How do I make my boyfriend understant I cant do retail work?

>>37805596
>why is the world so cruel
To weed out the weak and useless like yourself.

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lmaoing @ your life

>tfw STEM

>Can't work retail
Literally the easiest job.

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>>37805596

Fellow English degree holder here. Get into cleaning at night. Most communication there is just small talk.

By putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger, fag.

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>>37805675
i had a plan to open a bookstore/coffee shop nearby campus.

i cant do retail because of my anxiety
i also deserve a job related to my major.
i put alot of money and time into it.

>>37805748
Open a store but too anxious to work retail hmmm?

Coffee shop related to an english degree hmmmm.

Your a retard

>>37805903
Oh also

>my boyfriend

GET OUT ROASTIE NORMIE
OUT OUT OUT
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Why not work in a factory with a load of foreigners? That's what I'm doing all summer at the moment. It sucks but I just keep to myself and do monotonous tasks

>>37805596
>>37805719

>tfw in the process of getting an english degree
>tfw think about how much of a mistake it is every goddamn day but I ran out of scholarship money and need to finish uni

FUCK

As for OPs predicament, sorry senpai looks like you'll have to do retail for a while. Could also try for online jobs like leapforce or freelance writing/translation assignments (they rape you with self employment taxes tho)

>>37805937
He said in the OP he's a homo stfu

>>37805748
>>37805748
>I deserve a job related to my major.
>I deserve
This is why they shit on Millenials
You don't deserve shit
I don't know how you unironically get an english degree for any other reason than a deep passion for the education itself. It's a literal fucking mainstream meme. If you're not uber creative and working on building a name for yourself with that you might as well care about that degree as much as the rest of the world does. Not at all

Get realistic hombre, that entitlement will have you on the streets once your boyfriend gets bored

>>37805997
Do yourself a favor and ingratiate yourself to your professors so they can get you a job at the university. Quite possibly the only way you can make an english degree worthwhile is to teach the other morons dumb enough to try and get an english degree.

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>>37805903
i would hire staff to work the front. of course.
i would do the paperwork and ordering.

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>>37806102
>plans to open a bookstore/coffee shop
>he thinks an owner doesn't do front end stuff literally every single day, especially small businesses
>i deserve a job
Are you a fucking child or is this just some good bait?

5/10, got me to respond angrily.

>>37805596
hahaha, your boyfriend should just toss you out onto the street you worthless shit
>no sex drive
>doesnt work
>MUH MAJOR MUH DEGREE

why does he even keep you around m8

>>37806164
This thread has to be a troll. This guy is unreal.

>>37805596
>has English major that's useless in 1st world counties
>apply for passport
>dump bf
>move to some SEA country
>teach English
>fuck tranny and femboys regularly
>?????
PROFIT

die from getting robbed or HIV if you somehow make it that far

I have anxiety problems too. If someone asks you something, try to get them out of the way as quickly as possible. Unless they're another autist, then just move on.

>>37806102
You gotta start somewhere mate