/britfeel/

>>37827660
As a lisping limp-wristed faggot, this makes me really sad. I can't help it, parents never loved me enough to get it fixed when I was young. Probably same reason I'm a faggot tbqh

Here's a recording of my voice http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q6IHUZIPLm

I've tried to teach myself to speak without it and I think I've managed to do that reasonably well, but I can't just drop the lisp all of a sudden, people would think it's weird. I'm going to start speaking without the lisp when I go to uni in October. 100% new people so I can start afresh. Here's me trying to speak without the lisp http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rUldq9sulU

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CHING CHONG CHING CHONG AWWWW

>>37828405
C'mon Kieran, you aren't a proper lisping faggot.

You lisp and you are gay but you don't have that faggotty lisp that gays sometimes have. It's as if your lisping and your faggotness are totally not linked at all.

>>37828405
you dont sound that bad. you just sound like a bit of a posh twat to me.

Gave in and bought a fan lads. Shit has a remote and stuff.
V posh

>>37828405
Pwogwessively mowa fastaw

You one of them nappy wearing lads?

>>37828452
HIS NAME IS KATRINA

>>37828428
So I hear you're a racist now father

>>37828464
Oooohh look at posh lad over here.
Bet it has some kinda guard to stop your fingers getting hit

>>37828405
You legit sound a bit autistic

>>37828405
speech therapy would sort that out in a jiffy lad. Unfortunately the NHS won't fund it, so you'll have to.

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>>37828492
Not at all. The Chinese, great bunch of lads

>>37828452
>>37828487
i dont think its ebin but his name is nether of them

ebin sounds more squeaky lol

>>37828464
Already own two
Considering a third

>>37828546
It's not ebin. It's Kieran Black.

>>37828464
he fell for the RPM jew

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>>37828546
you what lad, there is nothing wrong with my voice

>>37828597
>Kieran Black

who is this?

>>37828626
Post the drill video

I have a few fans, but I wish mine had a timer. I'd like it to stop blowing when I go to sleep.

>>37828633
Guy who posts in the thread. He's a great poster, does a lot of OC. Did a good one of him phoning a kebab a while ago, then he took pictures of the kebab when it arrived. That's some good /britfeel/ right there.

I have to be up for work at 5 and I just realised it's almost midnight
At least tuesday mornings are quiet and the first few hours should pass in a blink.

Getting worried about not having time to defrost my fridge as well. The block of ice is making the door unable to shut now

>>37828506
desu if it didn't I'd be tempted to put my dick in it

>>37828583
I had a piddly little desk fan I used to use while at my computer but it fucking started smoking and the motor died a while back. Got myself a pedestal one this time. 6 speeds, horizontal, vertical and fig 8 oscillation, shut off timer, various modes, a fucking mute button that immediately shuts off all other features and puts it to speed 1. Nice stuff

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Meme Cat 0

>>37828644
its embarrassing lad

>>37828657
i usually know the posters here. cant recall this guy. i probably just cant remember him right now.

>>37828657

How hot is it in Germany atm? Did you get up to much in Amsterdam btw?

tfw in love with ebin chan <3

>>37828707
his sick call to his sixth form, from which we learned his name, was legendary.

>>37828759
Katrina is his name

>>37828763
is this sophie lad? i thought it was sophie lad that called up his sixth form. i must be getting people mixed up

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>>37828759
don't think i've felt love ever tbqh now that I think of it. Think its a meme normies made up

>>37828794
NO THAT WAS NOT ME DO ONE
I'm a uni student you casual

I CANNOT STAND THIS HEAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37828759
his voice is perfect for who he is, it suits him so well. i fucking love it.

>>37828804
I love my dog. Get one yourself and learn to love.

>>37828804
https://youtu.be/GLS95MEXteY

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>>37828711
Nicely spotted.

16 degrees right now, so it's not bad. Much hotter during the day though.

Amsterdam was great. Visited a few coffeeshops, went to the Van Gogh museum, had some very tasty dutch gin and some very good meals, including one at the top of pic related. Really excellent few days.

did some of you lot follow my spotify playlista while ago?

>>37828816
oi, fuck off ye tit. i cant be sitting on here all day. no wonder people think you're a cunt on here and in real life.

>>37828831
Dog pictures pIease

>>37828711
Oh by the way, Amsterdam is absolutely fucking packed with excellent looking girls aged 18-22, and there's a "help wanted" sign on almost every 2nd restaurant and shop.

Would encourage any young /britfeelers/ who have nothing much else going on to check that out asap.

>>37828846
>no wonder people think you're a cunt on here and in real life
why did you post in my thread?

>>37828092
We were in the magical limbo between normie and abnormie,

We did the whole edgy suicidal routine, for lack of a better phrase, before it was mainstream.

SOPHIE POSTER IS KEV POSTER

EBIN LAD IS POLEABOO

TILDE IS A FGT

ALL ARE BRITNORMIE

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>>37828851
Here she is.

