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Fuck this weather edition
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Going out for some Greek yoghurt from Sainsbury's lads. Want owt?
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my wifes son edition
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>>37821443

The lottery numbers if you've got 'em!
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ITS SO TOO HOT
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First for no tripcodes
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#notallmuslims
#whitepeoplearethedevil
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>>37821443
Yeah lad!
I'll take the lotto numbers if ya' got em!

hahah
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>>37821480
>#whitepeoplearethedevil

are people actually saying stuff like this? i will not be surprised. i have not bothered checking out peoples reaction
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>>37821443
Good luck desu. Pick me up some ice cold drinks and ice lollies, oh and something nice for yourself!
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HAHAHAHA IT TOO HOt

HAAAHAHAHAA PAKIES KILLED BY WELSH 'TERRORIST'

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJAJAAAAAAJjaHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHaaaaa pakies + smelly NEET IMMIGRANTS FRIED IN GRENFELL TOWER
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>>37821504
Duh. He killed one of those innocent pedos worshipers. He is the devil.
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do you lads think it would be a good policy if it was mandatory for the masses to do fighting sports in school?
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>Thanks so much for taking the time to do a video interview for our Graduate Scheme vacancy. It was good to meet you face to face, albeit virtually, and we hope you found it a positive experience. We appreciate all the time and effort you put it to making the interview go smoothly.

>However, after carefully reviewing your responses we've decided not to take your application any further.
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>A huge trove of voter data, including personal information and voter profiling data on what's thought to be every registered US voter dating back more than a decade, has been found on an exposed and unsecured server, ZDNet has learned.

Holy fucking shit. Big data isn't just a myth. Fucking corporations are building profiles on all of us.
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>>37821567
>registered US voter

Why are you worried? Unless you're a...yank
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WHY IS EVERY THREAD SO FUCKING SHIT NOWADAYS

WHAT WITH THE LIBERAL INVASION AND THE ALT-RIGHT INVASION THEY BE ON OUR BOARD INFILTRATING ARE THREADS AND SHIEET


/britfeel/
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2479929

/r9k/
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398
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>>37821583
t. gchq

oirir
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>>37821581
Yeah because the UK doesn't have big corporations doing the same...
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>>37821614
Don't talk to me with that spicy mouth
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>paki sets fire to his tower, kills like 60 people
>THERESA MAY DID IT
>white guy kills a terrorist
>WHY ARE WHITES SO EVIL
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Doxxing anon here, I've found the Finsbury park attackers address

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5297611,-3.1551326,3a,34.1y,211.74h,85.96t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1scTu6-fAMXn6aSODhGtagog!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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>>37821607
t.chfq

aerer
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actually freaking out right now that I'm going to get lyme disease from this bite on my foot that I can only think is from a tick

making me sweat even more than I've already been doing today
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>>37821583
That r9k map is disgustingly normie
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>>37821623
where are you reading this? im looking at comments on the independent and im not seeing anything like this
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>>37821583
All of this because proof pas posted that tilde was racist and then his alt right orbiters went in to damage control about why it's okay to be racist
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>want to bump the thread
>have nothing interesting to say
>repost my blog instead
>tfw all of your underwear is 50% polyester
>tfw it's not absorbent at all
>tfw you're constantly sweating because of the heat
>tfw your groin is constantly sweaty
>tfw this weather is probably going to cause you to develop a serious case of jock itch
I want to fucking kill mysel
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>>37821639
fucking hell lad. you have a bug bite. you are going to be fine.
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>>37821667
Fat is fuck
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I WANT MEANINGFUL PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH A WOMAN FOR ONCE IN MY SHITTY FUCKING LIFE
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lads if you're ever feeling down just know that i would bum anyone of you.
(except ebin)
(and maybe tilde, but only for medical reasons)
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>>37821583
>tfw someone lives 3 minutes away from me in Mossley
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Is there anything better than a (OP)(You)?
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>>37821639
Only option is to amputate lad.
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>>37821719
a sloppy bj
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>>37821669
>tfw you actually die from an insect bite

It's serious business anon
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I hate myself for not making any friends at uni all i wanted were some friends and qt's to play video games with and have a laugh but I'm too autistic to even talk to someone life isn't fucking fair
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>>37821704
its not like I'd want to be bummed anyway b-baka anon
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>>37821741
uni is not what everyone says it will be for robots. i too had dreams and hopes for it. just concentrate on getting a good mark on your degree lad
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>>37821704
thanks, i think i would like that lad
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>>37821639
how bad is lymes disease
i got a tick that had latched on to my arm a few years ago. i snapped the body off then i had to cut the fucker out with a knife.
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>>37821771
kills you dead
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Finsbury park attacker in his back garden on google streetview

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5297694,-3.1551638,3a,15y,201.23h,81.53t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1syXN26VULpqdgAbE6DyS24Q!2e0!5s20080601T000000!7i13312!8i6656
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>>37821771
Its horrific. Your body slowly becomes a lime over the course of 30 years. One of the early telltale signs that you've got it is a bitter personality.
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>>37821764
I guess that's all that's left for me, I just miss having friends.. ;-;
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going on a tinder date in 2 hours lads.. didnt plan this one well i've had 2 showers and im sweatting my bollocks off

whats a quick easy fix to stop my self sweatting just to increase my chances of getting a bit of minge tonight?
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>>37821872
Get yourself an ice cup lad
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>failed most of my A-Levels
>get into uni anyway via clearing
why even bother studying? did i get memed?
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Just broke into my own house because I forgot my keys lads

Post waifus
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>>37821892
>did i get memed?
yep. unis will accept pretty much anyone now, they just want your money.
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>>37821892
Give us your course and university before buzzing off it m8. You probably got into business studies at a poly.
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>>37821704
Alright then lad where are you
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REEEEEEEEEEEEE BBC WEATHER SITE IS CONSISTENTLY GETTING MY WEATHER REPORTS WRONG

THEY SAID BY THIS TIME IT WOULD BE 27 DEGREES AND HEADING INTO A THUNDER STORM TONIGHT, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY 30 DEGREES AND IT'S BEEN SAYING THE THUNDER STORM IS COMING EVER SINCE EARLY AFTERNOON

THOSE BASTARDS ARE GIVING ME FALSE HOPE
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>streamer only streams 3 days a week
>frequently cancels to babysit his nephews
can't you reschedule or some shit
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>>37821712

Huh, wonder if you live in ashton too, then?

I moved a long time ago, but grew up there, still a shit hole. what the fuck tameside council spend their tax revenue on I don't fucking know
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I've 2 job interviews tomorrow, and 1 the day after.
Wish me luck lads. I think I failed the last interview because I looked at my mobile and didn't shake hands afterwards.
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>Aika will never sit on my face

YAMERO
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>>37821719
yeah spending the day in your mums loft going through all your old toys.
got a right haul. massive box of lego,bag full of my old toy cars. found some jotter thing from when i was 10 year old got some good stuff in. and got some of my dads drawings.a readers digest atlas of the world found a five shillings coin.
still got all my old tonka trucks.
just gutted i sold all my old gaming stuff.
but happy with this haul
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>>37821505
Thanks Tildo, got a Magnum if you w-want a bite
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>>37821795
might be fucked then eh.
>>37821824
uh oh. i fink i got it
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>>37821892
Which uni did you get into?
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>>37821934
That's nothing, I once scaled a block of flats and climbed in through the fourth floor
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I SWAR ON ME FOKIN MUM I'M GONNA SHANK MYSELF IN THE FOKIN ARSE IF THIS HOT WEATHER DOESN'T FOOK OFF ANYTIME SOON
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Polishfag that moved to Bongland here, hello.
My family is opening business here and i want to know how fucked are we?
This is our last straw and if this fails then it's street life for me (which means i will die first winter)
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>>37822297
thought you cunts were supposed to piss off

after brexit you're not welcome here, hope you're aware
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Who here /bigdave/?
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quick 4chan poll:

Where, regionally, are you from and how much are you dying from the heat?
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>>37822297
Oh good another POLSKI SKLEP
Do you lads have any good native products? I've yet to be wowed desu
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>>37822326
already have national insurance number, business n sheeeet so i get to stay.
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>>37822341

> South Manchester
> Very little right now

it's 6:30, are you lads living in ovens or some shit?
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>>37822326
Fuck off Poles are glorious bastards and people are only realising it now we are up to our ankles in refugees and realising how good we used to have it
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>>37821682
I bet you're the same guy posting about your glee over innocent people being killed, right?

