if you could give your 16-year-old self any advice, what would it be?

>>37811258
Go to college.
Keep writing.
Dont go on 4chan or anything like that.

>>37811258
Stay in school, and keep in touch with yabois.

>>37811258
don't expect anything

Let that car hit you

Work out
Fuck Veronica
Fuck Amanda
Fuck Anna
Try to Rosie and Andrea
Get a fucking job
Learn to drive asap
Be more social
Don't play so much games or anime
Don't watch porn
Eat healty
Focus on the future

>>37811372
>Fuck Veronica
>Fuck Amanda
>Fuck Anna
Do you mean have sex with or?

>>37811372
>Veronica
>Amanda
found your problem

Try to make at least 1 friend.
No matter how rough the world treats you.
No matter how frustrated and hopeless your future seems.
No matter how much you feel you don't belong.
Never betray their trust when you have them.

One day, you will understand.

I honestly don't have any advice to give. Ten years later and I don't know how things could have gone any other way.

Never visit that piece of shit website

Keep doing what you're doing kiddo 8-)

Buy Bitcoin. Origibfjvbhj

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>>37811258
there's a lot more to life than getting money and getting loaded, lay off the drank

>>37811258
stay in school and commit to getting good grades
don't even try to make friends, it won't work and you'll end up friendless and a dropout.

>>37811258
have fun by urself as much as u can, so when u hang out with someone you'll figure out if u like being with people or not

You will develop idiopathic hypersomnia. You're going to be miserable for the next 8 years.
Don't bother stressing out over grades; you already fucked them irreparably.
Stay on Lexapro. It is the only one that works.
You will never make a lasting or memorable difference in the world. You are not creative enough. Give up on that ideal now or suffer.

>>37811258
Don't fall asleep on the porch at college.

Don't go to J Bryant's after work on August 24th

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NO PORN
NOT EVEN ONCE

Kill yourself now, so you don't live long enough to invent a time machine made out of your own guilt.

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>>37811258
Invest in amazon, grab up tons of bit coins for practically nothing, gsp a ufc fighter only loses 2 fights bet on him in all of them scept matt hughes first time and matt seirra second. Fedor wins every fight he has in pride but pride final conflict 2004 he has a nc vs nogera bet on him in all of them. Floyd mayweather never loses a fighter until he retires, stop betting when he retires at 49-0. never trust women and relationships they arent as great as the movies make it out to be Work out now so you are fit later!

Sell bit coins at 1k and get a vasectomy as soon as humanly possible as once you have the money bitches will try to trap you.

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>>37811258
>observe how people drive and learn how roads work, even though you won't get a learner's permit for another few years. Mom and dad may not have much faith in you, but I do.
>be careful what you say to the therapist. He's either an idiot or only cares about a paycheck
>quit carrying the sketchbook around, especially the ones with smut in them. I know it's your comfort object but that's like carrying a dildo in your pocket everywhere you go.
>try to get away from mom and dad as much as possible. They are not your allies and you have an unhealthy emotional enmeshment with them. Don't let anyone make you feel guilty for not wanting to be around toxic people.
>you are not as set in your opinions as you think.
>you are not normal, your situation is not normal, your home life is not normal, and most people will never listen to you because you're a mentally ill teenager with a narcissistic mother who knows how to manipulate. I'm sorry for everything

>>37811258
Work harder faggot, i know that those anime/mangas are the shit, but use the time that you spend doing nothing (and by nothing i mean those hours that you spend literally watching the ceiling) on studying, also, remember that girl from the anime club? You know the quiet short haired one that liked one piece? You will meet her again in your senior year, so try to not be a fool in front of her, you'll know why in a few years.
If you don't study then you will fail in your first attempt to get into uni, and then guess What? After a whole year feeling like total and utter shit you will finally get into uni, but surprise motherfucker you will fail again and you will have to settle for chemistry (in which you will fail your first semester because you were so fucking stupid that you spent all your time masturbating and playing lol instead of studying).
Also, start exercising motherfucker, i'm not talking about getting fit, but for christ sake at least do some cardio, your stamina will be fucking horrible in a few years (yeah, it can be worse).

