post in this thread to die instantly

>>37783750
>post in this thread to die instantly
I doubt this will work

I guess it's worth a shot, not like I wanted to work today

i wish desu

>>37783777
at least you got trips anon, no need to die today

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>>37783750

I wish to live to try seek redemption in my life.

To ascent from failed NEET autist to normie with gf.

One day I will ascend.

>>37783750
dank u basde gob :DD

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Ok, but where do I go when I die?

Yes pls.
I fucking wish

Roadsign captcha: peace

>>37783750
oh no did akarin drink paint thinner?

Op this better be no joke

>>37783750
I want to go out Elliot-style

>>37783890
Nowhere. Your brain shuts off and your conciousness ceases to exist.

Take me now, O might blackpill

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>>37783750
WHERE'S THE REAPERMAN

>>37783750
Is Akari ok? Please tell me she's ok.

>>37783750
you better not lie op

>17 posts
>16 IPs
seems legit

>>37784159
Well two are me, OP (three now)

I'm immune because I'm death himself, I'm killing everyone who posts. Not like you'll be around to read this.

Alright cool FUCK IT WASNT ORIGINAL

>>37783750
pls don't make Akarin sick

>>37783750
i dont want to die desu

oregano

>>37784159
Was it worth it to post this?

Please end this suffering
If this year Passes my only Friend who is female will leave and i to look for a Job in Different Places. I will be Alone again and its a lotto Win that i found her who accepts me for who i am

>>37783750
do me up family

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ravioli ravioli, please just make it quickly

>>37783750
oh please god

give me an original death

>>37783750
praise the magical kike

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uccidimi ora

Dubs and I live tbqh

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>>37784655
god fucking damn nigga

>>37783750
it's not like I'm going to lose anything by posting here, so why not

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>>37783750
i have no reason to stay alive

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ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora

muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda

>>37783750
I can't go on anymore, I just want to die

Trips and I shoot myself.

I don't see the point of this.

if dubs i die NOW

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I fucking wish dude

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this is a nicely thread.

>>37785011
nice original death

>>37785011

RIP anon

He died as he lived, getting digits.

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Quads and I commit suicide

>>37783750
Dreamless sleep for one please

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Please, time for sleep.

hook me up am

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At least make it painless for me.

Please help me
Let me die
Please

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>OP doesn't deliver

I may be dead but at least I got these dubs

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>>37785511
double dubs, not bad

>>37783750
please kill me dhshdhsdh

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Can we post ryona here?

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I'm tired of the grind.

>>37785441
Wasted 5 minutes looking for sauce only to find out it's a girl(female), disgusting; Can't even upload higher quality picture because it says 'duplicate file'.

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>>37785591
>5 minutes
literally just click iqdb

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Oh boy, sweet release

>>37785632
>Using more than google and yandex
I lack critical thinking.

>>37785681
google, yandex, whatanime.ga, iqdb, and saucenao covers pretty much everything.

'Bout fuckin' time, goddamn.

>>37783750
khvhijuvgu

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i have been waiting for this for a long time

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>>37783750
dubs and i live + get laid by a qt in less than a months

trips and the above + I get rich in less than 3 months

Let's try it. Move it, move it!

Please, I'm tired of this

>>37783750
I just came a glorious cum. I'm ready to die no

please I'm posting

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>>37783750
>die instantly
How?
>post in this thread
KEK

rolling, hope no pain;

I hope I hvjg die

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I want to die guys ;w;

>>37783750
Can't belive I'm desperate enough to actually do this.

im a dead man. ive died more than once. im ungrateful.

866934 just because.... check em^^

>>37786193
34 12 1 13 11 23 this is why i have 20 kills on a gun

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Hello I'd like to order one death please. Yes I'm able to hold...


Wait what do you mean you don't take card?

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I want nothing more than to die right at this instance thank you!!!

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>>37783750
let's fucking go bitch, make it quick and painless, take me to 2D heaven or void, lets do this!

then let me die and take me to the world of 2D

>>37783750
Rollan for repeating digits
BRAISE GEG :-DDDDD

save me from this hell IN A VERY ORIGINAL SENSE THANK YOU ROBOT

Please please please I just want it to be over

>>37783750
Make it so I'm sick of this below average life anyway

put me in the ground

Death is mercy, mercy is death. End me.

