My long-distance gf wants to talk on the phone today

>gf
ew, a straightfag
go back to /b/ please.

>>37820018
what's wrong with that?
originalo comment

>>37820050

Idk what to say. Would rather just listen to her talk and not say anything back

>LDR
>gf

out of here norman scum

>>37820018
>gf
>never talked on the phone before
stop deluding yourself

>>37820263

We send snapchats back and forth of us talking and audio messages on fb, bur have never actually conversed one on one on the phone.

She's in europe and i'm american

>long-distance gf

Fucking lel.

>>37820018

>gf
>hasn't heard her voice

kekekekekeke

>>37820022

jealous tranny alert

>>37820346

I have. It's very soothing and sexy

>first girlfriend is from India
>spend a couple months together in New Delhi
>fly home to continue my studies
>things are alright for a while
>after some time, she activates her fucking Bollywood Mode
>wants to talk on the phone every day, often for hours at a time
>make a joke about how we may as well just spend a full day talking
>she takes me seriously
>last for 10 hours listening to her talk about the Kardashians and dogs and other inane nonsense before giving up
>she doesn't talk to me for a week because I couldn't stay on the phone for a consecutive 24 hours
>starts wheedling me whenever I'm out with friends and getting angry when I don't leave them for half an hour to talk about her retarded-ass problems
>constantly emotionally abusive, narcissistic, and manipulative

>breakup after less than half a year apart

>think I'll be sad
>sort of depressed for a couple weeks

>quickly realize how much better my life is without a fucking maniac in it

That was four or five years ago. Literally the only thing I miss about that cunt are her tits.

Never again.

>>37820202
just talk about trivial shit .
how was your day?? do you like x??

things like that.

>>37820694

What's wheedling?

>>37820899

>employ endearments or flattery to persuade someone to do something or give one something.
or
>coax or persuade someone to do something

Example of wheedling:

>I know you're such a great guy, and we have such a special relationship... why can't you just step away from your friends for a while to talk?

>>37820696

I'm intimidated by her french accent. She said she loves my american one though.

>>37820018
you'll be fine anon! hopefully it'll just bring you closer together and you'll have found a new thing to bond with

>>37820022
Ew, a gayfag
Go back to /lgbt/ please.