Maybe take a look at yourself and figure out why women (and men) don't like you.
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>>37822341
Scotland and pretty safe from death, it helps that my flat has got dead high ceilings too
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Lads, I've put in a phone number, but I need you to push me to call it. I'm so nervous.
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>>37822353

not opening polish shit, it's going to be pancake/smoothie/shake/sandwich bistro
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>>37822341
Tameside

35c in my room, was 31 outside earlier but i think google might be lying

hands are tingly. i think this is the end.
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>>37821555
If they're gonna blow you off without a reason I'd rather they just sent a simple "no"
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>>37822159
Depends on the flavour desu! Hope you managed in the heat okay lad.
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>>37822297
Where abouts in the country are you?
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>>37822404
I went with Double Caramel. Going to have some curry in a bit. The Greek Yoghurt's to go with that. The heat has been oppressive walking around the city today
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>>37822390
You can do it!
Do your best!
Phone that number!
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>>37822433
Birmingham, i am scared how many blacks are here and a standard HALAL MEAT shop
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>>37822392
oh god, just sell up now
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>>37822035
This is why I hate streaming.

Whenever I'm in the mood to watch something they're not on and when they are on it's at like 2 in the morning because murrica
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>>37822390
Do it faggot and then tell us wtf you're on about
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>had my last economics a-level exam
>forgot to revise all the indicators of market failure and the claimant count
I just need a b lads fucking hell
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My old college is getting a mention on the news because a girl got murdered there.

I live 5 minutes away
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>look after niece for an hour
>bored as shit instantly
is this normal? Do people pretend to like children or am I just weird?
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>>37822392
lol a restaraunt?

Your parents are retards, they have such a short lifespan. You'd be better off just running a polish supermarket.
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>>37822470
w-why is that
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>>37822514
not a restaurant, bistro.
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>>37822517
nobody whats a polski-shake
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>>37822579
what about fake-bong shake made by polski?
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>discouraging the opening of robot-friendly establishments
Where are you moving to polski?
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>>37822499
Eyy Winstanley represent
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>>37822500
I think a lot of people pretend because if you say you dont like kids people think either you're over compensating (ie jimmy saville) or weird and heartless (ie you)
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>>37822536
Same fucking shit with a fucking hipster name retard
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Is /britfeel/ really qualified to give business advice?
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Remember lads, 'Terrorist attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city' regardless of race.
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>>37822609
gonna be in Sutton Coldfield muh Brimingham
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>>37822598
given the amount of closed milkshake shops ive seen. no.
next you'll say you'll be doing bubble tea
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>>37822629
umm sweetie/lad I have 10 years in the industry
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>>37822500
Nah a lot of people don't like kids. They just want them to feel validated/it's what they are supposed to do. Why do you think so many parents are shit, they don't care.

It's fine. I fucking hate doggos but everyone wont shut up about how great dogs are.
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>>37822649
>10 years working minimum wage

Bit sad you're proud of that.
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>>37822536
I would legitimately try a Kielbasa shake
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Heading to tesco for some ice-cream lads, what kind should I get?
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>>37822705
choc chip
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>>37822705
rasberry ripple.
and treat yourself to some cornets.
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>>37822649
well my parents have experience managing bistro/restaurants for 25 years.
Polish economy is going to shit for small people though so trying in Bongland.
I just don't want my family to be homeless
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>>37822705
pistaccio
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>>37822755
If they have the experience you might be able to pull it off, but I know nothing
ganbatte polski
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>>37822705
a pack of johnnies for when you shove your cock up a birds cunt
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>here is what we know about brexit so far
"Oh no guys, might be fucked, might be ok, who knows"?
>in other news TERROR
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>>37822616

Yup, those 2 and the 1 I had at Uni were the worst years of my life.

Higher Education was a mistake. Luckily I didn't get raped and murdered by some Orrell bumpkins
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>>37822438
>Double caramel

Sounds really nice desu, a bite won't hurt! Do you cook a lot lad? I am way too lazy to do so in this weather~
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>>37822796
Best post in /britfeel/ all day.
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Gonna start selling drugs lads anyone want any?
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>>37822821
It's actually a takeaway this time - the heat is indeed demotivating. But yes I do, I really enjoy cooking. Here's a sample:
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>>37822850
some diazepam der pls good sir
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>>37822850
ket lad, lots of ket.
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>>37822881
Can do senpai where you at?
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>>37822297
I dunno what sort of place your shake thing is going to be like, polelad, but in my town there's a milkshake place that started up probably 10-ish years ago and they've absolutely blown up and have several shops across town now.

The things they're most popular for are special shakes that I suppose are taking a leaf out of ben and jerry's ice cream where they have things like snickers, peanut butter and peanut M&Ms in a milkshake, or there's one with refreshers, lemon sherbet and popping candy on top

there's even one they sell with skittles,a refresher bar, and a can of red bull replacing the milk, which I had before taking one of my A levels years ago
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>>37822812
Winstanley is full of preppy hipster kids with rich parents though, I had an okay time there though only cause the teachers I had were pretty funny.

Luckily I'm an autistic guy who wears combat pants and not a pretty girl so I evaded Winstanley with by shithole not being remoddled by those inbreds.
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Does anyone else's life revolve around britfeel?

When I'm in some old peoples home, I'll always remember my early 20s as 'the britfeel era'
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>>37822879
Can see right away that you overcooked the spaghetti. And you should really be using linguine with seafood anyway
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>>37822929
I'm coming up 30 and my days are spent checking the catalogue as soon as I wake up for britfeels. Then when I get to work I'll catch up on my break. and repeat everyday.
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>>37822929
You'll be in the old people's home still posting on here probably.
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>>37822910
we are going to try to make it into pancake stuff mostly, crepes with various fillings etc.
We already have professional machine for those
Things other than that will be smoothies/sandwiches/shakes/coffee/tea like i mentioned.
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>>37822899
How much is ket these days anyway? I've done it a few times but cant remember ever buying any
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Was he dare I say /ourguy/ /tv/?
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>>37822994
Sounds like you'll have a decent business.

Can't be worse than the other lad who had a business idea setting up a bar that only sells expensive whisky in a small, impoverished town near Carlisle.
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>>37822929
>Does anyone else's life revolve around britfeel?

What keeps you interested? I get bored of it.
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>>37823019
Special K is about 35 on the Darknet.
I can get it for 30 from the lad down the road, but his gear is probably not as good.

>tfw no longer a ket monkey.
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>>37822929
Long term NEET shut in. I have this and /britpol/ open all day (less so recently because it's too depressing/retarded)
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>>37823072
I have nothing else interesting in my life.
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It's so warm that I took my trousers off, unbuttoned my shirt completely and am dabbing myself with a damp flannel every so often.
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Got off the phone with Beat, I think I'm going to make it.
>>37821934
What are you like, lad?

