>Hey anonette, will you be my girlfriend?

Umm I'm kind of not looking for anything serious right now. You'll find a great girl I know it.

*enters into a serious relationship 2 weeks later*

>>37809441
> implying I'd ever get asked out
Hehehe

>>37809441

>no broad shoulders
>beardlet

He's a good looking dude. But he's no alpha enough and wouldn't be able to protect me if need be.

Uh yes? Wait is this a trick

>>37809530

Maybe. Show us your feminine dick.

>>37809441
Looks way too young, like he'd through a clingy bitch-fit

>>37809527
>protect me
What third-world shithole do you live in that this is a primary consideration? or do you mean he couldn't protect you from angry homophobes since you're a girl (male)?

>>37809506
so... when are you free?

i wish i had a kind boyfriend like him..

>>37809649
Only whores and Chads say "clingy," a robot would love someone who obsessed over them.
Gtfo roastie

>>37809441
>tfw I kind of look like him but my teeth are crooked

JUST

>>37809441
Hell yes Rachael Maddow!

>>37809693
And yet a robot can say that someone they say a whore is clingy no problem. Whoop de doo, go figure.

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>>37809708
>Hell yes Rachael Maddow!

I'm surprised it took someone this long, the thumbnail alone looked just like xer

>>37809670
Regardless of whether or not needing to protect your woman is something that might actually come up in your life, it's instinctual in women to seek a strong-looking man. It's why they naturally hate short, weak, cuck-looking men.

>>37809675
I'm always free because I don't have a boyfriend or friends reee stop mocking me

>>37809727
wat
mup doo didda muhfugga

>>37809670

Fuck off tranny. I'm allowed to have standards and I need a man who can protect me if I need him to. >>37807403

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>>37809762

Why not? You don't want friends or is it not by choice.

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>>37809748
High School Maddow was quite the Stacy.

>>37809903
You illiterate homo, I was calling the person I was responding to a tranny, not saying I was one

>>37809441

Get this twink out of my sight

>>37810044
And into my bed, amiright? Huh? Huh buddy? Eh?

>>37809441
Does anyone get pissed off when people do that really forced smile.
Like I'm attractive give me attention.
It doesn't matter if men or women do it.
It's just creepy.

>>37810042

I'm the grill you responded to. You're a weak beta tranny.

>>37809762
wanna have a coffee with me?

>>37810134
Sure thing bro

As sure as you are allowed to have standards

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>>37809751
good enough?
orginaliolollol

>>37810134
Do you know what tranny means? Dumb nigger roastie

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>>37809762
>>37810195

She didn't respond lmao

>>37810984
Wow anon. What a good observation.

>>37811023
Shut up whore, you could have at least agreed to the date. Stuck up bitch

>>37811039
Such a charmer. How anyone could resist that personality is beyond me.

>>37811129
lmao femanon was actually funny for once.

>>37809441
FUCK YOU ROBOTS I HATE YOU ALL SAGE THESE STUPID GODDAMN THREADS. I HOPE YOU ALL GET HIT BY A BUS YOU MANWHORES. YOU ARE ALL TERRIBLE.

>>37810984
whatever, at least I tried.

>>37810195
>>37810984
I was eating dinner lmao. Where you live?

>>37809966
>having blonde hair makes you a stacy

>>37811414
Melbourne originally. You?

>>37811535
USA. I don't think I can take you on that offer

>>37811588
W-where in US, femanon?

>>37811414
why are you eating dinner so late?

>>37811622
Southeast-ish

>>37811676
Because I just woke up two hours ago

>>37810121
Idk Anon, that looks like a genuine smile to me. Crinkle in the eyes, apples of the cheeks are engaged, no tension in the forehead. It looks pretty effortless.

>>37809751
>needing to protect your woman
yeah but i dont need protecting, because i dont get into physical altercations, since i live in a civilized country and im a civilized person.

If i lived in some violent shithole, i'll just hire a bodyguard. Also, would totally do the guy/girl in OP's pic

Plus your caveman theory doesnt account for femme lesbian couples. Or how hairy muscular guys sometimes form gay couples instead of protecting wimmen.

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>>37811849
I'm in NJ. Nobody is ever from here.

>>37811849
can we at least be friends?

>>37811909

Is this a fag or what? Some non-gender species jeepers!

>>37811961

No, sorry it won't work I think you know that.

>>37811850
genuine happiness
even more disgusting

>>37811961
>>37810195

Stop it faggot. You're setting yourself for heartbreak.

>>37811849

GET OFF THIS BOARD WHORE!

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>>37811961
>>37812095
Be thankful she didn't lead you on anon.
There are many that will.

Meeting a girl on /r9k/ is from an era long past.

>>37812173

This >>37810195 faggot. All the fems here are predators or seriously fucked up. Like will ruin your life get you arrested because of disliking something you said. No other reason for women to be here.

>>37811961
Eh, over the internet? I don't think it'd work, I never made any online friends. Other person isn't me

>>37811950
I live in NC

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>tfw when you've been larping as a female for an entire thread

>>37812310

Stop larping.

>>37811961

Anon, I don't want to say where I live. Do you have a discord?

>>37812075
The person in OP's pic looks male, but some people are referring to that person as Rachel. idc actually. Personally, i dont need physical protection considering where i live and how i behave, also im bi anyway

>>37812335
Sorry, femanon.
I don't want to get hurt.

>>37812435

No, I'm asking about this transexual >>37811909

What is it?

Also

>how i behave

???

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>>37812435
>>37812581

Holy shit. I realized that's (You). You're fucked in the head

>>37812612
Nah im no tranny, im just a female who has never been in a fight or even seen a fight irl, so i dont need a chad. And if i live somewhere terrible in which i needed one for my physical safety, i would hire him as a bodyguard. Plus i like grills too and your caveman theory cant explain that.

>>37813239

Yes it can. Women prefer big guys for a reason. Strength, height are preferred traits in men because women need help reaching for things, because they're stupid

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>>37813239
Are you rich? I'm a (Big Guy) can you hire me as your bodyguard?