Why haven't you become Chad yet, /r9k/?

I'm working on it tbqh. In the past two years, I've put in the work to become a high level normie, aka Chad's apprentice. Now I'm studying game and charisma and I've been in the gym to reach Chad status.

He's only a Chad because he's rich. If he ever loses his money, he's straight fucked

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>>37797689
Because guys on fag9k would rather be pathetic sissy twinks than a real man.

You fucks are pathetic

>>37797689
Can you stop posting this, its making me fucking depressed as hell. Please stop

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>>37797689
Gotta laugh when losers try to denigrate this man for living they can only imagine.

>>37797766
Have you ever seen what he looks like? Have you ever seen him talk? Have you ever witnessed his personality? He'd be fine. He wouldn't be sleeping on a bed of roasties anymore but he'd still be doing pretty well.

>>37797689

That woman on the left has abysmal tits. Horrific job on part of the surgeon

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>>37797835
Yea. It's probably the same dudes who post in trap threads and say things like "boipucci"

>>37797858
He isn't wrong. Bilzerian is massively on steroids, most of the chicks he has are paid in one way or another. They're basically prostitutes who aren't prostitutes. He's on drug binges and has had a string of heart infacts. The reason it works out for him IS because of the trust that sponsors it.

I find robots as pathethic as the next guy but Bilzerian if not for the trust fund money. Would be trailer park trash on meth and he's on a good way to get himself killed in the next decade at the longest given his drug and steroid abuse.

>>37797858
He'd be doing average. Which proves my point that he isn't a true chad.

>>37797689
I'm on my way. I have a six-pack (not super toned yet but it's getting there) and nice pecs and my arms are bulky. I lost my virginity a week ago and I'm off to college soon.

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>tfw i will never get a chad bf

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>>37797689
>>37797835
I don't think he would flaunt his status so much if he was really happy, honestly. Chad and Stacy's life in general seem tiring and empty, I'm not sure I really aspire to that.

Not that the self defeating nihilism of robots is any better than the self destructing narcissism of this guy, but still.

>>37797835

Yup, he's a massively over compensating macho retard who has to resort to laughably bad ways to stroke his own ego. He's only rich because his dad used him as a child to launder money. He's had two heart attacks before he turned 30 and he will never form any sort of emotional bond with anyone in his life.

Yet I'd swap my life for his in a heartbeat.

When anyone says money can't buy happiness, just show them this clown. He probably is too stupid to appreciate anything beyond the superficial pleasures he's known his whole life and as a result posting shit like the OP is more than likely extremely fulfilling to him and his fragile view of his own masculinity and self worth.

>>37797835
shes ugly and has fake tits

not impressed

You get born a Chad or you never will be a Chad. It's that simple.

>>37797947
He's taking massive ammounts of drugs, alcohol and steroids. The only reason he can get away with it so far is because he can sponsor it while at the same time sponsoring the medical aid he regularly needs. Guy had 3 heart attacks in the last few years and he isn't even 40 yet. Take away the money and he'd be the local drug dealer/addict with half rotten teeth.

If people want to go for a Chad, they should find a proper one. There are quite a few. They usually go for this guy because he's flashy. Fucken hell, Berlusconi is in his own way more impressive than Bilzerian. Guy was a fat selfmade power monger having sex parties with 16 year old virgins.

>>37797969
Nobody does dummy. Proper chads do not have girlfriends, they have lays. The best you can hope with where a Chad is concerned is waking up in the morning with him being gone, some cash on your nightstand and a bad case of the crabs.

He's enjoying himself, but that lifestyle isn't for me.
I just want one girl to love.

>>37797835
>>37797689
Anyone can live that life if their father scammed people to get rich

Imagine being the young man who had genuine feelings for one of these girls.

>>37797689
that guy is 6'3"
i'm 5'3"

why don't you throw yourself into a fucking boat propeller

>>37798126
Then you're a jackass who caught feelings for a prostitute.

I'd love to be this guy, but you can't say he didn't just get lucky. It's his daddy's money. Regular people can't live like this.

An actual Chad gets pussy all day even if he's broke, living with parents, etc. A true Chad will take advantage of a roastie by having her give him money, a place to stay, etc. even while he's fucking roasties on the side. Not the other way around like the faggot in OP.

>>37797689
Fool, one does not "BECOME" Chad. Chad is born. You must be divinely chosen by Lord Chaddius the great from birth to inherit Chaddom.

