w-what do I say? She has no bio Dubs chooses I guess

Call her a fucking faggot

Demolish my boypussy

>>37805898
Tell her nice tampons

>>37805898
Are you a bot? I just like double checking.

Would you have sex with me for $1000?

>>37805981

I'll reroll for this once just because Id like to see it

It's a bot, faggot.

>>37806001
So close and yet so originally far

>>37805898
tell her that she is a roastie and that she should kill herself

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>>37806013
Why would a bot have multiple pics and an instagram account?

>>37806022
HAH! i win. will be waiting for screenshot

>>37806081
I will call her a roastie but I won't tell her to kill herself

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>>37806081
Originally waiting

>>37806159
nice anon, got me to kek

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Okay here's another one I matched with while we wait.

>>37806159
thanks for keeping your word. i fucking knew i'd get the dubs, now the wait is all that remains

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>Durham
Hey I'm down the road in Newcastle. I am almost went to Durham for university. Almost.

>>37806207
>Is just one hand okay, or do both have to be involved?

>>37806318
I want to get out of this shit province as soon as possible but I have no fucking money. Easily the worst province in this country.

>>37806207
>vapid Asian
fuck anon i am jelly

just ask if she's had a concrete enema and if she's willing to try in the future

>>37806373
Don't be jealous my friend, I have never met up with any girl I have matched with on tinder

>>37805898
How do you ladz score matches with grils?
Is there some secret?
I just say yes to everyone and rarely ever get matched with anyone, and those that I do the vast majority never respond to me.

Am I that horrible?

>>37806448
I just say yes to everyone as well. But I have a dog in my pictures, so that helps.
85% of the time the girls never respond. The other 15% of the time they stop responding after 3 messages.

>>37805898
tell her you like to electrocute your cock

>>37806362
That's pretty much why I didn't go there despite it serving as the primary hub for my chosen subject. Everybody was going off about how I should go because Prince William studied there or some shit, but every time I looked at it on Google maps it just looked like a quaint, farming village. Happier I came to Newcastle.

Nice bathroom architecture, how about you show me your bed ;)
roooll

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This dumb bitch won't respond to my b8 message

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>>37806159
>>37806179
>>37806212
She responds
Dubs decides what I say

>>37807088
"A roastie is a meme from this malaysian trading card website i visit"

>>37806207
My forearms will surely look beautiful as I fist your asshole shoulder-deep baby ;)

>>37807088
It don't matter.
I just wanted to let you know that I've been fucking my own mother for he last three years.
Banging you would be a HUGE step forward for me.

>>37807235
Rolling for this rolling on the river

Greece

>>37807255
KEKE
Alright I said I'd do it

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>>37807088
I mean someone who I would let roast me! You're a dark skinned BEAUTY!!! Let's get high and fuck!!!! I'm high as fuck right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition!!! Lemme stick it in there and UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF UNF!!!! Come on baby babe!!! What do ya say???

>>37807255
DUBZZZ
>>37807235
Hahah anon this is cool

>>37807088
Sorry babe, my autistic brother grabbed my phone. A roastie is slang for women who like eating sushi and getting their ass slapped.

Open with a funny pickup line, most girls like that
I've gotten a few tinder dates just through dumb, funny lines

>>37807278
Rolling for thisss
To be honest with you all

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>>37807235
>>37807281
Fucking kek I wonder what she'll say

>>37806207
Hey CHINKY! How is your GOOK ass doing? I guess you were studying maths, weren't you? That's all you yellow skinned people can do ;)
Anyway, can I fuck you in the ass?

>>37807313
Rolling (papers and the blunts) for this

>>37807300
Goddammit... Rolling again

>>37806448
Not really. I don't have any great photos of myself, but I included a picture of my dog and wrote a funny bio that also implies we'll have sex.
That alone gets me a decent amount of matches, and then I message them a dumb pickup line or something else that seems funny and/or bold and that typically works well

>>37807278
Rerolling like a mofo

>>37807313
Rolling cause I enjoy Asian shaming

>>37807278
Rolling this shit up and smoking it!!!!