>>37821892
Me too, lad. Pretty sure we got memed. Didn't really help that they were by far the worst years of my life. Do yourself proud, if it's as shit a uni as mine you shouuld be able to pick up a good grade without much effort. If you can stomach it do a masters at somewhere good with your ez first
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>>37823143
What's it like to be a character created by Britnormie lad?
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>>37823143
>Got off the phone with Beat
who?
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>>37823165
Eh, it's a living.
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>weather report for tomorrow just keeps rising in temperature

it was 19 degrees this morning, then 20 and now it's expected to be 21

by tomorrow it's going to be 30
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>>37823165
>tfw britnormie just creates them and other people take over their personality.
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anyone know if manchester met is a downy uni or what
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>>37823286
>met

yes
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>cat locked up so now I can open all the windows

thank fuck lads, I was absolutely dying
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>>37823286
bad downy uni. Not sure there is even any specific courses there that save it if you were studying them.
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won't be seeing you lads thursday. it's the day my pupper is allowed out for the first time, gonna lay on the beach with all day
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>>37823256
>31 today
>going to be 32 tomorrow
>goes """down""" to 28 on Thursday, but the humidity jumps up so it will be even worse

ffs
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>>37823019
Normally 30 just found a dealer with some good stuff for 20 tho pretty happy
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>>37823314
t. chinaman

Enjoy your dog jerky
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>cant buy a fan anywhere

tell me lads with fans, how much cooler are you and how breezy is your house
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>>37823355
I wore loose shorts all day earlier, the feeling of the cooling fan blowing over my bollocks was heavenly
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>>37823313
>computer games technology
at least its only my insurance choice
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>tfw Len is kill again
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>>37823355

My kittens keep sleeping on my lap so I'm roasting.
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Sounds goes all crackley when I put on shows. Is computer kill?
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>Jeremy Corbyn was moved to tears as he visited the scene of the Finsbury Park mosque terror attack, which took place in his constituency of Islington North.

remind me again how voting labour and wanting jermiahahal al-bincorbn is a good thing please kek come on i know you liberals are out here today
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>>37822936
>Multiple pasta types
Don't you normally just have your butler whip you up some caviar souffle?
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>>37823508
cheaper uni or some shit
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>>37823286

At least it's not Salford
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>>37823508
Voting Tory is no different. They're also pro-immigration

We're fucked either way
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>>37823508
Corbyn is such a snake oil salesman with his crocodile tears. Amazing how easily to tricks the supposedly 'well educated' and 'intelligent' voters.
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>>37821443
ah fuckin hell, you went down shop without getting me anything, man what a miss
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>britbongs complaining its too hot

toppest of keks
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>>37823286
I went there, had a great time. Best three years of my life desu.
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>>37823508

you lot had your chance to fully regain your sovereignty and vote ukip but chose not to.

you deserve everything you get for keeping the country in the hands of globalist scum.
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wew just got a strong cool breeze sweep in and it was magic desu
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>>37823569
>Voting Tory is no different. They're also pro-immigration

Hard brexit, a PM who doesn't cry at thought of dead muslims, and a PM who generally likes Trump. Hurrrr she's the same amirite

>>37823572
more like the retarded, jobless low iq neets he can trick.
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>>37823598
I hate americans so fucking much
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what I'd give to go back to uni lads. what a time. A literal extension of childhood. And I got 5 years out of it.

It's all been fucking terrible ever since.
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>>37823614

>implying i'm american

pitiful lad
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>>37823614
A britcuck who hates americans and how they are uncucking themselves, hello abdul.
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might stick a peeled banana in the freezer to have as a cold treat tonight
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>A britcuck who hates americans and how they are uncucking themselves
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>>37823670
andorra tan is so kawaii!
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>>37823619
Uhhhff....

Uni is a normie paradise. I don't belong back there.
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>>37823619

Three and a half (loose half though) years of manchild-dom.
Fucking glorious, getting pissed 36 hours a week on the taxpayers pennies.

I now make enough that I'm supporting some other lads piss-up times
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>>37823670
Everything written in the greentext on that image is true though...
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Keep consistently catching adult men perving at young schoolgirls in short skirts in the rear view mirror of my car on my morning commute to work lads.

What does this mean?

What should I do?

Planning to get a rear facing dash cam and send footage to police to be honest.
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>>37823715
And the most cucked nation on earth is qualified to criticise?
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>>37823738
It means you should quit being a little grass
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>>37823738
Why do you think these girl wear these short skirts? Why do you think girls in general dress like slags? They want you to look.
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/boardgameonline/ happening at 9 lads.
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>>37823861
Loving this shit the past couple of days,
reminds me of the time I actually had friends
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>>37823765
>hurrr picture of trump in israel
>CUK KEK UCKC UKEK

christ almighty
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>>37823781
>>37823822
kys muslim pedo scum
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>>37823861
might come back for revenge
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>>37823861
How does this work lad?
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>>37823907
Do you actually think America isnt cucked? It's full of LARPing faggots talking about muh guns while being breed out at record pace while police and niggers shoot them and politicians con them
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>>37824007

doesn't sound too dissimilar from the uk
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>>37823989
join the game and you'll pick it up very easily. Don't be intimidated. I don't know why some are. We all have a laugh and just play for fun.
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>>37824029
So US and UK are equally cucked and therefore Americans should shut the fuck up?
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>>37824029
The difference is yanks feel the need to claim the high ground and shit on everyone else
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>>37824007
>Do you actually think America isnt cucked?

Not when they voted trump and showed they wanted to save their country. You fucks let your only 1 ukip seat get lost too.
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>>37824007
>while police and niggers shoot them
police are shooting the nignogs, not the americans you fat tub of lard
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I just set all my pc fans to 100% to move the hot air around.

It seem to be doing the trick.

Hope this helps you lads with the heat.
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>>37824135
BWAHAHAHA you actually believe this

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/14/police-release-body-camera-video-showing-shooting-of-unarmed-whi/

http://www.dailywire.com/news/7274/cops-shoot-white-guy-fresno-nobody-pays-attention-hank-berrien

http://www.laweekly.com/news/an-unarmed-white-man-is-shot-by-a-cop-and-black-activists-rally-7216759

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emVD3YByI0E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA6QcS68Zt4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsHIcMb1ibY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taDP1KfEmPU
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>>37824110
>he thinks Trump will save them by sucking Israel and selling the Saudis billions of dollars of weapons
>he doesnt realise UKIP are pro-immigration
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>actually treating americans like human beings instead of slightly more functional spastics

not very british desu
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>>37824178

Are you using a fan controller or program?

I have a fan controller that's not hooked up (it has some fancy blue lights though)
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>>37824189
Did you just link to the young turks BWAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpyKuzoFW40
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>>37824212
Trump, the only president who speaks against globalists and muslims but keep spouting shit.
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>>37824225
Alex Jones and Joe Rogan would kick their heads in. Either one of them could probably do it alone desu.
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>>37824221
What hardware fan controller do you have? I'm currently using a software controller (fan Xpert 3) and I sometimes with issues with my controllable ranges.
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>>37824262
ye dude I bet alex could cum in their faces from 20 feet away
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>>37824278

Im not sure lad, no brand name on it

Came with the case but for whatever reason it couldn't be connected to the fans (or i cant work it out)
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>>37824225
>even the tyt are pointing out whits are being slaughtered by police
>hurr imma ignore all these cases and focus on them instead
Unarmed whites are being killed but keep pretending you dont live in a police state that hates you
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>>37824278
*Fan Xpert 2
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>>37824221
I've got an nzxt fan controller and I use corsair link for the fans on my CPU radiator.

It's probably worth hooking it up lad, this is making the heat a bit more bearable.
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>>37824350
>tyt a known news source that outright lies and makes shit up to fit an agenda

Right yeah, i'm really going to trust you or your sources.
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I have the best Eddy on ps4 Tekken 7, lads
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>>37824358

Will do lad

Needs a good dusting out anyway
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>>37824373
You stupid faggot I linked about 6 other sources including videos. Christ talking to yanks is like talking to literal retards.
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>>37824427
you stupid fucking cuck, you linked to a known source that twists and turns the news. why should i trust you who does clearly no research? the faggot who was shot was probably some loser junkie. but that wont be reported. fuck off, and go back to your muslim infested sharia streets where you get arrested for burning the quran. our police are not cucked
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>>37824400
>The best Eddy
>"""Best"""
>""""""""""Eddy"""""""""
I make the best shit sandwich in my cookery class too m8
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>>37824412
Mines too but I'm too lazy.

