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>>37813596

Are you sure it's not the dik

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>>37813596
>tfw your fellow board members are so retarded they will actually reply to you and to me because I am a real fembot

wow you must be real fugly

>>37813596
Well what is your taste then?

>>37813637

>unironically like Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

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>>37813596
If you like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and Sid Meier's Civilization, then I demand that you marry me posthaste!

>>37813596
Where do I meet socially retarded retards like this?

>>37813665
pfft, baby
I like godzilla 1996

>>37813596
I hate these images. Who makes them? They're pretty good.

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>tfw on a diet
>tfw really want chocolate
>tfw chocolate is always an insane amount of calories
>tfw never satisfied with just a small amount

devils food!

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how do you even begin eating less? The feeling of hunger is so overbearing. Vegetables, pasta, rice, and potatoes aren't very filling.

>>37813596
>Wall fall of shit games except one.
>That game happens to be the greatest game ever made.
Not sure how I feel about that picture.

>>37813769
Be my overweight gf.

>>37813769
by wanting to? idk i don't have much sympathy for someone who thinks vegetables aren't filling.

>>37813868

Don't still full long after eating non-meats.

>>37813896
try keto? it's a good fatfuck starting point

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>go out to Golden Corral with my skinny friends
>apparently eat way more than them without realizing it
>they start teasing me for eating so much and poke at my stomach

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>too nervous to bring a guy to my room because of how messy it is
>too lazy to clean up room

>>37813769
>Vegetables, pasta, rice, and potatoes aren't very filling.

Well first of all, pasta and potatoes aren't shit you should be filling up on.

And if you aren't getting full on veggies; eat more. Its impossible to get fat on veggies

>guys don't like me
>hormones convince me all I need is someone to cuddle and kiss and tell my thoughts to etc
>I will never have that
>never leave my house so don't even have a chance to meet people, even awkward autistic guys are out of my league

>>37813615
I forgive shitty taste in media consumption when a cute grill has a cute dick.

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>be me
>live in Putin's Russia
>it sucks, Putin is a faggot who oppresses us
>want to marry an American for citizenship so I can escape
>all the men on 4chan are Trump supporters, and Trump colluded with Putin so I can't deal with men that think that's ok

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>starting to regret putting in so much money and effort into hobby

>>37814082
Hi, I voted for Jill Stein
How do I marry you

>>37813769
i force myself to stop eating after 6pm every day after a while your body yearns for nothing.

>>37814082
i'll marry you but you have to lick my vagina every 3-4 days

>>37814084
>birth control

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37814047
>awkward autistic guys are out of my league
I am? thanks for the confidence boost

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>>37814084
>there are Vriska horns hanging from her mirror
oh boy

>>37814082
Finland here. Hop over the border and we can get married and have a comfy life together and beautiful children.

>tfw bf is only into femdom when he's extremely horny
>tfw can't dress him up in pretty panties and stockings

Your taste probably is shit then
What games do you like? Genres and examples
>Inb4 csgo

>>37813596
>tfw the rumour that im a virgin (very true) was spread around campus and now irritating 'traditional' men keep propositioning me
It's nothing to do with traditionalism or religion. Just waiting for the right guy.

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>>37814082

>be fembot
>be stupid
>actually believe Trump and Putin colluded

>>37813769
A few things you can do to start:
1. Switch out sugars with fake sugars. Not good long term but will help you slim down, eat fewer calories, and become less addicted to sugar.
2. Up caffeine intake. Take a caffeine pill in the morning and an hour before lunch. Again, may not be good long term but you need to change your habits.
3. Don't eat breakfast or any snacks. Eat 2 meals a day. Limiting the number of times you eat in a day will restrict your calories way more than you expect. Even if you gorge during those 2 meals, I bet you'll start losing weight.

>>37814236

>tfw when men want to love and marry you

Tell me more about hard your life is sista!

>>37814155
Yeah, you've probably got more of a personality than me, and do you have a job? I never have

>>37814309
>Tell me more about hard your life is sista!
Men don't want to love me. They want me for some arbitrary bit of skin that they think has meaning. That's a very different thing.

I just want a nerdy girl with shit taste that likes to talk a lot . Who i get a girl like that? Why is so fucking hard?Thats all what i want, i dont even care for looks anymore

>>37814084
Jesus fucking christ who makes these?

>>37814325

That skin does have meaning. If you're a whore the chances you're capable of commitment are low.

>tfw when people don't understand how precious but also difficult commitment can be.

>tfw scared of and dislike men but can't escape them
Why do they have to bother you in the street etc.? Has it ever worked?

>>37814144
dude here but BC can make periods less shitty. lots of doctors prescribe it for that

>>37813596

it's not a real PPP image without some ominous bit of prose somewhere in it.

>>37814188
No one likes a dominant female.

>>37814346

In a world of dangerous beasts, you need one to help you, care for you, and protect you anon.

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just made this.i think it properly represents the majority of femanons.

>>37814343
I would still be the same person if I'd had a partner or two in my past. I would still care about commitment. Besides, it doesn't change the fact that they don't care about -me-, they care about something that I consider completely inconsequential to who I am.

>>37814360
youre the reason why qt femdom girls hide in the shadows :/

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>tfw I fart silently whenever I pass by a Stacy

My dirty little secret.

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>>37814268
>remove providing arms to Ukraine from the GOP platform
>repeatedly call Putin a strong leader and better than Obama
>literally ask Russia to go through Hillary's emails in a campaign speech (while later denying Russia was behind the hacking)
>say absolutely nothing about Russia's disinformation campaign during our election plus the hacking, even the hacking that wasn't the DNC (I know you're going to lazer focus on the DNC so let's just agree to leave that out of this)
>your NSA got caught offering to lift sanctions when talking to the Russian ambassador
>give the Russians their diplomatic compounds back that were seized in retaliation for the interference, while asking for nothing in return

>think that Trump bombing an empty air strip and giving the Russians warning so that they suffered no damage, and in fact they were able to use that air strip that same day, proves that Trump isn't butt buddies with Putin

>>37814370
>In a world of dangerous beasts, you need one to help you, care for you, and protect you anon.
What, a man? No thank you. I'm not becoming a sex/household slave for someone, particularly not the kind of man who has a 'protector' shtick.

>>37814382

There is literally science behind it that proves the more partners a woman has the more likely it is she will cheat. That's not a woman worthy of a man's time, effort, and commitment.

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>>37813730
Like 200 fucking calories for a single bar? That's nothing. Than again, to maintain my weight I have to eat 2500 calories.

>>37814329
Nerdy girls are Chad's cumdumps ever since nerdy shit became mainstream and started attracting girls in the first place, which inevitably attracted Chad like chum attracts sharks.

>>37814380
i love this
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>>37814403
>There is literally science behind it that proves the more partners a woman has the more likely it is she will cheat. That's not a woman worthy of a man's time, effort, and commitment.
Still, they don't care about anything about who I am. That's far more important to me than the fact that they think I'll be a good little loyal baby maker for them.

>>37814404
>2500 calories.
gross

>>37814382
>be a cumdump
>say you care about commitment
stop lying to yourself and to everyone around you

>>37814451
>stop lying to yourself and to everyone around you
What are you on about? I'm a virgin.

>>37813596
Whats a fembot??

Hfcexvjb

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>>37813769
Okay, so imagine you have a bunch of food. Now imagine you don't eat it. Okay, now don't eat it.

It's not hard, it's literally just nonaction.

>>37814451
1-2 partners is not a cumdump you autistic fuckwit.

