>said to mom I would search a job >don't LOL

>said mom I learn English
>didn't
LOL

>"have a good day!"
>don't
KEK

>old friends ask how im doing
>"Im doing good"
>havent done anything since graduating highschool and battling depression every day
Jokes on you normies!

>>37823336
You only tricked yourself by this anon.

>>37822993
>Mom asks me if I'm still employed
>say yes
>haven't been employed for years

>mom asks how the interview went
>say it went great
>they actually barred me from ever entering the company after the interview
take that mom

>>37823813
unironically happened to me once

>>37823813
>they actually barred me from ever entering the company after the interview
what did u do?

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>tell everyone that I'm looking for work
>actually just waiting for WWIII or the apocalypse or the race war

>>37823866
not the guy
but once I went to a telemarketing interview and I was fucking hungry cause I didn't eat anything
They left us in a room for about a hour and by 30 minutes in everyone was laughing their arses off becuase of me making jokes and a dude had to come and aks for silence
then I joked
"Goddam telemarketing jobs didn't get their fame of being shit by nothing, 50 minutes here and didn't even offer a fucking coffe"
they kicked me out lmao

>>37824017
You are a fucking dumbass

>>37823957
>Im literally so lazy id rather have to deal with some end of the world scenario than get another shitty retail job

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>>37824052
sorry, I was bored and hungry

>>37824017
Imao nice

>>37824017
>insults employers company and profession at job interview

Lmao how cucked can one get

>>37824017
You did nothing wrong, what a shitty company.

>hate my job
>never look for anything better
>too nervous to send my resume off and imagine people reading it and judging and mocking me

LOL?

I'm going to be training for a call center position tomorrow.

How fucked am I? Isn't call center work good for a robot?

>>37824398
it is fucking terrible
that shit will suck your soul, i'd rather work on fast food

>>37824446
>I'd rather work on fast food

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