>>37798136
I'm 6'1 and i still sometimes wish i was 6'2.
I have no idea how you feel anon, but i just want you to know that i feel sorry for you, in a caring way. I'm sorry that world is so unfair.

>>37798228
Apparently he won 64 million just from poker alone.

lmao, this dude has "trust fund beneficiary" in the first sentence of his wikipedia page. He also got kicked out of Navy Seals training, which is an embarrassment on its own. He clearly has prostitutes (high class, at least) pose with him to take these ridiculous photos. His body is steroids and their bodies are silicone. How anyone on here is envious of this man I have no idea.

Because my father didn't leave me with a multi million dollar drug money fund from the Mafia to pay whores to fuck me

Google it

>>37798323
He paid 1 million dollars to be in a film for 3 seconds.

>>37797689
>>37797858

He has such a negative aura though. I don't get how anyone is attracted to that.

>>37798350
That's just sad. He pays women to be with him, he pays to be in movies, and he doesn't even do it with money that he earned (aside from his gambling winnings, which he achieved using his daddies money). The man can't even get jacked like a normal person without having to use steroids. I don't think this man would be anything without his daddies money. There's nothing in his life that he would have without the money his dad left him. I genuinely pity him. He's not even as good as those Paul brothers, who despite being talentless douchebags at least did something to earn their fame in some way or another, and are being asked to do things (like disney channel shows or that youtube movie). His whole life is bought.

>>37798323
>He also got kicked out of Navy Seals training

I mean most people do, that shit's hard.

>>37797689
Because I'd rather be a trap

>>37798601
see >>37797914 >>37797799

You already got fucking rekt son

>>37797689
This guy is outright pathetic

>>37798323
>He also got kicked out of Navy Seals training, which is an embarrassment on its own

He still lasted longer than you ever could lmao

>>37798617
t. trap poster who wears women clothing and is mentally ill

>>37798621
>He still lasted longer than you ever could lmao

Whoa he lasted longer than pathetic robots on /r9k/.

Damn what a great comeback.

>>37798609
I know but I had to post it anyway

>>37798579
He got kicked out for being a jackass and not knowing how to handle a gun.

>>37798621
>implying i would ever want to be a navy seal

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>174 cm
>has to pay for that punani
Manlets...

>>37798829
if you have over a million ig folllowers you don't need to pay for poon, he himself said he barely ever paid for sex

>>37797985
No, you're just projecting your emptiness and shallowness.

>>37797689
https://youtu.be/jJqZHiA_utw

People who claim he never paid for sex, he is a fit stud, etc...
Straight from the man's mouth - tries to pay for a blowjob, takes viagra, has a heart attack.

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>>37797689
>>37797835
if you were born into having infinite cash and basically be a spoilt child for life would you really act this insecure online?
No matter how insecure he is he still got a free golden ticket and no one can really take that away from him but worshipping a neet loser with rich parents is pathetic normie garbage desu

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>>37799682
>he said it himself so it must be true
lmao
I think what he does is pretty embarrassing because it reeks of insecurity but the failures that worship him are even more pathetic

Chad is a product of good genes

>>37797741
>He thinks lifting will make his beta aura go away

who the fuck would want to be like this guy, his existence is sad

The woman on the right has obviously had a kid lol

Bilzerian here. St-stop bullying me guys!

>>37797689
Does he have dick pictures out

>>37802632
no cause its shriveled up from all the roids

>>37797989
this. Sorry but he's a retard

>>37802632
He did. I don't have them though. Years ago a picture compilation file was dropped including nudes. I deleted the nudes from the file and eventually the file itself. It was only two or three pics and only when soft. He was normal sized. What's funny though is that there are a couple of pictures of him stripping. He packed his underwear.

>>37799697
No, he's right.

And anyways, Dan Bilzerian isn't that much of a chad. He has some legit problems that most Chads dont have, including insecurity and depression. He also overcompensates a ton and compulsively lies about random shit.

>>37798136
He's 5'8" actually

>>37797689

They really sisters? Whats the names.

Guys like Dan Bilzerian and the generation of instagram rich kids / wealthy arabs are cancer. They devote every day of their lives to flexing their wealth. It is an embarrassment to actual, hard-working rich people. Just tasteless

>two hot sisters
They look like they're legit ugly in that picture, that fucking face on the right one

>>37803512
all the girls he's with look ugly, they're just spray tanned and plastic.