>>37814082
Lmao, shkura, how does he oppresses you personally?

>>37814478
did I hurt your whore feelings?

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>>37814399

>during our election plus the hacking

Til things not connected to the internet can be hacked. Get fucked retard the election can't be hacked.

>say absolutely nothing about Russia's disinformation campaign

Say nothing about the professional hill shills disinformation campaign by the dems aka Hillary.

>say nothing about the fact that these fuckers are still here and millions are being put into leftist propaganda or reddit and 4chan.

>your NSA got caught offering to lift sanctions when talking to the Russian ambassador

Yeah, because oil is down. Either way, Trump hasn't done that now has he? Or did the huffington post leave that part out?

>Trump isn't butt buddies with Putin

Implying working together to take out the terrorists is a bad idea.Still living in the past as if Russia is still our enemy and not just a boogeyman for lefties to project their fears. Again, get fucked dumbass.

>>37814401

Most men have that "paladin" kind of instinct anyway no? The only ones who don't are passive guys or guys that got feed up about being "the protector" and don't care anymore

>Never did sports
>Still try to keep strong
>Exercise and use makeshift weights
>Pride myself on being above average strength, think I could probably take an aeverage stength man in a fight (Dont know if I actually could, never had to try.)
>End up stopping after living in with a friend for a bit, they did the more physical chores
>Only a little while later, somehow lost most of it extremely easily
Shit sucks.
All I want is a strength power fantasy, is that too much to ask. Yes, I know it is

>>37814486
I'm male. You are a moron if you think TWO (2) partners qualifies as a cumdump.

>>37814401

So find yourself a cuck. There's plenty around kek. Just don't expect him to protect you if you ever need it and both of you can have a 'omg so progressive' relationship.

>>37814497
>Most men have that "paladin" kind of instinct anyway no?
Exactly. I hate it. I'd rather date no one than someone who treated me like a child.

>>37814490
>the election can't be hacked.

not via the internet maybe, but there's tons of electronic machines all over the country that have virtually no protections against hacking.

putin is a literal despot and aligning your interests with him in any sense but the most bare pragmatic way is a sign that you're not a real american, you're a bootlicker in waiting.

90% of posters ITT are male. What is the point of "fembot" threads?

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>>37814419

Another episode of modern woman wants to be whore. Let me guess, you want a nigger to fuck you silly too?

Women are too easy for (((them)) aren't they?

>>37814506
keep orbiting and wking and maybe someday she'll hug you

>>37814047
You're just waiting for a Chad pizza delivery guy to fuck you roastie. I know female nature I watch a lot of porn

>>37814524
The point is to try to convince femanons to post tits.

>>37814399
>>remove providing arms to Ukraine from the GOP platform

Fake news, in fact, Obama repeatedly ignored Ukrainian governments plead for weapons and was never called out on it.

>>repeatedly call Putin a strong leader and better than Obama

Putin is a strong leader. Strong does not equal good.

>>literally ask Russia to go through Hillary's emails in a campaign speech (while later denying Russia was behind the hacking)

Was a joke. And even if it were true, that still doesn't take away what Clinton did. (Hide and delete emails, store them in an unsecure server)

>>say absolutely nothing about Russia's disinformation campaign during our election plus the hacking, even the hacking that wasn't the DNC (I know you're going to lazer focus on the DNC so let's just agree to leave that out of this)

There's propaganda on all sides. Almost the entire media is pushing anti-Trump propaganda while crying about Russian propaganda.

>>your NSA got caught offering to lift sanctions when talking to the Russian ambassador

Russian sanctions increased just this past week.

>>give the Russians their diplomatic compounds back that were seized in retaliation for the interference, while asking for nothing in return

Didn't happen, that was a rumor leaked by (((anonymous sources)))

You can criticize Trump for what he's done, but make it real criticism, not based on false info.

>>37814490
Russia did not hack the voting machines. They tried to hack the companies that maintain the voter rolls (VR Systems and others). The voting machines are not connected to the internet, but that's not what Russia tried to hack so that's irrelevant.

It hasn't even been 6 months yet, and the fact that Flynn offered it is really telling. Rex Tillerson also spoke out against sanctions. Why is Trump trying to cozy up to Russia, while putting pressure on Cuba? Using your logic, we should be trying to improve relations with Cuba and removing sanctions.

Again, why hasn't Trump done ANYTHING Russia wouldn't like? We need to be increasing the sanctions, not lifting them. Russia is not our ally, they prop up regimes like Maduro in Venezuela.

>>37814532
>Another episode of modern woman wants to be whore. Let me guess, you want a nigger to fuck you silly too?
What on earth are you talking about? I just want a man who values me for me, not for my virginity. I don't want to be a whore, I just want to be more than a "less likely to cheat" statistic.

>>37814533
Stay miserable and virginal. Hopefully your genetic line dies with you.

>>37814549
What valuable traits do you have?
How would you impress me?

>>37814505

Female power fantasies works like the male ones? When i have asked woman if they have power fantasies most of them don't know how to explain themselves. The male powerfantasy isn't just about pure brute force it also haves to do with looks and sex appeal or even wit or intelligence. I have a female friend that considers a power fantasy using scantily clad fantasy characters that are able to blow shit up

>>37814523
>tons of electronic machines all over the country that have virtually no protections against hacking.

You mean like how George Soros is on the board of directors for the company that manufactures electronic voting booths?

>but muh russians

>>37814601
I have curves and natural unwashed hair

>>37814601
>What valuable traits do you have?
I'm kind, intelligent, logical, well read, on track for an excellent academic record and good career, I'm a good musician. I know how to hold a conversation etc. I don't know, it's really up to the individual what they like and don't like and find impressive.

>>37814542
>Fake news, in fact, Obama repeatedly ignored Ukrainian governments plead for weapons and was never called out on it.
Because Obama was a pussy. I have no problem saying that. I am Russian after all.

>Strong does not equal good.
Listen to Trump's comments in context. He brought up Putin's approval rating and practically ejaculated over it.

>that still doesn't take away what Clinton did.
So lock her up as well. Why do you think I'm opposed to this?

>Hide and delete emails
She followed standard operating procedure using bleachbit to erase classified information. Same with smashing the phones, they're literally required to do so.

>store them in an unsecure server
So lock her the fuck up.

> Almost the entire media is pushing anti-Trump propaganda while crying about Russian propaganda.
It's not propaganda if it's True. Trump is very much like Putin, and Putin has ruined my country. You are a useful idiot.

>Russian sanctions increased just this past week.
No, they did not. The Senate passed a bill to increase sanctions on Russia and Iran, the House has to vote on it and if they pass it, the President has to sign it into law.

>Didn't happen, that was a rumor leaked by (((anonymous sources)))
You're right that it didn't happen yet, but it wasn't "leaked" by an anonymous source either. The Trump administration came out in the open and said they were working towards it.

>>37814618
Does that mean a hairy pussy?

>>37814613
>>but muh russians
Russians are literally massacring my people in Ukraine. Do you think this is a fucking joke? Russia IS evil. Just go to eastern Europe and ask anyone.

>>37814346
Are you a lesbo? And idk how to avoid men, just learn to take it as a compliment when they catcall you or learn to ignore it I guess. Tbh I wouldn't mind if women started catcalling me, it would be a nice ego boost.

