>be me
>21 y/o khv
>see qt 3.14 at uni in my anat/phys class
>we're talking 9/10
>not a stacy but stacy enough where she takes care of herself
>got an ass like none other
>we're doing a lab in the cadaver room and by some miracle she's my lab partner
>the topic of the lab is the reproductive system
>our cadaver is an old guy with a saggy ass ballsack and a huge dong
>she glances in my direction while holding his wrinkly mushy banana of a peener
>thisismytime.html
>"d-do you like it?"
>her facial expression becomes a mix of shock and disgust
>engage autist.exe
>"m-mine's better" I stammer in an attempt to recover
>her face is visibly red now
>my autist brain in an attempt to be funny takes the dick and pretends like the old man has an erection
>"me right now, ha..."
>mfw reported for sexual harassment
>mfw my degree is delayed another year
why do I have to be this way
>>37809391
Well done, OP.Well done.
Sounds like a pretty pickled, pasty, peener OP
>>37809391
How did you fuck up this bad OP
>>37809391
This is the level of autism to which I aspire. I want to be the guy sublime enough to do shit like this. Absolutely amazing.