Fembot feels

>tfw no fembot that listens to nightcore to sexually abuse by doing things like strapping her down to my surgical table and ripping off her fat meat curtains then put screwdivers underneath her fingernails and jam them in while fingering her.

>>37827423

What do you want, 'fembot'?

>tfw no bf who turns me into his pet doggy gf

fembots arent real god fuckin damnit

>>37827423

Do you like Naruto, 'fembot'?

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>me and my skinny friends went to Golden Corral for lunch
>apparently ate a lot more than them without realizing it
>they made fun of me for it and poked my stomach

>>37827931
and then you punched them in the face??

Ovulating and all I can think about is my robot bf but he's halfway across the world ;-;

>>37827423
I want to drag you around by your pubic hair

>>37827931
Do you want me to rub your tummy until you do a big fart?

>>37828023
I shave. How about you drag me around the bed by my head hair instead?

>>37827423
>nightcore
Why do girls always have the worst taste possible in music? It's always punk, pop, or shitty remix crap like nightcore.

>>37827423
>tfw no gf to draw with

>tfw one half of my friends go away for summer
>all the rest disappear
>in one group chat I've been the only one talking for 3 days now
>everything is being read, 3 other people in chat
>after trying to talk and i'm just being observed, flip my shit
>all those messages also just left on read
i'm pathetic

>>37827423
>tfw no gf to be my gf

>>37828075
why do boys always cry about girls being awful in every possible way?

>>37828075
Is trap and rap the bad taste? What would be appealing?

>>37828086
what's your drawing style?

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>tfw masturbate too much
>always feel ashamed and guilty afterwards
>never stop

>>37828127
Because girls tend to be awful in every possible way

>>37828127

Boys usually don't. They keep it to themselves and complain amongst themselves. Externally we all put with women because we are expected to and because all women suck anyway.

Only on forums like these do you get to hear our true opinion.

>>37828163
Some kind of anime I guess. But I yesterday I put myself a challenge to speeddraw 1 human face daily

>>37828157
There is some good rap and trap. The main problem is that girls confine themselves to one genre and can't appreciate any genre other than the one they imprint upon. If one listens to rap among other things I don't care, but if one only listens to rap it's a bit of a telltale that they have shit taste and no musical knowledge.

>>37828173
till the moment you're horny (unless you're gay or something)

>>37828195
well, i spend most of my time on 4chan (atm), so those opinions are pretty much the only ones i "hear"

There are so many different types of girls, how can you say that you hate em all?

>>37828169
desu I oversexualize myself for my boyfriend and it kinda turns me on a lot. Ive learned to just enjoy the pleasure and let myself be his toy

>>37828353
>till the moment you're horny (unless you're gay or something)
Yeah, tits and pussies Is what gives meaning to girls

>>37828353

I just despise all normies and girls are center of normiehood.

>There are so many different types of girls

They all end up the same. Girls pretend to be different and go through their phases but they all melt when green eyed Chad shows up.

With guys, I mean look around. Guys love thic women, skinny women, big boobs, chestlets, even female FEET. In other words, guys are much more forgiving and more diverse.

>well, i spend most of my time on 4chan (atm), so those opinions are pretty much the only ones i "hear"

Any stand up comedian complains about the 'wife'. 200 year old joke that still hits married men in the feelz.

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>>37828020
Obligatory where do you both live question.
mfw if you're in europe

>>37828438
>tfw no gf like you

>>37828438
I don't even have anyone to be lewd with/for, I just really like orgasms.

>>37828477
I'm US he's scandi

>tfw no bf to listen to The Fiery Furnaces and The Legendary Pink Dots with while on acid

why even live

>>37828169
How often do you do it?

Originales

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>>37828501
Ah then we're fine. Is his name Oscar?

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>>37828532
It depends on how I'm feeling. And menstrual shit of course.
Averagely, if I'm not on the rag, I'd say like four or five times a day maybe.
What about you?

>>37828491
you should find someone desu being treated like a toy in bed is fun af
It's satisfying not wearing underwear and feeling his cum just kinda run down your thigh and then getting turned on from it and having even more sex

>>37828581
It's fucking Austria again. The only girl I have ever seen that almost matches my sexdrive and is a dyke.
Top KEKU

>>37828564
nope idk why people ask that

>>37828581
Holy shit, that's too much. I going through a nofap since the beginning of the year but I used to do it like four or three times

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>tfw no cute feminine boy to dress up at home and have a pure relationship with

>>37828591

Good lord what a dream gf. Your bf is a fucking Chad I hope dies painfully.