>>37814618

I have seen that one of the traits that man values the most is loyalty, not only with woman but also between them, and with loyalty i mean the hardcore kind of loyalty, like middle ages levels, like "war companions" and things like that, this is because men have the constant fear (maybe paranoia) of getting betrayed so they look for someone they can put all their confidence on, just one person to feel secure (can be male or female) this can easily overwhelm the other person because is a lot of compromise

>>37814606
Guess so, I'm not really the person to define how anybody's fantasy should work, and I dont think that they really can. But I've just always liked the idea of being really intimidating to everybody from being strong and crafty, stuff like that for respect.
If I wasnt so anxious about random things I probably would do things to fulfill it but it's whatever, it's stupid probably.

>>37814659
Yeah ask people of the eastern Ukraine.
They are actually mad because Russia don't do anything about helping them win the war.

>>37814360
I'm actually a sub most of the time. But I want to be the gentle dom now and then.

>>37814563
i'm neither, and for all i know i'm a dad, too. stay orbital.

>>37814625
>I know how to hold a conversation
Oh fuck off already Stacy. You cannot be a robot if you're capable of insipid "small talk."

Fucking roastie.

BTW I am not a Russian female. Please stop responding to my bait.

Goodnight, fuckboys.

>>37814563
We all will. Obviously

>>37813596
>manage to get a guy all the way to the stage where we talk about our interests without him losing interest
>end up explaining the bunny hopping technique and skill needed to dunk on slows with an EPG in TF2 and how its basically america's first successful toedip into weeb subjects without actually being weeb
>"why can't you just be cute?"
Fuck you i sat there and actually tried to be genuinely interested in your spurge on climate change not everybody is a spineless shit and dislikes guns and loud noises, ass.

>>37814692
>You cannot be a robot if you're capable of insipid "small talk."
A conversation about philosophy, literature, politics and history etc. Not small talk. I hate small talk.

>>37814659

Go to latin america a and pretty much everyone there will tell you that the US "is evil". Both russia and usa have done terrible shit to little countries

>>37814625
A lot of these aren't very good.
You don't sound very passionate.

I think if you said you love anime and want to share more anime with people, that would be a bigger sign of some zest for life on your part.

>I'm a good musician
Vs
>I love music and want to learn more about it, so I play a lot

Really if you want to be loved for your interests, you need to look more like you love your interests yourself.
You're making the mistake all the male khvs do by putting the horse before the cart.

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>>37814688
>Ukrainians need MORE Russian domination

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>i like a guy 2 years younger than me
>im afraid they will think im a pedo
>tfw no younger bf to take care of as a mommy gf

>>37814549
You sound like a type of girl that romanticize the concept of having bf, but when somebody is interested you are picky as hell.

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>>37814541
Its the fucking internet. You liteeally have access to an unlimited anmount of pictures of tits.
Why do you want to get them here?

>>37814725
>2 years is a big difference
how old are you, 10?

>>37814723
>implying eastern ukrainians are not Russian people
>implying ukrainians are not forced meme to divide people
Lmao

>>37814745
Average insecure female desu. I think a lot of women are unironically afraid of the dark.

>>37814721
I'm a reserved person. I love academia and music, but I'm not a gushing type of person. Sorry if you want something different, but it's not in my nature to be extroverted or overly exciteable.

>>37814637
>Because Obama was a pussy

I agree but the GOP platform never removed providing arms to Ukraine. That's fake news.

>Listen to Trump's comments in context. He brought up Putin's approval rating and practically ejaculated over it.

Trump called Putin a brutal dictator that does good for Russia.

>So lock her up as well.

I agree, wish Trump locked her ass up.

>She followed standard operating procedure using bleachbit

Oh sweetie, no she didn't. Standard operating procedure is to NEVER have those emails and documents in an unsecure server. She erased the evidence of her criminality.

>It's not propaganda if it's True

Most of it isn't true and you just admitted to it in your own post, retard. The only idiot here is you. And no, you aren't useful.

>You're right that it didn't happen yet,

See, dummy?

>>37814704
You both sound like pretty dull people to be honest

>>37814709
Everyone is capable of holding a conversation about their interests. I'd be more concerned with your ability to be engaged in a conversation about something you didn't find interesting. Most people can't do it, and end up looking at their phones or otherwise diverting their attention.

Why the fuck would I waste my breathe talking if you're going to turn a deaf ear?

>>37814728
What's wrong with being picky? I'd rather wait for the right man than date 20 wrong ones.

How many fembots on this thread want a token gay friend? I've helped a fembot get a beta-chad bf before.

>>37814777
>Why the fuck would I waste my breathe talking if you're going to turn a deaf ear?
I mean, I'm happy to learn about people's interests, and be interested in them. I'm just not good at talking about things that I know I'm not interested in, like makeup or gossip or cars.

>>37813957
I'd like to have sex with noemi desu

>>37814757
If you lived in Russia I would report you for spreading homosexual propaganda because I can smell Putin's semen in your breath.

>>37814774
You can't just ignore everything you disagree with as fake news, only respond to the points that make you look good, and ignore the parts where I refuted you.

WHY are Trump administration officials speaking out against sanctions on Russia because of their terrible record with human rights, while tightening sanctions on Cuba for their record on human rights?

>>37814360
Speak for yourself, origami.

>>37814787
Lmao just what I expected.
Don't cry here then
>waaaah I have men interested in me but I don't like them I'm so looooonely

>>37814807
Because Russia is a very powerful regional power involved in Eastern Europe and Syria while nobody cares about Cuba.

>>37814817
Well don't cry about girls taking the slutty "fucking many wrong ones" route then.

>>37814764
It's not about what I want, I'm reserved too and I know how hard it is to express yourself in a modest and comfortable way.

But you really should try to share what you love even if it feels wrong. It's the best way to connect to people. Maybe the only way.

>>37814807
>WHY are Trump administration officials speaking out against sanctions on Russia because of their terrible record with human rights, while tightening sanctions on Cuba for their record on human rights?

Because we want Russia to do things for us while Cuba offers us nothing so why would we accept their human right abuses? I mean, how fucking dumb are you and everyone else that uses this argument?

We make deals with human rights abusers because we want them to do something for us, like dealing with Saudi Arabia to curb international terrorism. It's simple logic.

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>>37814774
There are plenty of people who would love to have the option to wipe their servers before handing it to authorities. We're only deleting personal e-mails... we swear. It was only 20,000 personal e-mails. You can have the rest.

>>37814807
I didn't say a word about Putin tho, why are you bringing him, khokhol?

>>37814764

You don't have to but how you expect a guy to not feel intimidated by your hard as steel exterior then? Bonds have to start somewhere and people tend to go to the "warm and fuzzy" sides instead of the cold ones, why do you think that "motherly" girls are so desired by men?. No, you don't have to be extroverted and loud, but by the way you talk or describe things you seem too "structured" and that tends to be a turn off, people like that only bonds deeply with other people equally structured.

>khv
>acquire first bf, who isn't a virgin
>tfw can't stop thinking about the fact his dick has been inside other girls
>tfw everything sweet he's said to me has been said to other girls before me

>>37814828
I don't, I perfectly understand that women can't be robots, because if they cry about loneliness it's the path they chose.

>>37813596
Is that Dungeon Defenders 2? Cool

>>37814801
Engagement isn't an oral exam. Even if none of the information was absorbed, I'd be satisfied if you appeared to be listening. All too often I'll have someone ask me a question about some autistic interest of mine, only for them to immediately hop on their cellphone and ask me to repeat myself. It's infuriating and insulting. Roasties especially tend to do this.

