Mine;
>wake up 12 pm
>not hangover ever though I drank eight bottles of beer the night before
>rise, eat five toasts with butter and jam
>start five threads on 4chan which all get infected with angry people fighting eachother over bullshit
>have a good laugh
>17 pm - walk outside, the sky is dark and clody, the winds are strong and normies from all over town are struggling to get home from another lousy day at work
>have a pityful laugh over their sorry lifes
>buy pasta, steak and sauce
>just enough money for a sixpack of good beer
>walk home, just as I walk inside it starts raining cats and dogs
>crack open the first beer and bump my threads with hateful replies to the most angry guys I can find
>watch my neighbors argumenting while eating my steak way too rare
>>37819459
Wake up 5 am even on days off
> get coffee
>smoke bowl
>feed cats
> gaem time, hmm mount n blade
>smoke bowl
> get coffee
>smoke bowl
>gaem time 2 maybe soulsborne
>play guitar a bit before passing out at noon
> wake up at 4 pm. Check tv. Tv suck
> sit on porch cuz nice VA weather
>dad gets home
> watch some tv with dad and brother > > bro cook dinner or I order pizza
>maybe have some booze with my dad, but I only drink like 2rd a month
>smoke bowl
>gaem tiem part 3 unless I'm too depressed
> pass out from 11 pm til 4 or 5am
Rinse lather report
Unless I have work or decide to chill with friends
>>37819870
You smoke way to much reefer
>don't wake up at all
>>37820144
I realize I put one too many in there , smoke a bowl never comes before grab coffee, I always sip on my coffee while I'm smoking. I usually smoke 3 a day
>>37820155
Kek, and also bump I want to see the robo preferred life
>>37820418
They are scared to tell people. Even here
>>37819459
Kek, sounds beautiful brah. Shitposting, pissing spergs off, and smoking pot (I don't like alcohol)
>wake up, 5am
>see the time, go back to sleep
>wake up at 8
>nice hot shower, get dressed
>go to a nearby cafe for breakfast, usually coffee eggs and toast
>reply to my texts
>finish my breakfast
>order another coffee and light up a cigarette, read until 11 or so while smoking
>if friends want to hang out, go out with them
>if not, think about a nice place I wanted to eat at and go there to eat
>if it's hot, have a nice cool beer with a light lunch
>go back home, load up 4chan and some tunes
>kick back on the sofa and shitpost
>around 5pm exercise
>see if any of my friends wants to get dinner, if not eat by myself outside or make some food
>8pm, booty call one of my girl friends with benefits
>she comes over
>we talk and watch a movie
>take a bath together
>if too tired, we just sleep and cuddle, otherwise I fuck her and we clean up and shower again then go to sleep