>>37828602
Well, I mean >>37828591 seems to be pretty eager and most certainly less dykey than me.
Either way sorry.

>>37828634
>too much
I don't know is it? I've had days where I've done it twice that.

You a whole nigga

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>>37827456
What the hell man?
originaliolo

>>37828638
I met him on 4chan, and he goes to /r9k/.

>>37828616
Well could be. Just checking.
Hope you guys are happy and get married!

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>>37828705

Is this him? Do you guys live together or what?

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>>37828705
You met on r9k? Where do you both live?
>tfw no oversexualized gf that wants to be treated like a fucktoy
>tfw a robot

>>37828665
I don't really know how many can girls stand but if I do it that many it'd be
very tiresome and painful

>>37828705
>meeting someone from r9k irl
You're much more brave than me, I always thought that would be an awful idea.

>>37828457
>Girls pretend to be different and go through their phases but they all melt when green eyed Chad shows up.

I understand what you're saying but i don't think its true, cause who you are also depends on your surroundings.

And i agree that most girls who go to school, spend their time on social media, are part of this society are complete bitches. But you also have girls who dont give a fuck about green-eyed Chad, cause they are looking for more than just appearance. But i'm not here to change your mind. You think whatever you think but i think it's stupid to use words like "always, never,.." cause you don't know and can't know everything. That's when you truly know

>Guys love thic women, skinny women, big boobs, chestlets, even female FEET. In other words, guys are much more forgiving and more diverse.

So it's all about appearance?

>>37828762
Well, we have shorter/no refractory time, that helps. In fact after the first time it gets easier to get off successively.

>>37828282
cool, i also am looking for someone to draw with, but i can't show my "artwork" to people in real life cause i'm a pussy.

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>>37828786
>So it's all about appearance?
For women it is. Status and looks is all that counts.
For guys and especially robots looks are a bonus. EVERY and ANY type of girl is DESIRABLE by a considerate portion of men such that NO girl can EVER be single.
We like insane girls, depressed girls, quiet, insecure, gamer, alcoholic, druggies whatever type of girl. Now can you say the same about girls liking guys?

Nope. We all need to be """"confident"""" because that's the 100% magic secret sauce for us to be likeable.

>>37828786

>So it's all about appearance?

Appearance matters that's how first impressions are made this is unavoidable. You know that.

>it's stupid to use words like "always, never,.." cause you don't know and can't know everything.

Yes I know. I'm just generalizing. More often than not it is true though. I don't remember what we were debating kek

>>37828793
Yeah, but I kinda think you do it too much. Are you always horny?

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>tfw dated mentally ill girl in high school and half of uni
>crazy sex, crazy ups and downs. helped me beat my depression and she slowly did the same

Fast forward to now

>date girls for a couple weeks here and there but interest quickly fades because I realize how boring normal girls are

don't make my mistake lads, if you meet a fucked up girl who makes you happy then stick with her.

>>37827423
Nightcore is shit and you only "like" it to feel special you dumb slut.

>>37828855
Normies think that I'm good drawing so I'm not ashamed of showing. You should start showing them to close people to build up some confidence

>>37828127
What music is good taste to you anon?

>>37828858
sigh

>Now can you say the same about girls liking guys?

not to brag, just to give an example:
>be girl
>has bf
>bf is homeless (atleast that's what the government thinks)
>also in debt
>has no money whatsoever
>depressed
>only sits behind his pc
>kind of chubby, but still very cute
>love him for all these things

>>37828862
ye true but there's waaay more but nvm it's not really important, atleast not on 4chan

>>37828961
>don't make my mistake lads, if you meet a fucked up girl who makes you happy then stick with her.
I know. This is supposed to be new information or some amazing advice? You dumb normie cunt.

>>37828955
Why do you think it's too much?
Not always I'd say, but often yeah. And if I'm not I can get horny pretty easily. It's a nice way to kill time.

>>37829047
Apparently not to you, but plenty of fags on here seem to think a normie gf is their key to happiness.