Orignal herbs and spices

>>37828866
>my thread

get over yourself lad

>>37828831
I've had them before, I liked them but didn't feel anything out of the ordinary Of course i'm obliged to like them like my parents, but it doesn't feel like anything special like people meme with "xd love"

>>37828825
It didn't change from super kid like till I was 18 or something, maybe its still changing

lads be honest with me;
is prostate massage a meme

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Ebin they're bullying me again help

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>>37828932
Could never find it with my fingers, just ended up hurting my bum while trying - but I didn't use lube or anything. tried to use pre-cum once

>>37828954
they'll have to get past me first

>>37828932
Not if you get it done by your mum like I did

Any of you been interrailing

>>37828902
Large if verifyable

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ANTI BULLY RANGER RIKER STANDING BY

>>37828932
nah can be pretty great

>>37828902
is tilde actually gay though? He said hes bisexual and likes 2d girls

>>37828915
Thanks! Don't see many corgis around here

>>37829003
I think lonely is the right word

>>37828972
No friends la

>>37828918
Did you spend any time with your dogs? Like regularly walking them or playing ball?

Who not unpopular or disliked just sorta of /invisible/ and /forgettable/ here?

>>37829037
I prefered when I was invisible tbqh

>>37829029
not really, one of them used to really like me and follow me everywhere I went though and sat by me and put its head on my lap everytime I sat etc.

>>37829017
No problem lad. She's a good doggo. Just a bit mad so she eats random debris like twigs and berries left on the ground. We feed her well too, vet says she's in good health.

>>37829003
Tilde will be anything you want as long as you give him (You)

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REEEEEE my normie flat mates are being loud again I want to show them the real meaning of lancaster bomber

>>37829037
basically invisible but its due to my own doing. i was friendly with pretty much all of the lads in my uni but i never went out with them or anything because i chose to do my own thing.

>>37828349
What did you guys think of love island this evening?

There are noisy polish builders working next to my house and it's horrible, they've demolished the wall between our houses and put up a wire fence, I can't open the windows in this scorching weather for all the dust and they're hammering right next to my room.

>>37829108
>i want to hurt people because i am too weak to overcome my anxiety

>>37829037
Me.

Almost makes me miss being picked on in school, although I know now if anyone picks on me online it'll be because they dug up my teenage usage history and that's the one thing that would be worse than being ignored for the rest of my life.

No fresh starts, no new opportunities. It doesn't matter anyway, I've realized friends are highly contextual, which through my own autistic lens means really they barely exist.
(i.e. if you make a friend at work, 95% of the time if you leave that job you're going to slowly drift apart until you're "friends" in name only. You were only friends because your proximity was forced.)

>>37829136
isn't that the nature of /r9k/?

I didn't think we had much of that on /britfeel/ though. We're relatively comfy compared to all of the scum that populate /r9k/.

>>37829020
Spot on

Describes every virgin "bi" person on 4chan

3 years ago I spent every summer night sleeping through the day and spending every night on britfeel. Honesty was probably the best time of my life. I had to become a normie because of my parents. About 2 years later I am back, unemployed, depressed and a fucked up sleeping pattern. Feels bad


I'm going to be honest I don't like how britfeel has all these personalities, we had britnormie, shoutanon, a few waifu posters, nigii and gorilla

Whose still here and who are these new guys and what are there gimmicks please knock me up to speed

>>37829177
I only know through experience

>>37829198
I was prison gay for a while, so I also know

Grew out of it in the end

>>37828989
We need another image to shop you lot into

>>37829136
>>37829158
>post number did not rise
really tantalises the tildes

>>37829198
did you smell a cock and arse close up?

>>37829143
This. Friends are just a phase.

Guys being a girl is SOOOOO hard :(((

>>37828648

being lonley is so shit I hate it

>>37829272
these videos make me more angry than they should do

>>37829143
>>37829263

I agree with you guys. I just sort of use my current friends to keep me sane. When I've gone weeks or months without seeing people I start to go a bit loopy. Seeing people helps to keep me grounded but I don't have a deeper connection with them nor do I expect one.

>>37829183
Hey. Milk Cat poster here. Its just good old fashioned narcissism mate with a dash of autism, nothing more.

>>37829158
>isn't that the nature of /r9k/?

pretty much, still wrong though. Britfeel is more stoic than the rest of r9k. half of the people here are relatively normal, and most of the robots have accepted their position. the rest of r9k is probably more edgy because the average age is lower.

i have my own problems but blaming others is retarded. it is us who have problems that we need to sort out.

>>37829183
>has been on 4chan all this time
>has forgotten the cardinal rule of LURK MOAR

>>37829183
/britfeel/ started in like november or october 2014 though

Ebina what would you do if you woke up one day a paki version of yourself?

the thing that heats my room up most are my monitors. they really need some kind of fan cooling.

>>37829359
newfag trying to mine info btfo

>>37829311
better than being a backup plan for your "friends"
i plan on cutting contact with everyone except two people i know

>>37829372
but ebin is a paki

I'm currently filling into job search diary for my universal credit meeting tomorrow. I'm basically making up a week of job searching activities. I need 35 hours. What should I put?

>>37829329
Probably helps that we approach life with a sense of humour. Most incels and wizards can't take a joke.

>>37829318
Literally me. Once, or twice a month is just enough to keep me from from regressing

>>37829372
would probably do the same as I do now mostly - sit and self-loathe but even worse.

I'd transition and start a blog

>>37829406
Yes, ebin is poleaboo but poleaboo isn't real

>>37829329
I've learnt that with age too.

There is nobody to blame but yourself, and only you can do anything to change the course of your life.

Also bad things happen to people/you by chance, and life is unfair. It is about how YOU react to such unfair circumstances, that best will dictate your happiness.

Anger is a useless emotion, and the quicker you can turn that energy into something positive the easier you'll be able to move forward with your life.

