>try prostate stimulation >blood and shit everywhere

How did you draw blood??????

>he's not into scat and blood
FUCKING NORMIE

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>>37819816
>try testicular stimulation
>accidentally get a gash on my dick

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>try nipple stimulation
>shatter entire ribcage

It's just not worth it bros

>try sticking barbell in ass
>butthole integrity has never been the same

>Try paradox stimulation
>rip a bloody gaping black hole in my ass

>>37819816
God that's why I'll never do anal (on myself)

I'm too squeamish and can't come to terms with my own anatomy

>try urethral insertion
>lose it inside dick
>permanent boner

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>>37819816
Pathetic plebian.

You eat a lot of fiber, you clean it out with water, and you go slow and work your way up.
Hell with enough fiber, you don't even need to clean out before anal, I don't anymore and I never leave shit behind.
I only clean if I want to go deep.

Also, you have to stay in decent shape (Don't be fat), and shave your body. You need to at least use an electric razor on your entire body.


You also need to find out what you like.

I personally like heavily textured toys with a lot of lube, it tickels your ring and after a while you go into a trance of just riding it. I once rode a dildo for 30 minutes and just edging.
I came buckets by the end of it.

Source: I can fist my own boypussy with about 30 minutes of warming up, and it's the most amazing feeling in the world, I pity the people that never reach that level.

>>37819816
My ass is so tight I can't even force a finger in.
Be careful dude. I don't know how girls can do it

>>37820778
You don't force it, you blithering idiot. You go slow and use lubricant. Just buy some coconut oil, easiest stuff to get your hands on that won't burn your arse like soaps do.

>>37820754
>I can fist my own boypussy

You shouldn't do that, most of what you said is good advice, but it's really easy to get your hand stuck in the anal cavity.

>>37820778
Lots of lube and relaxation, you'll loosen up once you get your thumb on the button

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>>37820801
How would it get stuck?
Honestly my only problem is getting it down to the wrist, as there is a lot of extra stretching right before that.

>>37820729
Sounding feels amazing, too bad I got limited tools.
Every tried chastity with inbuilt sounding?
It's literally the best.

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>try penile stimulation
>dick breaks

>>37821385
excuse me but what

>>37821534
>try penile stimulation
>*snap*

>>37819816
The number of failed prostate simulations here is the reason why I shall never do it
Even with girls I find anal gross. Such a normie fetish.

>>37819816
this is why I didn't go any further into this """"fetish""""

blood and shit.

>>37821573
>>37821593
And thats why you are weak people