>>37827423
Get better taste in music and maybe boys will like you

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>>37827423
>Literally put any song in audacity etc and speed it up
>"Nightcore"

>>37829119
What is good taste in music sir?

>>37829100
Not me. The more batshit insane yandere fucked up clingy obsessive mentally ill she is the better.
Give me that emotional rollercoaster and the underworld degenerate fucked up sex

>>37829019
that just makes me feel anxious, i feel like they're lying cause they don't want to hurt my feelings.

everytime i want to show someone something i feel like they're not really looking, ya know... they look for 1 sec and say something like "aha cool"

>bf admitted to me he likes nightcore
I'm seriously considering breaking up...

>>37829050
>Why do you think it's too much?
I guess it drains too much energy and liquid

You seem to have a high sexdrive. Do you have sex often or are you a virgin?

>>37827423
>nightcore
You have great taste in music.

>>37827456
Thats my fetish wtf

>>37829019
>>37829201
Normies know jack shit about art. They're not even faking, they're just easily impressed. It's because they have 0 skills in art, so they're only criteria is "wow I couldn't to that, so impressive lol". Normies who don't draw think it's some incredibly difficult to learn sorcery.

>>37829224
It's not like energy and liquid are finite resources.
Kinda high I guess yeah. No, no sex.

>>37829245
If something looks good it looks good right? Do you really need skills to be able to judge that?

>tfw no fembot gf to listen to german military march music with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIZ3MwQZxmE

>>37829288
You'd think so but their thought process is literally
>wow I couldn't do that!
Think about all the shit art on deviantart that 13 year olds think are so good.

how do i meet guys who are genuinely interested in me as a person and not as a sexual object

also i want to talk with someone who doesn't expect us to be long life partners just because we meet or talk once :/ like i really want to get to know you and listen to your life story, who you are and what you like, what's troubles you in life and what makes you cry, what you believe in and what your dreams are

i don't want you to like just because im a good looking kind girl
i want someone to like me for who i am ;_;
it sometimes (most of the time) feels impossible in this world

>>37827423
not a bad list girl

Best Songs
>Nightcore - Carousel

>Nightcore - Dollhouse

>Nightstep - Shatter Me

>Nightcore - Faded
2fast4me had to slow its down to .75% kek

>Nightcore - I'm an albatraoz

>Nightcore - Take A Hint

>Nightcore - Tetris

>Nightcore - Get Jinxed dont play LoL

>Nightcore - Ignorance

>Nightcore - I'm Gonna Show You Crazy [1 HOUR]
song [almost made me cry}

>Nightcore - This Little Girl

Shit songs tbqh
Nightcore - Run Devil Run
Nightcore - Bad Apple
Nightcore Last Resort
Nightcore - This Is War
Nightcore - Little Game
Nightcore - Smoke and Mirrors [The Yandere Song]
Nightcore - Left Behind
Nightcore - Puppet ( Mary's Theme from Ib )
Nightcore - Sarcasm
Nightcore - White Rabbit
Nightcore - Phenomenon
Nightcore - Secret

>>37829314
yea, but only if its something they can see (like people, shapes, etc.)

my art is kind of "abstract" so they just give me a weird look and probably ask themselves if i'm on any drugs but im complaining too much

>>37829355
Be an interesting person, that's basically it. If you think no one is interested in who you really are that's probably because there's not much too it. You're just used to thinking of yourself as a special unique individual because of you're vagina.

Also, especially if you're good looking, guys will always be sexually interested. If you're worth anything they'll likely be interested in you as a person too.

>>37829355
Right here babe I lost all my lebido from the pills I take to numb pain I have from a reoccurring illness

>>37829355
>also i want to talk with someone who doesn't expect us to be long life partners just because we meet or talk once
Then what the fuck are you doing here.
You seem nice but most of the people HERE WILL fall in love with you because you give them attention and are interested in them. We will see this as you being in love with us. You might find such a guy here. Probably. Better chance than irl at a bar or some superficial dating website.

>>37829201
Well... way before I used to feel like that, luckily I found other drawers with whom I felt more comfortable to share my drawings. And then it was easier to show it to normies. Now i just sit somewhere and draw and they come like flies to watch what I'm doing. It's not really hard to impress them

>>37829250
What things turn you on?
Do you have other activities to do?

