Failed Normie

>>37787186
You're a failed normie. I can rest assured knowing I'll NEVER get a gf. Been rejected over 30 times and live as a hiki. My autism is pretty bad (go to behavioural therapist for selective mutism) and have been admitted into a psychiatric ward twice for manic depression. I'm 5'1 and ugly. Had abusive dad. I'm fucked. Women abhor me. If you're capable of geting a gf you're a normie.

>>37787248
man fucking wish i could hug ya man no homo, i know the feels of having an abusive dad, got beat down my entire life then watched him die and felt no remorse at all

>>37787186
Robot:
Has never had a girlfriend, and has had 0-3 friends in lifetime.
Cyborg:
Has/ has had a girlfriend within the last 3 months. Has 1-3in real life friends currently

>>37787248
if i once had the life for 4 months im sure we all can man im sure of it, im an ugly 2/10 bastard believe me chicks have told me that in my face

>>37787284
>a cyborg is a normalfag now

wot

>>37787284
Sorry, didn't finish my post
(Cont)

Normie: has had 2-3 girlfriends and has 5-15 in real life friends
Failed normie:
Has had a girlfriend at some point and has had 5 in real life friends in lifetime
Chad: has had 10+ girlfriends, and 20+ sexual encounters. Has 20+ in real life friends

>>37787186
Normie
>understands normie social protocol fluently
>has urgency to make connections with people
>part of a large social network
>friends with people who are typically well-to-do and well adjusted
>life continues on an upward trend indefinitely
>hit all the normie milestones at the appropriate time (i.e get "real" job right out of college)

Failed normie
>may understand normie social protocol but can't act it out successfully
>doesn't have "zest for life" or "urgency" to be part of normie herd
>self-esteem issues
>social network is degenerates or low-status normies
>life initially went upward but is now stagnant and/or declining
>failed to accomplish several or all normie milestones

I was a successful normie untill about 22 years old, where i got a useless degree, avoided making connections in college, and am now stuck at my parents house with a shitty job.

t. failed normie

>>37787284
she was 2 years ago
i have 0 friends dead serious literally 0 friends

>>37787337
Don't we all. I haven't had a friend since 8th grade

>>37787330
Wouldn't that make like 90% of r9k just failed normies then?

It feels weird since ive never had a mom or dad, ive always lived with my grandparents, and when i did see my mom she screamed at me for being an asshole....i was only 12

>>37787396
yeah, there's very few actual robots here. Go to wizardchan if you want to see true robots. Most people here have a way out if they tried. A robot is a born loser.

>>37787427
yea robots are something like this
>crippling mental illness
>crippling genetic defects
>crippling cosmetic issues
>isolated for most of lives
>KHHV

>>37787186
This is easy

Normie:
>college degree or at least a 2 year degree
>currently employed and has been for at least a year
>leaves residence at least once every day
>has at least 3 friends in real life
>has had a sexual encounter: i.e. Is not a virgin
>has had at least 1 girlfriend
>does a social activity at least once a week, IE club or bar or hangout
>does not play vidya or watch tv for more than 24 hours per week
>has no more than 1 serious mental disorders
>is no more than 250 pounds
>is at least 5' 7"
>shaves and bathes regularly

Failed normie:
>has graduated high school but not a higher education
>has been employed in lifetime for a period of 6 months or more
>leaves residence at least twice per week
>has at least 1 friend but not more than 3
>may or may not have had a sexual encounter, but not more than 3
>has never had a serious girlfriend for a span of longer than 3 months
>attends a social activity at least once a month but not more than twice
>time spent on video and tv per week is between 20-60 hours
>has at least one mental disorder but not more than 3
>is not more than 300 pounds
> is at least 5' 5"
>shaves and bathes at least once per week

>>37787329

Ive had more than twenty sexual encounters with different people, i have a GF i've been with for over seven years ago (she's sleeping ten feet away from me rn) and i still read and relate to what you guys write every night.

I guess im a normie but i sympathize and feel what you all feel sometimes.

On paper im
>6'4
>six pack
> green eyes

im generally tellin you guys tho that

HEIGHT doesnt matter at all believe me, its all about the face.

>>37787550
Damn.

You are something I can't categorize. I hope I can get to where you are someday.

>>37787553
On paper I'm
White
6'
Blue green eyes
Blond wavy hair
Straight white teeth
Fairly attractive
No major skin problems, (acne, Rosacea)
Kind of fit

But then I have the social skills of a snail, so I get no pussy and have no friends

Looks don't matter at all if you are socially inept

>>37787651
i only got pussy by being around extroverted normies, THEN my looks paid off.

>>37787186
more importantly, are failed normies and cyborgs welcome here as long as we don't post, only reply, treat robots with respect, and don't rub our lives in others' faces?

>>37787186
I don't know where the line is for normieness exactly but pretty sure I'm not one.

>no contact with women outside of sex with a prostitute once,
>live alone off of autismbux
>don't talk to most of my family
>no real ambition or drive

I feel like it's possible to turn this around but at my age it seems too little too late.

>>37788434
your life is shit, even compared to lost of the people here

>>37788469
Well good to know I'm not depressed for no good reason.

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>>37787509
You're running into the "more autistic than thou" problem that plagues /r9k/. A failed normie can still be a regular looking person with a college degree and good hygiene, it's just the whole interacting with people. Typically normies are born normies, and failed normies can really go either way. I find myself more in situation with >>37787330 to be failed normie.

> never been really good with other people and suffer at jobs as a result
> this contributes to an ever-growing self-esteem problem
> mostly meet others at board games
> almost never get invited to parties
> on-and-off part time jobs after college
> bomb most real interviews
> moved out of parents' home but declining savings, can't afford to move out of room rental
> marked failure at relationships with women, a real non-starter