(Just chatting shit tbqh lad).

>>37829375
anyone else have hot monitors?

anyone got cool ones?

plz reply.

>>37829426
but is god real?

>>37829406
you ever speak about ebin like that again and ill fuckin give you what for

>>37829426
Ebina is up late every night, Poleaboo gets his beauty sleep at about 9ish

>>37829435

My old monitors were roasting but the one I have now doesn't even get warm to the touch.

>>37829440
No, god is just a Britnormie creation, keep up mate

>>37829414
hard to take a joke when youre the joke m8

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>turn fan on
>untamed hair blows in my face constantly
>have to turn fan off

ah yes

>>37829454
what monitors please ?

mine are years old... not crt but but first gen flat I think

>>37829468
smelly onion powder penis

>>37829472

Benq XL2411z 144hz. It's quality.

>>37829466
This is why people don't like incels. They are too bitter.

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>Missed call
>Mum

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>>37829510
the only method dealing with it is putting your head into sand which isnt easy

party in my pants and it isn't the tories

>>37829434
i agree lad. i think half of the problem with people here is their state of mind. They give up, and consistently make up excuses to reinforce their unhappy life style.

>>37829359
It didn't, it started in 2013 though threads where not daily, it became a regular thing around 2014 summer which was three years ago now. But if you read I said 2 years later, I was on it until 2015 when it got too much
>>37829379
>newfag
>knows about all the old personalities and the cancer that was movie night from 2015
>>37829341
Why should I? If people are desperately going to try and be an online personality they should have no issue explaining, after all they love talking about themselves

>>37829519
oh shit, this late?
someones dead

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>>37829510
this tbqh, I tried wizchan the other day again and it seems to have been conquered by redditors, you have to fit in to that world view, its almost as bad as fitting in to normies world view. Half the people on it aren't even wizards either just redditors who are trying to fit in for le epic memes.

>normies having a house party outside walked past my room and decided it smells like chunder
the rotting chicken meat is at best a week old and I put it over a metre away from the radiator.

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>>37829594
what about v9k on double chan?

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>watching a documentary about nippon
>suddenly notice I have a really bad rash
>hop in the shower and it goes down a bit
>going to have to explain this to mummy
Is god punishing me for being a filthy waifuposter?

>>37829434
>only you can do anything to change the course of your life.

>life is unfair. It is about how YOU react to such unfair circumstances

>Anger is a useless emotion

You going for a record number of cliches in a single comment?

>>37829534
You are no fun. I say you can't take a joke and you reply with a graph. I think /britfeel/ of all places is aware how looks affect dating. But we don't go on about it all the time as it's boring. We know all this already.

got sunburn on my hand
should have worn my gloves

>>37829627
Probably spent a total of 2hours on that site in total, never been to v9k but I've been to the britfeel on there which isn't anything to write home about - Its probably completely dead by now.

>>37829560
>They give up, and consistently make up excuses to reinforce their unhappy life style.
I blame the Muslims

I got offered a job as a seaside arcade attendant. I'm sort of excited.

>>37829635
the annoying thing about cliches is them being true. Like the voice from your parents telling you to eat your greens and go to bed that you hate to listen to, but know you should.

I just killed a spider. I feel like a right dickhead now. I wanted to save it but I didn't have a choice.

>>37829642
>looks affect dating

fuck dating, it affects literally every social interaction. when im out with my chad mate, the bartender spends half an hour drawing fucking birds on the coffee and smiles. he can say some unfunny shit and girls laugh. its not dating, its how people treat you in every day life

>>37829567
>why should I lurk? I want everything explained to me on a silver platter and I will disrupt the thread to get what I want.
Mate piss off, I've been coming here for months and I still don't know who 'Poleaboo' is. Doesn't mean I'm going to bitch about it and demand people tell me, because I know the proper response is LURK MOAR

mummy says I cant leave windows open at night cos bergerlers might get in.

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Watch ITV lads, I'm only gonna go and bloody bet on the roulette

>>37829692
i find most girls will actually choose someone they have good chemistry with over a chad. i mean, there is a reason average looking normies are getting into relationships. girls dont bother with us because we dont bring anything to the table. its shite but its the way life is

>>37829692
>fuck dating, it affects literally every social interaction. when im out with my chad mate

That's because you look at him like he's super chad. And you act like a meek little loser. People respond to confidence.

>>37829692
>my life is shit because girls don't laugh at my terrible jokes or doodle on my beverages, waaa waaa

>>37829690
There's a spider down the side of my computer who has caught a shit ton of moths these past few days. It has earns his keep and I will not squish it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjMSxWEHyLc

sounds like the yank ebin

>>37829779
Go out, get drunk, meet girl

>>37829852
lad, you still need to approach them and know how to talk with them.

>>37829692
Looks affect it, but so does a bunch of other shit. Ugly fucks have been promulgating the species since time immemorial, that's how we ended up here anyway.

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JUST BE YOURSELF, I HAD ANIXETY AND MENTAL PROBLEMS BEFORE BUT I JUST DID IT AND OVERCOME IT, YOU CAN DO IT TOO

>>37829707
If you don't know who poleaboo is then you haven't been coming here for months or you're just completely brain dead. You can find out who he is via google for fucks sake. Nice job trying to white knight britfeel and making yourself look like a retard.