>>37829355
Date a blind dickless

>>37829355
email me
[email protected]

>tfw to roman bf to literally crucify you
What is even the point of dating?

>>37829355
Am an ugly, bentdick, skinny, shitty and boring personality, autist Caribbean mutt. You can come to my shithole and date me

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>>37829800
I can help you with that qt.

>>37828528
thanks for the recs anon
first one reminds me of flaming lips a little

>>37829418
i think most of the peoples expect extreme mainstream trend-following normies are interesting, we all have stories to tell

what do you define as a interesting person?

>Also, especially if you're good looking, guys will always be sexually interested. If you're worth anything they'll likely be interested in you as a person too.
i understand...sexual attraction is normal, but sometimes i think it's too much. we live in a oversexualized superficial world.

i want to find someone who is the other way around, someone who gets sexual attracted to me because he likes me as a person and finds me interesting...you know affection and love

>>37829437
> people HERE WILL fall in love with you because you give them attention
;___;

>>37829790
sure why not

>>37829888
Checked.

>> people HERE WILL fall in love with you because you give them attention
>;___;
At least it's better than seeing you as a sexual object right?
Where do you live and what are your interests btw?

>>37829800
A slut wants a buff man to nail her. What's new?

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>>37829888
But romance is dead femanon.

>tfw hopeless romantic in a society predicated on hookups.

>>37827423
What would you say characterizes nightcore like say, thrash metal?
Thrash metal is very specifically guitar riffs that are played fast and repetitively.
See https://youtu.be/H9CHCvUo2UA
Lot of fast same notes.

What makes nightcore separate from generic edm remixes? It better not be thematic elements because that's fucking weak imhoe.

>>37829816
Cross your heart?
>>37829945
You know it

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>>37829924
>At least it's better than seeing you as a sexual object right?
probably

but they still won't like me for who i am, they will only see me as a person with vagina who gives them attention

>Where do you live?
europe

> what are your interests btw?
handicraft (i make soap bars etc), baking, hiking, running, being in nature, travel

>>37829965
>tfw hopeless romantic in a society predicated on hookups.
i know that feel

>>37830343
>travel
Code word for slutting with foreign men

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>>37830343
>europe
Damn. First europe girl in weeks and she loves outside and active stuff.
Fug

>>37830379
jokes on you im a virgin

>>37830382
;__;
so where do you live? how old are you?

>>37830556
I'm 21 in a month and I'm in the Netherlands. Where are you?

Fembots why don't you want to have sex with me?

>>37830722
Because I don't even know you. I'm not a slut.

>>37829355
there needs to be more girls like you in this world, i too want to get to know someone intimately without physical stuff getting in the way so to speak, to just learn about someone other than myself
although i have tried to make connections with girls before but they all usually fell apart and i'm running low on fuel and hope, not to mention i'm just a straight male and there are plenty of guys like me out there. i did talk with one girl years ago and we had something like that but my apathy killed that relationship, it still feel the scar from that.
learning about someone new is just so engaging desu, but it's so hard to try and keep going and trying to find someone like that, i just feel tired and hurt inside even just trying to look for 100% platonic relationships to chat with. i have some male friends but i don't know why i'm so obsessed with females, i kind of dislike myself for that and i'm a huge hypocrite
>tfw don't share interests so we wouldn't have much to bond over

sorry for the blogpost but it touched me on the inside

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>>37830722
Because you're just way too intimidating and cool for any of us on here.

females, do you ever feel like you shouldn't mention your gender because you don't want people to start shit or assume things about you because of it?
that's how i feel as a male when trying to talk to you, too.
no one will believe this. it doesn't matter.
i just wanted to talk. no motives.
it doesn't have to be that way.
>inb4 faggot
>inb5 replies telling me what i "really" think or want
ok.

>>37831247
Yes, pretty much always, online at least.

>>37831247
I get that.
I don't like who I am who make my posts, I come to these threads to vent about myself but the other posts are separate, who types it doesnt matter so I just stay quiet about it.
Then again I doubt dudes have to go to every post saying that they're male so I guess thats just a normal person thing?

Reading can be difficult.