When I built it I told myself I'd clean it out regularly but it's been 2 years and the dust continues to gather.
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>>37824489
Buy Chinese products.
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>>37824509
welcome back xi, any advice?
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>>37824500
t.law main

Keep eating those RLX mix ups
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>>37824516
Attend your local Labour Party meetings.
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>>37824489
>gets shown news reports from various sources
>insists all of them are twisting the news (why? How does innocent white deaths help the narative?)
>get's shown videos
>ignores them
>shown stats
>ignores
>"p-probably some loser junkie"
>literally justifying his own race being murdered
>he honestly unironically thinks the police are 'based' and not just trigger happy psychopaths
America was a fucking mistake. Please leave this thread.
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the finsbury park 'attack' was a false flag you gullible bastards.
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>>37824530
>Law
No thanks, I'm not a dex cuck. Eddy is, and always has been since Tekken 3, the purest cancer to ever contaminate the series. Worse than Devil Jin.
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>>37824560
>impying you wouldn't want to see flithy chavs removed from your country

fuck off brain dead moronic idiot. junkie degenerates are not making the white race great, just as white liberals are not. fucking idiot. go lick a muslims nuts tonight like you always do
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WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HOT TODAY FUCK
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Buy women's underwear.
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Listen to Doopee Time
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>>37824577
I was thinking the same, only 1 death? No way it was real. Probably a hoax. A lot of the eye witness were saying they saw a truck and a van? Surely you would know it was just a van if it was real.
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>>37824030
how/where? I want to play too.
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>>37824618
Find a better use of your free time.
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>>37824542

But the Tories are the ones who'll whore the UK to anyone for a big enough payout?
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>>37824427
so blacks are still over represented in killings in proportion to their population?
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>>37824618
wait for the post in the thread laddy
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Just got bit on my arm by my sisters pet dog, it's bleeding but not too badly
sister is out at the moment, what do? should I tell her when she gets back?
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What are some good email providers lads? No gmail, yahoo, hotmail/ms or yandex please
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>>37824589
So you finally accept cops kill whites? That's a start at least.
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Do you lads use normal 4chan or some memey add on?
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>>37824658
His argument was that cops only killed nigs. Which is plainly untrue. And since whites commit less claim per their % it makes the stats even worse
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>>37824666
devil trips I'd probably get a rabies jab if I were you. better safe than sorry m8.
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Passed the driving test today
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>>37824702
I used normal 4chan but I use a bit of custom CSS and quite an extensive filter list in the native extension.
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>>37824702

I want that add on which has a sexy anime girl in the background of all your 4chan pages
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what should i get from the takeaway lads? it's pizza, kebabs, burgers, parmos, all that nonsense and I AM PARALYSED BY CHOICE
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>tfw will never see how many bananas i can fit in lenlads boipucci
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>>37824675
kill white druggies and criminals sure? I agree with that 100%, not like your country that has you cucks paying for their prison lives

>>37824706
my argument was they don't kill americans, get some reading help after you're done sucking mohammeds dick. anyone who is a junkie is not an american, a criminal forfeits all rights they have and should be shot or thrown in a gulag. nignogs aren't americans to even begin with
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>Go to paki corner shop for ice cream
>On my way there's a pub and it's overflowing with normies
>Doddery old cunt taking years to pay for and pack up an energy drink and some crisps
>Some tattooed chav, his fat wife and their 4 kids all milling around the tills
>Just wanna pay for my ice cream and leave
>The chav and his family all keep ordering these ice cream things from the shop owner that take like 3 minutes each to make
>Fucking ice cream is melting in my hand I'm waiting so long
>Old cunt wanders off for more sweets
>Finally get to pay and leave, get blasted in the face with heat like I've opened an oven when I exit the shop
>Have to walk back past the pub full of normies again on my way back

I HATE PEOPLE

I HATE SUMMER

I WANT TO DIE
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>>37824719
well done lad, how many minors did you get?

>tfw 7
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>>37824776
Make your own nationality-based thread.
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>>37824789
>Go to paki corner shop for ice cream

the proud english white race
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Whites have started killing muslims in england
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>>37824789

My paki shop had sold out of ice lollies yesterday. Unforgivable.
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>>37824789
Why don't you phone your mates and go to the pub? Get some ice cold magners cider (or some kopperberg, if you're a poof) and some banter going.
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>>37824826
>falling for a liberal funded false flag
>even if its real, you got an amazing number of ONE

so this... is the power... of the.. english man
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>>37824776
>police are shooting the nignogs, not the americans
>my argument was they don't kill americans, get some reading help after you're done sucking mohammeds dick. anyone who is a junkie is not an american
wow that's totally consistent. Either admit you're embarrassingly wrong or fuck off from this thread. You honestly thought white people didnt get killed by police you naive twat.
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>>37823355
I got a cheapo thing from a DIY shop and its awesome. Annoyingly noisy, but I just turn the music up to cover it.
I put a cool-block thing from the freezer in front of it for maximum cool draughts.
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>>37824857
nice job not reading anything I wrote afterwards
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>>37824776
>a junkie isn't an American

This is brilliant. What a great "no true scotsman"
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>>37824879
>afterwards
you mean after I showed you how wrong you are? Even though you wont admit you were wrong? Yeah nice one.
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>go downstairs to ask for dinner
>mother and sister are in the living room
>normally she takes the hint but this time she just carries on watching the tv
>I climb over the furniture as a way of getting her attention
>she says 'What?'
>'What's for dinner?'
>'I'm not doing dinner.'
>'Why?'
>'I'm watching a film.'
>at this point stupid sister interjects
>'I did my own dinner' she says with the smuggest fucking grin on her face
>'You should do your own dinner. You're 18, you're an adult now'
>'Maybe I will' I say, then I leave

Fucking dirty muslim-cock gobbling slut bitch. What I wouldn't give to smack her in the face. And mother too, you decided to become a mother (unless it just happened from how wide you spread your legs) so fucking act like a mother you fat cunt. Do your fucking job and cook me dinner.
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>>37824776
>hurr fuck white teens who are high BASED police cleaning the streets
bootlicking faggot
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>>37824889
correct, a criminal does not deserve to live here and is no longer an american, ship them off to australia

>>37824897
where did you do that limey fuck
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hmm, I think pol might actually be onto something

>the """"""attack"""""" happened a full street away from the mosque
>0 deaths from impact
>not a scratch on the vehicle
>alcohol found inside
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>>37824855
it's begun.
Whites can be terrorists too.
What about that guy who shot up muslims in Canada?
Some peaceful people whites are
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>>37824901

lmao. This is the type of person we chat to lads.

Why do I suspect this is also tilde or ebin?
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>>37824855
3 muzzers in a van with knives could only kill 8 people and got btfo'd by a romanian with a box of bread
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>>37824814
I'm Irish, I make a point of saying as little as possible to the shop owner because it pisses him off. It's a tiny village and everyone else is friendly with him and I just throw money on the counter, mumble thanks and leave.

>>37824842
I only have 1 friend and going to the pub is our worst nightmare. Kopparberg is great, fuck you faggot. Rekorderlig is better though.

>>37824832
He should've had a finger chopped off for such incompetence
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>>37824920
>bootlicking faggot

how ironic coming from a brit
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>>37824931
whites cannot be terrorists can they?
They absolutely can do nothing wrong
American funded terrorism doesn't exist because when muslims do it, then it's totally because of their own agenda not america
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>>37824927
I bet you are under the age of 25. Even really stupid people grow out of being like this by then.

I also bet you are a high school graduate at best.
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>>37824940
>>37824901
He's perfectly within his rights to be upset.

