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literally everyone else has thick 7 inch+ dicks and fucks all day
how the fuck am I supposed to compete with a 6x5 babypenis?
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> tfw 8 x 4.5
Just fucking kill me
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anons, I have bad news for you, none of you will ever be able to compete with the new breed of 24 inch chads
the 2 foot chaddicus gargantua's penis is so large it can stimulate every millimeter of a woman's anal cavity and penetrate through the intestinal walls to deposit it's load directly on her heart.
Research shows that the act of depositing semen on a female's heart causes a hormonal response that means she is physically incapable of loving anyone else but you, and will do whatever you ask her
>ywn make a woman fall in love with you instantly and forever by cumming onto her heart with your 2 foot cock
None of you ever had a chance, now to have a woman fall in love with you a 2 foot cock is the bare minimum
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>TFW downward bend
Kill me
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motion of the ocean and all that
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