>>37829690
Same thing happened with a bee a few weeks back. I tried to capture it so I could take it outside but accidentally crushed it. Felt bad

Time to browse reddit for a bit haha, its much comfier than this site. Can't wait to find some fresh content.

>>37829869
If you're drunk and so they are you really don't, it's the only way i've managed to get anywhere and i'm pretty robot sober

>>37829769
do you get to pick a name?

Can you please call yourself something britfeel related.

it's
too
HOT
TO
SLEEEEEEEEEP

>>37829892
The thing is everyone has anxiety and stuff you guys just bitch about it more and use it as an excuse whereas "normies" just get on with it

>>37829907
I don't even get more social when I'm drunk I literally just go into a catatonic autismo state

>>37829892
>I have crippling depression but won't do anything about it
>waaa waaaa no women want to be a mental crutch for me

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>>37829783
you can often hear that "girls are less visual" but i think most people dont understand what this phrase means really.
it doesnt mean that girls care less about looks (in my experience, its the exact opposite anyway) its that look is just a ticket to a party. after youre in, confidence, status, all those memes matter. but if you cant get in, no one gives a shit whether youre funny and confident. thats why i replied with this pic >>37829534
it says more than a thousand words.

>>37829789
i dont hate girls for being selective. its the mental gymnastics i hate. like how they can get away with calling guys creepy all the time, meanwhile it just means the guy is ugly with low status.

>>37829907
yeah, i have dated a few girls and pulled a few in clubs.. dont know what to say most of the time, it felt awkward.

i should try going on a night out when high. i have never spoke to a girl when high but i do chat shit when high so it might work

>>37829925
Drink some sort of sugary kid booze, vodka redbull maybe

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>>37829923
Its prevented me from living a remotely normal life, I've missed out on everything people take for granted for years and now normie attention seekers glamorize mental health to score points even though they live functionally, you can see why it might be upsetting?

>>37829941
never wanted a women

you're all a bunch of faggots honestly

>>37829971
tfw I was a teen sat in bed on babestation launch night.
they had a chick called faith, she was nice.

>>37829971
Haven't wanked to babestation in more than a decade.

>>37829946
creepy is such a horrible word to call men because of the implication

>>37829946
Just take a break from the internet mate. I'm not even asking you to go out and talk to girls. If you stop going on r/incel and other sites for a few months your outlook will improve.

>>37829832
*ding ding*
anti bully ranger on patrol. please watch your yourself. you have been given your first warning, we dont warn twice

>>37829996
weak mother fuckers dont deserve to breathe.

plan, plot, strategize

>>37829913
Forget it lad, my computer restarted for Windows update in the middle of my deposit now I can't even login on my phone

>>37830003
you witnessed a part of british history

>>37829923
>everyone anxiety and stuff
I know you're just trying to help mate but there's a difference between being shy and having real anxiety, not to mention the whole slew of mental illnesses people here also have. For a normal person the main barrier lies in finding the courage to say the words you want to say, for a "robot" the words don't exist.

I've always liked the explanation in this scene:
https://youtu.be/dEJuKY_APIk

>>37830054
yea something to tell the grandchildren...

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Managed to really upset myself over something really trivial and silly desu. Feel a bit better now I have slept for a bit. Still feels as hot as it was before the sunset, not good!

>>37829677
Well done lad! Do you know when you start?

>>37829890
No, my life has been on a complete decline in the past few years. The reason I know I'm in a shit position because I wasn't always there. I couldve lost my virginity as early as 14 but I kept waiting for the right girl. When I was 16 or something, a girl I've drunk with gave me her number and I did not even ask. I wasn't even trying to impress her, I did not really care honestly, I was just having fun that night and it happened out of nowhere.
Fast forward today, I'm a genetic garbage. I need glasses because I'm nearly blind, I started balding, I did not grow past 5'9 despite my father being 6'3, I have no experience with women, no social skills, no friends. I don't have a car, a driver license or a flat. It's only gonna be worse from now on and when I see people who get laid with a Tinder message it just demotivates me to a point where I don't even think its worth trying. Best case scenario I marry a girl who was riding dicks for 10 years but couldn't settle

I'm a student right now and I feel like I have too much money.
I don't really know what I would do with my money if I had more.
The only things I can think of are far too expensive to be realistic.

What would you lads do if you had more money?

>>37830146
Probably best you don't reproduce mate.

>>37830119
what got to you tilde?

>>37830168
I don't even spend my bennies lad. I've got nothing to spend it on at all.

>>37830168
not even memeing, a sanctuary for incels/ robots. Every day I have to read about how miserable they are, but unlike everyone else they don't have a strong identity politics movement in the mainstream media. Kind of sad tbqh, mental health is an aweful isssue to have.

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ok, roulette is back on lads got it sorted

Watch ITV now, I'm named 'shipanon'

>>37830173
Jump off a building mate

>>37830119
cuts 4 tilde

>>37830119
Be well, tilde
Negative emotions have no place in this heat, just makes it worse

Listening to the Beatles for the first time in ages. They really were very good

Mcdonalds or shitty microwave pasta meal? Obviously Mcdonalds sounds superior but walking there and back is a meme

>>37830168
What are your interests? Buy something you might like as a hobby, like a guitar or a nice camera

>>37830257
Yes they were good I agree

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Always hated EastEnders, but also always found pic related to be a really sexy woman. Something hot about her starting off as a young clubbing type and ending up as a failed would-be MILF. She also got chubby from time to time which was cute.

