>Mouse just ran into my room What do I do?

Buy mousetraps

Summon the eagles

>>37781767
Shoot it. I had a mouse in my kitchen. The fucker got himself trapped between a cabinet and the wall. shot the fucker right in the face. With an airrifle mind you.

He is now your mousebro
Raise his kindom

Buy a cage and make him your pet :3

>>37781792
Got no money
>>37781807
Canada so no guns
>>37781830
got no money

You now have a friend

All I have is fucking earwigs

hey, just let him be. mice are just misunderstood. they make great robot friends

>>37781819
>>37781830
>>37781885
>>37781890
He really scares me
I don't want to get sick

>>37781767
Spread peanut butter on your cock and asshole and wait for it

>>37781767
For a minute there I thought you'd put moose lmao

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>>37781767
feed it. give it a shelter and a loving family.

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I called my landlord downstairs and he killed it with a broom

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>>37782157
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT ANON WE SAID TO LOVE IT.

>>37781922
no no he won't make you sick. he's bored or hungry or lonely. just let him hang out for a little. it wouldn't hurt to care about something for a while.

>>37782157
>>37782204
robots arent meant for love, only death

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>>37782249
Don't make me feel these feels this late at night, anon.

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>>37781767
Be glad it isn't a spider.

Find it and keep it as a pet. Mice are CUTE!

My boss at my new job stomped a mouse on my second day. (On my third day he backed into my car.)

roll for initiative, slay it for 1 gp

>>37781767
Gas the jew!

>>37784588
How the fuck was that original?

This comment isn't even original enough.

>>37781922
Slay the foul creature

>>37784926
Ne underestimate the power of Jewish magic

true story
>room coated in chip bags and beer bottles
>hear something rustling throughout the night, horrified
>didn't go out and get mousetraps
>kept listening to the rustling every night for literal months
>one day come back into my room with mouse shit on my bed
>flip out, get all new covers
>start looking through the heaps of trash in my room, there's tons of mouse shit everywhere
>go out and buy mouse traps
>kill five mice in three days
that was a week ago and I still need to clean up the shit