This guy is going to be your boyfriendo. Do you accept?

fucc no. that bear shit is too primitive for me

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>>37787356
I would say sign me up. He's hot as fuck and I love chubs.

Depednds if he's a grower or a shower

>>37787356
>barafag shit
the establishment can cut me a fuckin' check

He looks almost exactly like my fuckbud

>>37787356

Looks like your typical marriedfag with kids, who has a big modern house and works some ruff tuff union job. Has an oversized garage with all kinds of shiny unused tools.

>>37787642

Has a retarded truck, listens to country music, and likes hunting. Built a huge fucking playground for his kids, ages 4 and 5 in the backyard. Has a hot but wholesome wife who loves him. Goes to church every sunday.

>>37787642
guys im a man im useful check out this fucking birdhouse with artisanal locally sourced lacquer i made based on internet plans

no really look at my $2,000 rifle that i use twice yearly. would you like to hear about my fucking wood deck that's going to mold over and collapse into ruin the second i stop looking at it. i read science fiction but not heinlein because my wife doesn't like him

>>37787642
>>37787687
>>37787768
Who hurt you, Gaynon?

>>37787768

>implying that this guy's sci-fi tastes extend beyond star wars

He probably took the kids to see the force awakens and liked it. Meanwhile his wife checked into the local cineplex on fb and posted pics of them holding toy lightsabers. 62 likes.

tell him to get his fucking dick cut

>>37787356
>barashit
nah, take your fetish somehwere else.

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I'd eat his ass out like there's no tomorrow.

>>37787870
nice any more of him? he is qt as fuck

>>37787356

how can a human body be this perfect ?

>>37787356
AbsolutelyHot.jpg

He looks like he gives good hugs.

He's not quite what I'm attracted to, but maybe.

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>>37787888
A few more: some 2 more pics, at most.

>>37787889
>>37787966
I know - I want to marry him. Seriously, where does someone find a guy like him?

Is this /fatchad/ or does fat Chad have a different name?

Bruno, perhaps?

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>>37787856

Why would he ruin his own dick by cutting off the best part? Go back to Facebook, Brian.

>>37787820

>"i don't have nothin' against fags but i'd say HELL NO if one tried to make a move on me! What would my construction buddies think? I like women and i'm happily married to one."

>>37787356
What's wrong with his dick?

Apparently this comment wasn't original, how about that

>>37788252

Looks pretty normal to me. I can't imagine you haven't seen your share of intact dicks if you've been posting on this board longer than a week.

>>37788118
Sorry for you if not near(Culver City fag here), but West Hollywood. Big brand Gyms still have a hard time enforcing non-sexual activity in the shower areas.

>>37788118
>it's ass clobbering time anon!
OIL CHECK NOW!!!!

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Reminder that bears have extremely strange fetishes.

>>37788303
I usually try to avoid those threads

>>37788390
>Reminder that bears have extremely strange fetishes.

Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

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>>37788252

in overweight guys the mons pubis gets fat and conceals the shaft of the dick when flaccid, so all you can see here is the head (with foreskin)

in some obese guys the mons can get so fat that it actually conceals the entire penis when flaccid, and in intact guys you literally just see a little flap of foreskin poking out like pic related

>>37787356
ok yeah but I put him on a diet right away

>>37788252
That's a normal dick: it's you cutfags that have the disgusting alien-looking penises.

>>37787356
I would accept provided that it's not a trick obviously
But I'm extremely out of his league and can't offer a lot to a relationship

>>37788390
this is more autistic than anything i've done
kind of amazed tbqh