>Anon, I... I have a crush on you.

Can I suck your dick?

Please?

Blox

>>37797904
Im gaye Xddd

>>37797904
>freckles
I barfed a little.

>>37797904
Heh join the queue, sweetie.

>>37797904
i don't have time for this, i have 6 final exams tomorrow and a shitload of projects, get away from me sloot

>>37797904
Bend over now. I have some rough plowing to do.

>>37797904
>C) reciprocate way too much until she is disinterested

Look at her. Just imagine what kind of life she's gonna be living.

Every day she is showered with positive feedback. Most people who meet her like her. She gets infinite chances to develop social skills. She will likely get a decent job just for looking nice.

And now think about your life and compare it to her.

FUCKING BITCH YOU DESERVE TO DIE!

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>>37797904
>>Anon, I... I have a crush on you.
Ehm, okay?
>tfw you live in limbo where girls you dont find attractive crush on you but girls on whom you crush dont find you attractive

>>37797904
The only girl who has a crush on me is a 28 year old polish psycho whoms hobby are being depressed and sitting at home making colored soap. :/

>>37798067
I know that exact same feel famalam

>>37797904
I believe that if someone has a crush on me that person must be retarded in some way.

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Okay, where are your friends ? I don"t hear their laughs

>>37798153
Why would you assume that it's impossible for a girl to crush on you?

>>37798176
Not him but maybe he's not a Chad.

>>37798201
So for girl to crush on you, you have to be Chad?

Why do we use the same word for being attracted to somebody as we use for violently squashing something?

>>37798236
Women can only be attracted to Chad.

If you are inferior (not Chad) then women simply don't consider you to be human.

reach out to her screaming like darth vader while the fabric of reality crumbles away around us

>>37798259
>Women can only be attracted to Chad.
So those normies who have gf's, are Chads to you?

>>37797904
That's nice! I have a crush on you too!

>>37798313
Their women aren't attracted to them. Just look at the divorce rate. They stay with them but fuck Chad on the side. Alpha fux, beta bux.

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>>37798267
>No you don't, where's your friends? I've had enough of you blonde spoiled cunts making fun of me and my life, and now you torment my EMOTIONS? FUCK YOU now do us all a favor and fuck off never talk to me again and learn to tie a fucking noose since you can't go one sentence without "senpai"

>I know

Gets them every time.

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>>37798373
>I HATTTTTTTTTTTE YYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-er-UUUUUUUU-reeeeeeeeerereeeee-UUUUUUUUU

>>37798386
>Implying you had multiple girls crushing on you

>>37797904

It's going to be part of some (not even elaborate) ruse to humiliate me.

I post on /r9k/ - women don't want anything to do with me.

>>37797904
y--you too

>>37797904
>Err... T-Thank you.

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>>37798373
>>37798407
fear leads to anger leads to hate copy pasta

>>37798460
hate leads to regret

>>37798471
Hate is absolutely justified when talking about women.

>>37798410
98 sexual partners and counting. I have 2 orbiters right now, but I had to block one to let things cool off because she went full Yandere

>>37797904
Are you a cis girl?
If so then buzz off

>>37797904
"No, you don't."
>walk away

It's that easy.

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>Got catcalled a couple of days ago by a teenage girl
>I actually felt really nervous
I just took a quick look at her, gave an awkward smile and walked away as fast I could.

I'm gonna die alone.

>>37798479
>Hate is absolutely justified when talking about women.
How can you hate when you've never had meaningful contact with them? Are you some kind of prophet?

>>37797904
Yeah sure, where's the hiddem camera.

>>37798541
Women prefer men with good genes.

I have bad genes.

Now you know why I hate them.

>>37797904
This is the part where I wake up.

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>>37797904
>[COMPUTING...] [COMPUTING://FAILED]
>[>RULING://JOKE<]
''Hahaha funny..''

>>37798067
>people are able the be attracted to you
>complaining
You have no idea how good you have it. Why are you even here?

>>37798723
>You have no idea how good you have it. Why are you even here?
Because that was 10 years ago when i was somewhat decent. Now i'm fat, spergy and bitter person.

>>37797904
>you think I'd ever actually be attracted to you?
>jesus Christ this is emberassing
>just fuck off because I honestly never want to see you again.
>How could you think anyone as disgusting and ugly as yourself could ever be with me?
>delete my number, and you can go kill yourself for all I care.

