/britfeel/

first for Barrow-in-Furness YET AGAIN haha

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>>37781915
1st for Damon Albarn

>>37781955
Ebin said he'll smash your lights out lad, best keep your head down.

>>37781915
Could've waited two fucking minutes but you couldn't even manage that.
Go eat another cake, you no-impluse-control fatty.

>>37781955
albarn btfo'd once again, it's the brit awards all over again

>>37781961
EBIN CAN FUCKING FIGHT ME ON TEKKEN DESU

>>37781961
I heard that ebin was involved in the making of that fridge that burned down the tower block

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>>37781978
I was preparing for it then had an unplanned spaz out which i'm still recovering from, now I only have one monitor so it makes it a bit more annoying.
>>37781984
just doing some casual ethnic cleansing

>>37781984
I heard the van "attack" in london was actually just ebina practicing driving at night that just so happened to coincide with terrorists going on a stabby attack.

what have you lads bought your daddies for daddy's day

bought mine a copy of wolfenstein the new order and doom, I reckon he'll have a bit of fun with them

>>37782012
>had an unplanned spaz ou
never change lad

>>37782024
your dad plays video games?
sad cunt

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>>37782012
I didn't mean to take it out on you, just having an extremely bad night. I hope we can have fun m8
Don't hate me pls I didn't mean it

>>37782044
I thought it was quite cool tbqh

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watching tommy robinson on youtube again chaps

>>37782047
I can't remember what you did lad, all that period of time is a haze now. I don't feel sad or angry at insults really. I find it funny when people bully me a lot of the time, I don't mind it at all

>>37782044
yes he does, better than being a train-spotting anorak

don't see how it's sad that an old man enjoys modern things

>>37782058
Is #proudboys a gay thing?

>>37782024
Mum got me a glen campbell greatest hits cd to give him since I have no money or a job. He won't mind that she bought it.

>>37782024
bottle of voddy reduced to 12 smackaroos

>>37782024
Two DVDs; this McLaren documentary and Hacksaw Ridge. My mum told me to buy the former and there a was a deal going on at HMV so I also got the latter.

>>37782158
Hacksaw Ridge is a good watch desu

>>37782024

just a card, don't really do gifts.
not buying into the corporate holiday.

>>37782058

sauce on dat image anon? feel like im up for a gay fap before I go to sleep

>>37782024
nothing, i barely know him and haven't seen him in years

>>37782192
The Gavin Mcguinnes show

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Can we all agree that lorde is best girl?

>>37782164
So I've heard. Crazy that Mel Gibson has been sort of accepted back into Hollywood.

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fridays and saturdays always bring out normie scum in their hundreds, especially when the weather has been so nice, so im staying in tonight, would any of you anons recommend me some comfy games? PC games only please and preferably ones i can buy through steam (but ill torrent if i have to)

Who /worriedthey'reretardedbutnotretardedenoughtohavepeoplenotice/?

>>37782238
neon chrome, I've been shilling it like crazy since I got it from the PS+ monthlies, if you like twin stick shooters it's fun as heck

>>37782214
No cause she looks too much like reviewbrah

>>37782238

Amnesia: Dark Decent

>>37782230
Fuck the Kikes lad

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>>37782276
delet this

asf

>>37782208

which episode had them about to do gay sex?

>>37782247
I constantly worry that I might be mildly autistic. I function well enough and nobody's ever said anything to me about it, but I do some shit sometimes that makes me wonder.

>>37782267

Never even heard of it, ill have a look in a minute though, thanks laddy

>>37782285

i have actually played this before but quite a while ago, managed to scare myself shitless with it, it made me think alot really, its only a game, just some pictures and noises but i did 100% pussy out of it, same with outlast

>>37781915
Finished my shift at spoons.
Sat alone drinking a g &t and a German beer.
Checking out qt girls.

Life ain't too bad. Even if they never talk to me.

What's everyone else up to?

>>37782312
praying my bet comes in

>>37782326
What's the bet anon?

>>37782331
on the atlanta braves, its baseball, and no I am not a fucking yank

>>37782344
Do you follow baseball?
Or just betting?

>>37782312
Been playing Mario Galaxy and now my wrists hurt because the Wiimote + nunchuck is the worst controller ever.

has anyone here traced there family history or genetics back? I find it really interesting tbqh.

