>Had huge influence and cult following over chads and roasties willing to die for him
>Women are declared property and marrying a loli is legal
>Sex with lolis is legal too
>Chad and roasties die in your name and for your cause while bearing your surname
>Their children and subsequent generations also bear your surname
>Roasties that cheat on you with chad are sentenced to death(stoning, hanging, etc.)
>Outlawed bacon in times of famine and secretly hogged them for himself
>Executed anyone he wanted