>>37829355
While the relationship went sour for other reasons, I knew my bf actually liked me when he was willing to not do anything sexual, which was a star difference from what he's used to
When things get sexual, tell him you want to wait until marriage and don't blame him if he doesn't want to deal with that

>>37831029
can you give me your contact info? i need people like you in my life

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>>37827423
Jesus this music is just pitch shifted anime music

my ears

>>37831029
Not the anon
>tfw I'm the same way and apathetic

>>37830599
not that person but hi, i'm also from the netherlands

>>37831661
[email protected]
here you are anon

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>tfw no gf to listen to the last 14 Merzbow - Merzbient LP's from my boxset

>>37827423
I'm a female and this gave me cancer. For people like u most think that women have bad taste in music

Hey guys male here, just wanted to say that I'm a male.
Aren't I just so quirky?

>>37831884
Except you expect most of them to be into shitty top 40 pop but nightcore is just too cringe

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>>37827423
>tfw have to go to the dermatologist this week to find out if I have skin cancer or not.

>>37831914
Wow cool anon.
But I think you're in the wrong thread, if you're wanting to show off that you're a man, use any of the other dozens of niche threads.
God forbid someone makes a thread with a different topic that dicks and sadness.

>>37831966
>sadness
>what this thread is actually about
I have every word for dick blocked and typically those block seven threads per day. Pretty sad desu

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Fembots, why didn't you get a bf in college?

>>37832016
... Touche.
And that's good advice but I dont wanna miss any threads that just happen to have the word in it.

>>37832092
It filters the threads where the OP has the word in their post. Not threads that have posters who say it.

>>37832129
Yeah yeah I get that but like if someone has a thead that says like "Someone was a dick to me" I don't mind that I wanna hear that story.
I dont use filters so I dont know how it works exactly but still.

Can some femanon tell me at least that she loves me?

>>37832167
Right, I gotcha.
I just did it cause I got tired of hiding the threads that kept talking about how big their dicks were and shit like that.

>>37832183
I love you.

I mean, I don't actually know you though...

>>37831792
Wat doe je nog wakker zo laat. Er is vast wel een overvloed aan nederbots kijk naar de zeemap.

>>37832205
>I mean, I don't actually know you though...
Still feels pretty nice

>>37831797
>gmx
you again.

>bf is into top 40 shit.
>tfw he got semi mad when i pointed out that nearly all the songs from elle king indicate shes a satan worshiper.
>tfw i know he secretly judges me for talking about conspiracies and mkultra in the media

>>37832244
mijn bioritme is een beetje fucked (zoals veel mensen dat hier zullen hebben), what about you?

>>37832455
did i do something wrong? i just made a throwaway on a random email provider site, sorry anon

>>37832075
i was in love with my house mate that was still in love with his ex gf from highschool.
i was also fat and not white so that helped greatly.
>tfw the only time someone approached be was during pledge week and he was super scared and obvious about it.

>>37832455
well i'm sorry to have brought up bad memories anon, maybe i should have picked a different throwaway thing. i could maybe prove that i'm not the person you are thinking of but i understand if you don't want to.
i hope you find what you're looking for anon

What video games do fembots play?

>tfw no Stellaris gf to genocide the galaxy with

>>37832923
currently just being a normo with botw
>tfw nintendo knows you are a mark and will buy consoles for zelda games

>>37832923
OVER
WATCH
I'm so shit though... ;_;

>>37832923
Dead by daylight's fun with a couple of close friends

>>37832976
>>37833008

tfw no hipster video game gf who hates video games and will complain about how there's no good video games with me then claim to be a fan of video games because we play some old retro games for like 5 minutes before getting bored of them because they suck.

why do gamer girls have to actually like games? jesus.

>>37833081
Maybe you should go look for a gf (male) on /v/

>>37833008
Are you a support player, anon?

>>37833232
Yes, I'm not a fucking filthy mercy main though, I usually play Ana.

Fembots, what are periods like?

>>37833280
lol Ana sucks tho, one of the worst characters in the game desu.

>>37833309
mine can be anything from mild discomfort to puking and shaking and cold sweats and crying out in pain.

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>>37827423
wtf is this cancerous shit?

No wonder you don't got a bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uKyuMw3JE0

>pic related
Usually sing this to my swedish gf when shes going to sleep. She wants to learn arabic.

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>>37827482
It's truly the dream.

The plot to my favorite anime.

>>37833360
kimi wa petto is superior.

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>>37832923
Only girlshit like Animal Crossing and the Sims.