>>37814787
didn't read the conversation so I'm going in rambo
>What's wrong with being picky? I'd rather wait for the right man than date 20 wrong ones.
Please keep this ideology, thank you.

>>37814761
The dark can be pretty scary. I used to live in the middle of nowhere, a ghost town with maybe a dozen crazies, and on cloudy nights it would be completely and totally dark to the point where human eyes can't adjust. I'd go for walks outside to test my courage and it would be like oh fuck oh shit what was that noise fuck I don't wanna die oh wait that was a sheep wait fuck can sheep kill me fuuuuuck

Anyway I don't think anyone will give a fuck if you date someone two years younger, even if you are 12.

>>37814775
I make no claims against that otherwise but when a discussion about actual guns and the ownership of them sends you on a diatribe about the right and their destruction of the enviroment for an hour somethings gotta change there.

>>37814825
Russia is a gas station with an economy smaller than Italy. If we are going to make deals with them, we need to make deals where we benefit. So far the Trump administration has only given us empty rhetoric about "improved relations". America is not winning here. We are being taken advantage of.

>>37814836
What can Russia do for us? Why do we need to accept their human rights abuses in order to get them to do things for us? I thought Trump was an excellent deal maker that put America first? He should be able to get a deal that benefits America without supporting dictators in Russia.

>>37814843
Speak for yourself, fag. I'd much rather a cold woman that isn't afraid to challenge me than some doormat "cozy" blob.

>>37814787
Purefags are honestly just fags, both male and female. Who gives a shit about "Waiting for the right guy?" And Jesus Christ, what fag cares about their girl's "purity?" Life is short and meaningless, have sex, drink, smoke blunts, have fun, dick around until you die. Everyone is fags honestly

>>37814841
Because Putin's semen has a unique scent, and you reek of it.

>>37814313
no job, no personality
I like toku if that's counts

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>>37814890
The rope is too good for degenerate hedonists like you.

>>37813596
I would be probably more interested in your Nozomi memorabilia than in you

>>37814890
I don't care so much for if the right man is the only man, just that I lose it to someone who I care about and who cares about me.

>>37814883
>What can Russia do for us?

End the Syrian Refugee crisis that is literally destabilizing all of Europe as we speak? How old are you? Are you a woman? It's very simple logic and yet you can't follow.

>Why do we need to accept their human rights abuses in order to get them to do things for us?

Because that's how these international dealings goes.

>I thought Trump was an excellent deal maker that put America first?

If that was the case, then Trump wouldn't care about international human rights at all and would deal with everyone.

>He should be able to get a deal that benefits America without supporting dictators in Russia.

Russia offers America nothing. They just militarily threaten Europe and the Middle East. So we have to deal with them to get them to use their military the way we want them to.

Have sex with anyone, you're a whore.
Don't have sex with anyone, you're a picky bitch.

A male anon please explain, is the thought that the only way to win this is that the person posting it only wants themselves to be the one sex? It really seems that way.

>>37814895
You seem like a semen expert.
>>37814866
You understand that you are one of the 'wrong man', right?

>>37814704
What in the remotest fuck is weeb about bunny hopping?

>>37814082
Degenerate kurva.

>>37814940
Nothing wrong with being picky. Crying about your loneliness when you are picky is wrong.

>>37814940

The ideal is to find one guy that is your soul mate and marry him and live with him for life. I know it's highly unlikely, but we should all strive for that instead of just doing one night stands and fucking around.

>>37814940
>don't have sex with anyone you're a picky bitch
Who says this?

>>37814945
>You understand that you are one of the 'wrong man', right?
>been with gf for five years
>happily together
>marry her two years in relationship
Yeah anon.

>>37814940
you're only allowed to sleep around with underage boys.

Any other dicks will be too huge and it makes you used goods.

>>37814986
>he lies on r9k
Hahaha not even once you dumbass I won't fall for it! Don't respond to me again

>>37814986
Get the fuck out of here then, normie

>>37814877
Sounds about right to me and dubs confirm this.

>>37814930
>End the Syrian Refugee crisis that is literally destabilizing all of Europe as we speak?
No, they can't. Russia bombs civilians and government opposition way more than they bomb ISIS, the people creating the refugees.

>Because that's how these international dealings goes.
Yes, it is. We have sanctions on Venezuela, North Korea, Zimbabwe, etc for their human rights abuses. Russia is in the same tier as those countries and should be treated accordingly.

>If that was the case, then Trump wouldn't care about international human rights at all and would deal with everyone.
This makes no sense.

>Russia offers America nothing.
So we give them nothing in return. Simple as that.

>They just militarily threaten Europe and the Middle East. So we have to deal with them to get them to use their military the way we want them to.
Doesn't mean we have to roll over for them like your mother does for Tyrone. We outclass Russia's military in every respect. Our economy dwarves theirs. Appeasement did not work for Hitler, and it will not work for Putin.

>>37814973
Seemingly a lot of /r9k/?
>>37814966
>>37814969
Okay, that actually makes sense, thank you
>>37814994
Less thank you.

>>37814637
>Why do you think I'm opposed to this?

Because a ton of Trump voters are just rationalizing why they voted against her and if they don't have Clinton to compare Trump to they tend to falter on what exactly is good about Trump, which is perfectly natural since there is nothing good about Trump. Meet them from the "I don't like Clinton either" stance, which is a very common viewpoint among lefties honestly, and they lose all their steam. I've seen it multiple times in real life conversation.

>>37813957
Szia! Ez eredetileg is magyarcsen kontent volt?

>>37814998
>>37814997
>not being here since /jp/
Hmmm

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>>37814900
>Having your jimmies this rustled

Kek do you literally just eat fishbait for meals?

>>37814745
im 19 and hes 17

>>37814946
No, mecha's are the weeb bit. Titanfall is one of america's better examples of taking a weeb subject and making something of it without actually subscribing to the weeb culture it belongs to(outside tongue in cheek nose art).
>>37814890
Not everybody can do that cause not every place is the west. Do that here your chances of a marriage die and your families love, and support, die with it.
You could try what you do over in the west but that just makes you a pump and dump that'll be dropped the second that guy wants to settle down.

>>37814807
We need Russia to be a power in that region that works as a counterbalance to China, not as a partner to China's rise to superpower status. For now, Trump is trying to get India to play that role, but we need Russia on our side or at least not aiding China by making us stretch our Navy's capabilities by fucking about in the Arctic. Cuba, on the other hand, is an irrelevant shithole except for how our policy towards it dictates voting patterns in Florida. So if you see Trump increasing sanctions on Cuba, it's because his team thinks it'll help him retain the Cuban voting bloc in 2020.

Sorry about Putin hurting your LGBT feefees or whatever, but realpolitik is back in vogue in the White House.

>>37814843
>but how you expect a guy to not feel intimidated by your hard as steel exterior then?

Not the femanon but if you feel "intimidated" by a woman not acting like a dumb bimbo, then you're probably a pussy.

>>37814940
Here's your problem, femanon. You lump all people together into "society," but society doesn't say anything, it's an abstract concept. The people who say one aren't saying the other, just decide which group of people you agree with or if you don't fall into either camp. You think men are being hypocritical (some are I'll give you that), but in reality different men are saying different things on the issue and you're lumping them together. Hope I helped.

>>37814843
>if you're not an unaware bimbo that loses her shit over the color pink you're automatically a cold and steely woman
Who the fuck touched you growing up?

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>>37813596
>even having guys that are attracted to you
Why does it seem like all the femanons on here have had some kind of relationship, aren't virgins (by choice), or had/have guys interested in them? It's makes me just a little bitter.