You can't set a standard for making dinners then one day go "nah not today cunt". At least warn him in advance so he can cook himself somethiing.
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>>37824946
>i-its okay because i just give him my money like a true brit, take my money please mr. mohammed and thank you very much for accepting my money

>>37824941
and yet you brits still defended the muslims, sorry cucks but you live in sad sad state. having your daughters raped and sons blown up

>>37824938
>Whites can be terrorists too.
?????
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>>37824987
wrong, im a med school student and come from a upper class family, nice job trying to profile me cuck
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Think it's ironic how the pakis come out to condemn white but not their brethren. Has mayor part and parcel said anything yet?
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Lads what is a good car for a robot?
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>>37825016
>i-its okay because i just give him my money like a true brit, take my money please mr. mohammed and thank you very much for accepting my money

The next nearest place is an hour's walk away. Fuck that I want my ice cream.
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>>37825046
Honda Civic

Adam Lanza drove one
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>>37825008
my mum did this stating she wasn't very hungry so I went and got myself a chinese then the fucker had the nerve to ask me for some, if you wanted chinese from the beginning then she should have just asked me to go and get some
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>>37824581
Button mashers are cancer, I agree. But when you take time to learn him he's a lot of fun and the rage mail is always a bonus

>I also play as Lucky Chloe.
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>>37825085
normie as fuck car desu
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>>37825046
White van.
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>>37824901
Cooking is a life skill m8. Learn how to fix a meal yourself or you'll forever be dependent upon your cunt of a mother.
If you're good at it, they'll end up depending on you instead.

Honestly the only reason my parents haven't kicked me out is because I can cook better meals for them than they could ever make themselves.

>tfw my mum asks me what's for dinner
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>>37824797
Surprisingly 4, but this was my 8th test lol
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tfw rank dan 2 xiaoyu
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>>37825040
Show us some kind of proof of this, because you don't seem intelligent at all.
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>>37825050
very proud race you irish lot are. learned well from the limeys i see. i am in awe of you
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>>37824955
>all brits are one person
you're the one praising police for killing unarmed white people
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>>37825040
>using your social class as an argument despite the other anon not mentioning your class once
You're either sUpReMe or a roastie
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>>37825114
>8th test

fucking hell mate that is dire, how were you fucking up before?
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>>37825121
>you're the one praising police for killing unarmed white people
THE WHITE CRIMINALS. stop twisting my words like a libtard

>>37825117
im at work right now, you will have to wait until i am back in my dorms
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>>37825040
>come from an upper class family

Lel sure you do. Just like the guy yesterday who said he was from "a wealthy family of racial realists" but then disappeared when someone asked him to post proof of his wealth.

Why do racist liars always pretend to be wealthy?
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>>37825100
I actually quite like Chloe. I gather that she pissed a lot of people off but she seems like a laugh. Plus, why would anyone be surprised that in a fundamentally Japanese game series idoru culture found its way in? What, a girl with chainsaw arms is alright but -nyaa sounds are a step beyond?
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>>37825114
This gives me the fear, gonna start lessons and worried that ill fail a lot. If I fail my theory or practical more than 4 times Im giving up.
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>Board Game Online
>Board Game Online

GAME STARTS AT 21:00 LADS. BE READY.

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mz5Z&k=lV0
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Josie is love.
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>>37825162
>dorms
>middle of the summer

You're not even a good liar.
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IT'S TOO HOT

HOT DAMN
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>>37825115
Xiaoyu is really good, she's one of those characters you need to invest a shitload of time into like Nina, Steve and Hwo
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>>37825179
dont worry lad the theory is easy as fuck, i studied for 30 minutes the night before and almost got full marks
only actual retards fail it
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>>37825108
>Dickhead Normie Cunt Tier

Audi
BMW
Mercedes

>Family Man Cuck Tier

>Vauxhall
>Citroen
>Ford


>Robot Tier

Honda
Mitsubishi
Nissan
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>>37825046
The bigger the better. Something that will be comfortable to live in, should the need arise.
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>>37825162
So it's ok to shoot someone who poses no threat so long as he's broken a law? Holy fuck what a cuck you are. Hope you get blasted during a traffic stop you utter mong.
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>>37825231
volkswagen masterrace
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>>37825091
What a cunt, I hope you ate it in front of her and gave her nothing
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>>37825166
All you have to do to counter Chloe is be on point with parry yet so many people (even at high level) don't.

Fuck Josie though REEEEEE
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>>37825231
>Robot tier
>not getting the bus
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>>37825120
Ireland's a shithole and I'm never going back, couldn't name a single good thing about it
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>>37825229
Hazard and Perception though lad scares me.
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Do others look into YouTube videos on how to git gud with their main, general advice and so on? I'm not at the level of sophistication where I could comment meaningfully on matchups or frames beyond knowing that I don't like Law and shit myself when I see Steve, and relax when I see Kuma or JACK.
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Get two plastic bottle and feel them with water, put them in the fridge for 2 hours.

Enjoy
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>>37825195
you dont understand how american med schools work douche

>>37825240
the junkies ye, stop twisting my words to make it seem like I said a routine traffic stop should get you shot libtard cuck
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>>37825296
me too at first lad but it wasnt as bad as i thought
theres places online that do mock ones and if you do them for a bit then itll be a pisstake
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>>37821399
Friend invited my out to a 'spoons with a couple other mates, haven't seen them in almost a year - pretty sure at least one of them will use the "catch up" occasion to gloat as much as possible and with all the political stuff that's been on recently I don't want to talk about that kind of thing. Kinda sucks desu.
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>>37825274
>Robot
>Bus

That requires interaction and coming in close proximity to other humans. Unacceptable.
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>>37825300
Always a good idea to watch tournament players. Learning frame data and how to punish is a must past Vanquisher
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>>37825231
I don't think my 95 ford escort falls into the cuck tier, it has no carpet and no mother would ever put their child in it
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>>37824610
Proper sick album that
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>>37825214
I don't really know what I'm doing with her I just picked her because I'm a waifufag.
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>>37825333
this

>get on train
>see ticket inspector
>get off train early
>get on next one

every journey takes me forever but i dont have to talk to anyone or buy a ticket
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>>37825300
>relax when I see Kuma or JACK.

You've never met a good Jack or Kuma then.
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>>37825354
You heard the spiritual sequel lad?
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Just lost me Job lads
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Had to quit the game. Didnt know what the fuck was going on and just seemed random and dumb
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>>37825321
I've ordered the books and CD-ROM.
Plus think when I'm actually out driving I learn what to look for.
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>>37825378
>there was supposed to be a real sequel
>it never got made
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Only an hour or so until it starts to get dark.

Honestly fuck this time of year lads. I hate it being broad fucking daylight at 9pm
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>>37825333
>not having a smart card so you don't have to speak or even make eye contact with the driver
>not sitting right at the back corner
>not bringing a book or kindle so you can ignore everyone around you
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>>37825376
You could say the same about any character. Broadly speaking, they're not too much to worry about. Meanwhile, a buton-masher on a fast character is far more of a threat. Especially when you don't know every characters' moveset in and out which I most assuredly do not. Should I play around getting to know the playstyles and movesets of every character? Dunno if I can be fucked with that desu.
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>>37825156
I always failed with a serious fault.

>Stopping traffic behind me when I was waiting for a vehicle to pass on a road where I had priority
>Going 30mph on a 20mph road (didn't notice signs)
>Trying to turn right when there was an oncoming vehicle
>On a roundabout when I was going right, I switched suddenly to my exit without considering car behind me

And a bunch of other fuckups

>>37825179
You just need to find a patient driving instructor. Nobodies going to know how many tests you've taken unless you tell them mate.
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>>37825300
Absolutely yes. Combined with experimenting in the lab, using whatever information you can get is a good way to improve.

https://drunkardshade.com/2017/05/27/tekken-7-top-15-moves-for-all-characters/

https://www.youtube.com/user/legendaryMihaaawk/videos

>Tekken Zaibatsu Discord

http://rbnorway.org/t7-frame-data/
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is having a council house in london the equivalent of winning the lottery?
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>>37825388

How did it happen, was it a good job lad?
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>>37825231
Your list is fucked up wrong.

Vauxhall, Ford and Honda are Chav tier.

