Requirements for Posting on ROBOT9001:

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Hello, humans browsing this lonely board!
The lines on who may post on this board have been blurred as of late, and I want to take it upon myself to clarify.
If the following applies to you, please make your way to >>>/b/, you would fit in much better there.
>You've ever had sexual intercourse
>You've ever received sexual contact which you enjoyed
>You've had a friend who didn't only pity you while browsing this board
>You have the ability to speak to a member of the opposite sex with confidence
>You have generally good hygiene
>You've kissed somebody who wasn't a family member
Note: Females may browse this board, but only if the following applies to them:
>They provide a picture of, at the very least, their feet with a timestamp, in any post admitting they're female (you might as well make the footfags happy)
>They have never had a man who wasn't their family member say they love them
>They've never posted themselves nude online unless it was on 4chan exclusively
>They've never had sexual intercourse
>They've never kissed a non-family member
>They aren't popular and don't have any non-pity friends
Male users have the right to ask a female to present breasts and any other body part at all times. Keep in line, females.