>>37798067
Are you me?

Oregon comeento

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>>37798832
Holy fuck this is cringe, this is reddit tier.

>>37798894
do you know where you are anon?

orenige communism

What's wrong with you guys? Why wouldn't you pass up the chance to be with a qt that you so desperately crave?

>>37799037
speak for yourself

all I want is to live in peace without bullshit drama.

women create drama wherever they go, I want none of it.

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>>37797904
You have shit taste, my dear.
I'll spare you the trouble of finding this out yourself, but you want Chad, I attracted you merely because I'm similiar to pic rel.

>>37797904
The one time a cute girl genuinely had a crush on me, I still fucked it up. That's why I cry when I fap

>>37798832
yeah that's what she'd say if I said yeah okay I like you 2

>>37797904
No-one ever says things like that. She would ask you if you wanna hang out, get a drink, or go to some place with her.

>>37797904
Too bad. I already have a girlfriend and you're kinda ugly. You can suck me off though if you swallow

>>37798067
>>37798083
>>37798870
You're all ugly but have high standards. Work on that

>>37798248
It's because crushes hurt! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

>>37799037
The chance she's making fun of us is about 140%, anon.

>>37797904
First things first, who the fuck are you

>>37797904
My first thought was "fuck off"
I'm sure in a healthy state of mind

>some QTs and 2 or more guys had a crush on me in middle school
>just ignored them like a autist
Fuck bruhs.._

>>37799037
Too juicy a worm situation, and many women change opinion on a day-by-day base anyway.
Excuse us for being weary of yet more pain with no gain.

>>37797904
Fuck off roastie

Btfo

>>37797904
you know, someone actually told me this and i didnt care which wasnt expected. they werent joking either, my sister said they had a crush on me for a long time and i just didnt feel like i cared at all for some reason. maybe i have autism.

>>37797904
piss off mate, i know you are pulling my leg

>>37799529
Both wrong. I just become a sperglord around the grills I like.

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>>37797904
>Mfw a girl once told me this when i was 7 years old
>Mfw one year after that i went full quiet mode and stopped talking with her and anyone
>Mfw Twelve years later i still think about her when i'm on bed

>>37797961
that's a funny way to spell "came"

>>37797904
want to double suicide?

>>37798067
Doesn't sound as bad as being so fucking retarded that both groups of those people are attracted to me and yet I never go anywhere with it.

>>37797904
Thanks but I don't like jail.

>>37797904
>Blonde

fucking ew

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>>37797904
>implying I'd fall for that one again
HA, nice try roastie.

>>37797904
I'm already married.

>cute quiet girl confessed to me like this when I was 12
>rejected her because girls are icky
>no girl has ever talked to me in any romantic way since

Wasn't my fault but I'll still always hate myself for it.

>>37800252
>again
What did he mean by this?

>>37801193
Back when I was 16, I got a "confession". Needless to say, her friends were nearby, and everyone had a laugh.

Except for me, that is.

Then I wake up, no one will ever love me

>>37798076
>no depressed soap gf

>>37801236
>Then I wake up, no one will ever love me
I guess i dont find having gf a priority because i've never ever had such a dream.

>>37797904
>girl did this to me in front of her friends and my friends
>confessed to me with a bright red face
>don't believe her, think she's pulling a prank, never talk to her again

Don't even know if she was serious but it felt bad man. Thought she was lying or would hate me if she found out what I'm really like.

>>37801079
Almost the same thing, like are you expected to have a girlfriend at 10? Only interest I had was in video games and drawing cars.
Had some other occasions where there could have been something with a girl, all of them were more than 7 years ago - and I didn't get fat since or anything. I guess you don't need dollars or dick to impress them at young age.

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>tfw you will never experience teenage love
>you will never have that awkward concersation confessing your feelings towards one another
>you will never spend an entore summer just with her

And the worst part is you only had one opportunity to do this.

>>37799077
This is something I would say

>>37797961
how does it feel to have such shit taste, anon?

>>37801931
Why are you hitting so close to home?

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>i have a crush on you

i know for a fact that no girl has ever even briefly had a crush on me in entire life.