>will never have a cute femboi or trap bf
A-At least I have Jellyfish Princess, right?

>>37815010
>No, they can't.

Yes, they can because Russia is propping up Assad. Dummy.

>We have sanctions on Venezuela, North Korea, Zimbabwe, etc for their human rights abuses

And we have sanctions on China and Russia, that doesn't stop us from making deals with them because we want them to do things for us. Poor, small countries offer us nothing so why would we accept their human rights abuses and reward them, like Cuba?

>This makes no sense.

You said Trump shouldn't make deals with dictator human rights abusers and then said that you thought Trump only cared about the American people. Well, if that were the case, then international human rights would not be a concern of his since that is a globalist invention.


>We outclass Russia's military in every respect. Our economy dwarves theirs. Appeasement did not work for Hitler, and it will not work for Putin.

We need them to stop propping up Assad and work to end the Syrian crisis for Europe's sake and the sake of the people that live there. It's not so simple. Russia has a large stockpile of nuclear weapons, we can't afford to go to war like that. That's why we have to make these unsavory deals like that. You have to look at the world like a grown up big boy and see that sometimes you have to make deals with people you don't like for your own benefit.

>>37815049
>We need Russia to be a power in that region that works as a counterbalance to China
We should have picked a country with an economy bigger than Italy to counter balance China then... And trying to cozy up to Russia is costing us a lot in our relationships with our other allies. Particularly Germany, whose leadership is now saying they can't depend on US leadership anymore. This is not "realpolitik". This is just shitty deal making that makes America weak.

Fembots,

How do I avoid creeping you out if we start talking online? What should I stop/start doing to make you more comfortable talking to me? I'm a pretty creepy guy, desu.

Femanons or the females (male) what do you look for in a guy?

>tfw accidentally slept all day

I'm going to die!

>>37814890
t. shlomo sheckelberg

>>37815047
Mecha is nowhere to be found in that post, though.

>>37815108
The arduous lifestyle of a NEET

>>37815079
Everytime someone ever shows interest it seems to be an angle for getting into my pants.
The second they realize i'm a genuinely uninteresting person, especially when we share no hobbies and all of mine are gaming, manga, or anime and theirs aren't, and I don't plan on putting out till we're married they instantly lose all interest and leave which really hurts because some actually seem interested in the longterm in the first place even when I logically know they probably aren't.

Tl;dr internet ghosting hurts but when the persons right there and building an actual rapport then ghosts you it hurts that much more. Don't be jealous it severely undermines your mental self worth.

>>37815092
>Yes, they can because Russia is propping up Assad. Dummy.
Assad is creating refugees as well. He doesn't actually pay that much attention to ISIS, he spends more time dropping barrel bombs on civilians because muh rebels.

>And we have sanctions on China and Russia
That the white house offered to lift, in the case of Russia.

>that doesn't stop us from making deals with them because we want them to do things for us
So we should just bend over and give Putin everything he wants without getting anything in return? Because we have not seen any benefit from Russia yet.

> Poor, small countries offer us nothing so why would we accept their human rights abuses and reward them, like Cuba?
Most countries are small and poor, yet we still reach out to them and promote human rights and economic development, because it is beneficial to us. Sanctions are a tool when they don't play ball.

>You said Trump shouldn't make deals with dictator human rights abusers and then said that you thought Trump only cared about the American people. Well, if that were the case, then international human rights would not be a concern of his since that is a globalist invention.
Foreign dictators do hurt America though. They cause instability and refugees which threaten our national security.
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>We need them to stop propping up Assad and work to end the Syrian crisis for Europe's sake and the sake of the people that live there. It's not so simple. Russia has a large stockpile of nuclear weapons, we can't afford to go to war like that. That's why we have to make these unsavory deals like that. You have to look at the world like a grown up big boy and see that sometimes you have to make deals with people you don't like for your own benefit.
We are not benefitting from these "deals". We're just giving concessions to Russia without getting anything in return.

>>37814548

Trump hasn't taken the sanctions off though. In fact, the media keeps suggesting Trump and Putin are going to start a war.

>>37815136
I'm a NEET but at least I'm cute!! I do my best every day even if it means accidentally napping for 6 hours!!

>>37815136
TF2 is Titanfall 2 not Team Fortress 2.

>>37815136
>>37815167
?
I'm a NEET and i have a normal sleep schedule

>be Muslim
>have crush on cute non Muslim guy at uni
>can't wank because it's Ramadan

>>37814659

My point is Russia isn't influencing our politics not whether they're angels or not you tampon.

>>37815165
>Trump hasn't taken the sanctions off though.
But his national security advisor offered it.

Imagine that Hillary was president. Imagine she appointed Shlomo Shekelburg to be the NSA. Imagine the NSA was revealed to have lied about taking payments from Haaretz, and had offered to lift any hypothetical sanctions on Israel for their settlement building. Would you accept it if Hillary had told you that she was not butt buddies with Israel, because the sanctions against Israel had not actually been lifted merely 5 months in to her presidency?

>>37815194
>be Muslim
Yuck. Disgusting. Don't post in this thread again before I get sick.

>>37815198
Trump's own law enforcement and intelligence heads that he appointed and the Republicans approved of in the Senate have acknowledged Russia tried to interfere in our elections. This is not some liberal conspiracy, we're not talking about the issue of potential collusion.

>>37814537
You're creepy go away pls
>>37814897
wtf is that *googles it* huh that's weird and cool, what is your personal draw to that? I have been wanting to get into more obscure cool hobbies that will nourish my mind, thanks for the suggestion

>>37813730
>tfw fructose intolerant
>practically everything that has a large amount of sugar is a no go
>can't say no to chips once a week and some other snacks occasionally
>always have tummy issues
as if i needed yet another reason why no guy would ever want me...

>>37815151
Ah, I'm sorry. That does sound really painful. You can't be too uninteresting though. What kind of manga and anime do you like?

I've been ghosted once and it was by a real life friend and it hurt a whole lot. I'm sorry if it seemed like I was saying your situation was better than mine.

>>37815239
>what is your personal draw to that?
watched power rangers as a kid and recently got back into it and found out about it being from Japan originally and been hooked ever since
as lame as it sounds its probably my fantasises of being a hero that made it stick

>>37815096
It's not about the size of Russia's economy, it's about their geographic position and influence, both what they have and what they think they have.

As for Germany, one couldn't ask for a worse ally, both now and historically. Plus, if Germany once again overreaches in trying to gain influence in Europe, Europe will become divided again, and that's always been to the US's benefit, even before the US existed as a recognized country.

>>37815220
Did Hillary shitcan Shlomo when she found out about his conflict of interest?

>>37815308
No, she knew about it and was told by Shlomo that he was under investigation and warned by the attorney general that Shlomo was compromised, but only fired him once the media reported on it three weeks later.

>>37815167
Forced written expressiveness and self-proclaimed cuteness is the opposite of cute.

>>37815172
Well, fuck. Pretty sure Titanfall 2 isn't the first big Western Mecha, tho.

>>37815293
>As for Germany, one couldn't ask for a worse ally, both now and historically.
You truly are brainwashed. Let's just turn our strongest allies since ww2 into our enemies so that we can appease a kleptocrat as if appeasement ever works.

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A guy I'm into gave me a nickname. It's a pretty common word and any time I hear it I feel worse and worse. It's driving me nuts.

