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ARE YOU FUCKS READY FOR THE FINAL HAPPENING?!

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ARE YOU FUCKS READY FOR THE FINAL HAPPENING?!
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Finally, the white man will be destroyed once and for all
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>tfw just started learning the cello
>tfw never learned German
>tfw never got a gf

Fuck me what a wasted life
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>>37826917
This will set off a world wide, long lasting, winter.

I wouldn't be surprised if at least 60% of the worlds population died.
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>>37826917
>america
>white
>california especially
>white
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I live well outside the danger zones. Oh well. At least a lot of people will die.
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>>37826972
>yellowstone
>california
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>>37826985
You'll most likely deal with tsunamis, nuclear winter/ash fall, and famine. Very few will be safe.
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>>37826972
Literally only the middle "fly-over" white states will be very badly affected by this.
Everyone else just has to worry if the ash clouds will mess with crops and have to change air filters more
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I unironically want this to happen.
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>>37827020
And tsunamis, and the winter.
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>>37826956
>>37826985
Never mind. I always knew living in Ohio wasnt a complete mistake
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>>37826985

No such thing as being outside the danger zone if Yellowstone erupts. Even if you only get a few millimeters of ash that's enough to collapse roofs and shred your lungs if you inhale it. Yurofags and strayans aren't safe either. The survivors have to deal with a global winter that could last several years due to all the shit kicked up into the atmosphere, meaning food will be very difficult to grow and there will be mass starvation.
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>>37827061
Living in Ohio is always a mistake
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>>37827094
>no more fucking unbearable heat
As a Yuropoor I unironically wish for this to happen
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>>37826892
If that thing explodes it'll take the whole West coast with it, and the ashes could possibly make the country impossible to live in for generations.
The west coast need to be evacuated asap if it's happening.
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>>37826969
>winter
Praise the lord. It's too hot here lads.
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>>37826969
>I wouldn't be surprised if at least 60% of the worlds population died.
that would be too good to be true I say 20% at best
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>>37827094
This. If you live far from the dangerzone it would be best to just kill yourself because you'll pretty much be dealing with a slow death. Those living in the States will be living in The Road and those in Kangarooland will be living in Mad Max or something.
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>>37827123
>>37827135
Maybe all the summer living normies will leave for the equator when this happens
>mfw I never have to worry about sunburns ever again as a ginger
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>>37827123

Stock up on canned food, firewood and fuel because starvation and the extra cold winters will be a bitch
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Thank fucking god it can't come soon enough. It's too bad I don't live in Yellowstone so I could be one of the first to go.
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>>37827159
Much of the worlds food comes from the U.S. Hence, why we spend so much money into the agriculture industry.
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>>37827188
We have Practically uncountable numbers of trees here in Michigan, I should be fine on fuel
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>>37827204
Why don't you do like that guy in the movie 2012, create some /r9k/ radio then be there for the big boom.
>virgin radio already exists
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>>37827204
>you will never rest your head on the peak of yellowstone right before it bursts so you can be the first to die
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Denver here. How fucked am I?
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>>37827272
We're totally fucked desu. Not as bad as places like Cheyenne, but we're definitely in the "hunker down and pray" zone.
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Will this affect only the US or will us eurofags be kill aswell?
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>>37826985

>1,000 mm

I cant wait for mad max to be real
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>>37826892
Watch out if you live in these areas, theres more volcanoes
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>>37826917
>implying
this is what will start the final race war, and the only thing the negroe hordes have going for them is numbers
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>>37827272

Everything from pink inward on the map above is "100% dead within hours" tier.
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>>37827293
Hunker down or drive south? What about going deep into the Rockies?
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Repent ! Repent ! Repent ! The world is finally starting to end
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>retards in this thread worried about Yellowstone

the supervolcano in the center of NZ, lake taupo caldera, is literally over due for an eruption. Last time it erupted it turned the skies of Rome and Beijing red, and that was a very small eruption compared to previous eruptions. NZ is literally a ticking time bomb. What's funny is that the Alpine fault running down the south island is also over due and will literally destroy all of the South Islands infrastructure as well as their capital city lmao.
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The global winter isn't a real issue for most western nations, China and Japan, but developing nations are totally fucked. Africa would be wiped, Latin America same, with exception of extreme south. In Asia only Russia China and Japan are okay.
This also applies to crops since western nations have the technology to continue growing them. In the middle East only Israel and uae can survive. Overall this means a whiter world.
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Literally said in the article that it's nothing
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stop LARPING nobody outside of 4chan and reddit kids (same thing) is talking about this
LE HABBENING XDDD
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am i fucked if i live in houston tx.
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>>37827341
I doubt you'd be able to head south: traffic would be stalled forever and ash would start to fuck with cars at a certain point. Going into the Rockies probably wouldn't be too great either because higher elevations means more ash cover and there are (relatively) less resources up there to work with.

Assuming it just happens spontaneously and there's no real warning, we're probably fucked. Gonna get real comfy and wait for my roof to collapse on top of me as I sleep.
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>>37827094
This, not only is amaerica fucked but everyone else will have to deal with the natural disasters it will cause.

They would also have to deal the economical failings. America getting pretty much obliterate will cause a lot of money problems.
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>>37826892
I'm getting pretty bored of this now.
On /pol/ there's a thread about this every 30 seconds like "IT'S REALLY DEFINITELY ACTUALLY HAPPENING THIS TIME GUYS!".