>>37807313
rolling to see her original response

>>37807313
>>37807422
I can't do racisms in my country on anything permanently accessible or else the boys in blue will be knocking on my door if she shows them it.

>>37807456
Christ what a pathetic country that is
Just tell her you've got an eggroll for her to swallow or something

>>37807456
Holy shit what kind of cucked nation you from?

>>37807456
What country is that anon? I need to know so that I can avoid it

>>37807456
We will roll what can you say for the "blues" then

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>>37807509
Okay
>>37807520
Cucknadia "Where even True Speech can be Hate Speech"

>>37807546
>if you kill your enemies, they win
Your people voted this man in. How?

>>37807541
pretty much anything not racism or genocidal.

>>37807456
I'm the one who posted that gook shit.
Just write her this:
"Hey, I wanna lick you eyes until you start crying. Then I'd suck mucus out of your nose. Would this be enough for you to let me fuck your asshole?"

>>37807564
unironically jewish trickery
Canadians are also very politically apathetic and generally dim people

>>37807546
Canadia is an even more dystopian nightmare than I originally thought

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>>37807311
>>37807546
Okay while we wait on those two here's a third you guys can roll for

>>37807615
It's a good place to live if you're an autistic pajeet who doesn't know the first thing about politics.
for a political white man like myself it is nearly as Orwellian as the UK.

>>37807632
"18 Years, huh?"
"Wonder if that asshole could take one inch for every year."

>>37807632
>nice jewlace

Maybe start with "Hey"

>>37807674
been tryin to meet you. mmMMmmmMmm

I banged a Canadian-Korean chick from the Tor with the Onto last year.
She was cool but she screamed loud as fuck.

>>37807661
originallly rolling

>>37807684
off my board pal

>>37807632
Hey baby ;)
I'm like reAlly shy but I thought I'd let you kNow that you're reALly cute ;)

>>37807661
>>37807698
Rerollling originalllly

>>37807546
Why did you include "or something"?
>>37807564
Fucking retards and stoners.
Even they already don't like him anymore though, those idiots have all realized they elected an empty suit by now

>>37807719
because
>>37807509
>Just tell her you've got an eggroll for her to swallow or something

>>37807632
Oh my goddddddd baby babe!!! You are so. FUCKING. Hot!!!! I want to DESTROY YOU... sexually of course :) let's get high and fuck!!!!! I'm high right now holy moly!

>>37807754
fucking kek reroll

Hey I'm not really good at this but I'm gonna be honest... I think... I think I love you.

>>37807632
Rolling for this or gem :)
>>37807754

>>37807754
rollan for this here quality post

>>37807713
Rerollling four the qt

>>37807754
Rolling for this fine content

>>37807730
I know, that was my post. I thought it was implied that the last bit wasn't supposed to be part of the message
But whatever, it's your tinder

>>37807754
giving this gem another go

>>37807632
I love you

Oreganolio

>>37806079
>Why would a bot copy photos from someone's instagram profile?

I bet I can count your IQ on two hands.

>>37807788
Damn that's the third dub I get on rerolls in this thread.
First one was the "I fuck my mother" shit you sent to the first girl, then the GOOK shit and now this.
And it ain't even quality posting.

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>37807788
doing it. Fuck though, I wanted this one
>>37807754

>>37807632
i hate condoms
lets just have the kid if cums to that ;)

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>>37807811
>I bet I can count your IQ on two hands.
Nice to see there's some fellow intellectuals on this board :^)
*tips*

>>37807842
Didn't we all...how lovely this girl is. She deserves...
>>37807754
This dubs get!

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I've got a backlog of chicks I never messaged, so let's have a go on this one next

>>37807873
send her a Joseph Goebbels quote

>>37807842
You have a chance with this girl OP
don't fuck it up

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>>37807564
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO LEGALIZE WEED GODDAMMIT

>>37807873
HOLY GOD!!! Baby babe,, I want to see a nice dark colored ring around the tip of my bong and the base of my cock!!! COCK!!!! I'm high as balls right now holy cow!! Won't you pretty please suck my dick!