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>>37815232
here is the (you) that you've been looking for
:^)

>>37815154

You're not getting it and won't get it. Just go back and re-read my posts because they refute everything you've said. There's nothing more I can say other than you have to balance idealism with pragmatism. You can be an idyllic extremist but in order for things to get done, you have to look at the world pragmatically.

>>37815292
Cool! Do you like a lot of different shows in the genre? I feel like I haven't seen power rangers in so long, aww.... That's adorable lol, my fantasies were being famous and to write a book and to ride a horse and live in the ocean. None of those ever came true. Let me show you what I like, what do you think of music like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVtXANgH_9g

>>37815321
But the acting attorney general was no friend to Hillary or Shlomo, and was part of an apparatus designed to cause Hillary trouble during the transition, so why would Hillary believe her?

>>37815362
I'm not an extremist because I believe that if we want to improve relations with Russia, Russia needs to come to the negotiating table with a willingness to compromise and do everything in an over the table manner, while realizing that America needs to benefit from this too. That's not happening right now. They can't be incentivized to continue this behavior. This is pragmatism. You are a useful idiot for a man who admires the Soviet Union.

>tfw I don't remember the last time I took a shower

>>37815378
Way to ignore everything else in the post. And that AG was proven right, or else the NSA wouldn't have been fired when the media reported on it.

>>37815396

Then how do you suggest the Syrian refugee problem get solved?

>>37815324
No but its the first real success around fighting robots. You could argue armored core but thats TECHNICALLY not mecha(gundam style seems to set the standard with humanoid body and hands). It even follows the whole "only a rare few can pilot these beasts" trope.
>>37815254
Fighting ones are usually nice or something in that theme. Ex: The Breaker(its a manhwa.)

I wasn't claiming its better or worse just that its not something you'd want when you can see what they're doing. Enjoying being hit on seems to require an airhead or stacey's point of mind.

>>37815364
yeah, watch what I could of super sentai, around 26 seasons i guess? they do it differently for that show, got into kamen rider, trying to watch all the old ones before watching any made recently, same with ultraman
there are some others but I've yet to watch them
if I'm being honest I cant listen to that at the moment I'm watching tv with my mother, shitposting on my phone

>>37815419
>Enjoying being hit on seems to require an airhead or stacey's point of mind.
That's very true.
Manhwas seem to be getting a lot more attention recently. I've seen more and more people paying attention to them.

>>37813769
By not being a fat, useless, lazy, piece of shit.

Seriously, just don't put the fucking food in your mouth. It's that simple.

>>37815454
That's not a good mindset either
Just eating less isn't healthy, you have to eat the right foods.

>>37815413
It's a very complex issue that requires a more nuanced approach than "we have to bend over for Russia".

I think we need to drastically increase funding for the refugee camps in Syria and in the surrounding countries, it's the most practical solution because we do not have the time or resources to vet every refugee to come to the US. I think we need to kick Russia and Assad out of Syria, because they spend more resources killing rebels than fighting ISIS, which just makes the refugee situation a million times worse. I think we should work with the moderate allies that we do have, which admittedly is pretty much just the Kurds at this point, and use our air force to bomb ISIS, Assad, and the rebels that are not moderate. If that proves unworkable, boots on the ground are a last resort, and if it comes to that, we need to form a coalition with other middle eastern countries so that we are not the primary army on the ground. Perhaps this isn't likely, but it's better than what Russia is doing.

>>37815470
>That's not a good mindset either
>Just eating less isn't healthy, you have to eat the right foods.
Oh shut up. You DO need to eat less. Whether you eat 2800 calories of sugar, protein, carbs it doesn't matter. Your body doesn't give a fuck, it will turn that energy into fat.

It literally is that straight forward. Put less shit into your mouth, you fat cunt. Stop trying to complicate at simple issue.

>>37815337
Our strongest allies since WW2 are the UK, Japan, and Canada. Germany, particularly a Germany led by someone who brands dissent as illegal speech and arrests people for it (Mutti Merkel really has been showing that Stasi background lately), is barely an ally. Their most important role after WW2 was as a place where we could stow troops and material for use against the USSR, but the USSR is gone. I guess that Germany was somewhat useful in absorbing some of the impact of the banking crisis in 2008. In any case, there's a good reason why Obama had Merkel thoroughly bugged by the NSA, you know, and it wasn't because she's our best ally and we wanted to give her a mixtape of her greatest hits as a birthday gift.

>>37815484

And after? Who replaces Assad? Keep in mind that Assad might be a brutal dictator, but he is secular and that Syria could turn into another Libya and Iraq where you kill the dictator but fuck up the country irreparably.

Also, why do you assume Russia would back down in Syria?

>>37815513
>Just eating less
>Just
What I meant was that you can't just eat the same junk in smaller portions and expect to be healthy, you have to actually eat healthy foods. "Just eat less" doesn't help.
I thought that was obvious but I guess not.

>>37815408
But Shlomo wasn't fired because the acting AG was right, but because he made the VP look bad. Remember, the acting AG was later fired for being an obstructionist, and she clearly was more interested in serving her former boss, not her new one. Why should Hillary trust her?

>>37815097
show us some examples of how you talk to girls.

>>37815097
By not saying "desu"

>>37815450
Some are very well drawn even if the plots not up to snuff yet.

>>37815396
>Trump
>mirin the USSR
nigga pls
>>37815484
>just bomb everyone
So basically you're a neocon like Bush and Hillary, wrecking nations because they're run by (((bad guys)))

>>37815541
>What I meant was that you can't just eat the same junk in smaller portions and expect to be healthy, you have to actually eat healthy foods. "Just eat less" doesn't help.
But you can eat the less of the same junk and lose weight, which is the fatass femanons goal.

I thought that was obvious, but I guess not.

>>37815601
Word filter, senpai.

>>37815419
I never really even looked at Titanfall that way before. I don't know anything about the plot, anyway, though. I've been meaning to get into Titanfall 2.

>>37815601
>being so new that he doesn't know about the wordfilters
baka desu senpai

>>37815559
>Why should Hillary trust her?
Because Shlomo literally told the transition team before the inauguration that he was under investigation by the FBI.

And the VP knew they were lied to for 3 weeks before the firing. Something doesn't add up here.

>>37814685
No, it's cute. Having ambitions is always a good thing.

>>37815517
Fucking Christ I can't understand you people. We need to distance ourselves from Germany because Holocaust denial is illegal, but we need to become closer to Russia, even though Holocaust denial is even more illegal in Russia and dissidents are treated even worse than in Germany? Bruh, take Putin's cock out of your mouth.

>>37815602
I've seen some of the art and I will admit it's really nice. I just haven't had the motivation to read or watch anything lately even though I want to.

>>37815517
are we really that friendly with japan?

>>37815528
>Who replaces Assad?
The Syrian people elect their next leader ideally. It's not our job to select the leaders of countries behind closed doors. We can intervene when they have dictators that are a threat to our national security though.

>turn into another Libya and Iraq where you kill the dictator but fuck up the country irreparably.
Libya was funding terrorists in Peru, Palestine, the Philppines, Zimbabwe, etc etc. The problem is not that we got rid of Gadaffi, it's that we didn't clean up after him.

>>37815617
There wasn't much of a plot before TF2 when they actually added a campaign outside the frontier planets pulled a "the south will rise again its OUR land." And the actual government had to roll in and teach them a lesson to make the teams.

Its all semantics though for the arguments. Mechs vs. Mecha what makes one the other.