It's not happening.
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>>37827061
fuck off faggot.

go move to california or some other faggot fairy state. Ohio is good enough and living here is cheap
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>>37827386
>Implying they want panic.
A bunch of mini earthquakes occurring near Yellowstone is actually a very serious issue..
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>>37827114
Where do you live in Michigan? I'm in Farmington Hills.
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>Be a bong
>Dont die in a volcano eruption
>drink tea whilst settling into a comfy thread
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>>37826985
>live in key west
the locals will probably team up to destroy the bridges to keep the snowbirds out.
fuck tourists
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>>37827488
>Overdue supervolcano dealing with more earthquakes.
>Haha it is nothing guys!
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>>37827521
>be a bong
>entire North American food exports collapse from Yellowstone ash
>europe collapses
>no more tea imports from Asia
>civil chaos
Fixed
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>>37827537
most people would choose a fiery death from a volcano over living in the shithole known as florida
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>>37827520
Not him but I'm in Washington township
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>>37827565
i fucking live in florida and i fukcinmg hate this shithole im hopefully fucking moving soon i fucking hate it even my internet is shit 400 kb/s
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>>37827521
>living on an island when the world is having explosive diarrhea

Enjoy your little island getting covered in freezing 100feet, that's 30 meters because the conversion is hard for you, tsunamis.
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>>37826892
>tfw just moved to Montana
My timing is impeccable. I'll be vaporized before I even know what happened.
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>>37827520
Way over in New Holland. It will be interesting seeing the clouds come across the lake
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>>37827565
true that. this place fucking blows
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>>37827521
>drink tea
>choke on ashes
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>Volcanic ash is hard, does not dissolve in water, is extremely abrasive and mildly corrosive, and conducts electricity when wet.

>A dry layer of ash 4 inches thick weighs 120 to 200 pounds per square yard, and wet ash can weigh twice as much

>Eruption clouds and ash fall commonly interrupt or prevent telephone and radio communications in several ways, including physical damage to equipment, frequent lightning (electrical discharges), and either scattering or absorption of radio signals by the heated and electrically charged ash particles.

>Engines of jet aircraft have suddenly failed after flying through clouds of even thinly dispersed ash. Roads, highways, and airport runways can be made treacherous or impassable because ash is slippery and may reduce visibility to near zero. Cars driving faster than 5 miles per hour on ash-covered roads stir up thick clouds of ash, reducing visibility and causing accidents.

FUCK
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>>37827562
>Be a bong
>North America gets fucked by a volcano
>Settle down next to a comfy fire with your 50 year pilestock of tea
>relax from farming all day
feelsgreat.jpg
>oh wait whats this? a telegram comes in
>its an international message containing 8 hours of Krauts lmao-ing
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Take me away from this world, Yellowstone-chan
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>>37827562
No tea? I think that'd mean high time to bring back the empire.
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>tfw internet goes out nationally and i cant look at dog porn anymore
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>>37826892
I hope it explodes. I live in Massachusetts so it won't effect me much. It would be some nice entertainment to see all the panic. The footage of the eruption and the ash rain would be so beautiful.
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>>37827315
We are talking about Yellowstone, wich is a supervolcano. Shut the fuck up you neet loser
-.-
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>>37827658
>>37827562
>>37827521
for real though, will us bongs be safe
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>>37827715
The fuck you talking about, I'm pointing out the other supervolcanoes driectly next to it, faggot
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>>37827315
>just outside of kill zone
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>>37827727
Well you may escape the ash, but the collapsing world economy and failure of international food infrastructure isn't gonna be great.
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>>37827670
Take me away from this world in a original way, Yellowstone-chan
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Who here honestly cares? If it happens it happens.
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>>37827704
>I live in Massachusetts so it won't effect me much.

Kek nigga you dead
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>tfw live in ny
>no earth quakes
>no tsunamis
>weak hurricanes when they happen(which is rarely)
>no meme volcanoes
>no tornadoes
>no floods
>can just blow up the bridges and use artificial farm land we made when shit hits the fan


Feels good living in the greatest city in the world mayne.
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it's probably just fixing itself and letting off some pressure so it doesn't go off in a bigger way
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>>37827727
Imagine 28 Days Later, but instead of zombies it's muslims rampaging. For as long as food supply lasts, the UK will go down as The Caliphate of Britain
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I think this is is the only happening I don't want
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>>37827727
No

If yellowstone erupts the whole world is going to have problems. It erupting will cause other natural distastes which will ravage other nations and it will destroy the dynamics of the world's economical situation.
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>>37827324
>and the only thing the negroe hordes have going for them is numbers
AND your women

we alpha as fuck
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>>37827670
gl yellowstone-chan
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>>37827801
>Yellowstone blows
>Food supply chain gets severely interrupted
>Millions of nogs riot in the streets because the government can't provide their gibs anymore

Truly the best place to be when this thing blows.
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http://blog.ucsusa.org/rachel-cleetus/4-ways-president-trumps-budget-takes-aim-at-fema-and-disaster-preparedness

hope it was worth the keks
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>>37827801
fuck i'm jealous

orginsal
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>>37827802
They did that once. THey created a lava geyser and had to plug the hole back up.
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>>37827848
Good thing I am a nig then.

I can easily lead my people and oppress the white nu male hipsters. Bringing communism to new york my man. No jews allowed.

also there are plenty of indoor farms and butcheries so food wont be a problem once at least 20% of the population dies/is killed off.
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>>37827861

There is no preparing for a Yellowstone eruption. A few billion more in funding for FEMA won't do shit to prevent it or mitigate the fallout.
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>>37827727
We will have problems yeah but we will be a lot better off than America etc.
Life would change drastically and we would go back a few decades like the agricultural industry would have to grow rapidly.
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>>37827924
>Bring communism
>No jews allowed

I wish you the best of luck, but that's never gonna fucking happen.
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>>37827046

Same, cannot wait for the world's most wretched hive of scum and villainy to finally pay the price for their corruption of Europe.
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oh god god I cant believe myself how much I want this.
Sitting at home wrapped in a blanket watching live stream of of americans drowning in magma and ash while sipping hot chocolate
No man has ever felt THAT comfy in the history of mankind
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>>37827562
Rest assured her majestys government mantains a strategic tea reserve buried deep beneath the Home Counties.
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AHAHAHA/