>>37830226
When you want to be positive, something or someone just shits on the parade.

Oh well fuck it, what are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M36OGCfYp3A

>>37830173
Don't really jump off a building mate, but stop being mean.

>one shot at life
>wasn't born in the Middle East

Seriously, they've got the whole "give purpose and a glorious death to young men who don't fit into society" thing on lockdown. Suicide bombers have to join queues. Rich Saudis pay to get bumped up the list. Or if you want to die in battle, there are multiple organisations competing to recruit you. Meanwhile Western anons are left to jump in front of trains or OD on sleeping pills.

>>37830173
That's what girls think so this opinion doesn't really surprises or bothers me

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>>37830119
Thanks for the advice, Tilde. One of the ED charities gave me a pamphlet that should make getting a referral easier. They said I probably have EDNOS and I just need to keep trying until I can get some help. The girl on the phone giggled when I thanked her.
Never thought I'd thank you, but, well, here we are.

>>37830306
I know this is a joke, but social coherencey really is dead in the west. I'd snackbar if the rest of the belief system wasn't so fucking shit.

yo guys I've applied to this company like half a year ago and didnt get called back, I'm thinking of applying again for the same shit only this time fabricating my resume entirely, and even giving a false name

and when they call me for an interview I'll say that my real name is anon and I lied because I already fucked up a previous attempt at this shit and thought they'd appreciate how much I want it so that I lied to get it?

thoughts me lads?

>>37830188
Just one of those days I guess lad.

>>37830225
No! Don't do that anon!

>>37830226
Thanks anon. Hope you are doing well too!

>>37830306
>one shot at life
>born in the East Midlands
A fate worse than death. Pls let me out of Derby ;_;

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Who /stillatuniversityhome/ here?

When are you planning on going back to your mummy's place for the break?

>>37830366
You won't get the job.

>>37830396
why fobot?

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>>37830392
I go back Sat, but only because my little bro has an open day at manchester (my uni is about an hours drive from there). I still have an exam on wednesday, but the worst thing by far is having to listen to all of the normies having fun and celebrating the end of exams whilst you are all alone.

>>37830414
Because the job is already in my TUMMY!

>>37830414
Because lying is a no-go.
If they find out that is.

>>37830213
you still playing lad? haven't seen your name yet.

anyone search for their town/area and sort by upload date? you get all sorts of gems

>>37830478

I deposited 10, won 43 bong, my name did appear once, keep watching

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>>37830119

>managed to really upset over something really trivial

My family tree consisted of drug dealers, thugs and killers.

i only met my father once, and all he told me was this "son, get off your ass if you wanna be shit"

there are 10 rules to life, but im gonna share with you two. to begin with, know motherfuckers are gonna hate you regardless of what you do. now, rule one: MOB, money over bitches because they breed envy. Rule two is a hard one: watch for phonies, keep your enemies close, watch your homies.

It seemed unimportant when my father spoke to me, when he told me i smiled. picture jewels being handed to an innocent child.

they say moses split the red sea. i Split the blunt and rolled a fat one.

>>37830440

I embrace being alone tbqh. The hot weather helps too since my homemates are out of the house more often now.

Stuck with abusive father until I go back to uni in september, reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>LMAO

When you see shipanon pop up on fucking ITV.

It's a crazy world lads.

If that super volcano Yellowstone erupted, would we be affected lads?

>>37830653
maybe maybe not lad

who here is actually trying to become a better person, if so, what are doing?

>>37830653
Might block out the sun a bit, which would be nice

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Shipanon on ITV!

>>37830710
we've made it lads

>>37830704
every day I stand in my kitchen and whisper "grow.. grow"

>>37830724
I'm out of the loop, can someone fill me in?

>>37830710
>4 pounds
Is that enough for a lethal dose?

>>37830727
trying to become hench lad?

>reading muh Lovecraft
>narrator in one of the stories is a morphine addict

>28, be a bit babyfaced to the point that being a dirty yank influenced foreigner people ask me if im a student as opposed to working. look way younger than the average college aged paki or commonwealther or neckbeard
>cant hide whats inside

anyone else having an existensial crisis?

im still a dumb kid at heart and mind and cant accept growing up.

i wanna be a delinquent chuuni like those bodybuilder youtube bros like rich piana, enchanced athlete, jason genova and his gang etc doing the most retarded shit ever while being legit autistic and sporting the most ridiculous tats, hair and fashion styles.

i want to be a young rebel forever and die in my 40s.

>>37830736

ITV roulette bet

>>37829769

>>37830777
Checked
>morphine addict
Would you expect anything less?

hehe i remember once when i queefed in front of my boyfriend and he asked me to do it again strait away

enjoying this shredded wheat barley & spelt lads

>>37830866
ooops. wrong thread. sorry.

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Post the view outside your window

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>>37830275
I liked Alice, always have a thing for shy girls. Liked Abby too before she turned into a right roastie slut

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>>37830452
I remember you posted a similar reply about turkey dinosaurs. I like this new meme

>>37830982

W-whats happening lad

>>37830982
Are you in Raqqah?

>>37830982
nice try doxxanon.

>>37831078
Super volcano has went off lad. Bloody Americans forgot to turn it off

>>37829359
It's been around way longer than that but it was called brit general.