>>37807913
BASED weedposter gets a reroll

>>37807873
Want to engage in civil, intellectual debate m'lady?

>>37807873
your face looks kinda funny, what's wrong with it ?

>>37807913
Rerolling for lipstick girl
>>37807933
And this is what gets. Holy shit.

>>37807873
And I'm always where the sun don't shine and tears won't show, won't hurt me now cause heart's been broken, I hate myself but it won't show, I constantly lose all my remorse.
:(

>>37807850
You don't have to be an intellectual to tell that someone's stupid. Such weak damage control.

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>>37807850
*originally tips *

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>>37807933
Weak, quite originally weak

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These roastie whores won't respond to your EBIN banter gents, so this one's up next

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>>37807956
Impressive retort, however you have no chance of besting me on the mental battlefield my friend.

>>37807986
Where the fuck is your phone charger mate?
I don't wanna lose you cause your battery's weak.

>>37808008
It's nearby me lad, I'll just have to move from my computer chair to my bed to plug it in. I'll do it when it gets low enough

>>37808003
Hey baby
If you don't reply I'll cut my hanster's dick off.
Push me to the edge, all my friends are dead.

>>37808003
Hey girlie girl!!! It's time to stop getting intellectual and start getting...SEXUAL!!! sarang heyyyoooooo...sarang heyyyoooooo!!!! That's Korean baby babe, it means let's get fucking stoned OUT OF OUR MINDS and have freaky sex-uh!!! Nice-uh!!!

>>37808080
808080 come on!!! Rerolling for true dubs.

>>37808080
THIS HAD BETTER FUCKING BE DUBS COME ON

>>37808003
You make me feel like... na na na na na

>>37808114
nice triple roll fagget

>>37808080
This is top content here rollin

>>37808003
What do a cock and two balls do?
Hen soccer! You nasty lady, what were you thinking?

>>37808080
Rolling like Julia Child

>>37808080
Rolling in a bread

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>>37808080
COunting this as dubs

>>37808080
give me them dubs

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Why won't these goddamn whores RESPOND REEEEEDD
Here's a new one

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>>37808184
Wet heyyy!!! Love you lots, Opie! You're on my Christmas card list now!

>>37808211
All I want for Christmas is for them to respond to these ebin memes

>>37808209
As an avid conoisseur and self-described enthusiast of the oriental female form and soul,I shall not stand and lend my ears to this ludicrousy without taking it as a personal affront.

Although I have yet to partake in the actual reproductive coital act with a female I have the sufficient and vast body of research under my belt (and growing) to ascertain to the fact of the asian woman's superiority over her western female counterpart.

Some of you differ, and ignorantly succumb to the fallacious reasoning of ascribing the western wench as the queen of femmes due to their oversized mammaries, puffed posteriors and mockable and unnecessary curvaceous forms. Don't get me started on their foal-like, unsensual limbs.
The oriental woman is stout, well-made in its petite stature. Crafted by conservative gods out of the earth's best cream-colored clays, spun serenely to the optimum culmination and accentuated with the most gentle feminine features of all of man's races.

The asian woman's beauty is in the simplicity (think of the superior flag of Japan). Do not be fooled by the materialist anatomic avarice of the western succubus. No more no less. Perfection. Asian.

I leave you with this appeal to your reptilian brains:

Would you rather have your spawn draw up the life-giving creams from the humble cherry blossom apices of an ethereal duo of Mount Fujis?

Or from the curd-filled death bogs, vesicles of poison and ruin of a long-dead Europa?

Will you take the red pill?

>>37808209
most are fake on tinder now

>>37808003
Hi beautiful young woman!
I like to roleplay as "Mark", the handicapped kid from the book "The Chocolate factory".
I bought a wheelchair for the sole purpose of getting closer to the character I love so dearly.
;-)

>>37808226
I had one that was like 'lemme snake your toilet pleeeeeeeeease' but it doesn't look like this bitch
>>37808209
Will respond.

>>37806207
>goes to her insta
>see chokers, enlarged pink lips, snapchat filters, tumblr, starbucks

warning OP. asian bitch is basic as fuck.

