If you post in this thread with an original comment you will

im getting this sign too often too
also yes pls end it all

I want to die while I'm awake honestly OP

>>37825029
I want to believe, in a very original way.

If I actually don't wake up this would be the greatest thing ever. Thanks anon...

Please let this prophecy be true.

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You're saying this hell would finally be over

>>37825029
I'm being kept alive by the selfish neediness and emotional immaturity of those around me. One death, please.

>>37826060
Why anon why wuh hi

>>37826441
Who is around you?

God might finally hear out my prayers

thank you op for this occasion

>>37825029
mehoy minoy

>>37826473
Friends and family.

>>37826587
Are you tfw no gf?

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>>37825029
I've got almost nothing to lose. I hope this comment is original.

This is the most original comment to ever grace /r9k/.

>>37826646
oh fuck oh fuck I didn't want to die if I delete this will I survive? I'm deleting anyway just in case.

>>37826666
damn i c ant delete these quads

>>37826666
Dayum man nice quads desu

>>37826608
Actually no longer khv since about 2 months, but yes. Not like that would change anything though.

I only drink freshly squeezed organic orange juice.

>>37826704
thanks it better be worth my sleeping death

guess im staying awake for a while to find out

>>37825029
I originally hope the captcha system improves, so sick of missing it because the sliver of a car was in another box

>>37825029
there would not be anything wrong with this event occurring. in fact, it would be a joyous day, the one in which i transcend humanity by choosing not to partake in the foolish game of life. the only way out is death, and i shall take the ultimate shortcut.

>>37825029
I don't want to die.

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

I enjoy playing on the r9k minecraft server. It's really comfy.

>>37828168
please give me the address. i want to join in on the comfiness before tonight's death

I hoped for a more interesting dead but beggars can't be choosers.
That said, I posted in a "get dubs and you die in your sleep tonight" thread, got dubs, and am still alive. so I doubt I'll kick the bucket just by posting in this thread, even if it were oh so very convenient.

>>37825029
finally. I just hope my cat won't be sad

>>37825029
ooooooooo
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

>>37825029
I will never live out my fetishes because they're so rare I've found only one person to fit them and she will die before mechanical enhncements to body will become common.

>>37828280
I'm really sorry but I'm now phoneposting as I'm about to sleep, do I can't post it. Tomorrow I'll ask if one someone can make a thread for the server or mayve I'll make it myself.

i wish to die peacefully in my sleep my life is a miserable existence and i would be better off dead

I like all of u guys

I wonder if this will work out

Rurnt

I'm a failure and I want to die.

Can I have a trip to North Korea first?

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HOT DAMN. I sure hope I dont die lmao

l don't think this is original

>>37828695
>tomorrow
You cheeky cunt you'll be dead

I don't want these shitty ''If you do this, this will happen'' threads in r9k, but a free and peaceful death is a free and peaceful dead

>>37825029
Please Kek may OP's word come true

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My won't be originial because I don't wanna die.

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What if we die in our sleep as op promised but we dream eternally of what would happen for the rest of our lives
What if this is already happening and everyone died years ago
Op why do you do this

This thread is pointless, but let it signal to the emptiness that I am ready

>>37825029

pls kill me now </3

Go fuck your methhead mother