What does a womans body feel like?

>>37791957
Like a bag of sand.

And this commento was not originolo.

go to a strip club.
pretty soft senpai.

>>37791957
Soft, warm, smells nice.

When I had a gf my favourite thing to do was rest my head on her tummy

>>37791957
its soft, warm and smooth.
That's a normal woman body. If you touch a fat, wilderbeast its gonna be prickly and hairy.

Put some fresh silk sheets on your bed.
Now take a shower, dry yourself and get into the bed.
THATS what they feel like for me, just with more bones.

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>tfw shook a womans hand for the first time in years
It was so soft and warm, I didn't want to let go.

>>37791957
man, caressing my girlfriends bare skin is the best thing in the world. I could literally do that all day. Her soft belly, her back, her neck, her arms, her thighs, her calves, her tits, her ass. Its such a great feelings its so warm and soft to the touch. And she smells so nice.

>>37792148

Goddamn shit like this makes me wish I were a girl, then I can pleasure myself endlessly

>>37792025
You not supposed to touch them, anon.

And wouldn't they be all sticky?

>>37792188
You're allowed to touch them, just not their vagoo.

like a hairless mans!

>>37792244
Would it look weird if I went to strip club on my own, touched one of the strippers and then hugged her tightly while I cried?

I think that might get me kicked out.

>>37791957
Like Hell.

>>37791957
It physically feels exactly how you think it does
Mentally it's pretty gratifying

these threads make me want to commit suicide
thanks.

saIty milk and coins

>>37792188
They let you touch them. Some of them might let you fuck them.

>>37792086
>tfw the last time I felt a woman's touch, I was being fingerprinted.
Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

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>>37792569
>like a hairless mans!

Well, suppose it might work.

>>37794625
underrated comment/10

>>37791957
I held a girls hand for the first time in years yesterday, and it was so incredibly soft. Way softer than I expected it to be.
I imagine the rest of them is like that too.

>>37794896
this post sums it up

>>37792188
>>37792244
Every time I go to the strip club I can always touch them for their low rates. If your ugly they will charge you more and not just hang out with you. I always touch vagoo and have them rub it in my face and kiss it. If you can't touch then there is no reason.

>>37794950
if im not allowed to touch a girl at a strip club, i almost wouldnt go. If i wanted to just stare at grills id go the fuck outside and look for free dafuq

>>37792041
>tummy
Manchild detected

>>37794950
If you can't fuck then there is no reason. Why blueball yourself? You're not going to get a gf there.

>>37792041
TUMMY? NO, SON. DA TITS. LAY ON DA TITS

>>37795029
Exactly. Just go to a higher end strip mall and you will find loads of whores scantily dressed. Super shorts where their ass hangs out, no bra, and loose tank top.
>>37795040
It's a release in of itself. Satiates the need for vagina on face. It's still blue balling but fuck it. Next time I am going to the greasy full nude joint where you can get blown for $20.

>>37795071
>I am going to the greasy full nude joint where you can get blown for $20.
Doesn't sound wise, that.
But then I'm not sure I see the point to regular strip clubs. Paying a woman to tease you? What's the point? Can you whip your dick out and start fapping?
Not that I would with people around.

Worried we're starting to sound a lot like sex-crazed normals, now.

>>37795142
Another reason is that strippers and whores are more honest than regular women. It's straight forward. It's still a lot of fun and a testosterone thing. I also got nothing to lose and have had 2 doubles, a beer, and about to down caffeine and painkillers on the day of the sabbath. Fuck it.

>>37791957
they are soft and weak

>>37795439
fucking sadistic lol