>>37815621
And the transition team then found out that Shlomo had been cleared by the FBI. Shlomo lying wasn't a big problem until it became publicly known, and even after Hillary fired him, people would criticize her for making a rash move that caused more problems that it solved. But Hillary, being a smart person, has since been using the furor over Shlomo as a cover for doing sneaky stuff that would ordinarily draw much more fire from the press and public.

>>37815623
Wait really? I always thought it would always be like some stupid turn off or whatever for not making any sense, you think so?

>>37815679
Asia in generall arguably but definitely japan.
Biggest consumers of american culture and movies but also the most effected if america left the market though that would effect the whole world in general.

>>37815694
>And the transition team then found out that Shlomo had been cleared by the FBI
Now you're just pulling shit out of your ass. Comey testified under oath that Flynn is in serious legal jeopardy. He was not cleared.

>Shlomo lying wasn't a big problem until it became publicly known
So it's not a problem when our national security advisors have allegiances to other countries?

>people would criticize her for making a rash move that caused more problems that it solved
No, nobody would take it that way.

>>37815579
I just meant general things that robots do that would creep you out.

>>37815430
Nice. What is the writing mainly like? I'm a very story oriented person and I love characters that are interesting and weird and smart. It's cool that you watch shows with your mom, do you live with her? I watch shows with my mom too and I live with her. The song is this really cool indie hipstery band I'm really into called Saint Motel

>>37815719
I think it's understandable, but then again I have a thing for strong, scary ladies

Can we get some men hate feels?

I'll start.

My ex best friend, he was the biggest fucking idiot I've known

Things I said to him
>"you're Fucking nobody, you disgusting piece of shit. Nobody will ever fucking love you, You're fucking trash and you will never lose your virginity you worthless piece of shit"
I said that infront of people irl. He just kept on saying "okay" "alright" "I know", and I just kept going ham on him.
>next day
>I didn't mean it
Guess what, he forgave me, like always. Such a pushover.

I don't know how many times I just out of the blue told him I'm disgusted by him and mocked him for being a Virgin, I bet he scrolls this board and cries about his "hardmode" life like women have no problems. God I fucking hate guys like him.

Kek fucking roasties.

You're all fat whales with no redeeming value and only the people here would fuck you.

Except me. I can do much better

>>37815167
Can I be your bf? :3

>originals

>>37814380
Missing a massager wand on the bed.
But still pretty good anon.

>>37815645
It's not Holocaust denial being made illegal that's the big problem, it's being jailed for criticizing Merkel's immigration policy. I know that you really hate Putin because he hurt your LGBT feefees so much that you ragefist your asshole whenever you see his face, but you're missing that Germany is turning into an authoritarian country yet again, that they're a useless and untrustworthy ally in any case, and that the colossal failure of the China pivot means that we need all the help that we can get in that region, including Russia's. Of course, if the goal is to hem in China, it makes the decision to pull out of TPP all the more moronic, but nobody's ever accused Trump of being consistent.

>>37815679
Yeah. It would be pretty fair to say that they're a US client state, even. They're enormously important to us as a buffer state and as an economic partner, and I suspect that sooner or later, that relationship will cause Trump to do an about face on TPP, with a face-saving bullshit claim that he negotiated some kind of concessions. I really wish he'd do that sooner rather than later, too.

>>37815810
ugh #killallmen

>>37815756
>What is the writing mainly like
depends on the show but most of it is great, fun characters that I like to see get in shenanigans and fighting monsters super sentai is great at it, mainly because there's five rangers that work well off each other and really feel like they're friends and a team
kamen rider is a solo guy most of the time and isn't as good but I've only seen older shows so the show might get better
ultraman has been so so,
yeah I live with her, she lost her job and isn't making a lot of money right now so I'm helping with rent and such, even tho I'm a NEET
ill give them a listen when I get back on my pc tomorrow
not sure how ill let you know what I think of it :\

>>37815810
There is a high chance that this is bait, but if this is true you're a real piece of shit and deserve to be lonely the rest of your life.

>do ballet and gymnastics my whole life because mother forces me to
>still gangly and not very fit
>somehow managed to get a strain/cramp in my lower leg without any exercise the day before yesterday
>hurts while walking, now awkwardly half-shuffling around like Quasimodo
Fuck you body

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>>37813596
>skyrim: shit lore
>shrine to morrowind
Good.
>CoD
>ass creed
Bad.

2/10 not good enough. disregarded

>>37815797
Well I mean I'm not good at being either but I guess I got a goal now, gotta work for someone
I'll make sure to get strong enough to beat your ass, that sound good?
Seriously thanks though anon, I know it wasnt a lot but that actually did brighten my day a little bit, I thought it was just some weird flick that I wasnt supposed to be having

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>>37814084
>all that blood, shit and piss on the dildos

>>37814537


This guy know

>>37815810
>>37815885
You guys and austrianon need to stop being so mean to guys. Most are too innocent to understand.

REEEEE ROASTIES FUCK OFF!

but first, show us your moist, fleshy, stink-caverns.

>>37815730
>Now you're just pulling shit out of your ass.
I didn't know that my ass was a major US newspaper https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/fbi-reviewed-flynns-calls-with-russian-ambassador-but-found-nothing-illicit/2017/01/23/aa83879a-e1ae-11e6-a547-5fb9411d332c_story.html

As for Comey, he's a fucking idiot who should have been fired by Obama for mishandling the Clinton investigation, grandstanding, and generally being a fuckwit.
>So it's not a problem when our national security advisors have allegiances to other countries?
It would be a problem if that were true, but it's not been proven to be, despite the hysteria that you've bought into.
>No, nobody would take it that way.
People, including Trump himself, have certainly taken it that way. It proved to the opposition that they could "get" a high-profile target, and only served to make people up the pressure on the WH.

>>37815969
Y-you too, I guess

>>37815691
Probably gonna just get it tomorrow seeing as its on sale. I'm sleepy as fuck now, so I'm gonna go to bed. Was a nice convo, anon. Would continue if I wasn't clocking out mid post.

>>37815239
>he's creepy because he says the truth
fucking roasties

all those OC prove you are all bots or someone roleplaying

>>37815969
I think it's hot too, keep it up.

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>>37816011
>austrianon
What'd I do?

>>37816110
Wtf I wanna bang Elsa now

What is your most shameful secret?

I sucked my brothers dick when he was a baby so I could get the feel of what it felt like sucking a dick. I regretted it right after but I let my curiosity get the best of me.

>>37816038
you are garbage. don't respond to me anymore anon fag

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>>37816140
I don't blame you, she's very qt.

>>37816034
Sorry about that
>>37816109
This is awful to encourage
So yeah you bet I'm gonna do it anyway

>>37816145
choke on a dick chad I'll answer if I want to transretard

>>37816143
When I was in middleschool I taped together nails and pins together painted them green and put them in the grass face up
I threw up for like three days after because I felt guilty

>>37816233
No you won't, not if I stop responding to you first you empty headed buffoon

>>37813769
start being poor

>>37816110
It's ok, we understand it's not your fault you're a dyke and don't like penis.

>>37816403
Well yeah.
But I don't think I've said anything mean about guys.

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>tfw I will never have a bunch of rough strangers fuck me one after the other, cumming into my pussy as I orgasm time after time.

>>37816417
I don't think so either, you are a pretty passive person.

>>37816296
Why so triggered, are you bleeding from your fake hole?

>>37816171
Be my insecure fit gf?