BY FIRE BE PURGED.
"YELLOWSTONE" THE WRATHFUL MAW OF THE EARTH
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Only few will live, the volcano represents the pit of fire talked about in the bible
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>>37827940
Stalin purged jews my dear /pol/ack
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>>37828018
Why would this represent it when theres a bigger volcano which has a bigger threat?
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>>37828039
And yet here they are today, spreading Marxism once again. The Jew is cunning, and is not easily purged.
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>>37827762
>World economy crashes
>Globalisation ends
>Mass economic migration grinds to a halt
>/pol/ wins
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>>37828068
Well there will be no jews if there are no whites amirite?
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>>37828039
stalin purged everyone
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>>37826969
thamnk fuck, im sick of drowning in sweat
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>>37828097
>Jews
>White
>This comment is original
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>>37828073
>tfw yellowstone is the long awaited signal to start the racewar. Once the migrant reinforcement flow stops, we can start the purge.
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>this supervolcanoe should erupt any time soon !
>been told that a lot of times since I was born
>still not happening
T-thanks mother earth but I w-want to die. A world wide natural catastrophe would be perfect.
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>>37826892
These threads keep getting saged on /pol/ so you come here to post about it?

Sad.
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I hope all you faggots realize that once this happens all burgers that survive will be sent to australia and some other country(forgot which one) as refugees. The preparations have already been made.
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>>37826972
>doesn't know where yellowstone is
Please remove yourself from life.
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>>37828142
>yfw yellowstone volcano browses /pol/
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Is it bad i actually want this to happen..?
The world is too populated any way so i hope it takes a huge chunk out of it and kills a bunch of normies
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>>37828118
The dangerous jews that gain power are the white ones. No one gives a shit about the shitskin jew because they have no power in this world.
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>>37828174
>The preparations have already been made.
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>>37827020
Guess where most of the country's crops are? In the vast swaths of land you call flyover.
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>>37828200
NEETs would not survive friendo. You will need to be social in order t gain resources and need a level of fitness. This has happened in the past
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>>37826956
Hey, is the cello a hard instrument to play? I've always loved it and have been considering taking it up, but I'm worried being left handed (and playing guitar left hand which means no skills will are transferable) will make it too difficult
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>>37828251
Who cares im ready to die right now
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>>37828224
Just look it up dude it is a rreaty or some shit that has been made years ago in the event that yellowstonenwent ape shit.
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>>37826892

http://www.newsweek.com/yellowstone-supervolcano-earthquake-swarm-eruption-risk-627189

>Experts at the U.S. Geological Survey (USGS) say the risk of an eruption at Yellowstone supervolcano is low

Fuck you OP, you got my hopes up.
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>>37828299
>(((jewsweek)))
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>>37827375
Yellowstone is 40,000 years overdue my dude
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>>37828322
>parentheses
>claiming fake news
>anti-semitism

get a load of this caricature
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>>37827670
Good luck Yellowstone-chan, I love you!
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>>37827565
place sucks booty hole
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Yellow Stone gets over 1500 to 2000 earthquakes a year. 235 in a week is fairly normal, stop falling for fake news you retards. The world is not ending
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>>37828251
stop underestimating cornered animals
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I already have an old bunker that my grandpa left for me plus an old pick up truck. A-anyone want to join in? We can go patrolling the waste land after the dust settles.
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>>37828299
>Implying they want panic.
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>>37827341
>>37827412
down in the springs here. at least now we wont have to deal with 90 degree days and 50 degree nights in springtime.
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>>37826985
It saddens me that New Berlin in WI will probably be fucked because that place looks comfy as fuck to live in.

Oh well, as a yuropoor I hope it fucks our shit up quickly.
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>>37828407
And no lunatic libs
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>Yes goyim! Fear the yellowstone meme! Stock up on (((canned foods))) and buy all my survival merch. Maybe buy a gas mask or two. Better to be a prepared goy than a dead goy yes?
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>>37827520
holy shit whaddup 248 represent. I am right by Orchard Lake and 10mile -- you?
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>>37827094
>Even if you only get a few millimeters of ash that's enough to collapse roofs
That's retarded. There are plenty of roofs that can hold a foot of snow and those are wooden pedestrian, domestic houses. Snow is way heavier than ash. Even in dry places like southern california it wouldn't be enough to collapse roofs unless your roof was ready to collapse anyway. Everything around here is earthquake resistant. You think a couple pounds per square foot will bring down roofs? Get out of here. Only big warehouses that have a lot of surface area, but big fucking deal. Those are made of light replaceable materials anyway. Would be fixed in no time if it weren't for everything else being fucked.

It would fuck up crops for sure, but that shit about collapsing roofs is bull that you pulled out of your ass. It would collapse your cuckshed and your neighbor would steal your cans of beans, but that's your problem, doofus.

>>37827170
>The Road
I've been waiting for this my whole life. Give me a slow, terrifying, painful death at the hands of roaming cannablistic gangs or give me tendies and social security checks to keep me sedated.

>>37827188
Clean water would be a bigger problem. You're gonna have to distill ALL non-bottled water from that point on. Distillation costs a lot of energy.
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>>37827302
At the very least food prices will massively increase and you'll be at the mercy of the Muslims and the Russians since we subsidize your lack of military.
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>>37828474
I'm not that Anon but
>Tfw live in Lansing.
Fucking kill me pls. Night life is dead. Even the job market.
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>people ITT who think they're safe

If Yellowstone goes, literally everyone on earth will be affected in some way or another, and I wouldn't be surprised if over half of the world's population died in less than 50 years.