>>37782362
Can't you just plug a gamecube controller in?

>>37782357
I loosely follow, get most of it
I found this guy who is great at betting on baseball and started betting again

>>37782362
Based Galaxy. Sunshine never really connected with me but I loved that one.

>>37782296

The stupid ways I self-sabotage just makes me think I'm disconnected from the world in a very peculiar way.

>>37782309

Yeah, it took me about 9 months to finish it. Outlast didn't really scare me though, I think because the story wasn't as interesting and the "mentally ill people = bonkers serial killers" trope annoyed me.

>>37782362
Wiimote and nunchuck is pretty good imo. Pretty innovative. I found it amazing for wii sports res evil for example.

>>37782375
Not got one and I'm playing it on my Wii U

>>37782395
It's pretty amazing. All the stuff Odyssey hype made me get back into it because I never completed it.

>>37782387
Fair play. Do they show it on tele at all? Watch online?

>>37782420
It never feels comfortable to me. Had similar issues playing Arms with the the joycons.

>>37782453
its sometimes on BT i think
but im poor so just look at live updates on their website

>>37782309
it's 10.99 on steam if it appeals to you, so it's reasonable and replayable

>>37782456
No idea what that is tbqh.
>>37782478
Fair enough man. I like the idea of getting into betting. But I find it so gutting when I lose I can't bring myself to do it.

>>37782524
the bet is literally going right down to the wire, could go either way

Who /slumlord/ here?

I own 17 houses currently

7 in Liverpool, 4 in Newcastle, 2 in Nottingham, 1 in Coventry, 1 in Cardiff, and 2 in Merthyr Tydfil. I'm hoping to buy 2 more this year.

I'm not even a millionaire yet, total assets valued at 970,000

>>37782604
give us a house mate

>>37782604
A character so shit that even britnormie could write a better one.

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>>37782604

funfact: one of the few jobs i ever had that i didnt get sacked from was working for a bloke who bought cheap houses and refurbished them ready for leasing out

>post with avatar
>get ignored
>post without avatar
>get ignored
I am a leper amongst lepers

>>37782626

how about you go fuck yourself, cunt.

>>37782706
stop being an attention-seeking spacker then and just post like a normal lad

>>37782706
Just post with an incredibly abrasive and toxic manner, and refuse to better yourself.

>>37782706
Well which was your post that was ignored? Maybe you didn't say anything interesting.

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Didn't realise how fucking competitive the job market was until I finally hit the job center

The lower minimum wage for teens really fucks me out of ever getting my foot into an entry level job, because they will work for literal chinese sweat shop wages

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I'm a bit demotivated

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>>37782730
hmm this sounds like a cracking idea

If Iain Duncan Smither literally posted in this thread right now with a timestamp, I doubt I'd even get 15 replies from it.

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The catto is on my bed lads. How has your day been today anons? Mine started off rough but has been pretty good overall. Had lots of fun playing Tekken~

>>37782739
Ganbatte anon! You can do it lad!

>>37782047
>apologising to a fucking weeb on 4chan

Hahahahahahahaha, you pathetic fuck.

>>37782736
I work in security and get paid 9.75 an hour, 12 hour shifts, 48 hour weeks. I was on the dole for a year trying to find a job, I had three god-awful jobs, and this one is such a doss compared to them that I've pretty much abandoned any ambition just so I can have an easy job without the hassle of having to find anything else.

Fuck the job centre lad. Bunch of slave drivers.

>>37782739
do you want to live this fucking way forever, anon?
this is more important than some bullshit sense of pride
who gives a shit how pathetic you look for trying in the face of overwhelming odds, if you don't, you WILL die like this

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>>37782739
w-we'll make it a-anon

I appreciate that most probably there'll be nary a response to a call for such a thing. Nevertheless: I'm a classic theatre actor. Is there any scene that you'd like to hear acted out? Let me know x

>>37782878
>WILL die like this
well i hope it happens soon

>>37782736
Don't forget to blame the immigration policy for pushing down wages, m8

>>37782933
A Midsummer Night's Dream, Titania laying eyes on Bottom after having the love potion put in her eyes

>>37782815
>9.75
That's a shitload for security. It's normally the barest minimum.