Tfw old

>>37831078
Mossmorran is burning excess gas so it doesn't blow up

>>37831090

That wasn't me who posted, but I've found him nonetheless. His local pub has an interesting name.

>>37830710
hahaha holyfuck, not sure it's enough to be lethal but its a start

Would it be mad to try and find a gf on a sting website for autistic people, or would that put me on a list? I'm passably attractive, I reckon I'd be ok
>tow no Alice from the undateables gf
Spectrum dating is the one that I heard of

will I be seen as an autist for wearing long sleeves in this temperature

>>37831195
*dating website, I swear I only move to tablet posting when I'm in bed

>>37831202
don't know how you could even stand it lad

>>37831202
Are you usually seen as an autist? Because the answer is the same

>>37831221
my arms are way too skinny to wear short sleeves

>>37828902
I'm not a fucking Sophie poster FFS.
I have some standards at least.

>>37831272
Don't be mean. I get worse than tilde these days.

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>do one year college intensive to get into uni
>keep ahead of my work and get good grades throughout the year
>always meet my deadlines
>fast forward to now
>suddenly get thrown a fuckload of work
>struggling to get through it. have 7 major pieces of work i'm supposed to hand in this week
>only managed to finish 2 and done half of another 2
>not even the hard ones
>it'll take me another week to finish all the rest at the very least
>very high chance of failing the whole year

how do you accept that you'll always be a failure? i had so much hope that i was going to get out of my NEET ways but now i feel miserable.

>>37831272
>a fucking Sophie poster
there is only one legend in this thread

>>37831202
if its a shirt it's fine. get a cool shirt instead of a long sleeved sweater or jumper.

is this real /britfeel/ hours where the normies have gone and only the proper lads are left?

>>37831425

It seems to be that way lad, relatively comfy now.

>>37831425
No lad, real britfeel hours stat at 4:30am

>>37831425
Real hours are from when Sarah and duck lad posts

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>>37831425
real britfeel hours is when your the last NEET awake at 5/6am and everyone has gone and your left with an awful feeling of loneliness

>>37831504
When was the last time you had a hug, ebin?
Also your family stories are fun

>>37831504
The realest poster is that retarded frog

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You guys remember doing PE at school? Hated it at the time but kind of miss it now.
>tfw not picked last for once

>>37831538
Is that limmy or Thom Yorke?

So has Yellowstone erupted yet or what

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>>37831538
I loved pe, because we got split into sets. I was in the shit set with all of the fatties, so I beat them in football, long jump and running. My friends would always pick me so that we could be together.

>>37831567
yes america is kil

>>37829409
>Applying online
>Travelling to shops to hand in CVs
>Looking at newspaper vacancies
>Researching interview questions
I don't know how they look, I just say I apply on the usual websites every day.

>>37831517
Can't remember it, most likely happened as a small child but I don't have a memory of it. Haven't said "I love you" to anybody either

don't have close relationships like that, I'm emotionally distant from everyone

>>37831538
I mostly skipped it, I felt too insecure about getting changed so I had my pe kit on underneath my uniform when I went to school and left it on afterwards, even in extremely hot weather. I was fat anyway so I don't think anyone noticed the extra bulge.

>>37831597
Poor yanks, probably ought to have a memorial concert or something

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just bought some plug sockets with usb ports on them, they come in pretty handy and free up some of the plug sockets, too bad there arent usb c or ones with usb c and usb a on them

anyone else got any?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHEK0tj0X70

The new CunninLynguists isn't great but it's still worth checking out. Just skip to 3:40, the first track is garbage.

>ebin was fat

>>37831538
Never did anything
Near the end of school me and the lads just did fuck all and went to the other side of the field and did our own thing

>>37831623
What is this newfangled magic sockets you got here, sonny?

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>>37831668
I was like 16 stone at 14/15 and got taunted a lot through secondary school. Then I crash dieted afterwards and became obsessed. Eventually ended at 8 stone at my lowest. Now I've got spare skin and stuff I think

>>37831710
Can you spread your skin and glide like a squirrel?

>>37831538
I remember by year 11 a whole bunch of us would just fuck off to the sixth form block and hide. One of the PE teachers caught us one time and said we had to report to the gym after school, but there were like 20 of us and they didn't know who we were, so I just went home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tm5q_YxzjdA

for you lads

ebin should just jump off a building. It is his destiny to become one with his flying squirrel brethren

Just seen this advert, very nice, gets my approval https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nx5oYrMuc1M

>>37831728
>>37831761
nah its not like that, when I'm sat down/stood up theres like a belly still and tits I guess, I can't describe it all that well but its uncomfortable

>>37831767
Is it ok to post on /britfeel/?

>>37831801
>tits
The Katrina dream lives

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>>37831767
Is it ok to pretend to be an anime girl on the internet?

>>37831767
I mean it's exploiting insecurities to sell a product and virtue signaling, but it's a good message. Props

>>37831832
is it ok to downplay your normality in order to be accepted by robots?

>>37831875
If I can't tell do I really care? This is the 4chan principle

>>37831875
I suspect many posters here do that

My friend/oneitis hasnt replied since I essaged her and said her insta pics were hot. Bet she thinks I'm a right creep haha

>>37831919
>has a female friend
>socially inept enough to say that
How does this happen?