And JRPGs. All I want is a bf to cuddle with and watch him play JRPGs.

I go on /v/ all the time to play pretend.

>>37833445
Plz be my gf, I'll give you my discord

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>>37833397
>a man being a pet
Huge turn off. Only girls can be pets. I've only read the manga, is the drama any good?

>>37829043
This shit is truly the worst.


These retard women that think they aren't typical but literally almost all women want to "save" a guy or change him for the better, it's like some maternal instinct.

You worthless piece of garbage, don't ever think you're different again, because that's a lie.

>>37833476
Okay. Anne#8487

I'm a pure girl so if you're expecting nudes, don't bother.

>>37833502
>implying men aren't the best pettos
>loyal to fault
>willing to sacrifice their lives for their owners
>they just wants some treats, pets, and belly rubs from you.
the drama is ok imo, he's more of a neko than a dog boi obvs.

Plz I just want a girl (female) to talk to about everyday things with and share their favorite doujins and and talk about vidya. Sugoi#5741

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>>37833590
I just want to be owned though...

Maybe if a dogboy goes on heat and wants to breed that would be good...

>>37832075
Obviously because I dropped out of high school and didn't attend college. Fembots probably shouldn't be educated.

>>37833645
only females go into heat. dogbois are dtf 24/7

Any femanons who play competitive videogames here?

I'm not female but I'm just wondering what you guys play in comp genre.

>>37833280
Oooo, good choice.
Thank you for not being a filthy mercy main.

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Any femanons who play competitive videogames here?

I'm not female but I'm just wondering what you guys play in comp genre. Asjrndks

>>37827482
>tfw actually have a fetish for having a girl as a pet

>>37833445
I like you. All I play is girlshit too. Animal Crossing, Harvest Moon/Story of Seasons, JRPGs, loved Bravely Default/FF Tactics Advance and that kinda shit, Rune Factory.

If I met a cute girl irl who played that shit, I might turn lesbian just to hang out with her and cuddle/play dumb games.

>>37832075
Didn't go enough. The same with high school.

>tfw destroyed by an email provider
;_;

>>37833735
Girl or """girl"""?

I'm the type who never leave the character creator in the Sims because all I want to do is play dress up with video games dolls.

>>37833845
I REALLY NEED FUCKING ADVICE PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME.

>>37833445
>>37834146

Where do you live by chance originally?

>>37834362
We saw the thread we just don't care to respond

>>37833735
>tfw you will never come home from a hard day at work to roughly fuck your lesbian girl gamer harem that spent all day playing house in video games instead of actually keeping the real life house clean

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>>37834384
Every fucking time I make a thread I get no fucking replies. I want to kill myself. Not even here i can get some interaction and help.


Faggots would rather circlejerk than ask important questions.

>>37834431
I mean.
You got 12 replies.
And your topic was pretty shit.
Soooo, that's more like a win than anything else.

>tfw more obsessed with bf than he is with me
>tfw became the yandere gf

>>37834448
I got 1 reply. the rest were me.
No it's not a shit topic. it's a viable fucking option to help you escape fucking loneliness.

It asks one of the most important questions, if you're going to date a non-virgin why go for someone who is going to be tempted by other mens cocks??

Seriously. A fucking wrecked whore is a safer option than a average roastie with several partners.

>>37834521
>the rest was me
I think I found what kills your threads...
And at any rate I really don't care because it doesn't affect me, so I'm pretty sure that that's what everybody else was thinking

>>37834553
I have to literally stoke threads because idiots are too stupid ot reply.
Nobody here is actually a robot anymore. The robots are all gone.

If I posted this on wizchan, I'd probably get 500 replies.

>>37834580
Then post on wizchan, whatever that is.
Literally no one's keeping you?

>>37834580

My god take your insufferable attitude over there then

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>>37834455
>joked with guy I was flirting with that I was going to kill any other girl he was flirting with online
>stopped talking to me

>>37834600
>>37834612
Tell me now how many sexual partners you've had. Tell me why you aren't on /soc/ right now, why are you here?

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>>37834635
2 or 3, years ago.
Because I'm not doing this to feed my ego and meetup with pricks
To have fun on r9k.
If you don't like it here then how come YOU'RE here.