IT'S NOT WORKING.
You animefag you're too weak

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Kill me please

oreganilio

Please make it fast

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Take me from this earth

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Make it quick originijnnalll

dont wanna violently kill myself even by shotgun but wish i would just not wake up

am i tge only one who understands this feel

can i get that pepe that says "When he's a fucking mess but you take care of him anyway" and it shows pepe being carried around by a girl frog?

>>37787777
checking your digits before i die

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I dont want to die, actually, I want to live forever.

haha made you look btw I think you're cute hehe :)

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skiiiiiirt

BOOM PARA PARA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8TX79vSnX8

>>37783792
thats what ive been saying, boyo

although u will always be a robot in your heart, in your soul

nobody will truly understand you like those robots who went 21~+ years with no female attention

>96 replies
>84 posters
OP is a liar

>>37788025
haha made you look

>>37787777
QUADS ON A 7
MEME MAGIC CONFIRMED

just end it already fuck

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>>37783750
>you will turn into a little girl tomorrow if you post in this thread doesn't work
>thinks this will
not falling for your tricks again

Now pls..
Diddy mao diddy mao

>>37783750
preemptive oregano

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heart attack here I come!

If there are people spying on us then they should either be posting with us or masturbating.
Fuck em.

Fuck it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>37783750
please
bot no mute

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>>37783750
This better fucking work.

Don't interrupt me robot, I'm trying to die and I don't care whether I'm original or not.

Yeah, sure like this actually wo

>>37783750
give me a good death, OP

>>37789778
Holy fucking shit that image of the kiddo-
Do you remember where you got such a thing, please, anything.

No please I'm happy with my lif

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
original whatever, farewell censorbot!

What have I got to lose oh wait haha

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Kill me origami-sensei

If you are getting my hopes up just to watch me fall anon I won't forgive you.

>tfw imagining being found dead at your computer with this thread left open

Pls work. Orgin.al

If I roll dubs then op was right.

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>>37783750
roll for death bbbbboriginal

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hello yoshiko

>>37783750
kill me pete I wished this more then enough times.

>>37783750
I welcome death


not original ayy

I hope I get killed
>uwaa

Here I go.

Oriii

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Grant me my wish, Akarin.

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JUST END IT

Originalito

>>37783750
wouldn't it be so nice for these to actually work

>>37783750
end me plx

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DO IT NOW
NOW, RIGHT NOW
I WANT TO ESCAPE FROM THE HARDSHIPS OF LIFE
I MISS MY CAREFREE LIFE
I DIDN'T WANT TO GROW UP
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37783750
Goodbye world. I hardly knew ya but what I saw was ugly.

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please fo the love of god kill me

>>37783750
This is the first "reply to this post or your mom dies"-post I actually reply to.

>>37783750
Please I want to die right now

good night original space cowboys

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>>37783750
HERE I AM
WILL YOU SEND ME AN ANGEL

please work i need this

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>>37783750
I'm not dead. I demand a refund.

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>>37783750
I wish it were actually possible.

>>37783750
Do It Naow!!!!!!

give me happiness

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oh good, this is the thread I've been looking for!

Act happy thoughts

TAKE ME NOW LORD I'M DONE

>>37783750
:D fricking finally!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT DIDN'T WORK FUCK YOU

please
comfy death
now
pleae

please, let's die together, akari-chan... please...

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lets hope it works.

original

>>37783750
ples work

>>37783750
PLEASE BE TRUEEEEEEE

oregano

>>37783750
YO WHAT THE FUCK IT DIDNT WORK

it didn't work because i was already dead inside

see you soon boys

I'm here for the reckoning.

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i really doubt this will work origami

see you on the other side desu lads

if dubs i also go to hell

take me home boys

>>37783750
Boy, I fucking wish.

