Robots of History

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For me? It's lebron. He's such a massive failure that he has five (5 (FIVE (V))) finals losses which just proves that he has to be one of us, a true robot, a true epitome of failure.

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>>37816376
FUCK OFF I THOUGHT /R9K/ WAS SAFE FROM THIS SHIT

LITERALLY ALL OF HIS FINALS LOSSES ARE EXCUSABLE EXCEPT 2011

>>37816462
>EXCEPT 2011
What happened then?

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Kierkegaard's journals showed him to be extremely neurotic, and he was a fucking cripple. When he first started seriously writing, all the normies mocked him for being a cripple instead of paying attention to what he wrote. His neuroticism also led him to make things go awry with his fiance, which means he never married, which means he died a virgin. Kierkegaard was a certified roboto.

>>37816541
You can see autism in those eyes

>>37816376

>fit
>chad
>nigger

NORMIE ALERT

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>>37816462
>lebaby fan gets upset and shouts (yes, shouts in ALL CAPS) at me
Is this what victory feels like? God bless the golden state warriors

>>37816472
his superteam got shit on by old man dirk and the masv

>>37816541

"Though five of his seven children died before he did, both Kierkegaard and his brother Peter Christian Kierkegaard outlived him.[31]

>>37816644
Soren and Christian sent eachother congratulation letters when they had both outlived their father, because the family seemed to be so unlucky.

Lovecraft, Tesla.

>>37816877
Lovecraft had a wife and some lovers. He's not a robot.