Shower Feels

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>get out of the shower
>feel soap in my ear
>always forget

>always masturbated in shower before moving out

>get hard in shower and feel the need every time even if not horny

There's a prank video on YouTube where people are showering outside of the beach and someone keeps sneaking behind them and putting more shampoo in their hair so that they think the shampoo isn't washing out. You might like it.

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>>37790186
>finish showering
>dry myself up
>pass the towel between asscheeks for maximun dryness
>towel comes out with a line of shit that was glued to anal hair
>realize i forgot to wash me fucking arse

or

>get out of shower
>need to bust a phat anal burp
>fartswiththepowerofathousandyoungsuns.mp4
>*SNIFF*
>"oh that's a good one m8, fookin' A"
>see bubbles of soap flotaing behind me
>realize i didn't get the foam out of me anal ring
EVERY TIME

>scrub crotch and armpits
>really fuck that shit up good
>make it look like okinawa 1945
>still smell after I step out of the shower

Should I just shave all the hair off?

>>37790186
>Ride out emotional breakdowns in shower
>Get in and lay down
>Fall asleep for an hour
>Step out feeling better
>Mom probably thinks I was masturbating in there
>Avoid eye contact and conversation when I get out.

>>37790186
use in shower lotion feel all slimy

>Get out of shower
>Carpet on floor really cozy
>Lay sit while drying myself off
>Doze off
>Wake up still wet
Why does this happen every time

>>37790503
Deodorant exist for a reason. I had pit stink so bad they still stank right after I showered, but it went away after I put antiperspirant on it. Something about bacteria

do you guys not have a routine so you don't forget shit?
>shampoo
>wash legs
>wash feet
>wash winky and ass
>rinse
>conditioner
>wash chest
>wash chest and armpits
>wash ears

>>37790715

Routines are for normies, successful types and OCD type autists. Bots are neither of the two former and most of us are not the latter.

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>>37790764
that's a dumb excuse desu
takes the same amount of time and you don't have shitass

>>37791018

>Not /self-sabotaging/

What are you even doing her, Norman?

>>37790370
I feel this on a very deep and personal level

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>get in shower
>crouch down
>point shower head at my butt
>spray warm water in and around my hole
it's orgasmic