ITT stupid ways you say words

>>37787653
>"love you" switched to "luya"
>slur everything
>delete whole parts of words when talking

I "over" enunciate my Ts apparently. People make fun of the way I say Buttons and Mountain and other hard T words

>boston accents
>don't pronounce my "R"

Part of me likes it but part of me hates it.

>>37787671
I thought bostonians added R?
>winder instead of window

>>37787699
Not that I know of. A common phrase that's said as a joke is "Park your car on Harvard Yard"

I'd say it like "Pahk ya cah ahn Hahvud Yahd"

If I'm ever out of state I try pretty hard to talk without it, but people can still tell.

>>37787785
YO gemme sum CAWFEE, and none of that shit that taste like WATAH

>>37787653

>have no teeth
>slur my ssses a alot
>got pulled over once
>talking to officer, slurring the shit out of everything I say
>administers sobriety tests
>haven't drank in like 3 months at this point(it hurt the bloody holes where my teeth used to be, since it wasn't healing very quickly and I was digging bone fragments out of my face with a steak knife)
>hauls me to jail anyway
>spend weekend in drunk tank

I still slur some words but I practiced a lot to make it a lot less noticeable. I mean, not that I talk to a lot of people anyway, I just don't want to slur like a tard.

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bretty instead of pretty

"Yeah, I tried those chips, they're bretty good"

I pronounce shit like boobies as BoobAyes

>>37788097
Dude
This raises so many questiobs

also pronounce coffee as Cawfee

gonna bump this thread because i think this one has potential

Sometimes I say "cranberries" as "cranbear Reese"

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I have a friend who says archives as "Arr-Chives." Drives me fucking crazy.

Also for him, Yosemite National Park is goddamn "Yoh-sem-mite"

>>37789725
Also, I say chicken nugget as "Chickenugit"

>tfw not Canadian and have started to say about "aboot" and out "oot"
probably cause I watched Jordan Peterson

>>37787653
I usually draw out my a's and r's. "Thaaaat's nice."
"Rrrrright." Usually always adds a sarcastic undertone to most of what I say, but it's closer to a Texas sort of drawl and I don't do it intentionally.

Also, e's seem to not exist for me for a lot of words. Creek becomes crik, rickety is just rickt'y, and so on. Words like seem and meet and shit like that stay normal, though.