>>37831538
We once had a 5 a side football competition with all the different sets. I was in the bottom set because I was shit at football. Everyone jumbled together so there was good players from the top sets with bad players from the bottom. Everyone in my set had to be either a shitty defender of goalie, I was a goalie.
The competition worked by having 5 little pitches to play on and the winner moved up a pitch, and the losers moved down. By chance, our team started on the bottom pitch, and we went against some equally shit team. I am usually shite in goal, but that day I was making all kinds of saves, real pro shit. We started climbing up the pitches fast, winning literally every game. We get to the top pitch and there's on try hard who looks like he's been on roids. I'm still making insane saves, probably the best player on my team that day. Roid lad starts booting some real heavy shots at me, like the kind you just stop away from because the pain of a speeding ball hitting you is not worth a save in a PE game. I save them anyway and the celebrations from my team make me forget the pain. We go to penalties and roidy is mad as fuck at me, cunt looks ready to smack me at any moment. It was 0-0 at full time so the guy was fucking raging. He steps up to take a penalty first. He uses half the pitch to take a run up, but I still save the ball even though it's going like Mach 1.
Later while we're getting changed, he comes up to me ready to hit me. He swings right for my face, but I dodge out the way and he punches a wall. He goes back to his top set changing room humiliated. Realise an hour later in maths class that I should have said "Eyy roidy, that's the only shot of yours that I've missed today"

You're my pride and joy etcetera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeAtre3Bxg8

>>37831949
She's a remnant from when I used to be fairly sociable (or on drugs enough to be). I just said it because I'm bored and worse case scenario I dont talk to her online a couple of times a week or see her every few months. Dont upload your arse to the internet if you dont expect comments.

what would sacrifice to become great?

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Lads, I think i have been roped into a robbery.

Job centre sent me on a warehouse training course, the chaps I met there all took pity on me and said how i should become 'roadman' because "that's the only way you make money these days"

One of them took my phone number and, long story short invited me to a burglary next weekend.

I do need the money...but i dunno.

>>37832353
I'm jellous, become a criminal lad it's not like you had a great life so far

bitches love criminals

>>37832353
>roadman
More like fall guy. Don't do it you boobie

>>37832353
Definitely the fall guy

>>37832353
sounds like you are being manipulated because they need more hands.

>>37832353
Do the job and if you get caught, say you thought Roadman was a grime thing.

>>37832388
I told them I knew how to find stolen credit card steal on TOR's darkweb to try and impress them (i mean, i do because there's hundreds of those listings on all the usual sites...but i have never done anything like that)

They got all impressed and thought i was some sort of computer genius, the one black lad who invited me on this said if i do well he will introduce me to a bunch of his mates who would pay me to get these card details for them because they don't know the first thing about darkweb etc

>>37832353
the job centre is literally hooking the unemployed up with criminals. Part and Parcel of living in Britain lads.

>>37832448
sounds hilarious lad

go for it, at least you'll have something exciting in your life and stories to tell

Is Oingo Boingo, dare I say it, /ourlad/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuxss1kBQWw

So lads, we buying this story or is it another 'hilarious' character?

i have taken a sleeping pill and i feel fucked
heelp mee. i dont likee this. i need hel[p. someone help

>>37832495
I've seen this post before.

Do you just taken zopiclone/zolpidem then mong out and post here or something when you can't handle it?

>>37832448
ey, ladd. i have been in bad shit like that and ive nearly been popped. watch yourself. ive met devils, ya get me

>>37832507
exactly it. im half tasking the piss but i do feel proper fucked

like me heafd not mine

Just installed windows 10 without backing up my sticky notes.

I've literally just lost weeks of work unless a file recovery programme can save me

>>37832523
why would they pop me? i'm completely on benefits and have no money. Half the lads there were doing the course because they said the JC forced them and that they needed to look busy or it might draw suspicion to their crews

Great idea britnormie you can get several days of posting out of this. Haha what would we do without you?

>>37832541
what have you taken and how much?

3.75 of zopiclone as a guess? If you've only take one make sure you take two.

The reason you feel so fucked is because it's paralysing your muscles and altering your ability to form memories without knocking you out. If you take enough you'll forget who you even are and fall asleep pretty quickly.

>>37832448
Don't lad.

The carding details that are sold are all from out of date cards so you'll look like a right twat when you can't deliver.

i would love to lick a black mans skull like a black lillipop hahhahahahha

>>37832583
nah, not them. im just chattin ya might get in a bad situatuon one day. its a word of warning lad. its not a good life. im too fukced ann way

>>37832590
7.5

yeah, im going to bed in a sec becase im being knoced out
ffdhgsjd[

im szfddfgn

im scared

if i meet the devil, he is getting a smack

>>37829988
>Its prevented me from living a remotely normal life, I've missed out on everything people take for granted for years and now normie attention seekers glamorize mental health to score points even though they live functionally, you can see why it might be upsetting?
It could have prevented everyone, you let it, they didn't,

my piss absolutely stinks lads

hope to fuck it's just something I've eaten and it'll pass, cause it's utterly rank, don't want it to be some mad infection

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>uk gets sick of pakis
>votes to leave the eu
>pakis don't actually come from the eu
>when the uk leaves the eu the regular influx of polish workers will have to be supplemented through more pakis
>mfw britain votes for more pakis

I'd rather have polish than paki tbqh

>>37832602
Wtf lad haha madman

Why is while male brown female so aesthetic?

>tfw no paki gf

>>37832571
Did you format? If you didn't format everything will be in c:\windows.old

>>37832595
>>37832634
You guys keep saying it's a bad idea, but desu i'm sick of being a useless cunt who's always skint.