Ford Focus ST's, Vauxhall Corsa & Honda civics are everywhere around where I live, all driven by complete fucking tools.
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Just look at this smug bastard lads
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>When the Kaffir start standing up for themselves
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>>37825453
You don't need to know absolutely everything about everyone, but at least know a few key moves and how to deal with them.
If you're getting rekt by one specific move, you can set that character as your practice dummy and make them do that specific move over and over again, so you can practice blocking/parrying/sidestepping/punishing it.
Worth practicing blocking a Mishima's Hellsweep, or Law's Junkyard + Dragon Tail, or some of King's grapples. Do it few a few hours in practice, and you'll know that move every single time you see it and know exactly how to punish it.
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Thinking about joining the windows 10 botnet just so I can play Forza Horizon.
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>>37825608
ittts blissssssssss
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>>37825567
Yes, I do know those three examples you gave, albeit through encountering them and I'm still not totally sure how to deal with it. I still don't have the confidence to go for the low parry. One move that kept catching me was King's Burning Knuckle. My opponent saw that it was catching me consistently. I was absolutely elated when it came for the match point and I caught him out of the air and took the match. Top feel desu.
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>>37825608
same here desu

installed it when it was fully free and there was some sort of bug that made it constantly eat up space on my C: drive so I reverted back, but thinking it might actually be decent now, and there's a few games on the windows store that I fancy
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>>37825185
OI COME PLAY OUR SHITTY GAME
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>>37825551
>>When the Kaffir start standing up for themselves

Some pathetic middle aged white guy. Didn't even get any confirmed kills
>They had been helping a man who had collapsed. He later died but it is not clear if it was because of the attack.

He the proceeds to get his arse beat by the muzzrats, till the police had to save him.

>Standing up for themselves
Not a chance, us Brits are seriously cucked. Islam is the future for the UK
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No change, I can't change
I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here in my mould
I am here in my mould
But I'm a million different people
From one day to the next
I can't change my mould
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Well I never pray
But tonight I'm on my knees yeah
I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah
I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free now
But the airwaves are clean and there's nobody singing to me now
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FRIEZA OMAY
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>>37825453
Jack is top tier, his keep out game is amazing, and if an experienced Jack gets you against a wall it's as good as over.
The few guys who've managed to get past warrior with Kuma tend to know the game inside out.
I'm at a level where I don't meet mashers anymore it's mainly Mishima fags, steves, Hwo etc

Just go into training mode and learn the frame data and what you can punish with learn your characters tech traps/oki too. The rest comes with experience
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>haven't tugged it to anything but traps for at least 3 months now
What the fuck have you lads done to me?
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>car's AC is always super loud, even on the lowest settings
>doesn't really cool me down that much
>this current heatwave comes round
>giving mum a lift somewhere, she fiddles around with my car like the meddling old bat she is
>also wonders why my AC isn't kicking out much air
>twists the fan around, suddenly a huge rush of ice cold air comes out onto our faces
>realised all this time I just didn't have the bloody fans turned round the right fucking way
Common sense is not my forte.
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what are you even meant to do when the outside isn't cool enough for the heat inside to escape
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Hey are you terrorist anglos sorry for what you've done?
You bomb Muslims in their countries and drive over them here?
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>>37825467
>8th test
>I always failed with a serious fault.
>You just need to find a patient driving instructor.

Fucking hell mate, you sound like a menace. Where do you live? just so I know where to avoid
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listenin to terrence mckenna lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3ctjBT8sZo
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I forgot that I was getting milk delivered today so my semi skimmed sat outside in the blistering heat until a couple hours ago. fuck me it's probably going to taste like shit on my weetabix tomorrow morning.
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Ah no, Brian Cant just died.

Play School, Play Away, Chigley, Trumpton, Camberwick Green et al.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P5wcCuNZbY

This was never explicable even at the time though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MDVSHsFFh0

Listening to his voice, the world still makes sense again, just for a second.
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It's fucking half past NINE at NIGHT

Why is it still hot?
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>>37825811
Guess Brian Cant go on anymore
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>>37825811
>Listening to his voice, the world still makes sense again, just for a second.

Oh fuck off you'd have to be like 60 to know who the fuck this guy is. Take your virtue signalling to facebook.
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>>37825839
Bit soon mate.
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>>37825794
Tottenham, I promise I'm not a danger now
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>>37825801
>semi-skimmed
You deserve your fate
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>>37825796
DUDE PSYCHEDELICS LMAO
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>>37825778
Only sorry that we haven't nuked the Middle East into glass.
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>>37825856
Don't know who he is tbf, if I knew maybe I'd be sad. I know I'm pretty much outing myself as a filthy millennial but still
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>>37825778
It's Karma for the Umayyad Caliphate and the Ottoman Empire.
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Next game of BGO lads!

Get in here one and all.

>https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mz6P&k=dab

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mz6P&k=dab
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Who here /ice cup/?
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>>37825848
Thats a bit uncalled for. He was doing all those things in the 80s and they were still showing Chigley, Trumpton and Camberwick Green also.

There wasn't any money in children's TV, apart from He-Man and sponsored plastic on ITV, until the 90s so they kept on with the same stuff.
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>>37825910
HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE WE START YOU BLOODY LOT
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>>37825495
Nah it was kinda a shite Saturday job but I'm still doing my A Levels and it was my only source of income.

Was at a hardware store but businesses was shocking so didn't need me anymore.
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>>37825928
I'm more about beer cup
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>>37825801
milk men are still a thing? even at my parents who live in a nice area I dont see a milk man
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>need a wank
>too hot to even get a chub
God is dead
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>>37825933
Who the fuck cares, he hasn't been relevant for almost 40 years.

I don't give a fuck about strangers, even ones who make things I like. I love MGS3, but when Kojima kicks the bucket I won't give a toss. Fucking queers with your emotional attachment to strangers just earning a paycheck.
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>>37825933
>Thats a bit uncalled for.
why are you even here?
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>>37825982
You can still pay to have milk delivered, I think. There's a house in my town that I always see a milk float parked outside of.
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>>37825778
It's the moderate islamophobes I feel sorry for.
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>>37825982
still a thing where I live, he lives in the village and parks his milk float on his drive. they deliver more than just milk these days though, you can get most dairy products delivered and other foodstuffs too.
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Can somebody tell me who Brian Cant was? Both the edgelords and moralfags are shafting the topic up here.
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>>37825982
>milk men are still a thing?
Not anymore
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>>37825739
Enjoy the trap phase whist it lasts lad, it's magical when you're in the midst of degeneracy.
>>
bloody hell lads you're making me work here

GET IN HERE.

You have till 35 past

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mz6Z&k=qJP
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>>37826041
some literal who, reddit will of course start acting like they care as always
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>>37826041
Did a bunch of kids tv shows many years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6YE4PCRNwc
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>>37826054
i tried it, bored to death
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>>37826044
FARROOOOOONNNNNNNN!!!
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>>37826041
He was a ubiquitous children's presenter in the 70s and 80s who later did a lot of narration/voice acting work particularly for very young children before the Telly Tubbies etc. Generally held to have reassuring voice.
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>high on valium
>meant to be seeing oneitis next week
>just told her I was looking at her insta and she looks hot as fuck
I'm a wild one, me.
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>>37826046
Where do I find traps to fuck?
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>>37826121
You mean trannies, right? only 0.01% look like traps and most of them use camera angles and favourable lighting
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>>37826121
Fetlife and gay bars.
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>>37826121
Right here baby. You supply the wig and dress.

Its two hundo an hour
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>>37826121
adultwork, enjoy your aids though. grindr has some too, but they always want chad and are not going to go with some beta
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>>37826145
>>37826147
>>37826159
>>37826164
>4 instant replies
Never change, /r9gay/
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>two more days of this shit weather
fuck sake
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>>37825999
Its the great unanswerable question isn't it.
How is the war against people saying stuff you don't care for on the internet going?
You make Theresa May look like she has an actual plan.
>>
Mmm. Hollowed out the ice cup and filled it with pineapple juice. Ice cup life just keeps getting better
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>>37826259
That is a bit uncalled for
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>>37825928
notice you took the mouse turd out this time well done
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>people itt don't even follow the native Tibetan religion, Bon
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>>37825112
what are some of your best dishes lad? i want to start cooking for myself
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>>37826300
Look at the address, you realise you aren't actually on your containment board right now?