A total collapse of the US economy alone would be massively detrimental to the rest of the world. And that's just the economy. Not to mention the environmental affects that would be felt worldwide. It would be a global disaster.
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>>37827670
Goodluck Yellowstone-chan
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>>37828559
>I wouldn't be surprised if over half of the world's population died in less than 50 years
Coming from you, that means a lot.
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>other countries thinking they'll be fine

Enjoy your perpetual winter, giant natural disasters, and destruction of the economy. At least most Americans will be dead and not starve and freeze to death during the war that follows after countries realize that there isn't enough food being produced in their country because it always winter.
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if this happens will we finally have a post apocalyptic society ??
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>>37828476

Volcanic ash isn't the same as regular ash from a bonfire or cigarette. It doesn't weigh a couple pounds per square foot. It's way heavier than snow and if it's wet it gets even heavier. See >>37827646 for why you're stupid and wrong. You're also ignoring other properties, like it's ability to conduct electricity and that volcanic ash is basically tiny little shards of toxic glass which will fuck your shit up if you inhale it.
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>>37828605
>Enjoy your perpetual winter

Best part.
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>>37828620
>conducts electricity when wet
Oh yeah like everything else. Fucking dumb. All these /r9k/ scientists are wastes of oxygen. Go inhale volcanic ash. Deeply.
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>>37828382
AYY YO NIGGA DAT A NICE BUNKA UOOS GOT DERR

LET US IN YA FUKIN WACIST
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>>37828671

Well you see anon some of the ash will be wet due to passing through rain/snow/high humidity and some of it will be dry due to landing in dry areas so different places will encounter different problems with the ash depending on their weather conditions because this isn't taking place in a test tube.
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>>37828620
4 inches thick, square yard, weighs ~160 pounds.

4x36x36= 5184 cubic inches

160/5184 = 0.03 lbs/cubic inch

A few (3) mm = 0.118 inches

So a few mm deep over a square foot is
0.118x12x12 = ~17 cubic inches

(17in^3) (0.03 lb/in^3) = 0.51 lbs

So a few mm of ash would constitute literally a half pound of force per square foot. On a flat roof. You fucking idiot.
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>>37828325
It's not the same. Yellow stone has huge variation in eruption times, Taupo is/was far more consistent until recently. The current gap is literally unheard of. Pic related.

The longer the interval from last eruption, the bigger it will be too, meaning a country destroying eruption is inevitable.
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>>37828629
Until it becomes December and you realize that the avg temp will be -70C and heating is going to cost a literal arm and leg. As in they will freeze off unless you pay the extravagant costs.
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>>37828769
I don't see yellowstone on that pic :(
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>>37828806
All you have to do is survive the first winter's winter and then next winter's winter you have an endless supply of arms and legs to burn to keep yourself warm.
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>>37828806

-70C in what? Fucking antarctica?

Global temps aren't going to decrease that much.
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>>37828806
Thats not how weather works you literal retard.
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>>37828859
When summer becomes winter, what does winter become?
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>>37828859
>Global temps aren't going to decrease that much.
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>>37826892
>retards don't bother reading the article
>this is all business as usual and the world isn't ending thankfully
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>>37828451
>Prepping is a Jewish plot

Couldn't be farther from the truth. If you are a smart prepper that buys what you actually use on a regular basis, then you can be well-prepared without spending a ton of money.
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>>37828605
The US really has a much smaller impact on the world that you think. We managed fine before it was founded and we'll manage fine once you're all dead.
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>>37828474
orchard lake and 13 mile
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I feel like I'm getting blue balled with this supervolcano talk. I want it to fucking happen already, but it sounds like bullshit.
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>>37828605
>Enjoy your perpetual winter
That sounds fantastic, actually.
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>>37827670
Good luck Yellowstone - Chan, hope you kill everyone soon
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>>37828959
You have no idea how the macroeconomics of the world works. The entire world economy is propped up on the USD and debt.
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Oh, and after the perpetual winter it will become so hot that everything will burn up because the ash in the ozone will destroy a large portion or all of it.

So if you do survive the -70c winters enjoy your 80c summers.
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this remembers me back in february when some russian guy said nasa calculations were incorrect and that a life threatening meteor was going to hit earth.You fags were all saying that shit was going to happen and that nasa was lying because it would *plunge the world into despair*you larping fags are the biggest cancer in this entire image board.
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>>37829035
Only because the kikes operate from there. The economy doesn't inherently depend on US soil being livable, they can just move their shit.
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>tfw I'm a roboticist working in the industry of indoor farming

Enjoy your canned food faggots
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>>37829127
Are you not old enough to remember what happened to the other major world economies during the US housing market collapse? Now imagine if the US basically ceased to exist overnight. Suddenly US treasury bonds are worthless. USD is worthless. It would literally plunge the world into chaos.
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>>37827337
>tfw your on the edge of pink

if i hopped in my jeep (offroad tires/lifted to skip the traffic) at the first signal and took the fuck off could i make it senpai?
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>>37829214
Not to mention US exports the most food in the world. Yeah china and india make a lot but they keep it for themselves.
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>>37826917
Everyone will suffer from it, whites being better adapted to winter climate will be more likely to survive. You even lose this one, my pigment enriched friend.
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What are the chances of it actually happening?

How would it affect Europe and the rest of the world?
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>>37829360

How'd it go for the rest of the world the last time the US economy collapsed?
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>>37829360
>What are the chances of it actually happening?
It's a certainty it will happen. Will it happen within our life times? Almost certainly beyond a reasonable doubt no.
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>>37826892
Shit, I always wanted to go to yellowstone. I hope it doesnt blow.
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>>37827324
how the fuck does an erupting volcano apocalypse start a race war you dumbass? Everyone will be too busy running for their lives and dying to care about any of that shit
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>>37826892
I was born ready by virtue of being a fucking white male desoo. No doubt I'm not alone in my confidence. C u on teh post apocalyptic heck hole my dudes.
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>>37829402
>Almost certainly beyond a reasonable doubt no.
What an abomination of a sentence
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>>37826892
Dubs will it ,this planet will go kaput soon.
Otherwise ,OP is a faggot
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>>37829045
>A lack of ozone leads to higher temperature
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>>37827094
YES, EAT THAT NIGGERS AND MUSLIMS
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>>37826985
I live in the yellow zone. How dangerous is the yellow zone?
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>>37829463
I actually fucked a trap once so yes I am a fag.
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I literally live an hour away from Yellowstone. TOP KEK
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Is it gonna erupt for sure?
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>there are more than 200 earthquakes a day all around the world
>230 1.3 magnitude quakes will do fuck all
Get out of here faggots you aren't dying yet
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>>37829564

There was a 3.5 magnitude earth quake IIRC
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>>37829035
>baby just watched his first peter schiff video

top kek
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>>37829577
Couldn't knock over a house made out of cupcake sprinkles and urine.
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>>37827520
Livonia here. So many Michiganfags here, that's surprising.
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>>37829408

Because when shit hits the fan with something like this, it brings the majority of civil services to a grinding halt. Roads will become clogged with traffic, and then unusable after they're covered in ash and can't be found.