Having a bit of money to buy a playstation or a nice telly might actually go some ways to stop me from drinking myself to death due to how fucking miserable life is

>>37832746
>playstation or a nice telly
wont make you happy

t.playstation, high end PC and nice telly lad.

>>37832740
Stick Notes are in app data which I'm sure gets wiped with new installs.

Yet another thing in my life that goes tits up, c'est la vie I guess.

>>37832746
you barely know these people and have zero experience in what they're asking you to do

you're walking blind into something that can get your locked up people who give no shits about your well being

>>37832756
well, a bit of fucking agency and control over my life would be nice, i'm not getting that right now.

i'm a few years away from 30 and don't think i could stomach another decade of this shite way of life.

>>37832746
They only have you around because they think you can get cards and like I said, you can't.

Pack it in before your shitpipe becomes a cocktube.

SHIN NO GOLDEN FRIEZA

>>37832746
>anon is tired of being skint and getting drunk all the time
>commits a robbery
>has money
>now just buys Grey Goose instead of Glenns

echo bomds dacing i your nans ashes on top of a moutins flaps.

im going to bed.

>>37832826
this one lad chris had a fucking 400 quid gold watch on that was nearly as big as my fist. I'm amazed the job center aren't wondering where the fuck he got it.

I want a nice bloody watch

>>37832848
quit your tales britnormie they're getting a bit shit now

>>37832786
my windows.old folder had all my user stuff in it too

>>37832848
>I want a nice bloody watch

And what will this nice watch do exactly? Draw awe from impressionable twats like you? How many people as pathetic as you do you know who'd be impressed by something nice and shiny round your wrist?

I'm sorry for the hard talk but this is one of the stupidest things you can do with your life and I don't think you realise just how far out of your depth you are.

Anyway, I'm off to bed. I genuinely hope you don't do anything stupid.

>>37832938
Wew, that takes a load off.

If it's not there I'm going to kill myself and put your post number on the note, so you better note be wrong lad.

I'll post an update in the morning when the update's done.

I'm in bed. I was to become an glglu demon and haunt ebin.

It's an anon tries to rob a house but forgets he's autistic and get's arrested episode.

>need shit
>no toilet paper
fucked it lads

Without my meds for a few days lads turning into a total monster.

what happened to nymphanon

>>37833148
>waifu
what happened to all the waifu posters? They use to be an anon who said post waifus every thread

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>>37833206
There were a few about the other day

why did you start smoking lads?

be honest

>>37833305
because my dad did and I wanted to be like him

>>37833314
For me it was because I wanted to be like season 4 Jesse pinkman, I shaved my head and wore all black and started smoking straights

>>37833305
A girl I liked smoked and it seemed like fun.

>>37833305
I never did.

Had a cig once when I was drunk and hanging out with friends who smoked so I mooched one off them.
It was fucking rancid. No idea how anyone could willingly subject themselves to such shit. Also pretty expensive and can add up to a huge hole in the wallet over time. I'd rather spend my money on things that are worth it.

Speaking of bad habits, I can thank Southern Comfort for breaking my drinking problem that was happening for the past few years. That shit's fucking disgusting and now I'm 2 months sober.

>>37832353
don't. i grew up with these "roadmen" and admittedly i was part of that culture for a good part of my life when i was in education (whole of high school and college). you'll get sucked in and you'll never be able to leave. i can't go to certain areas where i used to hang around a lot because people who recognize me call me out for being a "paigon" and they think i've become a police snitch or something. like i could lose my life to one of these crackpots.

Lol at the fucking yank normie who got brain damage in N.K and is now dead. Bet he thought he'd impress stacy by being a badass law breaker.

>>37833529
what is N.K

>british roadmen

legit no such thing, just chavs that shop lift

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>>37833569
>what is N.K
North Korea

What's the most illegal thing you've ever done lads?

>>37833624
Oh that is not funny, all he did was try to steal a poster. You're trying to hard to be edgy

>>37833644
haha post any serious crimes you've committed lads haha.

>>37833644
stole 2 cans of monster and a dinosaur when i was 13, felt guilty about it for ages

>>37833722
>go to a country that you know is a brutal dictatorship that doesnt give a fuck
>lol imma break the law
I'd have the same reaction if a gay couple started making out in Saudia Arabia and got stoned to death. Learn the fucking rules.

>>37833835
it's still not funny

Is a mum putting her head on her sons shoulders too close?

I think it is

>>37833517
>high school
>college
yanks out

>>37833850
I mean, it's pretty funny tbqh

>>37833963
Depends on the context I guess.

>>37833305
I have a natural tendency to pick up all the destructive and disgusting habits

Since your women are so fucking slutty, I need some advice?
>>37833845

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New OP Image if some kind anon could post it, I'm off to bed.

>>37834357
looks garbage, too cluttered and too many forced memes

>>37834288
I dont think 5am is the best time to ask for advice on such a topic. Also no one cares.

>>37834527
No one cares because everybody here is a bunch of circle jerking normalfags
It doesn't bother you dating a girl who is just going to crave other men with big dicks.

>>37834679
Look mate no need to get angry and lash out because no one wants to talk about your roastie problems at 5am

>>37833644
Credit card fraud and sold drugs

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>because everybody here is a bunch of circle jerking normalfags

yeah haha