stuck on an ancient chromebook with a potato tier camera, but

desu my cousin is a big guy who delivers beer therefor drinks quite a bit, and does not look half as shit as you.

>>37826902
Kill yourself fat ass. Original comment faggots.

Bay Bridge cabernet sauvignon. Last bottle left and I have to cross state lines to get more. Probably switching to bourbon once I finish it off. My state should really consider allowing mail order wine.

>>37826902
Why are you drinking a fag drink, loser?

You look sickly and very ill. You look corpse like. Are you going to die soon?

>>37826902
nothing...I'm so broke I can't even buy cheap wine....this is the first day of sobriety after over 3 months of everyday drinking.....I'm thinking of nothing else but suicide but thankfully I get my neetbux tomorrow

>>37826923
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>>37827041
Newfags leave Samson alone

>>37827045
This is why you should stockpile. I only buy fancy stuff if the bar is well stocked.

>>37827057
I am not new. He just keeps looking increasingly sick.

>>37827041
>>37826996
>>37826938
>>37826923
salty virgin sobercucks shitposting while dying of boredom in their rooms that smell of cum and dissappointment

>>37826902
are you drinking jizz now?

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>wanna get drunk
>force myself to go out and buy something
>arrive at store
>don't know what to buy
>insane anxiety and fear of judgement kicks in
>look at the drinks but can't focus on what it is because im on high alert
>constantly aware of my surroundings
>grab something just to be done with it
>get home
>it's some cheap crap and tastes like shit

what do i buy?

>>37826960
does your state not have good wine stores? here in CA, even gas stations and corner stores have wine, and often quite a large selection too
>>37826996
>refreshing, delicious sweet beverage on a hot day
why would I not drink that? real men drink what we enjoy, and don't care whether or not some fucktarded virgin thinks it's "faggy"
>>37827041
that is just the lighting and aforementioned shit camera
>>37827045
you really need to try getting a job, especially one with tips. the wage pays your rent and other big expenses, the tips cover food and booze

>>37827296
No wine merchants near me and up until a few years ago grocery stores couldn't even sell beer except for low abv macroshit. We still have dry counties.

Bay Bridge is basement shelf tier but at $3/bottle it works. Especially since I am collecting bottles, they're nearly $2/ea after you factor in shipping for empties. It beats Franzia and Carlo Rossi at least.

>>37827296
I know I know. I'm just giving you a hard time. I'm probably gonna drink a sea breeze when I get home. Or maybe a pimms cup. Tough choice

Samson buddy, you look like shit.

>>37826902
Can someone explains to me why Samson is always being insulted everytimes he post a thread? I don't know much about him but he doesn't seems like a bad guy or anything.

>>37827585
some delusional cucks get buttmad any time a trip posts
>>37827552
pimms cup sounds good, need to try that myself
>>37827454
damn, that blows. I recommend saving up and going to the nearest big city, there should be somewhere there which sells some decent wine, you can stock up

>>37827650
Pimms is very refreshing in the hot summer weather. It goes great with a ginger beer or ale as well

>>37827557
today i took a shit and it looked just like him

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>>37827296
>using virgin as an insult

Leave my safe space normo

>>37827585
I wasn't trying to insult him, but in hindsight I did. I was just saying he looks like shit. Didn't mean he's ugly, just saying he looks like shit.

Maybe it has a different meaning where i'm from. It's not a general thing. Sorry if you took it personal thou.

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>>37827585
Because he posts his face for attention like a roastie.

Drinking Finlandia and Sprite. Spoiling myself because I normally drink Popov/Taka with Sprite.

Either way, the days worries are done.

>>37827585
same shit the last 5 years now? going on 6? maybe 7 actually. how long since jlh?

also used to cry a lot more than he does now chnaged for the bes that way but simply a tainted name

>>37827248
google some good shit and make a decision before you go to the store. whats ur poison?

>yesterday
Two buckwheat honey beers
>today
cheap wheat lager

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>>37827826
>hating Samson
shit taste

>>37826902
I am going to drink some oj because I have never had alcohol in my entire life accept for like a swig of whisky in a Dr. Pepper can that my dad was drinking.

>>37827961
buckwheat honey beer sounds hella good, what's the brand?
>>37827864
vodka is just too bland for me. IMO, it's only really good for making punches/sangria/etc more alcoholic
>>37827675
I love ginger beer, so I may well have it like that

>>37827920
also face actually i remember him posting some weird as fuck photos of himself if i knew he'd stick around this fuckin long i wouldve saved em

>>37828033
Jablonowo brewery, I don't think you can get it outside of Poland.

>>37826902
Gonna make a bunch of onion soup and see if putting leftover malt liquor in the stock is a good idea.

>>37828234
its not a good idea dont make me type anymore to avoid the mute

>>37827248
>Gin
Burnetts actually beats seagrams so good value here. More astringent and juniper, but less of the herbs. $8

>Whiskey
Benchmark 8 or fighting cock more good values at $10 and $16. Cock has more of a rye bite to it. Mellow corn is incredible and stinks up the whole room. All corn sweetness with a hint of vanilla from the oak, I always overdo it and fuck up my throat because you don't feel anything but drunk until the next day and you realize it hurts to swallow. $8

>Tequilla
I'm inexperienced here.My first timeI thought of the dumptser girl who put rotten meat in her vag and masturbated then went septic. Feels strangely comfy. Camarena is all I liked, any kind of white is shit, and the meme brands like 1800, jose cuervo, and patron are shitty.

That's about it for spirits. I guess there's vodka too but it's all the same. Aristocrat if you want to get drunk off $6, Smirnoff if you want a pretty bottle. All prices are 750ml bottles for local area, varies widely.

same as every other day of this life... Jim fuckin Beam... someone please fucking kill me already

>>37828187
damn, that blows. cold honey beer would be so nice right now
>>37828234
I would not recommend adding beer to soups, I have tried this with less than good results
>>37828315
fighting cock is a bit rough, for a strong, cheap whiskey I'd rather go with Wild Turkey

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>>37827057
LeAvE SaMsOn AlOnE

1234

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>>37826902
currently drinking my own saliva

>>37828498
hey, at least I'm not in Norway, so I have butter
>>37828540
disgusting, gas yourself plz

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holy fuck im pretty sure ive seen you on omegle

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Another one of those threads

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Have a kinda smug Samson to bumb his thread

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>>37829419
Have a fat Samson to bumb his thread

>people actually stick up for this autismo drunken idiot
lmao at your lifes

>>37828234
>did it anyway
>soup's pretty fucking good
heh

>>37827248
Makers Mark or Gentlemen Jack. Drink it straight or over the rocks... its to sip on, not to chug or mix with coke.