you'll be able to go into a club without your fedora and finally lose your v card
>>37829090
This actually made me angry I hope you are proud of yourself
>>37829703
Is this some new pasta you've created?
>>37829090
>>37830025
Shit I'm retarded