And then businesses wonder why the guards don't give a fuck and never stop anyone.

>>37782959
bottom tier wages were fine up until 2008, they were actually improving in the early blair years

I find blaming it all on immigration doubtful

ebin, where are you lad? give us a wiggle. is ya tekken boi from before. i accepted your friend request before i went out and another legend from here added me.

Rats and horses can't vomit

>>37782798
>How has your day been today anons?

pretty good. just came home from a walk. me main man ebin added me on psn. and i done some boxing training.

>>37783002
Will do it if you'll give me a precise scene etc. It's going to be a google matter.

>>37783052

horse owning the sesh, 30 pints and a bag full of ket and no puking, top man

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>>37783033
hello lad

>>37782798
questionable, but a bit better now

>tfw social and political unrest that could turn into riots
>stuck in East Devon so can't join in

>>37783052
Then what happens when they have too much to drink?

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

>>37783076

start your own riot in east devon lad

>fatherteddownwiththissortofthing.jpg

>>37783092
Losers. Why don't they just phone up their friends and chat for a bit? Keep updated.

>>37783069
you up to much bro? i hope you're feeling better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwqwydhzR2M

More people are allergic to the milk of a cow than any other food.

>>37782024
Bought mine 2 packets of m&ms for a dispenser my sister got him.

But I am eating a pack right now

>>37783115
I'm upto nothing much as usual, but i'm pretty calm now lad.

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>>37781967
>Go eat another cake, you no-impluse-control fatty.

>go to /britfeel/ to post about my cake
>4th post in the thread mentions cake
It's funny how that happens, isn't it?

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the varieties of pickle the company once had.

>>37782604
>owning property in those areas
>ever being a millionaire

You are 100% better off selling them all. If you even can lol. And buying 2 properties in SE on the crossrail line.

I own 7 properties in Essex and London. Projected growth of 27% in next 2 years.

My granddad confessed to a murder on his death bed tonight

>>37783172
Cool. Do you think he was messing with you?

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>>37782923

My 25th birthday next month lad. I'm doing ok in life, but nothing to look forward to or get excited about

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dubs decides what he says on vocaroo

>>37783191
Noodles Can't be Beat
The song, not those four words

>>37782564
Good luck anon. Hope you make it.

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>>37783190
24 here next month lad

>>37783191
I suck on hairy yellow asian dicks

>>37783191

"gave him a lethal dose of morphine instead"

unroenginsgdas

>>37783191
I'm a little teapot

The song.

>>37783216

W-w-we'll make it ebin

>>37783191
I'm a giant raging homosexual

>>37783146
http://www3.mangafreak.net/Read1_Holyland_1

do me a favor chief. give this manga a read, i think you will like it. maybe it will inspire you. the main character reminds me of you.

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Would be good if someone could put the burning tower of britbong into the OP pic.

Would be better than my quick, shit paint job anyway

>>37783191

"I really love big black women"

>>37783269

It's been in the OP image for the last 6-7 threads you massive faggot. This is been one of the few without it

>>37783269
Pretty sure there's one with a burnt one.
And tiger bread.

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>>37783249
y-yeah no doubt
>>37783262
I'll try but no promises, I usually just leave the tab open for weeks

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>>37783191

"Hitler literally did nothing wrong"

unoriginal

fuck this captcha, will have probably hit bump limit by then

>>37783304

Are you July 10th, ebin?

>>37783304
i guess all we can do is try. it inspired me a long time ago.

>havent wanked for almost 100 hours
>balls are starting to hurt
>still not in the mood to wank

i dont know what to do lads

>>37783342
bit further on lad riirr

>>37783208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HYwpSsq9Jj

One to wet the whistle, the audio came out pretty bad though. future ones will be better.

8 decides next one

>>37783191

"britfeel"

thats all

>>37783529
Toby sucks a massive flaming cock every day

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>>37783529

"Ni hao, yinggan"

I'm pretty sure that's ebin's voice anyway

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>>37783529

"learn mandarin chinese"

>>37783529
how come you're using some sort of voice changer?

