>Your Dad just busted up your waifubot, while your mom tells

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>"Hey, Dad..."
>"What-OH FU-"
>BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>"What was that? Guys? What-OH MY GOD ANON WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR FATHER-"
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>BANG

>>37825613
you would stand down and let it happen, we both know that.

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I WANT MY WAIFU BOT NOW
fucking useless scientists always wasting everyone's time with the most inane shit

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>>37825854

>it's an "anon has never been in a fight and got bullied like a punk bitch in high school so he assumes everyone else on /r9k/ is the same" post

>>37825952
You can stop projecting anon.

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>>37825561
Why does this arouse me so much? Is there a thread on /d/ or somewhere for this?

>>37826609
You sick degenrate how could you get off to the though of a pure innocent waifu bot being ruined

>>37826779
I like the thought of her being ruined, and I come along and save her. What's wrong with wanting a dysfunctional waifubot that is totally dependant on me?

I would've ordered a waifubot who could defend herself and give her orders to not let anyone hurt her or myself.

Joke's on you dad, I'll dedicate my life to studying androids until one day I rise to the top of the company which designed Lucy so I can rebuild her from scratch.

And I'll never call you.

>>37826860
That's the same reason I'm into ryona
Good taste

>>37825561
>tfw you were forced to watch how another man roughly mishandled your waifubot while your blood related mother verbally degraded you.

>>37825561
Bust up mom and tell dad. Get real woman.

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>>37826860

You like Chobits anon-kun?

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>>37825561
Take her and escape. She might be a robot but I love her. This would never happen though, they'd probably just be happy that I found anyone that can make me happy, even if she's a robot.

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I guess it's time

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>>37828801
for some nice android ryona.

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>>37828829
It's going to happen eventually.

>>37828860
p-please stop anon, this is mean

>get her fixed
>take evidence off her recordings
>report to police
>dad gets charged with destruction of property
>mom gets charged with harassment

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>>37828860
Probably.

>>37828880
I'm sorry.

>>37828801
>>37828829
>>37828860
>>37828897
Fantastic anon, don't hesitate to post more like it(or the sauce)

>>37828897
Idubbbz literally warned us about this

>>37825561
Rebuild her.
Also thanks for the new fetish. Where can find more robogirl pron ?

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>>37828801
>>37828829
>>37828860
>>37828897
Is this a joke about dem youtube channel that bust up tech?

>>37825561
This wouldn't happen because i support myself and my dad has never been in my apartment. He wouldn't know that I had a waifubot and he never will. (^:

>>37829016
The next video has him tossing a waifubot in a coke pool also a drone

>>37825561
>salvage parts
>turn waifu bot into husbando bot
>my dad's strength is no match for my cyber chad
>husbandobot holds my dad down as i bang my own mother
>they now know i and my robo dildo are more man than they can handle
>mechaman carries me away in his arms and we spend the rest of our lives robbing banks so i can afford surgery to become his waifu

>loving waifubot are the only thing that could make us happy
>we, who have been forgotten and hated by the human race
>the won t be allowed because 'eww problematic'
>we will have to remain miserable so that normies can pat themselves on the back

>>37825561
already happened.Well kinda...
>mom and dad divorced a while ago
>dad still visits because sister is pregnant and he and she still talk i was never really close with him
>i work but i waste all my money in anime figurines and merch,some games too
>mom doesn't care because i help her paying taxes sometimes and i don't drink or do drugs (you could say the only thing im addicted is 2D)
>dad is pissed idk why probably he thinks anime is satanic shit he is christian or some shit
>one day i don't find some of my figures and my pc
>go outside to ask mom
>see something burning in the backyard my fa dad besides it
>*REEEEEE internally*
>told him to leave or i'll call the cops (basically is my house mom gave it to me)
>he doesn't want
>call the cops on him tell them he stoled my stuff and burned it
>he got arrested because that wasn't his house and he entered without permission
roast sister got mad but who cares.
he can't visit anymore if he wants to see my sister she needs to move out or meet him in other place

>>37829561
Build a memorial in the backyard, maybe somewhere it's out of sight.
They deserve a proper funeral anon.

>>37827047
>anon and the waifubot - the movie

>>37826779
its a worthless machine, a tool

i wouldn't get upset if my toaster got rekt'd

>>37825561
if i was living with them i'd save up money and move out asap. then i'd never talk to them again. not edgy or angry enough to kill them or seek revenge but if they are ever in trouble in the future and seek out my help i will say no. those fucks could rot in the streets for all i care.
my parents aren't the type to do this though but if they did. I would hold a grudge till the day i die.

I unsheathe my katana and turn them into puddles of biomass which I can then synthesise into fuel cells to use as a backup power source for my waifubot so she can perform the necessary repairs on herself.

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>>37828801
>>37828829
>>37828860
>>37828897

ANON NO. YAMEROOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37829561
Anon they deserve a proper funeral like the other said. Even if they weren't salvageable, make a little memorial for them. Your waifu will appreciate it

>>37825952
it's an anon inadvertantly finds the real parameters that define a robot and learns he doesn't fit in them post

>>37826609
Check this out
https://youtu.be/bZGzMfg381Y?t=41s

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>>37825561

>order the personnel security package while ordering replacement parts
>attempt repairs without resetting or corrupting internal memory
>disable surveillance features (audio/visual monitoring)
>proclaim self-defense
>buy new accessories compatible with her AI's acquired preferences while decorating new apartment

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Send him to the hospital.