And finally, remember What you want to be, Who you want to become, and with that in your mind, Work towards that goal, shit is not going to magicaly happen, you have to Work for it.

>>37812005
If my future self told me to kill myself I probably wouldn't just because now I'm curious

>>37811258
>inb4 some joker posts "shoot up the school"

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>>37811258
End it now, all that lies ahead is suffering

>>37811258
1) Don't get into computer programming
2) Don't play video games ever again
3) Don't use screens for any form of entertainment (TV, computer, phone, etc)
4) Go outside and actually fucking do something with your life
These things stole most of my life and left me with no actual skills

Never date Chris and don't start smoking. Don't piss away years of you life on a Liberal Arts degree, an English degree, or any of that fluffy shit. Make you peace with math and go for the computers degree.

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>>37811258
Kill them all, originidigeridoo

come out cause no one cares that ur gay

>>37811258
Disregard Alex
Disregard Aimee
Disregard Jessica
Talk to Alana more, she falls into critical depression if you don't talk to her and you feel like shit
Talk to your brother more
Get a job and your license don't wait till your 17
Stop playing tf2 it dies
Play smash Bros it doesn't
Study more
Study more
Study more
Please for fucks sake talk to grandpa a bit more he doesn't stay around much longer

>19 now

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Dont make her mad and keep her happy.

learn to code, focus on math

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>>37811258
Don't talk to her again. You know who I'm talking about.

You're class next year is going to be just 8 people who are all really cool and will talk and invite you to stuff if you take initiative. Also, definitely talk to the online kid who isn't beta, he has weed and alcohol.

Girls will totally try to strike up conversation with you very frequently, talk to them and you might get a gf.

Talk some sense into your bro asap, you'll lose a damn good friend if you don't think hard about his issues and explain them to him. He'll listen to you, you're the only one with the balls to do it anyway.

Get a job and license now so you aren't sleeping, jacking off, and browsing shitty image boards all day.

Legitimately hang yourself if you don't do these, this is your last chance to become a normal before that ship sails for good. Don't fuck up my man, you've got the wind at your back and friends on all sides you if you just open your eyes.

>>37811292
Why not go on 4chan

Invest in Google
Invest in Amazon
Invest in Bitcoins

Pull out in 2016 and retire with billions.

>>37811258
Few weeks after you turn 19 your life goes to shit. Probably be better off to just move to LA and live on the street.

Stop touching yourself
Eat more
Lift at least a little
Stop trying to please people
Play guitar, even though I play now you should've gone for it, you know you wanted to
Stop caring so much about others
The world is cruel
Stop escaping and start living

>>37815335
Because he's a sissy beta faggot

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>>37811258
Why do you post these dumb questions? do you just enjoying wallowing in regret?

Whatever you do, do not sleep in school, you'll end up being completely useless after dropping out of college

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The pain you feel now is nothing but teenage angst. The pain of not having a girlfriend in highschool is nothing compared to the pain of losing everything and having to constantly grind just to get a fraction of what you had back. Keep your head up.

After 18 your life will be a blank slate, lose your parents, your house, your money, everything. Don't sit around grandma's house and cry like I did, put the work in sooner. You love your brother but he doesn't love himself.

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>>37811258
stop watching porn
ask girls out they're fucking stupid and don't know what they want
get your licence even though you don't have a car
get a job

>>37811258
Just fucking ask her out, she feels the same.

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>>37811258
Thats still too late....

Just live with what you got.

It doesn't get any better, it doesn't get any worse, nothing changes no matter how hard you push for it.

Just accept that now and not later on

>Your future is bleak, it doesnt fix itself, take the risks.
>Also you're bipolar but dont take mood stabilizers, it robs you of your personality

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>>37816440
>watching Peterson
>not sorting myself out
Devilish.