>>37816453
>tfw no fembot gf who just wants her holes used

>>37816453

Can't think of anything more gross, and I'm a guy. Why would a guy fuck a girl after one guy cums inside? Why would a woman want more than one guy to cum inside? I can't imagine it even feeling good because sex without passion just feels like masturbation. I guess some people just want to be a toilet.

ITT hideous trannies live in denial

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>>37816171
>This is awful to encourage
So yeah you bet I'm gonna do it anyway

It's just my honest feelings. Intimidating and scary girls are crazy hot to me.

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How do you girls deal with the sexual frustration?

>>37814940
A fantasy that a lot of guys have is to get with a virgin. If a girl isn't a virgin, she's "used goods" and if they get rejected by a virgin they use the word picky as a way to lash out.
Knowing this is one thing, but in general, society will always contradict what's right & wrong. For example if a woman wears make-up, she's "trying too hard", but if she doesn't, people will think she's weird & probably call her ugly.
The key is ignorance. People will always find something to hate you for, you just need to accept that.

>>37816562
Vibrators help.

>>37816616
why are they all huge? I want a cute little one

>>37816518
I would be into it if and only if I get to be the last guy, and I get to put a bullet into her face when I'm done.

>>37813665
Hey, i thought it was meh, i'd watch trash anime with ya tho

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>>37815239
>you're creepy go away pls
I bet you tell that to most awkward guys too

>>37816635
Mine is one of those massagers, not very big and pretty cutesy. Just for clit stimulation.

>>37814519
Act like a woman instead of a child then and tell people what you want. Expecting some cunt with telepathy to know exactly what you desire is insipid. Grow up.

>>37816779
Rekted roastie yesss

is it bad if i like to be treated like a child?

>>37816545
If that video's from what I remember it being I dont think I can compete anon
>>37816504
I'll do the first two sure

>>37816803
Not at all, if that means you are into kinky ddlg. And like headpats.

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Robots hate me because i dump orbiters when they too close to me.

>>37816899
Nah, they just hate you because you're fat and ugly.

>>37816899
Your nose looks like you've had it up somebody's ass

>>37816847
>if that means you are into kinky ddlg.
idk. still a virgin so haven't tried out anything yet. being literally treated like a child and acting like i'm 5 sounds very unappealing though. i don't really know how to explain. i like it when people explain stuff to me, tell me what kind of decisions i should make and stuff like that. idk i like being treated like i'm inexperienced and dumb i guess.
>And like headpats.
i'd love to cuddle someones chest while getting headpats

>>37816847
Not into any ageplay stuff but headpats are top tier.

>>37816899
you are pretty ugly desu

>>37816934
Thanks for proving my point now please go away you lonely sad neclbearded freak

>>37816899
nice hilldawg pepe, saved

>say I dump orbiters
>immediate responses all calling me ugly

are all robots this predictable?

Fembots, what MBTI types are you most attracted to?

>>37816899
I'd hit that.

with a baseball bat

>>37817024
I really like INTP

t. fembot

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>>37816817
>If that video's from what I remember it being I dont think I can compete anon
Real girls can be scary in other ways, but it's nice to fantasize about it.

>>37816957
I can help you with coloring books and we can watch Disney movies together while I teach you how to play with my cock.

>>37817021
no kek

you are ugly for real
beta orbiters just dont care and only want to fuck you because they cant get anything better

>>37817024
> going off men based on MBTI
Lol no

>>37817021
>are all robots this predictable?
Yes.

Are all fembots this hideous?

>>37817021
I saw your post while browsing the index. You're just ugly sweetie. Anybody who orbits you is worth dumping.

>>37817046
>we can watch Disney movies together while I teach you how to play with my cock.
sounds fun, i love disney lol

>>37817063
Please validate me
Validateblox

>>37817024
I like people who don't believe in horoscopes.

>>37817024
Obviouslly you cant judge from a letter quiz, but I'm a sucker for them, the people I've liked have been ESFP, ENTP and INFPs mostly

>>37817085
You're very precious anon, here's your (You). Never let it go

>>37817067
Not really, some fembots are actually decently attractive. The ones that are, though, always come loaded with mental issues.

>>37817220
or they're dykes like that German one

Tfw ldr dating a really really nice guy and I'm catfishing him

You know in some other planet we might just be soul mates. Both broken souls who came together and we help each other and make each other laugh constantly. We finally found happiness and trust in each other after having really really really terrible childhoods.

However I've always used another girl's photo in place of my own. Because I don't like the way I look. I'm not hot. I'm not perfect. I'm fat. In another world I know he would still love me as me because he is so kind and doesn't look at people face value.

But I've already fucked it up. I have already lied this long. I've already betrayed him. And I don't know what to do other then enjoy the time we have left I guess. I've never felt this terrible about this until him. I finally found someone I'm supposed to be with.

>>37817277
This is why, if you are ever interested in someone, you arrange to meet irl asap.

>>37813695
I liked the original Bridget Jones.
And now i know the autocorrect in my phone actually has Bridget Jones added.
Fug. Some robot can check if that is default?

>>37817263
>dyke
Like I said, mental issues.

>>37817220
>come loaded with mental issues.
As long as they can take a hit I don't really mind.

>>37815047
how do you go fast in that game, i cant work it out

>>37817135
Thanks babes xo

>>37817312
Yeah, alright fair enough I guess

>>37817332
As long as the mental issues translate into crazy freaky sex, I don't really mind.

>>37817420
Be careful what you wish for, I recently had a dream I bit off a guy's finger during sex, which was somehow incredibly hot to me.

>>37817333
https://youtu.be/xU00WXvw2V0
Watch the prereq videos in that videos description first then go from there. Once you get the basics you won't even need the grapplehook as a crutch to stay airborne or speedy.
Along with that certain guns work better when you don't ADS and if you're using a controller you'll need an alternate control scheme.

>>37813596
Why would a guy stick around if you have nothing to talk about and share? Fuck looks, learn how to capitalize on fetishes and be interesting.

>tfw not good enough to make him get over his ex
>tfw not good enough as a trap to satisfy him
>tfw not good enough to be trusted
>tfw good for nothing because mental issues

anyone else just kinda sit around and play with your boobs when you're bored playing games or whatever. Not arousing it's just my boobs are always really warm

>>37817442
I'll take that risk. Especially if you are into being degraded and humiliated.

>>37817488
I'm bored. Can I play with your boobs?

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>>37817495
Yeah kinda

>>37817488
Both boobs and crotch desu. It's not even all that sexual I just always rest my hand in my pants when I'm alone. It's comfy to me.

>>37817508
In PANTS is super lewd.
Guys usually settle for thighs.

>>37817420
Usually it doesn't but like the other anon said sometimes you fuck with crazy you get crazy and if its not one extreme its the other.
No one actually wants a person that'll burn their name in their ass cheek or cut them deep to see them bleed.

>>37817508
I'm really sensitive so crotch is kinda uncomfy. I usually rest my hand on my butt or like under my thighs

>>37817488
If i fucking had them i would. My only consolation is i can lay on my stomach when i play and sleep and i save cash on bras.

>>37817508
Are you one of those hypersexual slutty fembots who was molested as a child?

>>37817450
thanks anon, glad at least that fast fps games are still a thing, i loved playing tribes ascend before hi rez pulled the plug on it

>>37817565
I mean I'm 32A and theres things to kinda hold. Are you really that flat?

>>37814329
Because you're competing with all the other men that want "nerdy girls."

>>37817603
Its almost concave though depending on cycle i may get bee stings but they hurt like a bitch at that point.

>>37817621
that honestly really really sucks are you gonna get breast implants?