>>37834685
I'm here because I'm lonely and depressed and have been here for years.
The boards been invaded by people like you who aren't even part of it's culture or attitude.
Basically you're a failed normie and you're still more interested in normalfag shit.

>>37834712
I'm sorry to hear that but you obviously aren't enjoying it here and just said you'd be happier posting in wizchan or whatever.
I dont see what I did wrong but okay.
And so sorry for having interests beyond complaining and talking about sex, wish me luck next time right.

>>37834455
>tfw have yandere gf
>pretend to not be clingy
>actually love every second of it

>>37834772
>sorry for having interests beyond complaining and talking about sex
That's literally what this board was comprised of in 2014.

>>37834812
Do you mean it having interests other than that or not having interests than that, because one of those is very very wrong.

>>37834859
It was centered around loneliness and complaining about roasties.
Why do you think women hate threads get so many replies?

>>37834894
No I get why.
I don't know where I was going with this.

>>37834627

Well, are you crazy?

I certify the above as original words

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Such a civilized fembot thread. What's going on, here? I don't like things that are different.

>>37827423
I always see this image and I think of the same girl everytime. She was in my highschool college marketing class. Nothing special or anything, skinny wore glasses blonde, really nothing special or over the top about her. I don't even think she's had a boyfriend, yet I think she was one of the most intresting and captivating people in the building. I have talked to her a few times and she's smart, not really into politics but she understands them. If I knew how to approach a girl I'd like to go on dates, not even some Chad shit or M'Lady crap.

>>37831327
>I doubt dudes have to go to every post saying that they're male so I guess thats just a normal person thing?
yes

>>37827423

>tfw the boyf stops whipping me just as I'm getting into the zone

>>37834431
>>37834521
>>37834580
you say you won't be tempted by chad's cock
but you're so attention hungry, all you care about is replies and attention
it's not about sexual desire, it's about your desire for attention, which a single guy will never be able to fill
that's why your pussy got wrecked in the first place
GET OUT
REEEEEEEEE

>>37833715
>tfw a (((fembot))) posts a thing she wants
>tfw a robot replies telling her he wants the same thing
>tfw she will never reply to him asking for contact info to start up an online friendship at the very least. Because fembots aren't actually real.

>>37827423
>tfw haven't left the house in a month
I'm going to run out of tampons and food soon. How do I do it?

>>37838263
They've invented this new fun thing called a joke, anon.

Looking for a girl who wants love and not just attention/money/sex
I know it's a shot in the dark but I'd really enjoy an honest, nice online relationship with a cute (or ugly) girl so long as she loves me as much as I love her

>>37830343
Be my soap and hiking friend if you live in Sweden.

I mean there's plenty of people who love the outdoors here but I'd like to hang out with you.

>tfw meet a cool guy who likes the same things i do
>turns out to be really traditional about gender stuff and kind of /pol/tier in general
Fuck, and here I was thinking I'd finally found someone.

>tfw men from here suck
Seriously, I don't know why y'all are blaming women, you'd be terrible partners.

>>37838541
That's not fair.
Everyone from here sucks

>>37829565
Sorry, I went to sleep.
>What turns you on?
I'm honestly randomly turned on a lot. Without even doing anything or thinking about sex, it happens. But if I want to get turned on, I mostly just fantasize, or read smut fanfiction/erotica. Not a huge fan of porn.
>Do you have other activities to do?
Yeah sure, I don't just masturbate all day every day. Well, not most days anyway.

>>37838565
>Everyone from here sucks
Exactly?

>>37827423
>https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6HWv8KDh7krsos7-N_GlAh8WFW_avnUl

>nightcore
bruh, try listenining to this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la5UHh6Zopc

>>37827423

STOP THIS SHIT, YOU BITCHES.

THERES NO WOMANS HERE

>>37838541
Not everyone, just most. In particular the Chads and normies here can be decent guys.

>>37838590
Oh, I thought you were saying that the men were worse not that just
Whatever. I'm stupid, ignore me.

this is what im listening to right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1z7W3CKFWI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92IAh4zTwaE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9wualcJuE4

i really like these

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Asian fembots. Show yourselves. I know your lurking right this fucking second. Please chat with me

>will never sniff girls butthole
>will never use her butt as a pillow

why

>>37839531

A woman shit encrusted zesty asshole is orgasmic