Populations will become isolated, and with certainty there will be long-term power outages.
Water treatment plants will become over saturated with ash.
Law enforcement agencies will not be able to communicate without power, or mobilize without roads.

When these things happen, and people suddenly feel the looming specter of death over them as the panic sets in to keep a supply of fresh food and water, people will begin to prey on each other.

When this happens, people -naturally- (or maybe the better word would be, instinctually) revert to tribalism. This means forming groups based on really trivial and simple things. And even as this happens, there will be tribes within tribes, and hierarchies of tribes.

Meaning that you'll have for example, tribes based exclusively on religion. If you don't carry some variety of cross, you'll be turned away at the gates.
If you have a cross, you get entry to the community of survivors, but now you fall into hierarchy.

This is where tribalism based on race will occur.
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like pokemon2000 said
>the world will turn to ash
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>>37828382
only if you dress up like a cute girl for me, anon.
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>yellowstone gets 2000+ earthquakes a year mostly in swarms
Wow it's fucking nothing, fuck off back to /pol/ you stupid habbening tards.
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>>37829630
Except it would be idiotic and not even strategic to make tribes based strictly on race, especially considering most of the parts of the us with isolated populations(South, Mid-west) will be totally dead leaving just north-east people who already live in mixed communities to even create tribes. You might see some religious "tribes" but that's about it, sorry to bust your fantasy.
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>>37827670
Good luck, I love you Yellowstone-chan
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>>37826892
America first right?
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>>37827895
it's been too long, old friend
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>>37827608
A-adrian? Is that you?
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>>37827046
same

watching our society crumble would be exciting
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>>37828345
>Shabbos goy
Get a load of this caricature
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>>37827801
DID YOU FORGET THE MILLIONS OF HUNGRY NIGGERS
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>>37826892
>>37826969
What will happen to all of our entertainment? What would happen to all of this great music, movies, games, porn, even 4chan? Will it be lost forever?
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>>37829751
>white people are better at surviving winter
>white people are better at not spreading aids
>white people don't want to live with filthy black people
I'm black as night but I can still understand why people would want to divide themselves based on race. I'm hoping I can be a slave for the whites or a bull for some cuck tribe because even I understand niggers will be the first to die in a post-yellowstone world.
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>>37829980
Sadly Yes

orig
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>>37827801
>live at the very end of the South fork of long island
>hurricanes are a little worse, but we have the infrastructure to deal, and they usually have a much larger impact on the west end of the island.
>have bridges over canals for only realilistic way in here
>residents all either friendly gun toting red necks that ignored the bull shit SAFE act, or ultra beta lib cucks.
>already have vast amount of farm land, as well a 1 massive island that is unenhabited
>feels good to live in a place with the same perks, and and none of the huge down sides that you're not cinsidering (8 million people rioting over food/water, gangs, millions of nigs, militarized police force, etc)
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>>37826892
>tfw will get obliterated instantly and won't have to deal with the suffering after

FeelsGoodMan
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>>37829589
Never heard of that person
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>>37828382
C-can my dog come too? He's really big and protective, but really friendly if he knows you. And he's fast enough to catch us small food like squirrels and cats.
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>>37827670
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!
Originu damn you
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>>37829751
>Thinking they will somehow be accepted into tribes when they can't contribute, and will probably be a detriment.

In even mild disasters all inner-city blacks know how to do is loot and steal. Blacks will NOT be accepted by anybody serious about survival, and thus they will have to band together or resort to cannibalism.
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>>37827791
That sure sounds like some normalfag mentality
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>>37827315
I live in utah, which is pretty much right in the middle of all the volcano's
Well lads, it was nice living
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>>37830027
the guy you're replying to has literacy going for him
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Is that shit really that dangerous? It just looks like some colorful lake and that's it.

All this panic about some fuckhuge explosion and yet it doesn't even look like a volcano. Wouldn't it just drool lava at most, like every other vulcano that isn't Krakatoa?

I want to believe, but find myself doubting.
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>i'm excited for this
at least life won't be so boring
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>>37829482
It's /r9k/ science. You can't argue with it.
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>>37827375

>literally
>literally
>literally

kill yourself
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>>37827670
shouldn't Yellowstone-chan be a red Injun?
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>>37826969
>winter

bye bye black ppl
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>>37830334
It's well established that it would be a massive explosion. You underestimate the sheer size and power of the Earth's mantle. It's like floating a leaf on top of a pot of violently boiling water, and the people are just specks of dust. Any water that manages to reach the surface is gonna fuck shit up.
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>>37826892
>live in Iceland
>am in Spain right now
How fucked am I?
Is Iceland fucked or is Spain fucked?
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>>37830098
>tfw right on the edge of death and will likely suffer before dying
Maybe fate will be merciful and let me be one of the first to die
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>>37826892
>thinking anything will happen
yeah, nah.
nothing will be the happening, at least not in this lifetime.
>all these people thinking this is the final push that will destroy everything
lol
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>>37830460
why the fuck does that image say big black cock in the top left corner?
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>>37830000
Anon please don't be so mean to yourself, it's making me sad. On the day of the rope we can hang obese black roasties and white numale libcucks together.
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>>37830455
Spain is always fucked
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>>37830683
God damnit I need serious answers
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>>37826892
I am seriously hoping for world's end right now
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>be aznfag
>wake up and go to discord to two anons living in the US
>theyre offline
>"whatever theyre fine"
>browse r9k while waiting
>see this thread
>see >>37826985
>mfw theyre both in danger zones

please be okay ;_;
please be okay ;_;
PLEASE BE OKAY
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>>37830800
Nothing happened, fag.
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Can't that just fill it with water to block it up?
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>>37830856
are you unironically serious
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>>37830878
What? If they add water it will solidify

Problem solved. God why did this thing have to be in america. We are all going to die with you people in charge of this
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You have to sacrifice all the jews, americans.