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>>37794877
well fugg lads see you in eternal fire

Hopefully i do die instantly, otherwise i'll just hang myself in a few weeks time as parents will be gone by then

>>37783750
it didn't fucking work

nothing I try or do ever fucking works

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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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>>37783750
can I go to heaven and have someone who loves me there please

i would very much like this

PRAISE KEK IS ORIGINAL

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THIS LIFE IS LIKE A PRISON, YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE THIS RIDE, ALL I WANT IS TO DIE WHILE I SLEEP HOW HARD IS THAT?

the road finally comes to an end

do it
origenoli

puhlease
(._.)-=;
>(x_x)-=;

Just what I need

>>37783750
fuck me up, i don't give a shit anymore

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>>37783750
If trips i will die before my 21st anniversary

>>37783750
I hope you know what instantaneously means.

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Hopefully there's no eternal afterlife torture. It would be amazing if there was some kind of heaven but even if it's just a feeling of rest and relief that's all I want.

>>37783750
I'm dead...wait I'm not. Ugh

>>37783750
O

Ridge

In

All

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>>37796708
KEK LET ME DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I remember a get on/pol toothache said all Trump supporters get a 10/10 awoo wolf gf in the afterlife. Trump's president now, I can die happy

>>37788043

DELET THIS REEEEEE333333

So when is this going to hap

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>>37783750
Just fuck me up senpai.
Originally.

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST RESORT. SUFFOCATION, SOMETHING SOMETHING, SOMETHING THE SOMETHING BLAH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

P.S. OP is a faggot

>>37783750
Posting in this thread
Kill me pete

>>37783750
Nice one

Orgianiloodesu

Koncz wasc
Wstydu oszczedz

>>37783750

Please please please work.

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>>37783750
right now or never bitch

OK.

Wow, the originality.

Goodbye everybody. It was nice knowing you.

Please kill me


Oooooororororororororrorororooigonal

>>37796996

Fuck you OP, it didn't work.
False hope faggots like you should be flayed alive, yet denied the peace of death for all eternity.

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Here goes nothing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My stomach hurts so much

Wish this wasn't a scam

ANNNNDDD YOOOOUUU COOOUUULLLD HAAAVEE IT AAALLLL
>tfw you'll never restart your life without knowing everything beforehand

can i pls originally die

>>37783750
what do they want? I don't know
We're all revved up and ready to go

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Why are we still? here just to suffer?
Orginolo

please please pls

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>>37783750
Please god just let me drop dead where I stand.

>>37783750
I call bullshit on that one, OP

I wondet if anyone wkuld care of we all died thkogshjegg

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hurry

kingoriginal

>>37783750
posting post ingspopospotpospospotpostpo

Kill me

Imagine the irony of me dying instantly after posting this lol

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>tfw no cutie trap magic serpent boy gf
End this miserable life

rolling

j;vnrynlf

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end it quickly

>>37783750
you're nigger

>>37783750
I want to see it coming so I can reflect on my miserable life one last time.

>>37783750
Please OP, it doesn't need to be painless or fast (although it's better)

Yeaaaa I dont think so. origorigorig

>>37783750
maybe it works origi

What a huge waste of time, I could have done without wasting 5 years on a masters degree

>>37783750
release me from this mortal coil. akarin

End my useless life, oh mighty god

>>37801040
koy bend over

Here's hoping, have at me

>>37783750
at this point I have nothing to lose

im guessing this wont work

>>37783750
Can I reborn as an anime girl. If not I'm ok with the void.

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>>37783750
My name is Connor and I just want someone to love and care for. I'd fuck over my best mate for a gf. Not goy goys. Can't fack him yaknowqwhatimsaying?

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If dubs, nobody ITT dies.

posting in an epic thread my droid friendos

>>37783750
yes, please
original death

cmon then i have been waiting for it a long ass time ..

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>>37783750
END IT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH

lying faggot reeeeriginal

>>37802805
no he truth ur loser

tfw still not dead aaa

>>37803581
just doy urself

Right here please right now oh my god please please please PLEASE RIGHT NOW OH PLEASE

>>37783750
Come on OP, please deliver

>>37783750
thank s anonymous man

Alright I tried this before but my comment was unoriginal how about this one?

Sign me up. Whats gonna happen, someone tracing my IP and coming to my house to shoot me? That would be awesome desu.

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>>37783750
EEEND IT!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>37783750
Hit me up nigga.