>>37808235
rolling for this pls

>>37808209
I got REALLY stinky armpits, but you know what? My DICK smells like roses!!!!!!!

>>37808235
I really, really, REALLY like this one and want to roll for it.

>>37808209
Mind if i put that budge in my mouth?

>>37808302
>>37808209
>I got REALLY stinky armpits, but you know what? My DICK smells like roses!!!!!!!
I got feels for your fart shits, but inside your butt? That's where my meat hose is.

I wrote you a poem :)

>>37808235
OP here, tried to send this because it made me laugh and she looks like a hapa, but it's too long

send photo of dead babies

oragigaginos

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Looks totally legit guys

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Bumping for great justice you fuckers

>>37808633
None of these girls are responding to me
I'm losing hope
Truly I will be a khv forever

>>37808686
at least u get matches
i get fucking hambeasts only

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>>37808686
Only one thing left to Scooby Doobie Doo! Get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND on...weed!!! I'm high as hell and I'm not sorry! Holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition!!! Man you gotta get high and jack off!! Smoke weed every day you ninny!!! You fucking ninny muggins!!! Blagagaghagaggagahgagahhaa

Omfg I have a Scooby Doo picture.

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>>37808460
>intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor
Which one of you is this?

>>37808828
I wish I had some weed based dankposter. Jacking off while high is truly the greatest feeling in the world

>>37809005
It's pretty good senpai. I actually quit weed awhile back, and it's one of the things I miss.

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BOYs, the original one responded

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>>37809268
Don't mind if I do baby babe!! Listen, hear me out...I wanna turn your vagina into a vegan! No more meat for you, only... vegetables!!! I wanna put a zucchini up in there!!! And not those faggy courgettes, I mean the big cudgel sized ones they grow in the Midwest! I want to stretch you out, let's smoke up and see what happens, whaddya say?????

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>>37809344
EPIC WEED GET OH MY GODDDDDDD

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>>37809344
KEK
Sent

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>>37809367
Oh Lord she's going to have a story to tell tomorrow at the hair salon. A+++

If you just get summarily blocked I'm going to be disappointed in her.

>>37809435
I wonder if she thinks by now she's being fucked with, or do you think tinder whores are too dense to discern that?

>>37809462
If she's really that conventionally hot, she's had creepers all over her since sixth grade. I'm sure she's heard it all, likewise I feel like that zucchini comment is pretty fucking original (if I do say so myself) so we'll see how it goes.

>>37809522
I guess I'm more referring to the fucking my own mom aspect

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>>37809558
Well it's certainly not something she hears every day.

>>37809631
THat's a powerful toilet

i fucking love these jesus christ

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>>37809522
>>37809631
She responds at last

>>37808004
lmao how offended are you gonna get that someone called you stupid you dumb bitch

>>37810085
That's not even me, friendo

>>37809631
I've got to get a toilet like that. I took a 40 nugget shit yesterday and my toilet couldn't handle it. I had to scoop some of it out with a spoon for it to flush.

>>37810027
we move on to the sausage then

>>37810114
Scooping wtf. I just mush the shit with a plunger until it drains

call her a braphog

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>>37810173
Going to use this as I believe the thread is dying

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>>37810298
Quick response this time

>>37810312
Allergic to zucchinis don't worry i also have some english cucumbers.

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>>37810444
Nice trips original pal

>>37810536
No reply eh

I gotta poop so bad im just using this as a distraction LMAO i cant let them see me!

>>37810536
post response nooow !

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>>37810536
>>37810312
You normies are so pathetic and edgy as well as cucks. You are literally village idiots dancing for pussy, begging for it practically with your cirngey jokes and lingo. Thank you God for me being a kissless virgin. Better that than to degrade myself as much as these normies do to get into a woman's pants. Women are inferior to men, we rule over them. We do not need them, they need us. They would die without us if we took away the labor of our hands, our strength, our cities, our roads and the food we cultivate from the ground.

She's the type you should just ask to hook up, friends with benefits, etc. You can tell there isn't must self worth of her there so no point in having a relationship