Times you've cucked yourself out of getting a gf

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>>37814932
>6th grade
>shortest kid in class
>costa rican girl with braces and two friends always picking on me
>always chasing me in the schoolyard during lunch
>one day she pins me down
>starts trying to kiss me
>start getting flustered
>push her off of me
>she starts crying
>her friends ask me why I don't want to be her bf
>say she's always bothering me and it's annoying
>she drops the whole thing
>never bother me throughout middleschool
>first day of 8th grade
>she comes in like she got an entire makeover
>all the guys fawning over her
>she ends up with a friend of mine
>graduate and cut contact with everyone
>kicked out of highschool
>still no gf at 19

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>>37815225
Also I forgot to mention that I sometimes still look at her facebook profile. She really became an absolute babe.

Talking with my oneitis about sex and my virginity. Long story short, I was telling her how much I'm into her and I'd feel comfortable with her being my first. She tells me "good things come to those who wait, anon" then gives me a kiss. I still managed to fuck that one up by sperging out and never making a move. I definitely still have a chance with her though. Weve messed around before and have shared a bed multiple times too

>>37814932
this was awhile ago but
>be hs freshman
>make friends with a girl that's a senior
>she tells me she likes me
>don't say anything
>she sits on my lap but I tell her to stop
idk why I did that
saw her a few years later when I was waiting for the bus and she gave me a lap dance

>>37815265
Scratch that, I have made definitely made moves on her. I wasn't able to take it all the way or she wouldn't be that into it I guess

>>37814932
if she was into black gang dudes, was she really your type though?

maybe you rejected her because of your spidey sense.

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>helping out counting votes
>paired with a qt girl I never met, despite being my age
>super autistic but manage to not fuck up too much
>actually make her laugh a few times
>did a shitload of extra checking for 2 hours because someone else fucked up
>appreciated the effort, guess she was a little impressed by such autism
>don't finish until 3 am
>our way home is in the same general direction
>about to go our separate way
>tells me she's a little scared walking the last bit home alone because it's dark
>tell her she'll be fine, say bye and just leave
>don't realize what I just did until like 10 minutes later

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>>37815376
Why can I never end up situations like this?

>>37815397
i'm not even good looking or anything. guess I just got incredibly lucky but my autism made sure I wouldn't be happy. Maybe I'm also just misreading the situation and she really was scared

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>>37814932
>>She goes on to date some giant black guy that got killed a year later in some gang incident

Meh if she would date a person like that not much was lost desu.

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>>37815547
Even if she was actually scared it could have led to something man.

Chad here. This is killing me. You fucking guys. Oh God...

more.

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>>37814932

>be 14 year old insecure paranoid edgy emo fag avoided wemon because of fear of humuliation
>not going to go into why or how it became to be about
>my edginess allowed me to transfer me to a different school full.
>the school was mainly for those how have learning or behavior problems
>kinda like a special needs school but with less borderline retards
>some how make 2 freinds considering being antisocial and well all that shit
>the school is mostly male dominated in terms of students
>one day a girl transfers to that school same day had a haircut.
> couple of days pass by one of the staff members passes me by and warns me that stay away from her she has a little crush on me
>lol no prop is why im here in the first place
>stray away from here not even trying
>that was seven years ago just discoverd she does porn
>while i had to lose my virginity to a hooker.
fucking why did hade to end up that way

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>>37815666
I'm gonna need a sauce on that porn Mr. Satan.

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>sophomore year of college
>have this qt in a class 2 semesters in a row
>second semester we start talking a little bit after class
>still sperg out here and there, but nothing too bad and we keep it up for a while
>one day we're walking after class and I ask her where she works
>she says "Shoe Carnival" which is very clearly a shoe store, but for some reason I start trying to riff of it or something
>"Oh, so is that a shoe themed carnival, or is it a carnival for shoes to attend?"
>"If it's the latter, do they have the same rides as a normal carnival or are they specially designed for shoes to ride them?"
>"And if a shoe were to go there on a date with another shoe, would they go with a shoe of the same pair or would they date a different shoe entirely?"
>I ramble about the logistics of this for 5 minutes straight
>finally turn to her and she is not following whatsoever
>start spilling my spaghetti even harder and try to change the subject, but the damage has already been done
>try to avoid her for the rest of the semester, and the few times we do interact I can tell she speaks to me as if I'm legitimately somewhat mentally challenged

I honestly don't know what's wrong with me.

>>37815873

So fucking me_irl

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>>37815578
>walk her home
>I'm so scared, anon
>And rightfully so
*rapes her*

>>37815666
seconding this
>>37815851


original oregano

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>>37815983
Didn't mean it like that but I suppose that's one way to look at it.

>>37815873
there was something wrong with her imo.
it's not always the autist that is deficient. sometimes its the normie that's just a bit dumb and doesn't follow and thus misunderstands the autist.