Alcohol love general

>>37795207
I eat and drink everything way too slow for beer to be effective.

Even if I'm eating cookies with a glass of milk the cookies dry out and the milk gets nasty before I finish them. So when it comes to booze I can only drink straight liquor with a chaser. Otherwise I take like 2 hours to finish a beer and it does nothing for me. But two hours for a half glass of vodka and some chaser is perfect.

>>37795207
I'm going to turn 21 in two years. What should be my first alcoholic beverage consumed legally?

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>>37795258
Hmm. I down my first beer then sit the next. You need to get your neurosis leves set straight dude. Being that calm is way too good for your own best!

>>37795309
Mix a jemken-cola. Drink while lifting heavy weights.

>>37795334
I'll take my advice from someone who's literate.

Craft beer or gtfo.

I do enjoy beer, especially on a hot day like this one, but for getting drunk nothing beats rum and/or american whiskey

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>claims to enjoy beer
>not weissbier

Ishygddt