Well I finally did it, I had sex with a tranny.
No real girl would have sex with me for my entire 27 years of life so I had to fucking resort to this. Fuck you women, this is your fault. My desires needed an outlet and this was the closest thing to an actual woman available.
It's fucking horrible I feel terrible, my dick smells like the worst thing I've ever smelled and it's the next day and my dick still smells bad even though I washed it 50 times. The entire room smelled like shit the entire time.
Women, why have you done this to men? Stop being sluts who only fuck Chad. The worst thing is knowing this makes me gay now. Traps are definitely gay. I'd rather be a virgin like I was.
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Anon, if you're being serious, my condolences. If you're LARPing, this is the funniest shit I've read on this site in a long time.
Don't blame the entire gender. Blame only every girl that you ever met.