>>37783548
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04CbL5fQxIv

OP delivers

>>37783296
No need for hostility lad.
Someone needs to go sleepy bye bye

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6 decides the next

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>>37783556
I don't sound that bad lad

who/junglefever/here?

okmoimnlkmklm

>>37781915
my job centre advisor is making me do a work placement at the jobcentre for two weeks, has anyone else had to do this and how was it for you??

>>37783576
I'm not sure, it's not me making the recordings

>>37783604
Watashi wa okibona kanedesu

>>37783604

"Northerners live under the southern boot"

how much are you paying him per vocaroo?

>>37783612
I have a mate who I bully for that. your kind are wierdos

>>37783618
Yo I had to do 8 weeks at Poundland. They called it "Work experience it will look good on your cv!!"

Worst 8 weeks working for nothing for a chance to get a job there and they didnt bother.

Just free labour for them

>>37783642
he's doing this voluntary, he needs the work experience

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>NEET for 6 years now
I hate this but I don't think I'd ever be able to cope with normie stuff like working.

>>37783604

"Im so poor I would suck poleaboo's tiny willy"

>>37783669
re croll

>>37783604
Make him sing this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

There must yet be a Shakespearean lad who wouldst entertain mine classical self. Or is't as nought?

>>37783649

Why are we weirdos, what sort of lasses are you into?

>>37783695
re crolling for this

He must actually sing it. Not half heartedly

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>>37783696

who /stratfeel/ here? I wonder if other stratford lad is still about

captcha taking about 2.5 minutes per post tonight

>>37783727
Are you actually interested in acting?

>>37782933
The 'big guy' scene from dark night rises

>>37783763

not at all, I just happen to live here

>>37783652
At one point I actually had paid employment at poundland which totally sucked which is why I quit after a couple months.

>>37783607
i wish you would make more videos

>>37783837
I made a short one proving I went on a run for the anon who made me but it was at the end of a thread at 7am and nobody saw it

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who else /anti-bully ranger/?

>>37783962
Why doesnt the blue guy get a face change?

>>37783962

Shipman? blox

>>37784010
because we are running low on volunteers

>>37783861
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw09YICh4owtkMonhOfxFmQ

what happened to yours vids?

>>37783962
yellow chick a pornstar?

>>37783190
That dot in the upper right hand corner fucking has me wanting to kill someone or myself. Please fix it!

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>>37783962
me.

*this is a vegeta lad approved post.

>>37784069
you know damn well not you cretin

Last night I pissed the bed a little while I drunk and forgot to clean it and my beds still damp

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>>37784062
I get self-conscious and unlist/make them private lad

>>37784129
:( i loved your loud tools video.

>gearing up to fap to half a decade old fb pics of qt's from the past
>get pangs of dread, stop

Why does the existential dread of realizing i'm a complete failure have to surface now?

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Guys, I managed to find ebin's real name
fwfwffwegesdaf

>>37784149
did he speak in them? What does an ebin sound like?

>>37784149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaoV-HmOpaI

you haven't even begun going down the unlisted video rabbit hole yet lad

>>37784221
haha, is that really him? he's so adorable. would cuddle/10

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>>37784106
Never mind, I found a lookalike.

>>37784194
glad to be part of the team lad.

i will be watching over this thread to defend the innocent and protect the weak. there will be no bully on my watch.

>>37784194
Who the fuck is ebin

>>37784251
you are disgusting and will be first to the gulag
>>37784260
I feel bad for cucking ship posrer tbqh

>>37784194
Shipman should be Zod or whatever he's called

Wish I had a sweaty gf to get even sweatier with, lads.

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>>37783216
34 this month

>tfw this wasn't even original and the anon who first said it must be even older now

>>37784328
>>tfw this wasn't even original and the anon who first said it must be even older now

What do you mean? Posts don't stay unoriginal once they're off the board.

>girl online wants to see me cum
>already wanked a couple of hours ago so i can't

ffs lads

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>>37784328
how you holding up anon?

>>37784340
thats not right is it? It can't be

>>37784342
Man the fuck up you pussy start wanking

>>37784359

Of course they don't. If all the posts ever were deemed unoriginal, no one would ever be able to post a thing.