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>be 16 8 years ago
>skipping class
>run into girl from class, she was smoking outside mall
>begin chatting about stuff
>we head home while talking
>get to a literal crossroads where we have to split up
>"Anon wanna hang out more at your place?"
>mfw when
>"s-sorry no step dad is home and I have st-stuff to do haha"
>awkwardly leave her standing there

That was the last time a female talked to me.

>>37797904
>Sorry, I don't believe in transgenderism.

Would any women ever say something like this? Does this only happen to Chads?

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>>37798076
>tfw will never make colourful soaps with qt3.14 slav gf

>>37797904
>What's your IQ and how many sexpartners did you have so far?

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No one has ever said this to me

>>37797904
Too bad she doesn't have blue eyes.

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>>37802233
thats not anon, you're pretty cute :)

>>37802659
Stop bullying him dude

lol @ a woman initiating anything.

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>>37802721
I was being dead serious desu

>>37802757
Yeah ur a gay animuu faggot who thinks anyone is qt

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>>37802817
pic related: what you should do

>>37802741
This

Literally never ever happens

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>>37802878
Maybe not for you anon

>>37802845
Kys weeb. Stop giving ugly rets hopes

>>37797904
>Cool, I don't

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>>37798016
This is just too accurate, I request you delete this now

>>37798067

sounds like middle school and high school for me

>>37797904
>Anon, I... I will crush you and destroy all your dreams.
Here... I fix it. Thank me later.

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>>37797904
>Me too let's have unprotected sex. I'm gonna explode so hard in your pussy the force will be enough you propel you at a 90 degree angle through my bedroom roof.
Any other answer and you're a faggot.

Also I never understood why people complain about tfw no gf but when hypothetical situations like these threads are posted you try to be edgy and reject her. Like are you trying to die alone toggaf?

>>37802659
>>37802757
>>37802845
thank you for defending your opinion saying that i'm cute. it meant a lot

>>37803126
>Like are you trying to die alone toggaf?
yes.
I am not capable

I wish a girl have told me this in my life
I started going to the gym that women will find me attractive

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>>37797904
Always knew you'd come around, femanon.

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>>37797904
>liar. Where are your friends hiding?

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>look around
>"Are you talking to me?"

>>37797904
>tfw you will never experience this
>tfw even if by some holy miracle you did, it would be with a girl only a fraction as attractive
>tfw the entirety of western civilization has been based on love for thousands of years and you will never experience it

"Prove it to me, let me see you poop"

>>37803705
>and you will never experience it
that's why the west is probably punished for it

>>37798514
>walking past a bunch of schoolgirls
>hear one of them call me a pedo

WHAT THE FUCK I WASNT EVEN STARING that much

>>37804188
>that much
degenerate failed normie.
When I walk past normies, I maintain an image of passive aggressive suffering on my face like I'm carrying heavy burdens

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>>37803267
absolutely frienderino :)

>>37797904
O-ok then

originality and creativity and innovation and entrepreneurship and innovation and entrepreneurship and innovation and entrepreneurship and innovation and entrepreneurship

>>37802233
Ignore that other guy, you look like a school shooter

>>37804837
Don't worry I know. I am planning on killing myself no worries

>>37802233
you look like a programmer that works at valve.
Totally normal

>>37798067
Why is it always fat bitches?

How the fuck is this shitty rp thread still alive?

>>37797904
>tfw there was a girl similar to ops image in 8th grade
>we both had pe together but different classes
>she was slender, cute and new girl that came mid semester
>school was in a bad neighborhood with a lot of delinquent students
>this affected me after the 7th grade
>they make fun of the girl because of the way she wears her hair
>sorta like ops image but hair is brushed all the way to the left
>she had a crush on me and liked me
>confessed to me
>i was scared we'd both be made fun of more if I accepted
>dont remember declining or giving any sort of answer to this day
>years later find her social media
>she is a stacy
>probably the attention she didn't receive or at least in the she did receive it in middle school brought her to this
>explicitly remember a caption to a photo of her posted online
>literally says something about wanting a bf who would give her lots of sex
>tons of photos of her on bikini and purposely showing cleavage and her bust
>i messaged her on the social media platform and said i remembered her
>no reply
>tfw back in 7th grade she was a qt thin girl and also shy but kind
>i ruined my chance to date her and possibly have butterfly effected her life to be this way
>tfw no gf

>>37806116
you are responsible.
People remember it forever when they get rejected.
You ruined her life

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>>37797904
Uh huh

The guidance missile knows where it is at all times