I was reading earlier that "Tommy Robinson" used to run a tanning bar. Thats a bit ironic isn't it.
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>>37826121

Just get yourself a high quality tranny.

http://www.adultwork.com/3124425
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>>37826007
That`s not a real milk float, it`s a sting operation.
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>>37826366
What, you jealous you never got to go you faggot?
>>
I've been away for a couple of weeks and haven't been in these threads. Did I miss anything?
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>>37826301
Not sure what that black thing is lad. Its stuck to the side tho.
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>>37826383
>it`s a sting operation.
Milk In 5
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>>37826366
what are you even on about, sorry nobody here cared about some random childrens show pedo
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>>37826366
I used to not be too bothered with our Tommy but the way he riles up them is delightful
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>>37826366
You got a problem with Tommy?
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>>37826145
I can live with a cute effeminate boy even. I just want to fug something.

>>37826147
>gay bars
Seems like a quick way to get drugged and raped

>>37826159
>>37826164
>check my area for lads on Adultwork
>all average blokes you'd see in a pub
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>>37826106
She' seen my message lads haha
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>>37826537
let us know when she hasn't replied after an hour haha
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>>37826537

You can still back out and say that was for someone else.
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who the fuck even is brian cant
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>>37826607
>Oh sorry it was someone else's instagram

Yeah that'll win her over.
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haha just slept for another 4 hours cause I didn't want to be awake haha
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just got my banana out of the freezer

quite nice desu, apart from having to use my teeth to snap a bit off which is sensitive
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>>37826634

Might not win her over but at least you'll still have her in your life. My oneitis knows exactly how big my dick is as well as how my dirty talk goes. She's more likely to eventually fall in love with me armed with this knowledge.
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>>37826626

I was thinking that before, dont suppose it matters now anyway

now hes brian COULDNT

hahahahahahaha
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>>37826339
britfeel is a gelug thread, bon-fags aren't welcome
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Brian can't do what? I don't get it
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feel like I'm actually dying lads haha
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>>37826353
I mostly just look on youtube cooking channels, write down some of the instructions and imitate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuPGQY0nEkI - Made this for dad on his birthday a few weeks back. It's a great 'special occasion' dish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQsd7p2Rjfc - I do this one each christmas as part of my contribution to christmas dinner, where my whole family cooks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsl5OXPMJ-4 - I end up doing this one a lot on autumn/winter weeknights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPqN6AZztcs - Again, one that happens fairly often. Tried to find something to do with mum's slow cooker.

Stir fries are simple and good. Pic related. Buy whatever, make your own sauce and just chuck it all in.
I end up doing honey mustard chicken and creamy garlic spaghetti a lot, too. Simple, low effort and good.

Other than that, you can pick up some actually great recipes or tidbits from lurking /ck/ for the occasional thread where they aren't talking about ramen, junk food or /int/ but with food.
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>>37826732
get out mongol cock sucker
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>vlogglebox

This is legit one of the worst things I've ever seen on TV
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>>37826599
>>37826607
Not really bothered. I was quite content when she left my life for awhile she's only snuck back in because she went all mental and needed my help. Anyway what's she gonna say? "oh no I only had my arse out online for strangers I cant believe someone I know is looking at it!"
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>>37826805
Enjoy being reincarnated as a worm for all eternity, fag
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>tfw Haagen-Dazs cookies and cream
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really recommend frozen bananas laddies

lot less calories than ice cream but it's just as cooling and naturally banana flavoured!
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>>37826867
frig off back to the banana stand george michael bluth
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>>37826867
I'd love to suck on one of these x
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Meme Cat 1
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>>37826807
>it's real
read a the first article about it that came up on google, the telegraph is shite
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>>37826961
oh fucking hell lads here we go.
>>
dont stop, be lee, ving. hold onto that fee, ling.
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>playing truth or dare at a party
>questions came from an app on someones phone
>my turn
>truth
>"who is the ugliest person in your friend group?"
>people are visibly holding back laughter
>say I don't know many people, pass

Did I do the right thing?
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>>37827122
Sorry to break it to you mate, but it's probably you
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>>37827122
you have to play it off by putting it on yourself. self deprecating homour is the way forward.
>let's be honest, it's me
and then laugh it off and move on
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>>37827122
>not saying it's the person with the question app
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Did myself a pizza, proper fucked it up cos it broke apart on the tray. It's chicken and bacon
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>>37827260
how tha fuck does a robot screw up a frozen pizza
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>>37826786
Thanks for the image, I spent all day trying to plan out a recipe and this helped me add the finishing touches
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>>37827290
I truly believe I am the ultimate robot. Every other 'robot' is a normie compared to me. I piss myself so I don't have to go toilet whilst gaming. I haven't showered in a month. No friends at all.

Bow down to your master.
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>>37826898
I absolutely need a BBC to fill my boipucci

fucking hell
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>>37827338
even ebin looks down on you
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does the smell of barbecues make anyone else feel sick? the smell of value burgers/hotdogs grilling that pollutes the whole surrounding air is completely disgusting. Makes me feel physically nauseous

once again, inconsiderate normies
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>>37824986
>whites cannot be terrorists can they?
*blocks your path*
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>>37827392
>irish
>white
pick one
not original suprisingly
>>
>>37827389
ebinchan how are you <3
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>>37827389
what does your cock and arsehole smell like ebin? I need details
>>
got my kitchen windows wide open downstairs lads, someone could easily just step up into my house through them desu

I mean, nobody should even be able to see them round the back of my house that borders fuck all, but still, feels pretty vulnerable, don't have any solid knives for self defence either!

at least I'm going to be staying up until the wee hours and then going to sleep hopefully for much of the day when it's hottest
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>>37824901
Lad hope you get shit hot at cooking and refuse to share any with her.
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>>37822879
>Red onion
wew lad
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>>37827445
Red onion is fuckin belting you mong
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>>37827426
Shit, woke up at 6pm and decided I didn't want to be awake so slept more till about 10pm, still don't want to be awake but I have to be haha

>>37827429
my cock sometimes smells like salty peppered salami, arsehole is upto your imagination anon
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>>37827389
>does the smell of barbecues make anyone else feel sick?
Have to disagree lad, I love the smell of BBQ
>>
Met another gay couple today

Once again, they're not monogamous

Why do these cretins date? What the fuck is their problem. That's literally 4 gay couples I know now that aren't monogamous.

Guess they stop giving a shit when the concept of procreation is off the table
>>
how can I acquire summer gf fellas?
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>>37827496
I don't like it though, don't like the majority of sausages and I hate all beef/burgers. I certainly wouldn't eat them grilled and with condiments.
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>lurk brit
>never once stepped foot on the british isles
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>>37827561
I stepped foot once
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>>37827561
Don't even bother. It's a paki and nigger infested shithole now
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>>37827501
It's cos men are hornier and don't really value sex as much, I think.

I was watching an episode of Holby City a while ago and the token gay guy had cheated on the other token gay guy. I thought it was a bit odd how he just wanted to laugh it off, like 'Haha come on be reasonable, it was just a quick shag'
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>Every window in my flat open for days
>Flat just still feels like a box of dense hot air
REEEE HOW CAN FUCKING NORMIES ENJOY THIS
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>>37827148
>>37827207
>>37827210
Also I accidentally talked about politics and made anti gay remarks when it turns out there was a bi guy in the room.
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>>37827601
I do shit like that all the time.