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>>37784278
>I feel bad for cucking ship posrer tbqh

how did you cuck him lad?

pic related if we have more rangers

>>37784340
Pretty sure they do mate, that's kinda the whole point
https://blog.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/

>>37784381
Turns out no one ever said that before

>>37784342

I haven't had sex for so long if a girl said that to me I'd probably start going off like a fire hose and not stop until she bloody sat on it.

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>tfw no one to tucc me into bed
Post waifus.

>>37784380
i literally can't i'm empty

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>this guy asks you for a hug
what do?

>>37784342
>>37784403
i have had a number of girls who have wanted this but they very rarely send nudes back. at most i will get a tit pic.

>>37784454
explode with happiness

>>37784454
Is his head upside down?

>>37784463
she sent me her tits and they are very nice but it's just mush down there

>>37784463

Ask her to pony up first, "to motivate you", or something. It's hardly an international trade deal level negotiation.

>>37784499
already wanked means already wanked

>>37784516

Oh yeah, for some reason I got to thinking you just didn't want to.

>>37784499
yeah, i do, they usually just make up bull shit. i guess they are afraid that i am going to leak them or something.

>>37782604
Enjoy section 24 of the Finance Act (No.2) 2015.

>>37784528
it was a humourful and whitty reference to brexit means brexit, which in turn stemmed from you mention of international trade deals

>>37784533
i don't get why someone would leak a girls nudes. i spent hours getting those i'm not sharing them with some other fucktards who didn't do shit

>>37784578
Spread the wealth mate.

>>37784578
People do it on b/ and I guess to their mates. It's like showing off I suppose

>>37784578
yeah, its retarded. lots of fellas are retarded and will openly post on omegle about sharing nudes therefore it makes girls weary.

only girls who i have spoken to for a little while will give me nudes

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>>37784486
well, it's definitely a better look for him

ebina voice acting I see

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Hzh6mgVW4

>>37784690
>tfw no assholi bf

>>37784710
>tfw ebina will never moan your name

>netflix
>hulu
>crunchyroll
>WWE network
>entire internet
>still bored
I'm going back to bed

>>37784675

Looks like a black Roger Ebert.

I think I'm finally done, do I go for a new score

>>37785235

Are you memeing about being a spree killer, lad?

Don't, it's an embarrassing way to go.

>>37785252
>t's an embarrassing way to go.
why is that??

>>37785315
if you're upset about life, why take other people with you? they have never done anything to you personally. you will be remembered as a disgusting human being.

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Well this is my final option.
I've been looking around for new music to listen to but I haven't really found anything I actually like.

Post your favourite song/band please.

>>37785448
the people that caused it would be first to go don't worry about that and at least I'd be remembered for something that's the way I see it.

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>want to join britfeel
>not a brit

>>37785480
someone bullied you or something lad? if you really want to prove them wrong, you should put this energy towards becoming successful.

guns are not even legal in britain anyway, so how could you even go on a spree?

>>37785485

dw we got yanks and pakis, youre more than welcome

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Blessing of doubles.

>>37785472
Doopee time, lad. The new /britfeelcore/ album.

>>37785485
Make your own country feel.
Or learn a lot about Britain to the weirdly indepth levels such as service stations and greggs.

>>37783062
>classic theatre actor
>doesn't know his shakespeare
get tae fuck you charlatan

>>37784567
Except it was neither witty nor humourous

>>37785583
>Make your own country feel
lad you know this doesn't work, somehow britfeels are the only feels that survive more than 200 posts

>>37785643
cheer up mate it's the early hours.

>>37785527
kind of, I'm sick of my "group" not taking me seriously, I could beat them to death if I wanted but them retards don't realise it idk what to do.

>>37785650
That's because we make it work.
Make a country feel that isn't just people asking where everyone is and it might just last.

>>37785839
"We" don't do anything. /britfeel/'s success is all because of me. Don't you dare try to take credit for my labours ever again.

>>37785901
Lad. /britfeel/ is mine. I bet you only have forced memes.

>>37785931
I don't have to force anything. They flow from me like water, like wine, like one and the same. You are a remora on my underbelly, feeding on the scraps of my great works. Know your betters.

>>37785947
You are forcing one as you speak.
The victims of the Grenfall tower fire deserve better.

