Things girls will never say to you

>>37795064
I've had this said to me countless times and I fucking hate it. Because where you want to go isn't where they want to go and you have to play a stupid fucking guessing game to figure out where they actually want to go.

"I'll pay for the meal"

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>>37795132
They're signaling that they crave your leadership anon, even when they act like they aren't happy with the result, they are happier than if they have to be the male.

>>37795064
I will never get to wobble tiddies like that, and that actually makes me incredibly depressed. Like being a khv is nothing compared to this feel if I'm being completely honest.

>>37795064
>"where would you like to go for din-"
>"oh no, we're not playing this game. say where you want to go or we're going to mcdonalds"

>>37795064
>Hi Anon!
Orig

>>37795169
It's not leadership if in the end she's still deciding. It's just a dumb game because women are inherently immature.

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>>37795132
Women want someone to take the lead, just pick somewhere and go, going back and forward makes you look beta.

>>37795064
>"I love you."
>Love if fake and unoriginal.

>>37795188
>I've read about relationships online and this is what I would do despite the fact that it wouldn't work
They aren't looking for anything but to play a game where they pretend you know where they want to go. It's got nothing to do with leadership or you making a decision per se.

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>>37795172
>I will never get to rest those tits on my arm like birdies on a branch
Feels super bad man

>>37795215
Have you ever tried deciding before?

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>There's this fetish I wanted to try...

>>37795064
These huge tits do literally nothing to me. Am I broken?

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>"Just thought I'd send you something to cheer you up Anon!"

>>37795254
>gets told it's not about making a decision
>proceeds to talk about making decisions
holy shit lol

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>>37795346
That's worrying. Do these help, brother?

Bear with me while I try to find some big tits, in my collection, that aren't on fat chicks.

>>37795353
sauce??

oregano certifico commentio

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>>37795346
Not necessarily, they might just not be your thing

>>37795416
Idk, I saved this from here

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>>37795346
Maybe you like roasties better than waifus?

>>37795064
Who is this? I want to place my dick in between her breast

>>37795814
Codi Vore. Fap on, my son.

>>37795827
I owe u my life, dad

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>>37795064

>"I Love you, anon"

It's a tough life anons.

Nice tits.
Yyggyhbb

>>37795064
"So what do you wanna eat?"
"There's this good ramen place nearby, let's go there."
"Eh, I feel like Chinese tonight."
"Okay, we'll go get Chinese."

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME YOU WANT CHINESE IN THE FIRST PLACE

>>37795064
Your cock is too small!