Is becoming a nurse a robot friendly career?

>>37790954
>High-stress
>Talking to people, dealing with patients
>Adhering to incredibly strict policies, getting written up for stupid shit

Yeah, no. I'll pass.

>>37790954
Well, it's a noble profession that actually matters. It's rewarding, and it's a cinch to get a job once you're qualified.

On the other hand, you clean up shit every day, and the best nurses are the ones with personality that get their patients to cheer up.

I think it's way over the head of most robots.

>>37790954

>Having to show compassion
>Having to touch people physically and interact with them

Are you fucking serious?

I was thinking about becoming something that works with dead people, in a morgue.
I don't know what are they called but that could be the only way I could hold a hand and get a half assed hug

>is a job based on caring for people viable for a socially retarded manchild

>>37791000
Morticians actually make surprisingly good money

>>37791011
I'm more failed normie than full on aspie. I can deal with people, I just can't make friends.

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>>37790954
i found this story while researching anhedonia.

>>37791015
How do you find a job as one though? It doesn't seem to be too widespread

>>37790995
>clean up shit
No nurses don't do that at least not for the most part. I work as a cna I have to clean up the shit. Nurses pass meds and do paperwork. Night shift would be pretty robot friendly as the majority of it is just paper work.

You have to talk to people 99% of your work day, god no

>>37790954
Back in the day when normalfags didn't fucked up the psychology degree market being a psychologist was the ultimate robot career, since you had dealed with depression and a bunch of stuff through life so you can relate your patient and make things better.

But these days probably is just being a codemonkey, the only social requirement is probably just IRC or something.

I don't think /r9k/ would like to become a laboratory rat or being an outgoing artist, shit's limited.

>>37791015

It is. Usually they're family businesses. You'd have to really look around or know somebody in the biz.

can someone please explain all the roles in a hospital?

Does the order usually go:
Doctor (Physician)
Physician Assistant
Nurse
Nurse Assistant

??
are there more, who are these people, what do they do

>>37791110
Yea but thats implying you got over your depression
I don't think anyone with depression could make others happy

>>37791134
hospital administrator
hospital IT
hospital janitor
hospital accountant
hispital security

>>37791135
Oh shit true.

Or probably is the /adv/ career, but it is pretty hard to think of a job for a depressed man overall.
I defined "robot" as someone reserved and timid

I am a med student and had to do nurse shit for a month as a part of my training.
Never again. I would rather work as coal miner for the rest of my life.
>changing diapers of old folks all day erry day
>shaving alcoholics
>giving enemas
>caring for terminally ill people for 3 weeks then watch them die
>feeding people who can barely chew
>getting shit on by literally everybody, sometimes even the patients
well fuck that. at least as a doctor I dont have to deal with any of that.

>>37791599
If you give me an enema I'll let you fuck my butt

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>>37791134
>the entire pathology department
Everyone else sucks. The lab is god-tier. Little to no patient interaction.

t. med lab tech

>>37791658
that sounds tempting. I like butt fucking
no homo though

>>37790954
Lets be honest you just want to go to nursing school for the pussy

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>>37790954
I'm a custodian for a living, and i woudnt do that shit.

i delivered drugs for a home health pharmacy for some years and the stories the nurses told me were unreal.

>>37791853
What kind of horrible stories?

>>37791134
The lab is the way to go for robots. I'm a medical technologist and it's great. Next to no patient interaction. I get paid as much as a nurse. My girlfriend is a nurse and she's stressed out all the time but I can just chill in my lab and not have to deal with angry families and psychotic patients and incompetent doctors.

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>>37792804
Fellow lab tech! Are you a generalist? How long have you been a tech for?

>>37792962

yes, I'm a generalist. Three years now.

>>37792976
Cool. I started working back in Feb of this year. Currently, I'm only stationed in hematology and chemistry. Night shifts.

>>37790954
Doing anything in the medical field except becoming a doctor, a dentist or a surgeon is a Stacy job. If you see a girl who wears scrubs to work, know that she loves the penis.