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I'm at least 3 waifuposters and 2 other characters, I'm also currently forcing 2 romances and several storylines, you can thank me later lads

>>37786008
Alright SSanon/Marco.
How you been today?

>>37786003
The only thing I'm forcing is my authority upon you. Accept it, as is right and proper. You are the serf and I am your baron, /britfeel/ is my barony and you will till its earth. Know your place.

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listening to timesplitters 2 OST

just want to play split screen with someone

Went out with my chad mate and his 4 chad mates tonight

Sleeping at one of the chad's houses in his brothers bed with my mate

Just got woke up by the brother and 2 of his mates, who then got in the bed with us.

5 in 1 bed.

What is happening.

>>37786104
This isn't a good meme desu.

>>37786451
Not everything is a meme, you child. Stop thinking like a 12 year old 9gagger. This is truth, plain and simple.

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fast forward today, bitch is blogging about banging rich dudes and doing coke. i try so hard to not fall for the redpill thing but how i do not hate women when i keep seeing shit like this all the time?

leddit/user/themcrawlersout

>>37786483
can you provide proof of her blogging about that shit so I know I'm getting mad with good reason

>>37786518
i typed down her username for a reason mate. you dont need to dig, her entire profile consist nothing but stories about fucking dudes

>>37786535
do the work for me you bender, do you have any idea how lazy I am

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>>37786549
i cant sleep anyway lad, at least youre responding

>>37786589
fuckin slags m8, it's only women who have never been fucked around like that themselves who behave like that, both me and my girlfriend have been treated like absolute shit by our past partners so we know how horrible it is to do it to someone else

I wish a life of misery on any person who does the bullshit this slag is pulling

>sun already up

Guess I'll just turn off my lamp and open my curtains then...

>>37785761

Speak to a mental health professional.

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Women are repulsive, bring on the waifu age. Plug me in and leave me to die happy.

>>37786468
Le gaggle of nines.

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fucking hell lads it's too hot even with the fan on

Couldn't even do 15 mins walk in 32 degrees.
Bloody regret my choices at times.

>>37787108
have you considered emigrating from spain to the UK?

>>37787130
Only 26 degrees in Madrid right now.
Sounds nice and cool.

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any lads still awake? what are you upto?

>>37787979
Sat enjoying the warmth.
How about you?

>>37788181
wouldn't really say i'm enjoying it, but its quite nice now - not too hot yet, going to sleep through all the terribly hot daytime weather I hope.

watching a movie now.

>>37788211
Hope it doesn't get that bad for you then lad.
What movie?

>>37788229
bit of a meme movie lad, Eraserhead

>>37788266
Ah never seen it myself. So many bloody movies I need to get around to watching at some point.

>>37788385
I'm just watching lynchs movies before I watch twin peaks for the first time desu

>>37788527
Another thing I need to watch too. Closest to that I have watched is a playthrough of Deadly Premonition on youtube.

>>37787979
Just got home from A&E.
Go for a wee walk about 12:30, just around junction street and Leith walk. Couple gobshites started spraffin' shite and instead of walking in (because I'm not a bufty) I bit back. Wee scrote bottled me then him and his mate gave me a few kicks and then bolted.
Police wanted me to file a report but no point. They never catch the cunts.

Hungover lads

It's too hot to be hungover

Send help

>>37789156
I've never been drunk or hungover, is it really that bad?

>>37789156
Lucazade lad... And chocolate. Sugar helps.

>>37789238
same lad and no, its most certainly a positive.

>>37789238
Being drunk is okay.

Hangovers vary. Could be sore head, migraine, nausea or full blowing vomitng.
I lick sick best because I feel better after it's out my system.

>>37782247
Literally me. Looking over my old grades when trying to apply for Uni solely so I can maybe move in with my friends and stop being such a sad cunt is painful.

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>>37783115
little boy with ego problems

Tried to get an early sleep by going to bed at 11, couldn't get to sleep until 12 and then woke up at 6. Fuck this heat lads.

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>>37789421
i beg your bloody pardon mate

Lads.
A girl might be moving into my house (spare room next to me) she's a qt little Indian girl
I'm really panicking lads

>Reaction to this tower fire is 10 times that of the reaction to Manchester

What the fuck is going on?

