ITT weird shit you jerk off to

>>37820361
A normal human being whose sexual energy and desires have been corrupted by the modern world and the internet. Like the rest of us.

>underage desperately wanting to talk about babby's first fap

Out

>>37820361
>be me
>teen who plays French horn
>bathe
>imagine banging 14 year old tomboy catgirl
>have a wank

I am what?

>>37820361
A normie.
Fk off.

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>>37820361
To be fair id smash, youre my eyes goose well split fuck her

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>>37820361
>five six or seven years old
>going through the freudian phallic stage
>used to peek down my underwear and stare at my boners in certain places, such as the car
>mum used to play kiddie cassette tapes whenever I was in the car
>one of the song became associated with sexuality
>remembered it just earlier this year
>find it easily enough online
>decide to fap to it while wearing a pair of my old underwear that i still had
>10/10 orgasm, came almost instantly

A degenerate is what you are.

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>>37820361
Ever hear of "hairjobs?"
There is something about certain types of women's hairstyles, that is just sexually appealing to me. You think footfags are weird? I challenge you to look up a hairjob video, and not want to blow your load to it.
>pic related is the style that gets me diamonds everytime.

>>37820361
Im the same way anon, i to want a qt plane waifu

>>37822216
I'm a woman, and I think it's much better to be a hair fetishist than a foot fetishist. Feet are disgusting and boring, while hair can be beautiful. Hair is a lot more customizable, too.

>>37822281
Someone that understands! But,
would you jerk a guy off with your hair, or is that when it gets "too weird" for you? Obviously, everyone has their limits with what they will and won't do, but from a woman's perspective, how odd would it be to get a request like that?

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>>37820361
Here like this anon?
ORIGINALLLAL

>>37822445
Honestly, the idea of a hairjob is pretty weird, and it doesn't sound like it would be fun. Possibility of hair pulling, too. But I'd let you style my hair if you want and if you're good at it.

>>37822494
Thanks for your sincere answer. Honestly, just playing with it would be just as effective for me. God damn it.. Time to daydream again.

>>37822572
No problem. Never forget that your fetish is great and non-creepy compared to all the other sick fetishes all there. In fact, I'd go as far as to say that you're a chance for all the not-so-pretty femanons out there who still take care of their hair. If you like nails on top of that, then you're husband material too.

>>37820361
What are you?

Underage and banned.