The Volcano God demands it.
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>>37830334
The volcano is under the lake fampai. And you're thinking of a cinder cone volcano. Yellow stone is a volcanic cauldera, and supervolcano. Think of like the cinder cone being a little black head, while yellow stone is a huge pimple that's been building up for a week. When it finally pops there's thousands of times more, pressure, and discharge. Now consider that as other anons have said, it has all it's normal pressure that builds up over time, add to that the fact that it's roughly 40,000 years over due to pop. Think about how much more pressure and discharge have built up.
As much as I wish it would erupt, I truly don't think it will within our life time, unless it was hit with a nuke, as foreign countries have considered as part of a plan if they were to attack us. That being said, yes, if it was to erupt it would be as big of a deal as people are making it out to be.
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>>37830460
Be sure to start a thread of it first so I can ctl+p and you the historic (you) you will deserve.
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>>37827546
I'll eat every item in my house (including the house itself) if this happens. It's not fucking happening in our lifetime. Sorry
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>>37830000
>/r9k/ h8s the niggies so much your quads went unchecked, despite making a good post
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>>37830441
>>37831144
Wouldn't the fumes also choke up the atmosphere of the whole earth? So I heard at least.
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>>37830800
are you literally retarded

im not asking this as a joke
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>>37826892
so what happens if the US crumbles and our military cant help the jews in the middle east anymore?
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>tfw canuckccuck
I live near Lake Ontario (the easternmost Great Lake)
How fucked am I?
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>>37826985
What do you think is produced in the affected area you fucking mong - its agriculture and meat for your dumbass fucking idiot
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>>37831429
Si. That's where the global winter comes into play. Some of the dust will stay in the atmosphere for, I think, years. Iirc that stops warmth from the sun from making it to us, or reflects it back out into space, I can't remember exactly. Along with all that lack of warmth, it will change the global climate/environment. Lots of hurricanes/typhoons, blizzards, shit like that.
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>>37827170
Nah, Yellowstone won't knock out government outside of the pink area
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>>37831430
>paranoia + anxiety + dependency for people online = panic that can be mistaken for extreme retardation
my brain is a scumbag
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>>37826956
don't worry anon you still got 3 more lifes :3
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>>37827341
Hunker down, but take a stroll over to the closest grocery store first. And take your gun too. You'll probably need it
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>>37831599
I'm a college student with no guns. I really need to buy a rifle out here
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>>37827521
Sure thing Nigel. Have fun in your new multicultural paradise
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wZ9J-dxEgY4
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>>37827610
What up 616?
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>>37827670

good luck yellow stone chan

>WEW
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>>37831638
Do you live in a dorm? All of the security will be returning home to their families, you know. I could easily see groups of Chads ransaking the school and students for food and supplies. It'll be about a month or two before food will start being supplied by the government. And even then the most agriculturally productive areas in the country have been covered by volcanic ash and you are in nuclear winter.
>tldr; buy a gun or food supply. You either have one or the other
>pic related
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>>37827670
Good luck, Yellowstone-Chan!
I don't want to die
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>>37831742
I live at a frat house now, going to be getting my own apartment soon. The only thing holding me back is money
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>>37826892
White people need this. When whites are reduced to 1% of the population they will be forced to band together in some far north wasteland, like mid/northern Canada. Without whites the world will turn into what Africa was 100 years ago. Whites will slowly build their technology away from it all while the rest of the world only devolves further. Then we will strike. We will make colonies and expand our territory, and genocide them along the way. They will only have wooden spears and mud huts by then. The only threat is Asians but due to their nature of only being able to copy the white man and subjugate their own kind into utter submission, their quality of life for the average citizen will go down immensely until they are nothing but slaves, while their actual technology is at a standstill and is only for the elite.
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>>37827094
Wrong.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_eruption_of_Mount_St._Helens
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>>37826985
That blast zone is practically the direct center of white population distribution in the USA.
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>>37830163
No fuck your dog he can sleep in the shed at the very most. If push comes to shove, he will be our last meal.
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>>37827114
Michigan has Detroit. Enough said right?
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>>37827670
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN! ripperoni burgeronis
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>>37826892

We just need to throw the ring into Mordor.
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>>37827094
People don't realize that volcanic ash is highly acidic. It is acid and you breath it in you're dead. If you get it on your skin you will suffer. It will kill ALL PLANT LIFE that gets even a light dusting of it.
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>>37827114
Eh fuck you both. Wisconsin uber alles.
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>>37831863

I thought volcanic ash was good for some plant life?
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Nothing will happen.

Nothing ever happens.
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>>37831945
It is, but only if its layered through the soil. If it blocks sunlight then it will b a problem. But that guy most likely has no idea what he's talking about any way and is just an r9k armchair scientist
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>>37828998
A perpetual winter is less bad for white people than any other race. Mostly the dark races will freeze to death first.
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>>37831863
Volcano ash is acidic, but I'm not sure it's as acidic as you are making it sound. I'm calling bullshit on "breathing in acid and instantly dying" unless decide to go outside in the immediate aftermath where several feet of ash is coming down.
>>
Blacks mostly live in cities. If Yellowstone erupts it destroys the food center of the USA. Minorities will all die first in their cities. White farmers will survive because they know how to actually grow food and have also been stocking up thru canning etc
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>>37826985
>tfw you're in Billings visiting family
At least my death will be a quick one.
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>>37827831
We can just fuck your women to survive, cracka. Have fun being wiped out!
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>>37830415
>getting triggered by the correct usage of a word
>>>/reddit/
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>>37829657
Kek

Originally posted by Jews
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>>37828382

Why the fuck would you trust anyone from here.