Thousands of people are protesting and rioting in the street after this fire, but no one did anything after a terrorist killed 44 children.

Are we just that cucked?

>slept out in tent last night
>was very uncomfortable, had to come back in and get some cushions
>slept well until 3am when it actually got quite cold
>came in and my bedroom was still boiling

fuck, there's nothing you can do to achieve a good temp

>>37789829
Manchester was nobody's fault. The tower block fire was Theresa May's fault

>>37789829
>44 children
this number can't be right

>>37789529
that youtube vid

>>37789989
>Manchester was nobody's fault.

Except you know Tony Blair

>>37790003
No it was 23

>>37790096
Know him? I never met the man

A friend of mine showed me a facebook group which is basically wannabe 4chan users but I guess people were too mean so they post edgy shit on there now. It's cringeworthy as fuck.

Anyway, happy father's day. I hope you get along with your dad's.

>>37789989
>The tower block fire was Theresa May's fault
She was the one with the faulty fridge?

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>tfw can't breathe because of the heat

this weather is unlivable lads, don't know how I'm going to sleep

>Some victims of the Grenfell Tower disaster have been temporarily housed far from home and are living on just 10 pound a day, the MP for Kensington has claimed.

OH GOD IT'S SO HARD TO LIVE ON ___ONLY___ 10 QUID A DAY11!!1

>>37790105
I think he means if Tony Blair never invaded Iraq isis would never if existed but desu without a chaotic syria isis would never existed and Tony Blair isn't to blame for syria

>>37790155
lad these muslim victims of the white government deserve to eat at a restaurant every night

>>37790155
They are living on more per day than I have.
Wish I was a minority at times lads.

>>37790164
without the inspiration of Muhammad ISIS would never have existed

>>37790193
People would just find some other reason to kill each other

>>37790164
If you want to go history, you might as well take it back to the 80s with the Soviets, Afghanistan, CIA and Bin Laden to see what led to the point of Tony Blair getting his ears involved.

>>37790164
>I think he means if Tony Blair never invaded

No I mean that Tony Blair invited all the fuckers over here.

Britain will suffer forever because of Blair's "legacy".

>>37790257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmGliVqxXg&

Imagine if this speech meant we never got Tony Blair.

>>37790257
Didn't all this 3rd world immigration into the UK start in the 50s I think there was a bill passed that gave commonwealth citizens more lax immigration restrictions

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I-its not gonna stay this warm for the rest of summer i-is it??

>>37790322
No, of course not.

It'll be hotter in August

>>37790257
>>37790309
Immigration from the West Indies was encouraged by the British Nationality Act of 1948, which gave all Commonwealth citizens free entry into Britain
So yeah it started in the 50s, so it's not tonys fault

>>37790334
you shut your whore mouth
take it back
tell me your joking...
pls

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>>37790362
>it's not tonys fault

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Got my SSD up and running lads. Ended up having to reinstall windows though, so I've lost most of my meme pics.

Only got those from years ago I put into storage.

>>37789799
i really want to shag an indian girl because apparently they smell like curry and i fucking love curry

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>>37790454
Got one for you lad.
Happy refilling.

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BBQ today lads

>>37790547
good lad

I'm too lazy to get a makeshift BBQ up and running

>sold a set of wheels on ebay
>for waiting for the guy to pick them up
I literally can't do anything until he comes ffs

>>37790635
Take it for a quick joyride around the estate.

>>37790537
Been in another country for a few years now and I keep hearing about foreign Mayor, muslims killing everyone. I'm scared to get deported to England for my own safety at this point.

>>37790647
when I say a set of wheels I literally mean 4 wheels, quite hard to drive them around

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Just when you thought reddit was bad, this exists
https://www.reddit.com/r/KarmaCourt/

Muh upvotes

>9am
>22c
fuck

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Amerifats BTFO.
Grenfall > Twin Towers

>>37790702
I prefer downvotes because if I'm the opposite of redditfags I know i'm correct.

>>37790702
Imagine how low you must be I'm the scumfuck bottom of the barrel, to want to manipulate fake internet points

>>37790994
Imagine getting that butthurt about fake internet points you take it to a fake court to demand your fake points back.

Almost seems like some Black Mirror level of weirdness.

