So...What are you doing for your father today, anon?

Planning on saying I forgot

Wishing I had someone to play Ark with because I keep lurking /v/ and /vg/ in the hopes of finding a thread about it but there hasn't been one.

>be gayfag
>parents don't know
>have boyfriend
>mom and sis want to take dad out for brunch
>go out to Olive Garden
>oh shit, boyfriend is there with his family too
>he comes over to our table and introduces himself as my boyfriend
>a..anon you're gay?
>n..no, he's just joking around
>boyfriend gets offended and says I'm gay and goes on tirade on how I should be proud of who I am and not embarrassed by it
>awkward as fuck
>dad has disgusted look on his face
>silence for the rest of the meal
>finally speaks up
>this is the worst father's day ever
>he's in the backyard drinking his 5th beer now

s..sorry dad