Unless, you ARE the one not to be trusted
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>>37828278
You got the source of the video, anon ? My hamster got interested on it
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>The probability of a large eruption at Yellowstone in the next year is currently calculated at one in 730,000.

ok
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>>37827324
They're only 14% here at a generous estimate, they can't win. No need to worry about the rest in the world, they can't even get a well functioning society going, much less invade.
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>>37832443
How about the next 10 or 20 years?
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>>37826892

>super volcano + super earthquake

what's yfw the entire west coast may be destroyed in your lifetime?

http://archive.is/XMqca
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>>37832577
I did fhe math
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>>37828109
Arizona would be absolutely covered in soot.
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>>37826892
Sweet mother earth, reclaim what was yours.
End this reign of man and grant me the sweet release of death.
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>>37832648
Fuck California they deserve it. Florida is better and always has been. USA will depopulate to the orinal colonies and all will be well. Only red states left, close borders. Eternal USA powerhouse. Go full nazi and holocaust all blacks and browns. Waifus for everybody.
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>>37826892
Am i good guys? I live in Montreal Canada. Should I be scared of something? I already bought some seeds in case.

I don't want to die
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>>37826892
>yellowstone the most active site for geysers, springs and all kinds of volcanic shit.
>plate tectonic always moving and carving new larger caldera
>not having multiple earthquakes

Fuck you all are stupid as shit, there are thousands of earthquakes every year firing off at yellowstone since we could measure it. Thing is most of them are tiny and can be attributed to the multiple of geothermic events there.

If a big volcano is going to blow it's going to be bigger than just one 2.5-3.0 it's going to be 4.5-5.0 and lots of them.

I remember this shit popping off a few years ago and guess what, nothing fucking happened.
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>>37826892
Florida here.

Should be OK, initially. If things go downhill just going to take boat ride south along the coast. Maybe head to The Bahamas/Cuba.
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>>37831822
Well fuck you then, you just lost access to guns, ammo, and a fuck ton of canned/dehydrated/freeze dried food.
I started going full retard with the prepping when Ebola was a thing. Now I have an entire room full of preparations.
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>>37826969
Nah. Only people in the immediate vicinity would really be killed. Thered be a few mm of dust outside that; probably only covering most of the continental US. Rivers/open water sources would become contaminated. The climate will likely cool/be affected for 10 years or so then return to normal.

People in the northwest are pretty fucked, though.
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>>37827670
Good luck yellow stone chan
>>
Can a diamond be found in volcanic ash?
>>
Tfw you secretly hope for eternal winter to put Australia in the forefront of global food production.
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>>37827114
>his state literally cant provide clean drinking water for its people

How does it feel being a 3rd world state?
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>>37828451
i'm not worried, nosy one. my country of texas has many militias who prepare for disasters and will bring order and prosparity back to the people.
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>>37826969
>whites
>dieing from cold
>possible

kek, that 20% frost risistance will give us enough advantage to finally get rid of you shitskins
>>
>>37833642
Who's the jew?
>>
>>37830000
t. insecure white faggot roleplaying as a black man on an anime website
>>
Even if you lived outside the disaster zone the US would get fucked so hard economically that there'd be no more comfy neet life
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>>37833882
it's all Rick "dindu dehydrer" Snyder's plan to contain the nigger problem to just Detroit
Can't have them figuring out that west Michigan is a white paradise
>>37831899
Reminder that Wisconsin will never be seen as a "mitten state"
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>live in the /r9k/ mansion
>the /k/ommandos (we have mutual finance support and protection from them) have been digging a lot recently
>one day they emerge from their bunkers in full gear and evacuate us for some mysterious reason
>as they are herding the whimpering, screaming autists into the civilian bunkers they explain the whole situation via microphones
>we stay in a rather /comfy/ dark bunker for a few months, rations being served by /k/ommando's with stun rods to keep us back
>when the ash has settled, we emerge from the musty bunker and the /k/ommandos seize the deserted arias
>now we have a city populated by robots
>tfw the /r9k/ city will be up in a few years if this heppens with /k/ as the police force

this is good, lads
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>>37827128
How about the west coast just stays put. Don't leave the state. It's not real. Just ignore this all together.
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>>37827670
good luck yellow stone chan

best wishes
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>>37827670
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

Origami pastrami
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>>37834236
>it's all Rick "dindu dehydrer" Snyder's plan to contain the nigger problem to just Detroit
>Can't have them figuring out that west Michigan is a white paradise
Dearborn
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>>37827670
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!
>>
What if somebody in the us built a dirty bomb and flew it right into the volcano and set it off?
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>>37835216
Dirty bombs are a meme and aren't actually very effective.
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If Yellowstone erupts would the mid-west be a real life STALKER?
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>>37835446

No because it isn't radioactive. It would be like The Road.
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>>37835216
>>37835343
You're gonna need something with a little more firepower. Watch this video and imagine what it would do to yellowstone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy0cjVobjOs

I was unironically looking up resources for build an n*ke and parking it as close to the epicenter as possible. This needs to happen and soon.
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>>37835446
inb4 cheeki breeki
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The long winter can't come soon enough
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>>37826892

The true happening has yet to even be hinted at and remains hidden
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>tfw get to play New Vegas irl
FUCK YES
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>>37827670
Good luck Yellowstone -Chan poohguhggg
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>>37827670
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE CHAN

Original oregano
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>>37834991
Dearborn is right next to Detroit. It's part of the containment zone too
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>>37827670
Good luck Yellowstone-chan! I love you!
originaglio
>>
How fucked is Canada when this happens?
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>>37826956
>muh gf xD