>>37790702
What is the purpose of this sub?

>>37790962
>London's 9/11

glad they didn't lump the rest of Britain in there, because nobody gives one shit about those crispy pakis, especially after the ones who lived have gone on to have riots in the street about having to live on 10 quid a day and not being given a full and comprehensive report 24 hours after the fire started

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who /smoker/ here?
originalpost

>>37791023
To complain about valuable hard earned internet points.

>>37791030
Of course, it's subtle wording like this that will allow the rest of the UK to adjust to when London becomes a separate country. If we treat them as such now, when it happens it won't be a riot causing problem.

>>37790547
after sunset, inshallah

>The death toll is closer to 400

Do people believe this?

>>37791074
>Do people believe this?
I do. Once the riots happen, the death toll will push 400.

Anybody from Sheffield wanna meet up and try to pick up qts together?

No gf for too long

>>37791130
Go to Leeds, bang LeedsLads gf.

>>37784070

You mean upper left hand? Well spotted, it was to avoid the robot

>>37791091
Are riots going to happen? Is it going to be comfy 2011 all over again?

Just a warning lads, today the Met Office are expecting the UK to receive it's highest ever UV levels. Probably 8.3/8.4, beating the previous UK record of 8.2

>Some pakis die
>Mass riots
>White children get raped and killed
>Nothing

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Alright lads! I've decided that I am going to try to eat a bit more than usual today. Really scary but I need to keep trying my best!

Who else here /self-improvement/?

>>37791376
was the previous record yesterday. I got burnt to fuck, arms neck ears, all an aggressive looking pink colour.
just had to give an SOS call to mummy for some aftersun.
oooo it hurts.

>muh mass riots!
>look at those violent shiskins!
>fucking subhuman!
it's not happening you tards

>>37791376
>UV levels
what is this cancer rays or something?

>>37791130
tfw haven't had sex in 5 months

RACE WAR IS ON LADS

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>>37791441
Haha can you imagine that lads? 5 whole months?

>>37791441
>tfw haven't had sex for 20 years

>>37791381
Lad, we're a country where you get called islamophobic while hiding from a terror attack in progress.

>>37791407
Hi tilde hope you and your mum do alright today pal :)

>>37791381
There havent been any riots, much to your disappointment I'm sure. There were about 3000 people at the last anti-paki rape protest and there's another one today. I'm sure you'll be there since you care so much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vatfFIVWO3g

>>37791574
>There havent been any riots

Didn't see that shit outside the council?

>tfw haven't had sex in less than 24 hours

Is importing more pakis just the British government's default reaction to everything?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40317674

They could have just come to the UK on a tourist visa but no...

>>37791600
You consider THAT a riot? Come off it you and the rest of the /pol/tards were confidently predicting every shop within a 20 mile radious was going to get smashed in and robbed.

>>37791454

lads I am pretty sure the guy who keeps posting wojaks with a letter and number is ebina
how many avatarfagging personas do you hold?

>>37791649
I'm not ebina, your detective skills are weak.

>>37791425
>was the previous record yesterday

No but it was extremely close. How long were you out in the sun lad?

>>37791674
about 10 hours. was fishing so couldn't really get out of the sun

>>37791570
You too lad! Enjoy yourself! Well as much as you can in this weather~

>out walking pupper
>some chav girl is out with her mutt off the lead
>tries to bite my dog, kick it in the stomach and it runs away
>she says nothing
>tell her to get it on a lead because if it tries that again id kill it
>she tells me to fuck off
>tell her ill kick her head in as well
>she quietly leaves

bet her boyfriend is gonna be looking to fight me now or some shit

Should I buy some sun screen lads?

>>37791817
Buy some Ice Cream instead.

>>37791796
Well yeah you threatened to kick his gf's head it he's probably a bit miffed.

I'd love to have every single dog euthanised. I was once planning to infiltrate a dog food factory, get a job on the production line, and find some way of sneaking some arsenic in to the mix, but it would just be too difficult.

>>37791796
>tell her ill kick her head in as well
>she quietly leaves

When they go quiet, that's when you know you're gonna get fucked.

>>37791870
well she should learn how to control her inbred fucking rat

>>37791882
Why don't you like dogs, Mahmoud?