>Just started new job
>Try to make a bit of convo with older woman who works there
>"Ain't Dale Winton a right faggot".
>"My son is gay, anon".
>get called into a HR meeting and disciplined

Such is the life of a robot.
>>
Business idea: sell the shitpostbox idea to channel 4.
>>
bought the warriors ost lads, what a fucking banger

>>37827590
same, the sun's gone down, WHY'S IT SO HOT STILL
>>
>facebook stalking photos and videos from over 7 years ago

reached a new low
>>
Haha think I got those genital warts haha lads haha hahahahahahahaha
>>
>>37827601
When he's in his 30s, and settled down with a woman, he'll also have anti-gay remarks, so it#s fine

Or maybe I'm projecting because that's literally what happened to me. Faggots are the worst
>>
I don't feel very well
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>>37827501
>tfw faggot with bf
>In monogamous relationship, both robots who detest degenerates
>Know full well every other gay either of us is aware of irl or online is a huge STD ridden whore and/or lisping limp wristed faggot

The stereotypes are true (mostly). If you meet A GAY assume they're a dirty filthy whore because they probably are. Even a lot of robot homo's are filthy whores.
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>>37827590
get black out blinds
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>>37827501
>mfw a coworker (straight) tells me he's in an open relationship
Expected more from him tbqh, now I just feel she's fucking around behind his back and telling him it's progressive.
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>>37827389
>does the smell of barbecues make anyone else feel sick?
No, it makes me jealous.

I'm out walking around the neighbourhood, beautiful day, glorious scenery and I'm alone as usual. Suddenly I can smell and hear the sounds of people enjoying themselves in their back gardens. I just know that there are beautiful blonde girls back there, swooning over obnoxious brutes.

It's not fair, they should be with me.
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>>37827653
what's up anon? a cold shower might help in this heat!
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>>37827643
Sure they're not just those natural bumps lad?
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>>37827653
Really surprised this was original tbqhwysd
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>Just gone for a nice lunch
>Off for a walk in the sunshine
>Chav five years younger than me hanging out of a car:
>AHAHA FATTY!!
Back inside I'll stay
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>>37827643
pics

you weren't fucking whores were you?
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>>37827633

Channel 4
Chan4
4Chan

How deep does the rabbit hole go?
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>>37827590
>scaffolding's just been put up on my flat
>have to shut my windows in case some builder decides to climb into my flat and laugh at all my weeb shit
Slowly boiling to death is horrible but not as horrible as the prospect of some big blokes hotglueing all over my figs
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>>37827561
Don't. Stay away from my island.
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>>37827707
I love the way it does a little side-glance before throwing the punch
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>>37827660
Do you regularly socialise with other benders? Do they constantly make advances and want "threesomes" and shit?
>>
Any of you lads love the feeling of having someone absolutely depend on you?
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>>37827672
Well i'm happy over that, there was like 8 family downstairs the other day when I went to eat and being around made me physically ill. Don't like their smell and noise pollution affecting my mood though, that's what makes me angry

>>37827622
just pretend to be gay

>>37827633
you should unironically pitch this to them lad
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>>37827799
Yeah. I like to get women into a totally dependable state, and then ghost them. Totally shattering their self-worth. It makes me feel powerful.

Works best on women who are less attractive than you and those with low self-confidence. Easy to find on tinder tbqh.
>>
>>37827633
sell them a dramatic biopic on the life of harold shipman
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>>37826961
OH NO WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN IT REACHES ZERO?
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>>37827622
>>37827645
Do you guys do it without thinking? I wasn't even trying to make any point with it, but a little booze and I end up running my mouth.

I feel like a shit head now and they probably won't want me back.
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>>37827833
How do you find out that it shatters their self-worth?

Maybe they just get back on Tinder and meet someone else. Not like there's a shortage on there. There are some holes in your story lad. Sounds more like a revenge fantasy.
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>>37827799
Fuck no, dependence is made up of the three kryptonites of the manchild - expectation, obligation and emotional effort.
>>
>bedroom window wide open, right next to my bed
>every time someone goes for a fag all I can smell is their sodding fag smoke
Hyperthermia or slow cancer, which is better?
>>
>>37827622
Did you bring up dale because we were memeing him on britfeel?
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>>37827871
The last two girls I did this to left me pages of text messages, and missed calls spanning over the period of two weeks before they got the message.

tfw couldn't even be arsed reading the texts. Just scrolled through them.
>>
>used to worry about other people thinking about me and get anxious
>have now realized even when friends ought to be thinking about me, they aren't. rapidly approaching suicidal.
i wish i could say i was done with people but the only thing that still brings me pleasure is making people laugh.

not that i could even do comedy, now that i'm a fucking ghost. save maybe a funny suicide.
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>>37827785
>Do you regularly socialise with other benders?
No but we spot them around places and tell each other when we spot a new pair. We act straight in public to avoid unwanted attention.

>Do they constantly make advances and want "threesomes" and shit?
My bf trolls grindr whores and gets them to say what fucked up shit they'll do:

>One couple agreed to a pee fetish threesome because they're trying to pay for their wedding (kek)
>As soon as you hint at payment in your profile you'll be swamped with messages from young twink sluts
>Most of them agree to meet after like 5 minutes of talking

I pointed out to him how degenerate it was that not only were they listing their HIV status, some of them were listing their last test as 6 months ago. Having to clarify that in the first place is so fucking degenerate.
>>
>>37827898
Cool, so obviously there will be no problems posting the screenshots?

Ah wait...I'm sensing there's a problem. Perhaps you've just got a new phone and it doesn't have a record of them. Or maybe your phone is getting fixed at the moment. Or you've left it somewhere. Take your pick from the excuses lad.
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>>37827833
>Yeah. I like to get women into a totally dependable state, and then ghost them. Totally shattering their self-worth. It makes me feel powerful.
Yeah I like to daydream some pretty random shit too.
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>>37827900
One of my friends would always talk about how we should go to an open mic and each do stand up.

In wonder how he is now.
>>
>>37827934
>>37827934
>>37827951

How do I scribble details out with a screenshot on an iphone?
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>>37827900
make funny britfeel memes and make us laugh
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>>37827919
Good grief, that's worse than I originally thought

The state of some people
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>>37827707
Was walking minding my own business the other day, some random chav drove by and the passenger launched an egg at me, it missed.

>why do they do this
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>>37828001
When you take a screenshot it shows up in the camera roll. Just edit it in any drawing app.
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>>37828024
I can only assume that they realise that the people they bully in school are pretty much the same, only older, and it would be a shame to miss out on opportunities to pick on others. Those uncomfy high school feels really do never end.
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>>37828001
>Phoneposter
>iphone

Please scribble your life out of existence
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>>37827994
>open mic and each do stand up
This has the power to make even the more alpha of normies absolutely crumble when they come to the realisation they're not actually funny

>>37828024
Should have reported it mate, just say you saw a car with XXXX numberplate throwing things at passersby.
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>>37828040
you'll see it in next thread. about to go cold this one.
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>>37828024
Don't you think it would be fun to throw an egg at someone from a passing car?

It would be great fun. The only reason I don't do it every day is because I'm not a dickhead and I wouldn't like it done to me.

But if someone has zero morality then I think it would be an excellent thing to do.
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>>37828101
>buying himself more time.

Let's be honest mate, you're writing a fake screenshot.
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>>37827833
>Works best on women who are less attractive than you
>Works best on women who are less attractive than the picture of some random chad you used for your profile.
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>>37828107
>But if someone has zero morality then I think it would be an excellent thing to do.
>eggcellent
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>>37828189
>Lads I have an eggcellent idea, let's get two dozen eggs, get in the car, and launch them at pedestrians

>Ok dad! Let's go!
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>>37828024
>it missed.
that's just sad, you go to all the effort of throwing an egg at someone and you miss. What a mong
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>>37828276
"HAHA THROW MUCH?"
*car screeches to a halt and Deano emerges*
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NEW THREAD
>>37828349
NEW THREAD
>>37828349
NEW THREAD
>>37828349

Fuck this bot
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>>37828024
>>37828107

>He doesn't remember the Egg man from roadwars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psm97ScJWXc
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Just for the record, greenfall tower was 15.0% White British, and that was in 2011.
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