/r9k/ Father's Day

He died when i was 11

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my old man's got 10 years left

>>37792304

75% Chance you'll live to be older than 66
Your life expectancy is a bit less than other people your age (13.6 years less than average).

Haha, they didn't take in consideration the fact that I might kill myself. Check mate, calculator.

>>37792304
fuck off with that info collector website

He died in March at 55.

little over 10 years for dad

maybe 20 years for mom

God, i fucking hate life

>>37792610
>20 years until mommy won't be able to put a roof over your head anymore and you'll have to work

*tick, tick, tick*

>>37792524
>>37792320

why so young tho?

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My fathers side of the family lives to be very old, one grandfather got to 105

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-3

famalama ding dong fuck this original shitttt

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>never talked to my step dad growing
>still never talk
>every time father's day comes around it's real fucking awkward

My mom wants me to shake his hand or something, but that's shit's real autistic, so I just refuse to go downstairs.

I fucking hate this shit.

-20

orgfjuhgfiuohgfh

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>>37792304
>Says I'll live to be 85

NO, NO I DONT WANT TO GET THAT OLD
ILL END IT BEFORE THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37793674
i already work and have a decent amount of cash, it's more like these two are my best friends and basically in a race to die and leave me

>>37794730
i know this feel. i'm a 30+ neet who lives with his parents. I haven't spoken to either of them in over a month.

>>37792304
What is that picture? Does the father approve of his daughter showing her naked butt to everyone?

>>37795060
i think it's shooped in. otherwise it's very disturbing

>78
I don't drink and smoke, and still normies live longer? Fuck you normies!

>>37795324
yeah pretty much. it says drinking can add 2-4 drinks a week adds years to your lifespan fuck that, i'm not spending that much money on alcohol

>>37792304
>https://www.myabaris.com/tools/life-expectancy-calculator-how-long-will-i-live/

>estimated to live another 20ish years

Well that's good, he'll probably be senile as fuck by then though

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>>37795324
being friendless takes more years off your life than smoking 3 packs a day

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Cant really celebrate it since hes in prison :/