I hope you're fucking underage, anyone above 15 knows it's just nature convincing you to reproduce the endless cycle
>>
>see this thread
>start shitting bricks
>find the article
>the top scientists say that this means nothing and that the likelihood of anything happening is 1 in 700,00
>even if something does happen, it will probably just be a normal volcano that has minimal effect outside Yellowstone

doom and gloom fags get out. Don't scare me like that again.
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>>37826892
i'd like to meet and be with my e-gf first but I'm out of the radius anyways, and shes on the other side of the world. Maybe I should go to her after all, rather than bring her here
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>>37827670
good luck yellowstone-chan
bbbbuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
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>>37827670
Good luck Yellowstone-chan! Take out all the mean normies please!
>>
Everyone watch The Road again to prepare for cannibal normies
>>
When living in Florida is actually a good thing for once...
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>>37827670
Good luck Yellowstone-Chan!! I really hope you are able to not cause world destruction as we know it!
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So I'm the only gun owner in a pretty liberal area and have connections in the veteran's community. I am also a bit of a prepper so I have extra resources and seeds. If this happens, I have something like a 60% chance of survival compared to the average 20% during the first two weeks. And once the dust starts to clear, I guarantee I will be a pretty popular guy. Good luck, Yellowstone-Chan! Get me laid!
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>>37827670
I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!
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>>37827315
>austin barely makes it
why couldnt it just go out a little further
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>>37826892
>excessive 4chan use has made me feel excited about yellowstone erupting
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>>37837205

Make your way to upper michigan, we can bug out together. no homo.
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>>37837376
Too tough to make it there from eastern ND if the shit hits the fan. I'm falling back to my nuke plans here. A train tunnel in Valley City where the atmospheric wind will keep out the worst of the fallout if I have an hour to move. The basement of the VA hospital if not.
>>
>>37827094
>volcano explodes America
>Canadians, Californians, Seattle, Portland BTFO
>atmospheric particulates inhibit global warming, while the destruction of rural America dramatically lowers oil consumption/CO2 production
Sounds like a pure win scenario tbhfam
>>
>>37837205
You do realize everyone in the death zone of Yellowstone will probably be evacuated to nearby states right? They'll know concretely weeks in advance before it happens.
>>
>>37837510
Pray for the best but prepare for the worst. If you are not planning for the worst case scenario then you are doing it wrong. You sound like the kind of person who goes hiking and doesn't bring a few extra pairs of socks.
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>yellowstone blows but instead of ash it sprays trillions of gallons of human cum into the atmosphere
>we all die drowning in fresh semen
>mfw
>>
Now would be the time to sell pieces of land for insane prices that will "escape the blast zone", just like people did with the 2012 craze
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>>37827315
>flyovers will die
This supervolcano is a good thing
>>
>>37837713
>to atone for the freakish increase in masturbation the past century. The lands will be covered in spilled semen
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>>37827670
good luck, Yellowstone Chan! Spare me your wrath.
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>>37827670
Good luck Yellowstone-chan!
I love you Yellowstone-chan!

:D
>>
> tfw live in Russis
> if Yellowstone erupts I'd be drowned in a sea of cum due to locals reaction to destruction of America
>>
Are UK fags safe?
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>>37837920
Uk is literally thousands of miles away, you won't even be effected, why is that a question?
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>>37826985
Blue zone resident here, I pray for its explosion every day.
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>>37837321
It's unreal how much i am feeling that feel rn
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>>37826892
Idaho is gonna fucking explode
the only exciting thing to ever happen in this state
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>>37837920
Initially, yes. But I don't see things ending well for you after a while. Best case scenario is that you will finally be beach body ready. Worst case is that you will either starve or be stabbed by some chavs looking for food and women.
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>>37827670
GOOD LUCK, YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!
originull
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>>37826985
I'm not murican but aren't most of the states closes to yellow stone majority white states and most nigger states in the clear?
Kek this would fast track whites being a minority if true.
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Oh shit it'll be like Red Mountain erupting, I wonder who will be the Argonians who invade us.
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>>37828900
equilibriiginal
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>>37826985
this basically means USA and Canada are dead as fuck
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>>37838062
Nah M8 it's only gonna get a lot of fucking ash on it.
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>>37827670
GOOD LUCK, YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

This is original, yellowstone-chan.
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>>37832261

>correct

Is New Zealand a huge bundle of dynamite with a blinking LED timer on it? Fucking off yourself m8
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>>37826985
Uhhhhh... thicker!
Oregano, believe me that.
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>>37838511
Most people would die as a result. Even if the majority of the survivors are niggers then they'll quickly starve too since they don't know how to farm, which even if they did wouldn't be possible under the changed environment.
>>
>best country in the world
>has super volcano that can erupt any moment
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>>37828142
>nukes the heart of white america

??
>>
>>37838872

Are those supposed to be mutually exclusive?
>>
>all the Mormons get killed within hours
Would anyone even care?
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>>37826892
from the same article
>"Finally, rising magma will cause explosions from the boiling-temperature geothermal reservoirs. Even with explosions, earthquakes and notable ground uplift, the most likely volcanic eruptions would be the type that would have minimal effect outside the park itself."
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>>37838872
In one region of the country and the death zone is small, reaching into some of Wyoming and a little bit of Idaho, the most that'll happen is ash for a couple of years and then it'll be all over.
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>>37838872
>Judging a nation by the conditions they live in, not what they do about it
k
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please let this fucking happen
PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
PLEASE

maybe i can finally have a gf in the new world
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>>37827670
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN
Origigigig
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>>37827670
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN
I LOVE YOU YELLLWSTONE - CHAN
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>>37826892
Too good to be true anon. This shit wil not end yet.
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>tfw that Systemspace thing is real
Well, guess I better sign up for the new matrix
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>>37827670
Good luck Yellowstone-Chan ! <3
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>>37827670
I love you yellowstone-chan! <3
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>>37827670
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!
DONT TAKE ME PLS
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>1/730000 chance of erupting this year
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>Live outside danger zone
Once again, living in Florida has fucked me over
Feels bad man
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>>37827670
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

I LOVE YOU YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

pls leave the good parts of Texas intact
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>>37826956
hey anon, I speak German.
If you want to learn some, send an email to [email protected]
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C-could this be the catalyst for that Oregon earthquake meme I've been hearing since I was 14??
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>>37827670
Good luck Yellowstone-chan! wew
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